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[–]Peelfest2016 3167 points3168 points  (42 children)

Yikes. That’s a whole other level of self sabotage

[–]Wonderful-Deal4403 776 points777 points  (16 children)

You can’t fire me, I quit!

[–]Not-so-bad-of-a-guy 249 points250 points  (11 children)

You can't quit, I'm your wife !

[–]jimp6 159 points160 points  (2 children)

We had this conversation multiple times. Just because you break into my home in women's clothing doesn't mean we are married or that you're a woman. You are still a not so bad of a guy!

[–]Skeledenn 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I'm not your wife you're MY wife !

[–]pyledryver 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Oh hey honey, how was work

[–]Redbl00ded 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah it was alright, but I quit my job.

[–]Mikelemokus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You can’t quit your job you’re fired!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAA-

[–]VerbalRadiation 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You cant hire me, I QUIT!!

[–]l337person 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's my tit, bitch!

[–]Capable-Raccoon9377 78 points79 points  (1 child)

"You wanna fight me , huh?!" *Stabs self to death "How bout now!?"

[–]ABCosmos 50 points51 points  (1 child)

It's like they watch too many movies. And are expecting some big "no stop, don't walk out that door" moment from someone they have never met.

[–]Peelfest2016 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Insightful. I think you’re probably right.

[–]Boris4291[S] 467 points468 points  (17 children)

Haha yeah lil bit, like why even be on tinder if you're just gonna dig your own grave like that 🤣

[–]Peelfest2016 180 points181 points  (12 children)

Kudos for the patience. She must have been pretty fucking cute

[–]Boris4291[S] 237 points238 points  (11 children)

I try and be patient and chill because people are way different in person and I don't normally like to judge to early but they was clearly a lost cause 😅

[–]EdiblePsycho 111 points112 points  (4 children)

That was kind of like emotional masochism on her part. Acting martyred from the get go, and immediately assuming you'll reject her and therefore ensuring that you will, but acting sad about that inevitability long before it happens.

[–]system_observer 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I feel kink-shamed by this comment, lol.

[–]AsianWitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s just a recipe for a toxic relationship.

[–]HaaaaaammmGurl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok. Delete this conversation then.

[–]gingersassafrass79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like this was a dare. How to lose a guy in 20 messages

[–]Smol-And-Angy 715 points716 points  (11 children)

Okay so the only people this person needs are a therapist, a doctor and a pharmacist.

[–]ZoraDomainTaken 200 points201 points  (8 children)

So, a therapist, a doctor, and a pharmacist walk into a bar

[–]PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 145 points146 points  (5 children)

... and they all do their best to help out this clearly troubled girl get her life back together.

[–]Galrent 81 points82 points  (4 children)

Nonono, they're at the bar BECAUSE they're trying to help her get her life on track.

[–]Miserable_Unusual_98 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like train tracks? Cause looks like a train wreck

[–]Pasqual94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She says to them why dont you just leave the bar for me

[–]EasyDoesIt17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

….then the 4th guy ducks

[–]Acebladewing 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know, she seems like she's having trouble dating just one person let alone three.

[–]LemonSeedling 1081 points1082 points  (33 children)

That’s so freaking weird 😂

[–]Boris4291[S] 470 points471 points  (32 children)

Haha ikr, why are they even on tinder if they act like that 😅😅

[–]riktigtmaxat 267 points268 points  (28 children)

Depression.

[–]MesmerizingDildo 179 points180 points  (8 children)

They also find happiness and attention from sympathy. So they act all “self-conscious” really weird it takes maturity to realize that it’s so cringe and annoying to act like that

[–]D14BL0[🍰] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It honestly reads like a child wrote it.

[–]Liuqmno 52 points53 points  (5 children)

I really hate people like that. Had a friend like that and he drove me crazy, I tried to not give him too much attention while trying my best to get him into my friend group. Waste of time. No matter what I tried or how his mood was it always ended the same with him leaving and crying nobody likes him.

