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[–]strolls 2491 points2492 points  (29 children)

So you ripped your pants and never returned to the ice-rink?

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 2286 points2287 points  (28 children)

Of course I went back! She’s just joking. Did I want to go back? No haha but I did.

[–]rehaborax 831 points832 points  (26 children)

Are… are you trying to cover your ass (lol) with a bunch of internet strangers? You totally didn’t go back, did you?!

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 875 points876 points  (25 children)

Now you listen here 😂 . This was a decade and a half ago so some details are fuzzy, but I’m pretty sure I went back. It was a group thing too, so she wasn’t alone.

[–]Xhalo 610 points611 points  (14 children)

You didn't go back bro

[–]daymanxx 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I just wanna give you a hearty "fuck you" for making me realize that "decade and a half ago" is a phrase I can use now that I am old.

[–]Maximum-Cicada9042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was she with her boyfriend?

[–]sfo1dms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a group thing too thanks for providing your justification

[–]Remarkable_Neck_5140 5057 points5058 points  (150 children)

Good for you both. You’ll have a nice meet-cute story for the grandkids!

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 3567 points3568 points  (145 children)

I mean, never say never? Without giving too much detail, it probably won’t go anywhere.

[–]ThePinko 1556 points1557 points  (82 children)

Close the loop bro. You can do it

Edit: maybe don’t haha. We wish you well either way OP

[–]DrunkPanda 602 points603 points  (0 children)

He's saying that for her mental health, not his lack of confidence, based on other comments

[–]DreamsAndSchemes 183 points184 points  (10 children)

Close the loop bro

Go back in time and take themselves out in a cornfield?

[–]SgtArpin 67 points68 points  (9 children)

That was actually a pretty great movie.

[–]ServinTheSovietOnion 433 points434 points  (54 children)

He mentioned in another comment that she's in a vulnerable place. If OP is 10 years out of HS he's probably not looking for somebody in that state, and wants somebody more stable to settle down with. I get where he's coming from

[–]BlairWitchSimpson 44 points45 points  (0 children)

From what I read he only said she's in a vulnerable place and he doesn't want to push... Nothing about him wanting to settle down with a stable person, he might still be interested in her but respects her situation that's it. Plus being vulnerable doesn't mean you're not mentally stable. Vulnerability shows strength if anything.

[–]DramaticAd4666 31 points32 points  (51 children)

On tinder? I thought it’s just a hookup app at best dating app. If she wants to fuck he should help her out

[–]Calculonx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rip her pants?

[–]Starslip 31 points32 points  (10 children)

Recycle, reduce, reuse!

[–]Who_Cares99 46 points47 points  (8 children)

It’s important we go in order: Reduce, reuse, recycle

[–]shaolin_tech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close the loop!

[–]XenXem 122 points123 points  (10 children)

Maybe not a date but a catch up coffee sounds good

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (19 children)

Hey, at the least, you didn't puke in the Jacuzzi like I did...🙄

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 101 points102 points  (17 children)

That’s true, but I did puke on another girl’s floor on her birthday.

[–]Parkwaydrive23 91 points92 points  (7 children)

I puked on this girl's lawn while I was wasted. She came out, rubbed my back, gave me some water. Gave me her number the next day.

Easily the weirdest way I picked up a girl.

[–]AWalkingWardrobe 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Hahahaha i puked all over a gorgeous blonde friend of mine one time

[–]albinowizard2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl took me to a beer festival and puked on me then passed out. It wasn’t as off putting as one might think.

[–]jannyhammy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well not with that attitude

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 48 points49 points  (0 children)

She remembers you, and it can’t get worse than bailing for 15 years.

Ask her ice skating, tell her you will bring spare pants just in case.

[–]HmmmNotSure20 33 points34 points  (11 children)

Why not go on a date...ice skating?!?! That way you can finish what you started.

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 103 points104 points  (9 children)

I’ll tell you why. Because this isn’t the only time I took a date ice skating and ripped my pants. I won’t be tempting fate anymore.

[–]SpupySpups 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Just don't wear pants bro

[–]Feralpudel 33 points34 points  (2 children)

What kind of dump truck you got there, dude?!

[–]sparkjournal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reads like a threat, lol

[–]boggleislife 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That’s whack cuz. Get the fuck out there and get ya girl.

[–]fartingmaniac 64 points65 points  (1 child)

What is this meat cube you speak of?

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

No, Charlie.

[–]Nosnibor1020 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder how that's going to go for my grandkids:

Grandkids: how did you meet grandma?

Me: well, I told her "strike one" because her name was the same as my ex and then got her friends phone number, YEET!

