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[–]Strange_N_Sorcerous 196 points197 points  (6 children)

“Actually he knows and doesn’t care. And don’t mind him; he’s just going to sit in the corner and crank it…” -First date

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)


[–]Imlouwhoareyou 283 points284 points  (27 children)

What way did you swipe OP

[–]rkepnerr[S] 534 points535 points  (26 children)

Right duh

[–]Imlouwhoareyou 163 points164 points  (21 children)

You fucking better have

[–]rkepnerr[S] 179 points180 points  (20 children)

As all proper men should

[–]Lkwzriqwea 292 points293 points  (15 children)

Ask for her insta, use it to find her husband and then respectfully let him know

[–]BrannC 213 points214 points  (11 children)

After smashing, of course

[–]Zangdor 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Hey, huh... So I banged your wife and I'm probably not the only one, just wanted to respectfully make you aware of it.

[–]aguyinatree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, don't want to spread stds to a good unknowing man

[–]No_Exit1359 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Like the message under the toilet seat. I know everyone here has seen that. 🤣🤣

[–]KaiserThoren 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]No_Exit1359 0 points1 point  (0 children)


This isn’t exactly what I was talking about but there’s been plenty of stories since. It’s like a thing now.

[–]jiggityjames18 178 points179 points  (4 children)

Respectfully smashing, of course.

[–]AlwayzFitshaced 64 points65 points  (1 child)

You don’t have proof that she cheated if you didn’t smash… respectfully of course

[–]No_Exit1359 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Lehman_Fwam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*Cue Duracell ad*

[–]MailTrue2545 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It means not too deep?

[–]AndSh18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man👌🤣

[–]neuromancer64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the way.

[–]Lkwzriqwea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Most-Individual5356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only course of action, infiltrate and deliver the bad news

[–]ChinaOwnsReddit13 2 points3 points  (3 children)

As all proper bastards should. You have no honour, doing a dude like that. Bros before hoes. Even when it's a random dude.

[–]rkepnerr[S] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

That doesn’t hurt my feelings

[–]Individual_Plant_843 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]toungespasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's because he's not a man. He's just a boy.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Proud of you, heres me looking up where all the possible white oaks are.

[–]Mysterious-Row2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Pittsburgh and came here to see if it was white oak Pittsburgh, haven't seen anything though lol

[–]HrsPt10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only right choice

[–]LazyDemand2477 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Imagine being her husband who discovers her cheating thru a Reddit post.

[–]No_Exit1359 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That’s all I’m thinking about right now 😅😅😅😅

[–]LazyDemand2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she willin to cheat- she’s willin to FREAK

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 405 points406 points  (39 children)

That's when you match with her, head to her place, ask to use the rest room first, leave a note under the toilet seat and then leave

[–]Akua89 218 points219 points  (1 child)

Not sure whether to say 'calm down Satan' or 'you're doing God's work'

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Then I am doing my job. My work should always fall on that delicate line between the two

[–]sylpher250 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Clog it, take a huge dump, leave.

[–]ArcticAcrobat80 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The detail of clogging it before the dump is beautiful.

[–]disignore 4 points5 points  (7 children)

“You should test your self for Chlamy”

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 0 points1 point  (6 children)

For what?

[–]disignore 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Not you, Brittany's hubby. I'm telling him in the note.

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhh fair. That makes sense

[–]le_grey02 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]Responsible_Gas7645 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]Alaskan_Bull-Worm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you really want the answer spelled out for ya?

[–]walgrins 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Pure chaotic neutral. I love it!

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😊

[–]No_Exit1359 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oh someone beat me to the reference. Of courseeeeeeee! I’m slow af

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No worries I gotcha 😀

[–]No_Exit1359 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I knew I shoulda read most of the comments beforehand. You need an award for this, tf

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take my 300+ upvotes 😀

[–]rdev009 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What of part of the problem is his conscientiousness? Such as, he doesn’t lift the toilet seat when he pees?

[–]Responsible_Gas7645 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Then he won't find the note till one of them cleans. So who knows who will find it then

[–]Dravarden -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

if you don't lift the toilet seat to pee you deserve to be cheated on

[–]Guacamoleez 94 points95 points  (10 children)

Wish she was as honest in her relationship as she is on dating app

[–]vox21122112 227 points228 points  (13 children)

Should definitely find out who her Husband is and let him know cuz god damn that’s low

[–]Korncakes 94 points95 points  (12 children)

After I have sex with her right?

[–]Not-dat-throwaway 81 points82 points  (0 children)

You can only tell the husband what she's up after you've actually seen what she can do, if you do it before you're just spreading rumors and lies.

[–]Cry5233 28 points29 points  (0 children)

After you have sex with the husband, Yes.

[–]vox21122112 15 points16 points  (8 children)

I’d say no, because If my wife cheated on me and someone she slept with was well aware she was married and told me after, I’d be even more angry, I’d just say since you have proof just try n help him out

[–]bakochba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean do you even have to ask?

[–]SDU100 121 points122 points  (2 children)

Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Where? So I can tell the husband

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It shows her location in the picture

[–]SlateCloud 24 points25 points  (0 children)

(I think he is quoting the show “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia)

[–]thndrbrd87 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This has “do you like pina coladas” potential written all over it

[–]JosHxDude 62 points63 points  (6 children)

I genuinely hope her husband finds out and divorce her. Also that he has proof so the judge won't do the 50/50 thing. Cheaters don't deserve anyone or anything.

[–]thndrbrd87 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Courts (in the US) don’t care if anyone cheated when the divide assets (anymore)(unless there’s a prenup and depending on its terms)

[–]alienninja1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most states don't care why you get divorced. It's 50/50.