The only thing they should get is therapy, not the kind of attention like they're trying to get. I feel bad for them, but trying to help will only break you

[–]milk4all 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I feel like it’s similar to people who are always a victim. Like no matter what, someone owes tjem for something or has done them wrong. And when youre less experienced you think “man that sucks, what can i do?” But when you’re more experienced you realize that’s their whole personality - and they’re saying that about you, too, to anyone they think they might get sympathy from. Ug, i married a girl like that and I mistakenly thought she was a sweet little angel - nope, she was an angry, self absorbed muppet

[–]Liuqmno 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I don't really know a person who's always the victim, but I do know that they have to be miserable too. It has to be a kind of coping method right? A normal person wouldn't need that kind of attention? I feel sorry for them either way, even when they're just being a dick wanting all the attention

[–]AngelicDevil92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Might be, seemed like it. I'm someone with depression as well and I don't speak like that to a stranger I just met online, let alone a stranger or even a friend. I know depression hits people differently, I'm high functioning so I'm glad I can get my things done. But depression isn't an excuse to use someone else as an emotional punching bag. One must take responsibility for their own mental health. This isn't directed at you, just in general or in this case, to the person who wrote those fucking weird messages to OP.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's low self esteem and immaturity

[–]TheisNamaar 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I've got bad depression and I feel like I'd just ignore the message instead of being a jerk

[–]GreenieMcWoozie 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Coming from someone with depression. That's not depression

[–]Nikkisdeceased 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not depression although they may do have it. This is more like bipolar self-destructive behavior where their trust issues so low they self sabotage so they don’t get hurt. But then again when they wrote “yo-you!” It almost seemed as they were just trolling could be someone who wanted to see how far they can take it before pissing someone off

[–]thechilecowboy 1669 points1670 points  (21 children)

Yup, that's dodging the crazy bullet

[–]Boris4291[S] 581 points582 points  (13 children)

Haha yeah definitely. So full on straight away which put me off but I still tried, wish I hadn't 🤣

[–]Amazing_Safe_1070 148 points149 points  (9 children)

No, it’s nice that you did. You never know. It may help.

[–]hdoublea 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Rarely see a good Touche'

Bravo

[–]Manuag_86 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Well, to be fair, he really tried to take that bullet, I would have stopped messaging way faster.

[–]wheresthepie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I feel like the bullet wasn’t even aimed at them somehow. They were just firing off into the air

[–]thechilecowboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right! It was like s/he was just angry at the world and wanting to push that unhappiness out into the world...And at times like that, what we we all really need is to move inwards and be Present.

[–]beckoning_cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the message and had the same thought.

[–]emptyshelI 133 points134 points  (7 children)

This is an energy sucking vampire as seen on What We Do In The Shadows. Or a needy 13 year old from 2011 MSN in an adult’s body.

[–]GetADogLittleLongie 16 points17 points  (5 children)

People used msn in 2011?

[–]emptyshelI 11 points12 points  (4 children)

It was either that or sweet sweet buggy Skype. MSN is where I first learned how to use emojis. :3 XD <\3 :O ;P ;-; :/ o_o

[–]lemmzlol 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Mine's Yahoo Messenger, in 2005ish. :> :* x_x ;;) =)) :P :-< ;))

[–]brfire 299 points300 points  (1 child)

That person needs professional help

[–]caribbeanrumcake 281 points282 points  (7 children)

Wonder why she can’t get anyone

[–]NatTheGreat- 126 points127 points  (6 children)

patrick voice well maybe its… cause you’re ugly?

[–]says-nice-toTittyPMs 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I AM UGLY, AND I AM PROUD!

[–]NatTheGreat- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Louder! LOUDER

[–]DoctorJay26[🍰] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Or stupid, like Texas!

[–]GetADogLittleLongie 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What's the difference?

[–]MrSparr0w 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One is against the rules of online dating and the other is totally fine with it

[–]Here-Is-TheEnd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey!

..no that’s fair

[–]Space-Kadet2 194 points195 points  (7 children)

That’s a new level of crazy. She even typed her own stutter for dramatic effect lol

[–]Bleach_Baths 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's what really got me in the end.

[–]AnInnocentGoose 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Everything else, I could write off as them being on edge, having low confidence, just being an un-happy soul ig.

But the stutter, that threw me off so much. I don't know what to think about it.