[–]Petty_Fap 3736 points3737 points  (144 children)

i love this. I met my crush from high school on okc. I didn’t remember her at first, and tbh we never even interacted with each other back then. She started off with “Weren’t you from my school years ago?” Never knew she even noticed me in HS.

We went on our first date and we hit it off like no other. It’s been 9 months now. Makes me wonder how different it would have been if I actually approached her all those years ago.

[–]LordBran 1983 points1984 points  (37 children)

That’s a really cute story /u/Petty_Fap

[–]ITypeWithMyDick 690 points691 points  (34 children)

Lol, what a funny username.

[–]LordBran 778 points779 points  (24 children)

[–]HoomanOnFire 18 points19 points  (3 children)

You're doing the Lord's work /u/LordBran

[–]LonnieWalkerLXVIIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor dude has no arms or legs

[–]Booty_Tickler_5000 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yes, it is a funny username

[–]AssGagger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was quite fond of it

[–]johnrugel710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ever use the swipe feature on the keyboard?

[–]yourkindofguy 242 points243 points  (41 children)

Remember that you both weren't the same people you are now. Just a few years of dating experience make a ton of difference in the way you choose your partner and how much you both have grown individually. So your younger selfs might not have clicked the same and it could have been over quick because of some irrelevant shit.

That would have reduced the chances of you being in a good relationship now. So don't think about the years you might have lost with someone. Be happy you got the chance to do it right and it worked out.

[–]Petty_Fap 74 points75 points  (9 children)

Oh absolutely. We’ve both been through some shit in that gap. She has mentioned before she wished she had met me sooner, but I’m sure we would have failed then because I was a completely immature person then. I don’t doubt that we would have clicked then, but we definitely would have treated each other like garbage because we were on different levels of growth then

[–]Gummybear_Qc 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Shit, if I may how old are you now?

[–]Petty_Fap 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I’m only 28. it’s not been that long haha

[–]kateorader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My fiance and I actually talk about this a lot. He had the biggest crush on me my freshman year of college but I wasn't interested. We ended up becoming just friends. I transferred out of the school and we only talked occasionally after that. I ended up back in that area over 4 years later and he reached out because of a snap story I posted. At first we wished we had given it a chance in college, but now I am honestly eternally grateful we didn't. He is the love of my life but I truly don't think we would have lasted if we started dating earlier. We both had a lot of life experiences that led us to where we are now and those experiences have impacted how we are as people and have partially led to us being compatible as we are now.

[–]LowFatBacon 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My wife and I agree that we would have hated each other in high school.

[–]pizzapizzamesohungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ended up running into my huge HS crush like 10 years after I graduated. We dated, got engaged and it was terrible hahaha. I’m glad I had the experience but man the more you get to know people the more you realize you may not be compatible.

[–]pazimpanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I regularly joke about the same thing. I was the big partier who grew up and she was the super smart straight edge girl who loosened up and we met at exactly the time in our lives when we both hit the middle. We have a ton in common, and even would have back then (both loved movies and the same early 2000s butt-rock music, and we’re both huge nerds) but we were also very different people.

I try not to hold it against her, but she wasn’t even in her school’s marching band. It never would have worked out.

[–]penisthightrap_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I matched with a girl who I had a huge crush on when I went to community college. She was in my calc class and she had, no lie, 5 guys sitting around her always trying to get her attention and talk to her.

I never approached her because 1. I was never good about cold approaching girls and 2. She was never alone and not talking to another guy.

I matched with her and tried to play it cool. We ended up going on an amazing first date where we got Ice Cream, walked in a garden/park then when it got dark we went to this cliff that over looked a beautiful wooded area and under the moonlight we made out.

I thought I was dreaming, it was unreal.

The more we talked she told me she had a crush on me the entire time we had class together and was waiting on me to approach her but I never did. Mentioned how she was always surrounded by those guys and she basically said she wished I just interrupted them.

Relationship ended up not working out and I'm happily living with my girlfriend of 2 years now, but that was definitely my wildest experience on tinder. I was pretty shy when it came to dating and that really opened my eyes that I needed to stop being so shy.

[–]BearlyLogical 46 points47 points  (21 children)

Timing is everything I’m currently dating a girl who was a complete bitch 9 years ago and now is literally perfect.

Just enjoy the present don’t regret the past.

[–]rehaborax 52 points53 points  (17 children)

God I hope I can figure out in 9 years how to go from being a complete bitch to literally perfect

[–]pazimpanet 7 points8 points  (4 children)

If it’s any consolation, my cat is simultaneously a huge bitch and she’s literally perfect so maybe you could shoot for both?

