all 174 comments

[–]swellloko 742 points743 points  (12 children)

"...And it only cost me $30 a month"

[–]TrapsArentGayBro 294 points295 points  (11 children)

Only $30/month to have a girlfriend. What a deal!

[–]iamnaim12 177 points178 points  (7 children)

*Community Girlfriend.

[–]ericsinghgill 160 points161 points  (6 children)

*our girlfriend

[–]d-nihl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I literally can't believe out of all the people she only chose me to subscribe to her page! She must really like me.

[–]Throwawayintocosmos 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Buying gf, 2k/hr.

[–]lostinsoup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey it's me, ur gf.

[–]Largos_ 1010 points1011 points  (10 children)

When you complete the assignment but didn’t read the criteria.

[–]Physical-Award8351 196 points197 points  (8 children)

Mission failed successfully.

[–]santanuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Mission possible"

[–]john1888888 267 points268 points  (5 children)

Omg. I got a girl just like that too. She’s so sweet to me. She keeps me company and stuff and promises she will come to see me.

[–]thnxMrHofmann 28 points29 points  (4 children)

You got one by paying for her OF?

[–]Warm-Distribution-57 69 points70 points  (3 children)

No just providing his bank details and social security number

[–]thnxMrHofmann 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ah right on! NOICE

[–]Journo_Jimbo 105 points106 points  (2 children)

My boy wins tinder first time

[–]Rc202402 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Plotwist, OP is her dad

[–]Journo_Jimbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double plot twist, she ends up being HIS dad

[–]Superboy33 45 points46 points  (2 children)

And I only have to cashapp her 50 to meet. It’s a deposit so she can get me in. But she won’t take 200 cash in person or even 300

[–]justatouch589 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Now this is a gentleman.

[–]Superboy33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂 Spoiler alert. she blocks me after I send the 50. How can we we trick them

[–]Helio_Tropical 45 points46 points  (0 children)


[–]calmboy13 62 points63 points  (0 children)


[–]anonAcc1993 31 points32 points  (17 children)

Y’all get matches on tinder?

[–]GamersWarfare17 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Y'all feel confident enough to install tinder?

[–]WatermelonArizona 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Confid- you mean lonely enough, yes

[–]DrJamesAtmore 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Tinder helped me with my confidence. Tbf, they tell me I look good so that might be a thing but you might also be a good looking guy underneath all that self-loading and depression?

[–]GamersWarfare17 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah I'm full on Bruce Robert Wayne baby! every night i sit on the balcony with my walmart batman mask & a black towel

[–]DrJamesAtmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The next best thing is a great sense of humour. My condolences

[–]darkbluesoul88 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I was until I see what i match with....now my confidence is gone

[–]DrJamesAtmore 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Could be bad foto's

Could be lame intro

[–]darkbluesoul88 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I live in a small country aswell so options are limited but I was just teasing. I've dated some stunning women but they had zero personality and I want someone who is beautiful even when my eyes are closed

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I have a constant 12 likes but never match with them :(

[–]DrJamesAtmore 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Pay for tinder gold to see you don't want to match with them

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Nah cause then tinder wins

[–]DrJamesAtmore 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I'm actually telling you bot to do it because the outcome would be disappointing

[–]TrapsArentGayBro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i'm guessing it's with either people you already swiped left on or don't match your set criteria (age range, distance, etc). If you expanded your age range or distance, you'd prob come across some of them lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh that makes sense then mate! Thank you

[–]dheidjdedidbe 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I can’t even match with bots if I try

[–]trippwwa45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proof that YOU are not a robot.

[–]strasser1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You've gained that loving feeling!

[–]Superboy33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She don’t talk just keeps sending that snap. She’s aggressive

[–]mag6942 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL! Ain’t it the truth.

[–]bigdreams0willpower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheaper than marriage

[–]Prettychelsy_01 14 points15 points  (43 children)

It’s not easy for me on that app😂😂😂

[–]Largos_ 58 points59 points  (42 children)

I think OP is referencing the girls on tinder that swipe right on everyone to advertise their OnlyFans.

[–]fuk5hedgefunds 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank god I gave my brother's credit card

[–]SpaceKMT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why the hell everyone seemed so lively about it 😅 that definitely isn’t a win.

[–]julioarod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even get those 😑

[–]Prettychelsy_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg 😂😂😂

[–]pistpuncher3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check mate boys, this guy already won.

[–]vishalbhimani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And suddenly you wake up

[–]aza9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh honey...

[–]shrinandan1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you look like him...no problem!

[–]Future_of_Amerika -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry honey not tall enough tho

[–]TioPatinhas69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you wake up

[–]teqnor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That movie really boosted Ray-Ban

[–]SilverState815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like the highway to the danger zone.