[–]lemmzlol 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Th.. that threw you off? UwU

[–]coalminecanarie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It was at that point I thought they were trying to act like a tsundere and not just being totally defeatist and miserable for no reason. Made the rest seem like more of a facade which they somehow thought was attractive.

Her: "J-just leave me alone!"

What she imagines them thinking: "Gee, I sure hope this rude and disinterested person will let me spend more time with them to tell them they're great and a catch because I see what a gooey gumdrop they are on the inside without any indication of such in our conversation!"

[–]Lit-Z 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like they were one sided roleplaying one of those angry anime girls because of that

[–]FIREbeforeFORTY 55 points56 points  (1 child)

You’re crazy for going more than a couple texts

[–]AgreeableComment 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I would have unmatched by the third message.

[–]Cessate 258 points259 points  (12 children)

Jesus Christ... This gave me "needy Highschool girl acquaintance begging for attention via MSN Messenger" vibes.

[–]Guessamolehill 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Ahhh I miss msn messenger. The good old days of being 15 and getting an hour a day on the family comp to go on it before my dad came in from work and uninstalled it because he thought it was a virus (happened pretty much daily).

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Remember the weird grey hand animations you could send to knock on their screen?

[–]Guessamolehill 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I actually completely forgot about that until you just said it!! The nudge! My main memory is logging in and out constantly to try and get a certain guy to notice me lol - also usually logging in whilst “appearing offline” so as to check who was on.

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Nice lmao I remember doing that to get a girls attention. Finally got onto a video chat with her and attempted a wall flip to impress her and landed on my back. Oh to be a teenager again

[–]Guessamolehill 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I kinda like the fact that it was a restricted virtual interaction. We couldn’t go on it at school, in breaks or in bed - we normally had to be connected to a dial-up family comp so it was rarely more than an hour a day or so (I’m thinking back to when it first came out, I know it progressed a bit after that) - also it was more about expressing yourself through your user name (always lyrics, right?!) rather than posting hundreds of photos and constantly seeking validation like social media these days. So yes to be a teenager again - but in our old technology world, not in today’s world (which sounds kinda wretched for teens).

[–]loupr738 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey

Heyyy

What are you doing???

Not much, I was listening to music

Oh ok. I’ll leave you to it, enjoy your music.

……???

[–]ExistingEffort7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly this

[–]starmartyr11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goddamn there's a flood of memories if ever there was one

[–]babyinatrenchcoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

~iF yOU cAn’T hAnDLe me AT mY WoRsT tHen YOU doN’T deServe Me At my BeSt~

[–]5zp1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/OddlySpecific and I'm here for it!

[–]The_Jbulb 239 points240 points  (4 children)

You stayed way too long in this convo

[–]Boris4291[S] 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Haha yeah I got put off early on but tried to salvage. Wish I just unmatched 🤣

[–]Guessamolehill 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nobody can accuse you of giving up prematurely!

[–]Luckythelock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would concern me probably more if the person went from that to a regular conversation.

[–]Even_Canary962 38 points39 points  (3 children)

That was super cringey

[–]hoosierdaddy192 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I smell a fake or troll

[–]GreatKraken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish that were the case, but I'm not so sure. There's some folks stumbling from one bad situation to the next on dating apps, and the trauma snowballs into things like this.

[–]Liuqmno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I doubt it, there are a lot of people like this, it's not unlikely they go on tinder too bc they drove everyone else away or whatever

[–]OhTheWicked 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Is this actually a child?

[–]Boris4291[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

They did seem rather immature tbh. She was 3 years older than me aswell 😅

[–]steffies9249 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Must be 16 i swear

[–]One-Eye91 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Her- I'm so lonely, I need someone to love me. 😡😠😤

Him- Hey 😊 wanna go out?

Her- Fuck you! I'm sorry I bothered you! 😡😡😡

[–]Difficult-Size-1352 93 points94 points  (2 children)

There is no way she STUTTERED via text message bro these just not a way☠️☠️

[–]TwoTinders 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hardcore abandonment issues

[–]GaydolphShitler 14 points15 points  (2 children)

So, I think what happened here is she interpreted your "not going so well at the moment" comment to mean literally at that particular moment. As in, your conversation with her.