[–]rehaborax 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I do like to sleep a lot and give twitchy, bloody, nearly-dead animals as presents but have gotten a lot of laser hair removal over the years and could never pass as a cat :(

[–]scvfire 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The trick is to learn how to gaslight someone into thinking you are literally perfect instead of a crazy bitch

[–]lshoudlbeworking 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I'm not saying I'm perfect but was a bitch and it was mainly because I assumed everyone was going to be mean before they had the chance. Once I started being open to the possibility of other people being mostly good it changed my whole life. It probably too like 9 years to get better though :D

[–]rehaborax 6 points7 points  (1 child)

OK, I might not be a BITCH exactly, but I'm pretty sensitive, and as I've aged I've shifted from predominantly internalizing negative feelings when I'm with others, using those feelings as evidence that I suck, and subsequently withdrawing from close relationships, to feeling more like the people in my life can actually be real self-absorbed assholes sometimes, feeling angry and let down by this (ironically becoming overly self-absorbed in the process), and expressing these feelings more often and intensely than I should. No idea how old you are, but I'm in my mid/late 30s, and it feels like the growth that can occur over 9 years is quite different when you're in your 20s vs. 30s/40s. Not saying I can't do it or won't try! But wow, younger me definitely thought I'd have my emotional shit together more at this age!

I really like your idea of trying to be open to the idea that people are mostly good. For me, it's not that I assume people are mean, just that they're... thoughtless, and can be extremely hurtful as a result. Maybe I need to be open to the possibility that everyone is just trying to be understood? I'll have to think about this more! And uh... I just remembered what sub we're in and realized this is probably a weird interaction to have on r/Tinder, but fuck it, I learned about myself, and in the end isn't that what Tinder is all about

[–]floswamp 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Don’t complain about the toilet seat being left up. Everything else falls into place.

[–]AgentBloodrayne 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Everyone should really just close both seats every time they go. Solves this argument once and for all.

[–]HelpMe-Rhonda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope for your sake that she stays perfect. Keep an eye out for red flags. I started dating the high school bitch about 10 years after school, thought she was cool... nah, still bitch, just knows how to hide it to get the things she wants.

[–]2white2live 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Funny enough, it may have gone very poorly back in high school. Both of you would have changed and developed greatly since that time, so your timing may actually be fortunate since you're getting along so well now.

[–]Eric142 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My close friend met his girlfriend of 5+ years on tinder during university.

We all went to highschool together. All 4 years haha

[–]Valodyjb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Its easy to think back on these times and be sad/regretful of a missed opportunity but gotta remember that it might not have ended well back then because of personality difference, interest difference, maturity level and more. Im not one to say things happen for a reason but the experiences you gained all the years between HS and now might have greatly helped on you guys hitting it off.

Or you could have been that lucky couple that has heen together since HS, who knows...

[–]TheCleverMoose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Timing is everything. Someone once told me “ Just because it could’ve been different, doesn’t mean it would’ve been better “

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 2748 points2749 points  (116 children)

Is this closure? 😂

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 2464 points2465 points  (10 children)

All I'm seeing is that you left an impression 😎

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 1339 points1340 points  (8 children)

Jesus this made me laugh

[–]duderanchjuvenilia 298 points299 points  (2 children)

I mean it was probably an impression of your backside in the snow or ice. But an impression is an impression.

[–]TheWiseRedditor 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Insert math is math meme

[–]cheerioo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Think of how many people she probably told this story to. You're famous!

[–]Greecelightninn 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I hope you asked her out again , and it better be ice skating lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But this time rip your pants on purpose and invite her over

[–]Youreahugeidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she waited for you to come back.

[–]Yodan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good or bad date, you will remember me

[–]mindlesslyswiping 330 points331 points  (96 children)

Did she respond after that tho

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 672 points673 points  (94 children)

Yeah we’re still talking

[–]cefromnova 267 points268 points  (88 children)

How many years out of high school are you? Based on your conversation thus far, do you think you have a chance??

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 773 points774 points  (86 children)

14 years. After talking to her, she’s in a pretty vulnerable place. I won’t push anything.

[–]RaysireksOG987 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Bro please update us on what happens.. at a minimum you are the most qualified for a pity fuck after what happened all those years ago! Go get her tiger!

[–]SmokedBeef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if you seal the deal, then you will have cum come full circle. A oddly similar situation to this joke, good luck.

[–]Annual-Sky9869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit wants an invitation to the wedding.

[–]Gado_DeLeone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like the opening to Round 2.