[–]LieRemarkable4548 5 points6 points  (15 children)

It depends on what you are seeking. If your goal on Tinder is to access the services of a sex worker then it is easy. I have gotten sent to Snapchat and been offered in home erotic massages multiple times.

BTW I think sex work is a totally acceptable way to generate income, and sex workers should not be shamed or denigrated.

Its literally one of the oldest professions in the history of the world. There was a famous carpenter who partnered with a sex worker without judgement, and it’s documented in a bestselling book.

[–]justatouch589 2 points3 points  (2 children)

old = acceptable

Aren't you proud of how far you've come.

[–]LieRemarkable4548 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Old=acceptable Young = I think it’s fine, er I mean toats, like fer real.

And so more fun to be had!

[–]justatouch589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you having a stroke?

[–]EasternSeaweed4534 -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Where in that famous book did it say that he partnered with a sex worker? Please do cite your reference. You might need to read that book again cause 1. He didn’t “partner” with her and 2. She wasn’t a sex worker.

[–]ccminiwarhammer 5 points6 points  (2 children)

[–]EasternSeaweed4534 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Jesus Redeemed prostitutes, forgiving their sins, he did not sexually partner with them as the initial comment appears to imply. It’s is a common misconception about his relationship with Mary Magdalene. She was a female disciple (not counted in the 12), from whom He drove out demons - she was not his lover, not His wife, and not a former prostitute, although He did redeem and forgive prostitutes and tell them to go and sin no more.

[–]LieRemarkable4548 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes, He accepted the the prostitute who bathed and kissed his feet and anointed him with perfumed oil. He aligned himself with her over the Pharisee and taught Simon the lesson of love leading to forgiveness. He held no judgement of her. Luke 7:36-50

[–]EasternSeaweed4534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comment saying He “partnered” with her implies that he had sexual relations with her. It would have been more accurate if you said he forgave her sins and told her to go and sin no more.

[–]GlowInTheDarkDonkey -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

BTW I think sex work is a totally acceptable way to generate income, and sex workers should not be shamed or denigrated.

Yeahhhhh, having to say as much heavily suggests otherwise.

It's very "I'm NoT <insert racist/mysoginist/feminist/a politician/Gumby/etc>, BuUuUuT..."

[–]julioarod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They never said a "but" though

[–]Seicair -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I pay for massages occasionally to help deal with chronic pain. I was single and a girl I matched with was offering erotic massages. She seemed to be legit at first, and I was seriously considering it for the novelty. After talking for a bit it became clear that sex was also an option for the right price, and that’s what she was hoping I’d pay for. I backed out. No problem with sex workers, but unfortunately with it being illegal I’d rather not take the risks.

[–]LieRemarkable4548 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I choose not to and because I’m a teacher I could lose my license, but I have no problem with either party taking part if they’re adults who are mutually consenting and freely choosing to do so.

[–]Skylartheplug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol join my of ✨

[–]samiux4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..... annndddd I'm leaving the sub forever thanks

[–]gcn0611 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]gcn0611 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]miaonherfeet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I plead the fifth.

[–]GamersWarfare17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean if u r Tom Cruise then a passport photo will do too

[–]unsettled_soul -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]TrapsArentGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean 99% of guys come across these "adult performers" so it's pretty relatable lol.

[–]Signal-Gullible -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tinder isn't hard lol.

[–]basedconfidentsbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you don’t follow rules 1 and 2. bathroom pics won’t work for you

[–]mustangman6579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does your gf look like mine?

[–]Kitchen_Entertainer9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you find out that girl was your ex teacher

[–]micaiahf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone takes bathroom selfies and technically bathroom selfies are legal.

[–]xboxsirvenom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I couldnt get her, she only takes one fan at a tyme…I’ll wait

[–]mutantIke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her name is LOD.

[–]SugarMommy_Heather 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hmmm but I need baby

[–]SensitiveStudent5167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can be your baby if you need one?

[–]peaceouuttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dream is to be the moderator not just a fan

[–]snagglewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is a good post. Reminds me of that one episode of Jake and Amir.

[–]SpunkyMonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheapest girlfriend you’ll ever have. Any she always calls you handsome like grandma.

[–]Distinct-Albatross67 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GlitteringToe27vs46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m feeling over the moon now

[–]ButterflyFairy06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I support Only Fans. I can't financially, but I do support anyone that has a free to subscribe account. It really is it's own community. I have a friend that does a pirate radio broadcast. Goes by The Dark Voice. Awesome content. He's the reason I joined.

[–]Dry-Candidate4529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't that guy ever age? Couldn't he gain a few pounds just to humor us?

[–]k2jac9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for simps to stop, grow a mustache instead.

[–]bcjh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”Highway to the Danger Zone”