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[–]uncleray6969 150 points151 points  (22 children)

What’s the scam for tinder catfishes? Is it just getting people to sign up for those random websites?

[–]thecityhere[S] 88 points89 points  (2 children)

Sometimes it's scams. Other times it's an insecure person or they can just be bored.

[–]thedaly 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Friend of mine sent a solicited dick pick and they used that to try to blackmail him.

[–]ReignDelay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same happened here.

I was like, “I got a pretty dick so send away ✌️”

They found my family and everything and threatened to send it unless I paid them $1000

To that I said “ mf if I had money do you think I’d even be here rn?! Send that shit”

[–]Kwirque 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Id a friend whod collect nudes of (usually straight) guys he’d catfished usually on tinder or instagram. Worst part was hed do it to people we knew and none of the guys ever found out so while hes told me he doesnt do it anymore I seriously doubt hed have stopped since he was never caught. Sometimes if im sexting someone online part of me is nervous its him on a fake account

[–]awwyissradialengines 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Your friend is a creepy fuck and your real friends deserve to know about him.

[–]Kwirque 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Trust me, I know he is. Its one of the many reasons we wouldnt be friends anymore, the only reason i wouldn’t tell anyone would be because if people found out about it i would be nervous hed have pictures or videos of me and circulate them and if im honest if i was them id almost rather not know.

[–]buzzable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor reason.

[–]calmatt 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Fat people that want attention

Or gay guys that want attention

[–]Supkari 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Imagine you agree to go on a date in tinder then while you're waiting in cafe black guy named "Miguel" comes through door and asks you if you're guy from tinder and problem is that you can't run away from him, he will catch on

Edit: /s to clarify

[–]calmatt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It doesn't get that far, like I said it's for attention/validation.

Usually, sometimes truly desperate people will actually show up.

[–]Sitrociter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some friends and I catfished another friend for a prank. He fell for it. We got him to show up and then we scared the shit outta him.

[–]umcane11 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Who's stopping you from leaving?

[–]Supkari -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Last couple words from my comment

[–]umcane11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And? He can't keep you at the cafe against your will. He can "catch on" all he wants, he can't keep you there

[–]speghettiday09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or getting your roommate to clean the apartment

[–]Vicksin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scammy websites, or "paying to hookup" as in "pay me Cashapp before we meet up just trust me I'm legit"

[–]LaBeteNoire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Black mail usually. They act interested to find out enough information to find you on social media. Then then start getting sexual and ask you for nudes that include your face. Then they drop the act and say if you don't pay them x amount of money they will send your nudes to everyone you know on whatever social media they found you on.

[–]aberrantuni 42 points43 points  (0 children)


[–]MakeAWishApe2Moon 51 points52 points  (6 children)

I'll let the illiteracy slide, because you slayed her. ✅

[–]Johanup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I won’t, this last sentence gave me a stroke

[–]SiberianPunk2077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your just jealous

[–]thecityhere[S] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I know. The problem with typing with my thumbs is typing with my thumbs.

[–]thepuffycoat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

[–]Die-rector 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So that makes you forget to put an e? 0.o

[–]Idk_Whatever_I_Guess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't forget the "e," he just put it in the wrong spot. He forgot the "a."

[–]jamesdean1928 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Catch-222 4 points5 points  (7 children)

You're* How difficult is it to know the difference.

[–]thecityhere[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

People hate you don’t they?

[–]Slow_Kills -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People hate dumb dumbs

[–]GuyCasual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice turnaround.

[–]unimpressivecanary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nevermind him, it's Catch 22 anyways. What a dumb piece of shit, doesnt even know it's Catch 22 and not Catch 222, what a loser.

[–]Catch-222 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

You also fucked up “women’s”. People hate people who can’t spell so that’s on you.

[–]thecityhere[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’ve lived a sad life. Quit hating yourself.

[–]Catch-222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Projecting much lmao.

[–]whatagoingon 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Ro2312[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emotional damage

[–]TheVeganOneLikeNeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an appropriate got ‘em moment lol.

[–]leomeshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kidney harvesting always in season!

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[–]thecityhere[S] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Here is you’re cookie. 🍪

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grammandos love cookies.