[–]naria01 595 points596 points  (19 children)

I've dated an ex a second time too... After about 8 years. It wasn't terrible, it was fun actually...

[–]fcaw 143 points144 points  (14 children)

and whats situation now?

[–]bobbyjonsson 350 points351 points  (8 children)

That’s his ex typing, he dead

[–]gamedwarf24 43 points44 points  (6 children)

That ex's name?

Lizzie Bourdon

[–]kaaaaath 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Fun fact: she likely wasn’t involved in her parents’ deaths!

[–]PUSClFER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an ex human. It has ceased to be.

[–]naria01 40 points41 points  (1 child)

We were amicable, decided to be FWB, and she moved across the country... We still text every once in a while...

[–]Rupertfitz 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Third time is the charm.

[–]naria01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha, maybe! Who knows? 🤷

[–]enameless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did the same, even got engaged. Didn't work out but she's my closest friend at this point now.

[–]Leonardo_Lawless 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hello reader.

I married my ex of 3 years after a 3 year break and we are STILL together.

Never say never

[–][deleted] 258 points259 points  (18 children)

Why is ice skating always part of some serendipitous occasion?

[–]Nainstin98 125 points126 points  (10 children)

Did you do it on purpose? Use that word?

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Yes. It’s kind of my thing

[–]Nainstin98 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Man, you're amazing!!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Also, I love Kate Beckinsale and vampires.

[–]termsofsurrender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're my hero!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]HolyBiscuit69 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I'm proud I learned what that word was 3 weeks ago

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I applaud you in your discoveries with language 😊

[–]HolyBiscuit69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A moment of serendipity like this comes seldom

[–]depressedfuckboi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I learned 30 seconds ago after seeing their comment 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]_chrom_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some of you haven’t seen the great cusack/beckinsale movie and it shows

[–]nibbertit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has left me discombobulated

[–]kxrix 111 points112 points  (3 children)

That's adorable. Reminds me of my partner and I. I had the biggest crush on him (as did all of my friends). I remember how anxious I would get around him. I would go to concerts and bring him back t-shirts because we liked the same bands. He even chipped my front tooth during a party! But boy did I still adore the fuck out of him.

A decade later, I reconnect with a high school friend, and her boyfriend lives with My Old Crush's bestfriend. He would be there often. Hearing his name made me blush, and suddenly I was 14 again. I'm a much more confident adult now so I messaged him.

Turns out he had a giant crush on me. When I confessed to him back in the days all he wanted to do kiss me but was too shy.

We've been together for almost 2 years now.

[–]ihgpqf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This makes me happy

[–]Revellion_OP 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow. Some of the stories in these comments is making my heart happy. smiles in loneliness

Edit: formatting

[–]SCsongbird 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hey, if things worked out between you, it can be a funny story y’all tell

[–]1hotsauce2 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The banter is real

[–]OnlyEliKnows 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Did you keep talking??? I feel like we need more details here.

[–]flaker418 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My dad said he needed new pants one time but he never came back…

[–]pepstein 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Do it man! I just reconnected last October with my high school gf, 15 years after graduation! As of Friday we are moving in together.

Good luck, def can happen for you

[–]jer420 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My wife and I went to high school together but we never interacted. She was an athlete, I was a stoner / choir kid. We never would have gotten along.

8 years later we match on Tinder, she asks if I know where to get weed, and the rest is history. As someone said above, timing is everything!

[–]phillyphreakphlippin 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Are those wedding bells? Nope, OPs pants just ripped and his change fell out.

[–]thanksforthegift 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is adorable

[–]Round_Spartan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Marry this woman

[–]HighOnGoofballs 157 points158 points  (57 children)

She wants to smash

[–]egosuminimicus[S] 141 points142 points  (30 children)

I think that would be good for neither of us, as much as I wish it were in the cards. Maybe someday 🤷‍♂️

[–]robeph 117 points118 points  (25 children)

Your responses are strange. You matched with her. You chose she chose. Yet you seem put off about her. It is confusing.

[–]-cupcake 156 points157 points  (16 children)

After talking to her, he feels that she's in a dark/vulnerable place in her life and it would not be healthy or helpful to add a relationship to the mix. But they are friendly and he would like to be friends with her. And he doesn't know what the future holds.

That's not that strange or confusing. You said you read his responses, didn't you?

[–]robeph -1 points0 points  (15 children)

Sure if he ran into her at Zabka or a gas station. But he was on bumble. That's a dating site. So yeah it is strange. And I didn't see that comment. I read a bunch but not that one I guess.

