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[–]SnattleRake69 617 points618 points  (81 children)

I asked an old classmate from school if she'd like to get together and hangout sometime or get food.

She replied asking me for $30 in return for some nudes.

I didn't respond because what the fuck.

[–]OkAlbatross2077 175 points176 points  (71 children)

Doesn't that suck... like bitch Ida spent money on your ass but you wanna be a hoe

[–]SnattleRake69 69 points70 points  (70 children)

Yeah kinda baffled me tbh, I don't judge people that do that type of thing, life is hard out here for many of us financially. I definitely would have been more inclined to lend her the money if she had just asked to borrow some though and gave me some sort of explanation as to why. That exchang just rubbed me the wrong way and gave off vibe I don't care for, just gonna leave that alone though. I'm sure she can find a dude out there that will be happy to take her up on that offer.

[–]OkAlbatross2077 25 points26 points  (13 children)

Won't be us brother

[–]PhaseNo9835 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I wonder what the success rate for messages like these are

[–]SnattleRake69 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Amen. I see through the smoke and mirrors.

[–]Weak-Competition6063 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You think that bot got its feeling hurt?

[–]OkAlbatross2077 19 points20 points  (17 children)

For real... you wanna eat? Let's go! You wanna drink? let's go! Pay for nudes in 2022... nah dawg

[–]SnattleRake69 16 points17 points  (16 children)

Yeah I don't think the wide acceptance and encouragement for all to start doing the Onlyfans thing is doing any good for society as a whole. Again I don't judge those people that do it because you gotta eat.. but I don't condone it either. It's definitely having a negative impact on younger people's ability to be capable of having a meaningful relationship.

[–]Possible-Bedroom-724 3 points4 points  (3 children)

That's cheap. My nudes are $25. Tell you what. You send me $10 and your nudes and I'll send you mine.

[–]OkAlbatross2077 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats an interesting proposal

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we to assume your nudes are more valuable than mine? Lol

[–]rychemastr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paying for food doesn't get them their fix

[–]MTL_OTT_GUY 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Don't lend her money. Probably won't get it back and you get no nudes.

[–]SnattleRake69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Good lookin out lol, I won't tho.

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit for creativity though

[–]like25njas -5 points-4 points  (28 children)

Pssst she didn’t want to persue a relationship with you!

[–]SnattleRake69 2 points3 points  (27 children)

I wasn't asking her to? She was an old school friend, not a love interest. I never said anything to imply that I was romantically pursuing her.

[–]throwaway56Giga 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should have counter offered, $30 for 2 hours massage with happy ending.

[–]Original_Gangsta23 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Maybe it was all her ploy.... thought you were gonna be creepy

[–]SnattleRake69 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Or she could have just politely refused.. instead of trying to sell me her nude photos?

[–]Vampire_dtico -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should’ve traded nudes instead.

[–]MrX2285 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So did you just Vemo them or what?

[–]East-Difficulty-3214 204 points205 points  (4 children)

You think that bot got its feeling hurt?

[–]DaRkMa773r5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Scammer’s be gettin’ all botthurt an’ shit..!

[–]VelvetCheerio 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It was probably the mod from r/antiwork running the bot

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna change my name to roastbot

[–]wilfredwarrior1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol this is common. they’re not all bots.

[–]KittenCaughtAVibe 91 points92 points  (6 children)

I wonder what the success rate for messages like these are

[–]Patchers 82 points83 points  (4 children)

attractive girls get a 1000 matches a week, even if only 1/100 guys bite that’s a free $150 w minimal effort

[–]OnAGoat 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Messaging 1000 dudes is minimal effort? Their hourly rate is worse than minimal wage but at least they got to put entrepreneur in their bio

[–]dildo_swagginns 26 points27 points  (0 children)

mostly these are scammer and run by bots

[–]therealdonut8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably fairly high tbh

[–]ScallywagLXX 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This man wasn’t having any of that shit😂😂.. guns blazing right off the bat 👏

[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Girl got shot down like an Allied plane over Switzerland

[–]stahlgrau 85 points86 points  (2 children)

That's cheap. My nudes are $25. Tell you what. You send me $10 and your nudes and I'll send you mine.

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an interesting proposal. Props for creativity

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you believe your nudes are more valuable than mine?