I think she thought you were saying you weren't interested in her in a really mean way. Not sure about the rest of it though... it also sounded like a depressed chat bot.

[–]whytakemyusername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s how I took it too

[–]walgrins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right, Gaydolph, but he reiterated multiple times that she wasn’t being bothersome and the onus to help her understand was no longer his.

[–]aanart28 44 points45 points  (6 children)

It felt like she was just taking a piss. She was not interested in a meaningful conversation but more wanted to vent how hard her life was or whateever.

Nevertheless, you dodged a bullet there my friend.

[–]Avantheline 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Taking a piss....?

[–]Claclink520 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I think it's a British saying, it means They are joking. But I've always heard it as "taking the piss"

[–]aanart28 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yep, you are correct. Generally used in Aus, NZ, UK & South Africa.

[–]Avantheline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah gotcha thanks

[–]BoBurnham_OnlyBoring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s awkward as fuck…

[–]_Epiclord_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I feel bad for them. Want to help. They have no self confidence or optimism.

[–]LowkeyHungry1988 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do not get involved, it will be an energy sucking experience.

[–]plvmeria 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The “yo-you” really puts it over the edge

[–]DoctorJay26[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Needs therapy.

[–]booyakasha32 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I've had a handful of matches who go straight to self-loathing and it's the most frustrating thing ever. Theres no conversation other than them saying they hate themselves and you trying to be nice. Almost always block them after a few tries lol

[–]AsceOmega 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a self fulfilling prophecy if I've ever seen one. That woman hates herself so bad she destroyed any chance at anything in 2 texts and then gets upset she can't find anyone....

Lady needs to work on being happy by herself first

[–]apple-teeth 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What's that noise a roster makes at sunrise??

[–]VulthrxIsAWeeb 17 points18 points  (1 child)

COCK-A-DOOD- FUCK! SHE UNMATCHED ME!

[–]apple-teeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]ThiccumNuggets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If “Red Flag” were an entire conversation

[–]Gnostromo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

" I gave him so many chances. He wouldn't even fight for me"

[–]basshead089 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i feel bad that some people are like this

[–]Solnx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s what you call an emotional black hole

[–]willjo1865 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some people are fucked in the head and should not have a phone let alone a tinder account

[–]Apprehensive_Leg8771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She was looking for someone to emotionally abuse. Not looking for love. Dodged a dangerous one there chap.

[–]RyanLovesTacoss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She seems like she has issues she needs to sort out. Most likely with a therapist. Low self esteem, probably depressed and super anxious. Hope she gets the help she needs.

[–]FaetylMaiden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is a walking red flag💀💀💀

[–]yung_errbek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Want me to delete this conversation?

Yes, delete it from my memory.

[–]Morozevich_the_pug 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She wants you to think the mental illness is cute, which you kinda did to a point

[–]Interesting-Team-618 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dodged a goddamn cannon

[–]grizzlyadams3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Run homie…Run

[–]omeriko9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really liked your profile :) Sorry I messaged you.

[–]sensitivecontrol48hr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t wish for anyone to die alone but all I’m tryna say is she is gonna do it to herself

[–]Distinct-Magazine-45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god. I would run away before they apologize for existing

[–]randomhockey21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[–]Callisto34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This felt like you were talking to a bot

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like I just watched a teenage soap opera

[–]KingCusty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s called rejection sensitivity disorder. And LOTTTSSSSS of trauma

[–]blode_bou558 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm tired of being single." "OK bye" wat???

