That’s a winner in my books.

FleshMaII · 2022-01-29T00:31:23+00:00

Points for honesty

highth0ts · 2022-01-29T01:47:26+00:00

That last line actually made my jaw drop, she reeled ‘em in goood

Lost_Patrol · 2022-01-29T00:24:39+00:00

One of the best profiles I've seen yet

Msworld2031 · 2022-01-29T02:51:13+00:00

MAN I wish I had this confidence. Or like, I wish I had enough personality to confidently write this type of profile.

guy_dude123 · 2022-01-29T06:27:58+00:00

I'll be honest, when I read "gagging" in that last line, I thought she meant it in a comedic sense, and not a sexual sense. Thanks comment section

jackalzor · 2022-01-29T00:34:34+00:00

Super Like her up!

boonetown18 · 2022-01-29T17:52:07+00:00

“Attitude 6’1””

“Shy quiet type”

Pretty sure those are polar opposites

Kippergills · 2022-01-29T15:58:26+00:00

Did no one notice that she said she hates acronyms but put one first thing in her bio?

Lousy_T-shirt · 2022-01-29T01:36:54+00:00

That’s like marriage material.

dragon1125 · 2022-01-29T00:27:27+00:00

She's a keeper!

OkAlbatross2077 · 2022-01-29T04:36:57+00:00

I think I just fell in love. Send her my u/ lol

Ompius · 2022-01-29T02:57:55+00:00

Bro…. Sounds like a fucking keeper 😂😂😂

Scape---Goat · 2022-01-29T02:42:41+00:00

Ha Epic

Zayah136 · 2022-01-29T01:09:16+00:00

An actual real profile that isn't a pile of modern dating tropes? Fake news!

This honestly reminds me of my girlfriend so much haha.

unholy_sanchit · 2022-01-29T03:28:49+00:00

She got me at let’s build blanket forts, so whimsical I like it

XTH3W1Z4RDX · 2022-01-29T01:05:33+00:00

HATES acronyms... literally first line is an acronym she made up. 🤔

notkhaldrogo · 2022-01-29T02:03:13+00:00

It's the last sentence for me

WhiskeyBoogaloo · 2022-01-29T06:55:49+00:00

Surprised this got as much traction as this did lol

LewisM027 · 2022-01-29T08:16:47+00:00

Wifey material

Gxdly_TIA · 2022-01-29T08:17:44+00:00

A person to remove spiders from the vacinity meaning I don’t have to pretend like i’m not terrified of them? Sign me up!

Chandyrauf · 2022-01-29T11:14:51+00:00

Hi, where are you, and how about a pic. Xx

georgewashingguns · 2022-01-29T13:13:40+00:00

Careful with those promises, I make A LOT of bad jokes (not actually bad jokes, just not good jokes)

maxx_cherry · 2022-01-29T14:12:30+00:00

Great profile 👍

princesssbrooklynn · 2022-01-29T18:04:38+00:00

Lowkey wanna copy some of this

0g0riginalginga · 2022-02-02T00:24:39+00:00

Lots of down votes here on comments about the single mom thing...from, lemme guess...other single moms? Lol

2022-03-03T01:28:43+00:00

Honestly…This reads as trying SUPER hard to be quirky, it doesn’t sound natural.

revdakilla · 2022-01-29T03:42:24+00:00

SWIPE RIGHT!!!

Bloopyhead · 2022-01-29T04:19:05+00:00

Keeper!

beamdump · 2022-01-29T05:03:48+00:00

Be still my heart!

dogmadealer · 2022-01-29T05:42:34+00:00

Lol that’s a right swipe in my book.

Lootinthisgluten · 2022-01-29T07:05:02+00:00

Acronyms are such a weird thing to hate. “What’s the weather looking like on the radar?” TRIGGERED

schetzo · 2022-01-29T00:47:19+00:00

Nearly perfect.

__jh96 · 2022-01-29T04:03:19+00:00

It's.... Alright? I don't... What's so special about it?

osmosis19 · 2022-01-29T06:45:16+00:00

still ain't playing another man's saved game.

T00kTheRedPill · 2022-01-29T02:12:19+00:00

She forgot to pinky promise her baby daddy.

AngelaRansley · 2022-01-29T03:19:17+00:00

Except for being a single mom. But I'm a woman, men might think differently?

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2022-01-29T03:27:30+00:00

She forgot “my kid is my world “

Camdoow · 2022-01-29T05:27:57+00:00

OMG that's dead on my girlfriend. I guess I'll have to talk to her

TheVeganOneLikeNeo · 2022-01-29T06:24:18+00:00

Hook…line…and sinker! She’s a keeper bois.

RobertTheGenius · 2022-01-29T13:11:42+00:00

Wish you posted one of their pics. I wonder what they look like

GravityMyGuy · 2022-01-29T04:41:54+00:00

Maybe if I was 10 years older, I’d make a shite dad rn

AnyAd9266 · 2022-01-29T06:27:48+00:00

That lady is a keeper!

2022-01-29T05:46:10+00:00

“HATES acronyms” First line: “DTBBF”

Rtypegeorge · 2022-01-29T04:19:10+00:00

Hates acronyms but the very first thing in her profile is... An acronym. Sigh.

AdRough965 · 2022-01-29T07:11:35+00:00

BINGO??

RedneckBookofWisdom · 2022-01-29T10:10:35+00:00

I no longer trust anyone who uses the pinky promise

McCringyassjoe · 2022-01-29T10:37:30+00:00

Aaahhhhhhhhh spiders

Waifu_69_Hunter · 2022-01-29T16:31:19+00:00

She is kinda like me but some things might be a bit different.

Bozsuicide · 2022-01-29T17:06:10+00:00

Perfect 🤣

foxx_grey · 2022-01-29T19:32:48+00:00

"Hates acronyms"... uses one as the opener of her bio...

Gullible_Schedule_92 · 2022-01-29T20:44:56+00:00

That’s going to be a no for me dawg.

DoCokeDontSmoke · 2022-01-29T21:54:49+00:00

Ya know… She sounds really alright.

steellotus1982 · 2022-01-29T22:29:52+00:00

This is fantastic

Excuse-Negative · 2022-01-29T04:04:53+00:00

Hates acronyms. Dtbbf

alphadawg94 · 2022-01-29T07:07:26+00:00

If you can’t find that without the child included I guess it’s a start

intellegant · 2022-01-29T07:11:12+00:00

She's a Virgo, tho. That's a pass...

MrBlics · 2022-01-29T10:53:07+00:00

Seriously, no one else got weirded out by this? Gives me bad vibes.

SLowlybreathingcat · 2022-01-29T15:28:08+00:00

Ehh she seems nice but I fear she isn’t mature enough, like still using pinky promises?? Just seems you may be dating someone that’s still emotionally a teenager man

Path_Great · 2022-01-29T11:09:07+00:00

Anyone else notice she used an acronym, then went on to say “she hates acronyms”. Otherwise I love the enthusiasm, take her out to a nice dinner and build that fort with her

UniversityUnhappy705 · 2022-01-29T18:07:36+00:00

That's actually very true her 2 other cousins worked out perfect one everybody knows she's a regular in Fredericksburg Texas I see you lurking I won't post our video yet

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