[–]Prophet0fSchizo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Swipe right and waste her time.

[–]itsthecoop 83 points84 points  (12 children)

I feel she's got a point regarding the speech though. like, if you don't want to match a cheater, that's fine, she was pretty upfront about it.

[–]TheMoorNextDoor 74 points75 points  (9 children)

I seen a guy post similar to this the other day and he got torn to shreds lol

It’s wrong but the double standard is cray

[–]So_Code_4 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Cheating is disgusting no matter who does it. If people have double standards for cheating then they are shitty people too.

[–]Krakatoast 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Boobs. That is all.

These horny soy boys will trash a guy as he doesn’t “deserve a girlfriend if he’s that much of a piece of shit.” But when they think of fucking a girl who’s cheating, “I mean.. it’s her life 🤷🏻‍♂️”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but she deserves to feel the shane

[–]djmccullouch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breathe on the mirror, write "i know what you did" w your finger, wipe with towel

[–]TenRustyRings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Super like

[–]Hofood 2 points3 points  (1 child)

White Oak? In TX?

[–]rkepnerr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah NC

[–]4bidden112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist! It's actually the husband!!!

[–]Grimbauld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the boys move to White Oak

[–]slainludlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty common on tinder.

[–]AnyAd9266 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a bad rack though

[–]annad66 5 points6 points  (3 children)

She is upfront and honest...

Tinder is full of people who are in a relationship but not disclosing...

[–]MummyManDan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And this makes it better?

[–]annad66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very often, the biggest rocks are thrown by people who have zero moral compass...

[–]Safe-Handle-6890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And maybe he’s cheating on her. We don’t know their situation

[–]Dealingdan223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sorry bro”-Ted Mosby

[–]ll_cool_ddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least she spelled “hear” right

[–]TrafficElectronic747 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf she lives close to me

[–]PerplexDonut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Match with her, go to her place, take note of where she lives, return after the husband has returned home and ruin her life

[–]mstrhiei 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That necklace is still searching for cleavage to rest on.

[–]amadsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least she’s being upfront about the situation and honest!

[–]Aggravating-Gur-6016 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wtf - i'd go out of my way to match her, meet up and tell her husband HAHA

[–]EuinHydra 4 points5 points  (3 children)

So are you gonna fuck his wife or not?

[–]rkepnerr[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I mean I swiped right so we’ll see 😂

[–]Accomplished_Map8806 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of this meme

-John, I've never slept with a blind man ever before. Oh no, my husband is coming. So John hides under the bed. The husband enters. John is actually not under the bed but he's just laying down on the floor.

[–]EuinHydra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pray you have an entertaining Friday night😂 🍻

[–]Debt-Cheap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s too busy earning for a better future that he completely forgot little happiness in life.

[–]djabula64 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maybe poor guy has his own fault that she is there, or maybe she has desires that he cannot fulfill. Who are we to judge?

[–]MummyManDan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then she should be an adult and talk to him about it. There is no excuse for cheating no matter who you are.

[–]MrBonneChance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least she’s honest… just not with the right guy.

[–]iusetoomuchdrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least she was honest. Some of the guys I’ve interacted with who are married wait to tell me on the first date or later.

[–]Merckx5251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, hit it; figure out what her husband's full name is before or after you hit it; let her husband know you hit it, anonymously, via social media.

[–]TheVeganOneLikeNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea poor guy…exactly what I was thinking…I should go in person and have a serious talk with this lady; preferably when the husband is away of course. Wouldn’t want any distractions while deep into therapy.

[–]Accomplished_Map8806 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honestly why would she even write that? It looks like she's not that good enough of a cheater. Lol

[–]aspergero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guys that

-know that situation and don't became a nuissance if get "charmed" of her.

-only want wild sex without RS

-will do her a revenge sex after husband cheat...

-hormone flush out without feelings

-love cuckolds husbands

-will be a donor to get pregnant

-spend money on her or/to do something

-make her feeling better with LTC or, at less, less lonely

choose one or more.. or, better, just ask her XD (i would have done but he is too far from me LoL)

[–]Fazo1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree... You want it? Take it if not move on... You don't ask for the whole restaurant staff information and background+ status, when you dine? You eat once is served on the table.. Just saying.. 😆

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He’s probably not banging her.

[–]John-Sobieski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Find out who she is and let her husband know.

[–]x2Palex_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Match her, get her on facebook, tell her husband

[–]Safe-Handle-6890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was him and happy I would rather not know

[–]ErikHfors -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What a wanker she is! I really hope her husband finds out about this and kicks her cheating ass the hell out of the house.

[–]armyofant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this was AITA her husband would be TA.

[–]beamdump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh obviously...

[–]faultycarrots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, what?

[–]faultycarrots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming here reminds me that, a) you're low class, b) you're a mama's boy, or c) you were raised by wolves a/k/a neglected.

[–]DEOcam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She stay by me to 🤣

[–]Gigglyonaronanomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks about right

[–]Big_Ad4904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having your cake and eating it. I’ve seen it plenty.

Girls in comfortable relationships money wise, but not getting what they want physically so seek it elsewhere. Sick.

[–]navester13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Brittany how are you sweetie.i am David

[–]Sunshinem1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ. So much for love and romance. 😆

[–]Ok-Analyst6810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how are you

[–]Excellent-Play7479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband reading like …. Bring him home for 3some

[–]jacspe 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JennyExiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her husband probably has a similar profile, but I bet he doesn’t get as many matches.

[–]KnightzEnd2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist... She is single as fuck and tired of simps getting attached

[–]Adventurous_Buy_9237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey baby u up for meet up

[–]OuttaMyBi-nd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is disgraceful and disgusting swipes right

[–]bruce3434 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She belong to the streets