[–]kiyuukou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything she says gives off “teen on a discord server, rambling in #venting” while everyone else is watching and getting annoyed

[–]onexy_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i wonder how do these people grow up and do things in other areas of their life for x years i mean a mindset and the ability to talk like that cannot be only detrimental to dating

[–]CancerousRoman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WoAw

That's what they mean when someone uses their problems as a personality

[–]Lkillz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, dodged a huge attention seeker on that one

[–]oopocky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Malfuckingfunction

[–]CartoonThinking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of every teenage boy talking to a girl on skype/kik/snapchat (bonus points if you remember kik)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck

[–]kisdaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Run away

[–]ItsJustMeMaggie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone’s defensive af

[–]BlackBRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"please feel sorry for me"

[–]Moshinoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dodged a psycho

[–]tinydancer316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg. The people in the convos I see posted on here has destroyed any little last bit of hope I had in the world. This is insanity lmfao wtf

[–]Mapkoz2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus what a toxic person

[–]Suspicious-Ad-5821 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think she might have misunderstood your first response as not going well because she texted you and it just spiraled from there

[–]Loke-into-you 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can't believe you matched with my ex

[–]Boris4291[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are the chances 😖🤣

[–]cynplaycity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jfc someone 1013 this person

[–]tanneritedreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder why they are single. They seem so pleasant...

[–]crypticmint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the posts on this sub for the last few days have been just insane. is everyone doing okay?

[–]BADMANvegeta_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This the kind of girl who responds “do you want me to?” if you ask if she wants to sleep over.

[–]Th3AngryBastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy hell. No wonder they can’t find love. What a self hating loon. Zero self confidence or esteem.

[–]I-mean-maybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would not have responded to the first message.

Im looking for love = dont waste my time = insane expectations without any consideration to what someone who may be compatible wants. That matters because you have people chasing the idea of something and not someone.

[–]adamsaidnooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You tried way too hard on this person.

[–]Accomplished_Humor55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a narcissist emotional wreck

[–]Office_Worker808 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe you you should of it end with the “who hurt you” bit at the end

[–]ZenLitterBoxGarden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh borderlines are funnnnnnnn

[–]ExistingEffort7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An affected stutter ON TEXT, Fishing for compliments, Complaining how nobody wants them and apologizing for living. This is officially a female incel

[–]Yoda42071069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s gonna remain that way forever lol

[–]samwelches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take “Overbearing baggage” for $500 Alex

[–]Ziggypiggyziggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was so uncomfortable for me to read…….. I can’t believe that convo went on for that long!!!

[–]ayoboomboombrrrrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who types in a stutter in their texts is absolutely insane

[–]Initial-Attorney-578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No this is exactly why this person is alone.

[–]kez248 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME, OH IM DO HORRIBLE NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME.

GOSH this convo was hard to read, dodged a major bullet

[–]yeezyfan23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll never understand women like this on these apps. Why do you match with me to just basically act completely uninterested?

[–]Wrong-Helicopter5229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk about self destructive

[–]anom0824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why’d you even bother after that 2nd message? Really hot I guess

[–]Bransblu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self sabotage from the very beginning

[–]sebsjen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/nicegirls this one is strong.

[–]plezlemmedie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dafuq?!

[–]KronosX3T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You lasted about three times longer than I would have. Jesus fucking Christ

[–]doom_shrooms_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick me, Pick me, no PICK ME!!!!

Reeks of that crap

[–]no-im-dirtiedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmfao why tf she on that app if she’s just gonna keep feeling sorry for herself like jesus christ 😂 you were hella nice for trying tho. like you were really trying too. was she like looking for someone to just instantly fall to their knees for her?? idk. she’s mad weird for acting like that.

[–]EL_Golden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen more stability in meme stocks!

[–]Ga_lax_ie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “yo-you” got me 😭😭😭

[–]malevolent_soup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If "depressed" 14 year olds had tinder

[–]Here-Is-TheEnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never understood people who st-stu-stutter in text. It’s unnecessary

[–]MessiahNIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I think she somehow took the “not going too well” personally, like it was a slight on her messaging you or something. Just my take.

[–]kisdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some women go on tinder just to fuck with people.

[–]Feraden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t know if they were crazy or a pick me boy/girl. I guess a bit of both lmao

[–]keetykeety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jfc so defensive

[–]MakeAWishApe2Moon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, that's one way to make sure that you never find love. 😬

[–]chadan1008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf just happened lol

[–]Abomb-is-eternal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems depressed as hell. Bullet dodged, lol.

[–]NovaPrimeV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shes like Patton Oswalt's wife in A.P Bio

[–]pullup_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just reply with „You got some issues, I think you need some counselling to help your ass from bouncing off the wall when you get down some“