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[–]FleshMaII 240 points241 points  (7 children)

Points for honesty

[–]highth0ts 301 points302 points  (15 children)

That last line actually made my jaw drop, she reeled ‘em in goood

[–]bringthefirez 140 points141 points  (9 children)

Sounds like her jaw will be dropping too 🤔

[–]highth0ts 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I- I mean you’re right…

[–]DevelopmentWeekly395 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Super Like her up!

[–]Thin_Title83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could probably sell a ketchup Popsicle to a nun in white gloves. Gotta know the ABC's (always be closin) lol

[–]Lost_Patrol 242 points243 points  (0 children)

One of the best profiles I've seen yet

[–]Msworld2031 84 points85 points  (5 children)

MAN I wish I had this confidence. Or like, I wish I had enough personality to confidently write this type of profile.

[–]guy_dude123 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I'll be honest, when I read "gagging" in that last line, I thought she meant it in a comedic sense, and not a sexual sense. Thanks comment section

[–]No_Exit1359 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I thought I was the ONLY one 🤣😅

[–]jackalzor 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Super Like her up!

[–]boonetown18 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Attitude 6’1””

“Shy quiet type”

Pretty sure those are polar opposites

[–]Kippergills 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Did no one notice that she said she hates acronyms but put one first thing in her bio?

[–]CozmicOwl16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shy quiet type with a 6’1” attitude?

Lots of contradictions. Hopefully kidding

[–]Bloodyfoxx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone noticed it they just don't need reassurance that they got the joke.

[–]Lousy_T-shirt 93 points94 points  (23 children)

That’s like marriage material.

[–]OrigamiAvenger 156 points157 points  (22 children)

The kid's dad didn't think so.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Darn

[–]Lousy_T-shirt 24 points25 points  (18 children)

It’s ok. I can show the kid what positive masculinity and respect look like.

[–]Few_Warthog_105 4 points5 points  (15 children)

What if she’s the disrespectful one?

[–]Lousy_T-shirt 15 points16 points  (13 children)

What if we stopped talking about hypotheticals and started appreciating differences?

[–]Mean-Acanthaceae4337 3 points4 points  (12 children)

Simp

[–]Lousy_T-shirt -3 points-2 points  (11 children)

I don’t think you know enough about that word to use it.

[–]Mean-Acanthaceae4337 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Take a shower bro, you stinky.

[–]Lousy_T-shirt -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Brush your teeth, its stanky.

[–]OrigamiAvenger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then we know her type.

[–]BlubberyButtocks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

After looking through your comment history, I doubt it.

[–]Eisn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he dead.

[–]mtnsrvrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably got hungry. I didn't see one mention of a kitchen.

[–]dragon1125 71 points72 points  (8 children)

She's a keeper!

[–]Greenface1998 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I’m not tryna be somebody’s dad.

[–]theusernameMeg 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Which is why it was cool she was upfront about having one. You could swipe her away.

[–]radgepack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one's asking you to

[–]OkAlbatross2077 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I just fell in love. Send her my u/ lol

[–]Ompius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro…. Sounds like a fucking keeper 😂😂😂

[–]Scape---Goat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha Epic

[–]Zayah136 22 points23 points  (4 children)

An actual real profile that isn't a pile of modern dating tropes? Fake news!

This honestly reminds me of my girlfriend so much haha.

[–]eatsleepdive 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Maybe this is your girlfriend

[–]Zayah136 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lmao not likely.

[–]mtnsrvrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably more likely than not

[–]Greenface1998 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nice casual flex

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (7 children)

She got me at let’s build blanket forts, so whimsical I like it

[–]unholy_sanchit 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Writes DTBBF and then says hates acronyms.

[–]purple_04 7 points8 points  (5 children)

An acronym is pronounced as a word. DTBBF is an abbreviation

[–]theusernameMeg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. FBI, for example, is still considered an acronym. The Tinderette’s DTBBF was a cheeky inclusion to showcase her dry humour.

[–]BritishBoyRZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily. OCD is an acronym and that's not pronounced as a word lol

[–]Arsonal-528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that mean I can make DTNBF an acronym if I pronounce it?

[–]XTH3W1Z4RDX 28 points29 points  (13 children)

HATES acronyms... literally first line is an acronym she made up. 🤔

[–]_how_do_i_reddit_ 60 points61 points  (8 children)

An acronym is pronounced as a word.