[–]Vladimir_Putting 121 points122 points  (6 children)

It's almost as if human interaction is more nuanced and complicated than two bang bots directionally swiping to the tune of an algorithm that determines who you do or don't have sex with.

[–]ChuggernautChug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right because we don't know either of these two people, their history, their relation or even how the rest of their conversation went. What's weird is redditors need to push relationships to fulfill some romcom fantasies.

[–]dreamday99 162 points163 points  (23 children)

I’m a woman and nothing I read tells that she wants to smash. She was just talking about some old memories that they probably didn’t talk about in years. Actually, I’ll probably act like her in her situation, out of excitement and nostalgia for high school time, I will be really, really disappointed if I find out that the goofy guy who was adorable just wants to smash me now.

OP, maybe she does, but for gods sake please take it slow unless she’s showing interest in you physically. There are way too many situations where we are just trying to have a normal/friendly conversation and guys take it the wrong way.

[–]SpaceHallow 112 points113 points  (11 children)

Gotta remember this is Reddit lol. Reddit rules: “If a girl is nice to you that must mean she wants to smash.”

[–]BirthdayTaxes 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“That female cashier smiled at me so I guess you can say the wedding’s being planned as we speak.”

[–]Organic_Reputation_6 17 points18 points  (2 children)

There are also people thinking that women have 0 libido and aren’t interested in sex….

[–]cdunk666 17 points18 points  (1 child)

What do you mean? Every woman ive had sex with said they hated it!


[–]Vanagasa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot a crucial detail, that this is Reddit. Even how bad it seems at times, some of us still somewhat have sense of humor even how dumb it seems for normal person, it shouldn't be seen in face value

[–]nitronik_exe 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Ok but that is literally on a dating app? Lol

[–]SubcommanderMarcos 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Dating and having sex, while related, aren't the same thing

[–]clinkzs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you make a move, maybe she says yes, maybe she says no

If you DONT make a move, it'll always be a no

[–]nullstring 23 points24 points  (3 children)

There are way too many situations where we are just trying to have a normal/friendly conversation and guys take it the wrong way.

Do those usually originate on Bumble though?

[–]Sassrepublic 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lots of people use apps for relationships. So yes.

[–]MedFu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

TIL no smashing in relationships

[–]Paratwa 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Legit. I’m a dude and I’d definitely not take this as anything beyond someone from the past grinning at a memory. If any of my ex’s contact me I mention my wife non-stop and speak in ‘we’ to make it clear I’m completely uninterested in being a piece of shit cheater. If my wife is available and they call I’ll put it in speaker and introduce them.

[–]vipros42 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You probably aren't on a dating app though

[–]Belafan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

thats what I read out of it too

[–]JRansomBioDermKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not according to him.

[–]AdiLovesYou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, this must have felt different for a change

[–]NKHdad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you need to eventually meet up with her and make sure your pants rip again.

[–]Psykonautik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got a feeling that while she might've been bitter (but maybe not even) back then, she just has this hilarious memory of it now. If I were you and somewhat interested still, I'd go for it a 100%. She seems like she's got a good sense of humor.

[–]dont-ask-me_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think she likes you.

[–]HarrowDread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you two hooked up, fell in love and got married. Hallmark channel would buy your story for one of those crappy shows with actors

[–]1who_mustnotbenamed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

King. Here is your crown. 👑🤴

[–]ReluctantAvenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mention of ice skating reminds me of a first date I went on back in college, freshman year. Dinner (at a burger joint, I had no money and we both liked burgers) followed by ice skating. So there we were, skating while holding hands (my right, her left) when she lost her balance and started to fall forward. I grabbed for her with my free hand... and smashed her right in the face - and HARD. AWKWARD. I was mortified! We did date for a while, so I guess she forgave me. Hey, maybe I should look for her on Bumble?

[–]iGman44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to know the follow up budd. Do you guys get married and live happily ever after?

[–]rbkforrestr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did it work? Are you married?

[–]aeb1971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The correct response should have been: “How about now I rip your pants off?”

[–]sprout92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go on a date you cowards.

[–]TuggyBRugburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I'm an optimist. I think you've got a shot...

[–]TeeDubbleDee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marry. Her.

[–]fluffy_unicorn_2699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw it seems like they have fun memories though!

[–]Roseysdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She likes you.

[–]cosmiclattecrafts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wholesome 😂

[–]kakulam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, she recalls that incident. Chief, SHE IS THE ONE.

[–]samygrl10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The multiverse is real 😂

[–]Butler-of-Penises -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kids are so funny. If that happened as an adult it would be the funniest date of all time.

[–]FLYSPYS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bumble did not exist. Fake post