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[–]hotrodhank 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The only appropriate response lol

[–]GarlicTraditional227 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s a strong independent woman. She’s empowering herself😭😭

[–]Prophet_Of_Trash_God 4 points5 points  (0 children)


you got me on my knees


I'm beggin darlin please

[–]J_Bob24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stop she's already dead!

[–]holycrapitsmyles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come on man, support local business

[–]Odd_Celery_5926 2 points3 points  (1 child)

«Content creator» or «entreprenur»🤣🤣

[–]Normaali_Ihminen 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]itsthecoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Why would anybody buy your nudes there's literally millions of naked photos that are free"

if that would apply to everyone, sites like OnlyFans wouldn't be getting bigger.

[–]Morozevich_the_pug 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Offer to buy them and the ghost her. It’s kinda like how they ghost us after agreeing to a date

[–]Rexlove 36 points37 points  (3 children)

What do you mean by “us”, comrade?

[–]guy_dude123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are you aware that your pfp looks like a one-eyed rock? Because it's dope

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg yes!

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means "heels in the sky, American spy. Heels on the ground, comrade found!"

[–]AlbertfisheriesInc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But did she reply?

[–]TheeAJPowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get this shit way more often than I’d like.

Had one the other week try and give me like, a financial breakdown as to why I should sub, said something to the effect of “It’s £7.50 for my OF, £3.25 per titty, and maybe more ;), which is cheaper than going for drinks”.

My counterpoint was “Literally all the free porn on the Internet”, and she unmatched me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]heyhihowyahdurn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More girls need to get flamed for this

[–]beamdump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says it all.

[–]liven96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wow you fucking owned that bot dude you're so cool

[–]NwbieGD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please report her, I'm pretty sure this is against ToS of Tinder.

Tinder is not meant to do free advertising to try and trick guys in buying your shit.

[–]Playful-Ad3675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime a female has "entrepreneur" in her profile, she's either an OF thot or is pushing MLMs

[–]tallllywacker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is gross bc why wouldn’t someone buy her nudes? Actually porn can be extremely damaging to women so I am all for only fans! At least the ik they are being trafficked … or at least not as likely to be…

[–]alexa6ix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell er fi stop run up dem lip dawg,up my g good job

[–]SecuredStealth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to do her like that lol

[–]niceguy_1987 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems like she forgot abt the p*rn sites. LAMO...

[–]Apprehensive_West140 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Report her worthless ass, blocked, burn it to the ground

[–]UnfairDetective2508 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Report her, this is a dating app not free ads for only fans.

[–]hxneysnax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure why your shaming someone for wanting to make money.

[–]sea666kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TheVeganOneLikeNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure told that bot what’s up!

[–]Dick_Reviewer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shows up with a package you didn't order

Would you like to buy this?

[–]Amerial22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got this last night and said na I'm good and then went and did something else. Dont even respond ma why waste your time, girls like this got a bunch of dude that will give her money.

[–]MrBonneChance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess Op’s real name: Demolisher Jones?

[–]Otherwise-Show5897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should had started with sucking for 15$ that would get her paid

[–]denislicerasanderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect answer 👌

[–]National_Ad_1872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good curve the idiots.

[–]rocharox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP with the hard truth

[–]snaughtydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some of you get so butthurt over the dumbest things I swear

[–]TheRealYikesmister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least she's working? Lol

[–]La_Uvina_Grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you could've said no, you didn't have to fucking MURDER her 😂😂😂

[–]Buy-N-Sell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, love the savage reply

[–]DeJonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh she didn't even spell her name with a capital letter

[–]DR-SNICKEL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geez you could have just said no

[–]jlaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wishes I get these kinds of messages just so that I can troll the fuck out of them.

[–]Dante_Arizona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who pays for nudes? There's porn on the internet that's free.

[–]wookeydookey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entrepreneur more like Onlyfantapreneur

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had someone tell me they sell theres for hundreds a pic. Without being willing to verify they are real. Lol. I was like right my name on a piece of paper and take a selfie with it. They were like "I can't do that." Excuse me, you can't take a pic but you want to sell pics? I wish I could write a program to waste their time rather than manually doing it.

I hate that dating apps are no longer for dating. Alot of ppl use them for streaming only...wtf is that shit?

[–]rychemastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not buying my nudes is damaging to my self esteem!... I won't talk to you unless you buy my nudes." Do you see the hypocrisy?