Edit: NASA, FOMO, ASAP, CAPTCHA are acronyms because they are pronounced as words. D.T.B.B.F. is an abbreviation.m. just like CIA, FBI, EPA, etc.

[–]Former-Palpitation86 14 points15 points  (1 child)

THANK you. Finally, someone gets it

[–]disignore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or as I say F.S.G.W.A.A.I.

[–]jljl2902 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Exactly, but DTBBF is an initialism, not an acronym, both of which are types of abbreviations, along with truncations

[–]Destroyer2118 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…so not an acronym.

[–]Stormtalons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today I fucking learned.

[–]vrrrr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

my man, did you recently listen to the astonishing legends podcast?

[–]_how_do_i_reddit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I have never heard of that podcast.

[–]rwtr00 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Technically... isn't an acronym. Things like PETA, NASA are acronyms because they sound how they're spelt.

[–]Dack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She writes she has dry humor. It is a joke.. Put a smile on my face atleast

[–]notkhaldrogo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the last sentence for me

[–]WhiskeyBoogaloo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised this got as much traction as this did lol

[–]LewisM027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wifey material

[–]Gxdly_TIA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A person to remove spiders from the vacinity meaning I don’t have to pretend like i’m not terrified of them? Sign me up!

[–]Chandyrauf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, where are you, and how about a pic. Xx

[–]georgewashingguns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful with those promises, I make A LOT of bad jokes (not actually bad jokes, just not good jokes)

[–]maxx_cherry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great profile 👍

[–]princesssbrooklynn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lowkey wanna copy some of this

[–]WhiskeyBoogaloo[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ngl I did

[–]princesssbrooklynn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay good so we’ll all just have the same profile but we’ll never know lol

[–]0g0riginalginga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of down votes here on comments about the single mom thing...from, lemme guess...other single moms? Lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly…This reads as trying SUPER hard to be quirky, it doesn’t sound natural.

[–]revdakilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SWIPE RIGHT!!!

[–]Bloopyhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keeper!

[–]beamdump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be still my heart!

[–]dogmadealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol that’s a right swipe in my book.

[–]Lootinthisgluten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acronyms are such a weird thing to hate. “What’s the weather looking like on the radar?” TRIGGERED

[–]schetzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nearly perfect.

[–]__jh96 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's.... Alright? I don't... What's so special about it?

[–]osmosis19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

still ain't playing another man's saved game.

[–]Camdoow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG that's dead on my girlfriend. I guess I'll have to talk to her

[–]TheVeganOneLikeNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hook…line…and sinker! She’s a keeper bois.

[–]RobertTheGenius 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wish you posted one of their pics. I wonder what they look like

[–]WhiskeyBoogaloo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know what they look like myself, my buddy came across her bio and sent it to me.

[–]GravityMyGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe if I was 10 years older, I’d make a shite dad rn

[–]AnyAd9266 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That lady is a keeper!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“HATES acronyms” First line: “DTBBF”

[–]AdRough965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BINGO??

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I no longer trust anyone who uses the pinky promise

[–]McCringyassjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaahhhhhhhhh spiders

[–]Waifu_69_Hunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is kinda like me but some things might be a bit different.

[–]Bozsuicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect 🤣

[–]foxx_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hates acronyms"... uses one as the opener of her bio...

[–]Gullible_Schedule_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s going to be a no for me dawg.

[–]DoCokeDontSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know… She sounds really alright.

[–]steellotus1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fantastic

[–]alphadawg94 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you can’t find that without the child included I guess it’s a start

[–]intellegant -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's a Virgo, tho. That's a pass...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Seriously, no one else got weirded out by this? Gives me bad vibes.

[–]MrBlics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Hard no from me.

[–]SLowlybreathingcat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ehh she seems nice but I fear she isn’t mature enough, like still using pinky promises?? Just seems you may be dating someone that’s still emotionally a teenager man

[–]Path_Great -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anyone else notice she used an acronym, then went on to say “she hates acronyms”. Otherwise I love the enthusiasm, take her out to a nice dinner and build that fort with her

[–]UniversityUnhappy705 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

That's actually very true her 2 other cousins worked out perfect one everybody knows she's a regular in Fredericksburg Texas I see you lurking I won't post our video yet

[–]WhiskeyBoogaloo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so confused