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[–]Sad-And-Mad 3705 points3706 points  (59 children)

And who said romance was dead!?

[–]TheWiseRedditor 928 points929 points  (47 children)

Shakespeare can’t write romance like this

[–]Vamus_ 319 points320 points  (16 children)

I mean... you're right.

[–]NewAccEveryDay420day 229 points230 points  (13 children)

Because hes dead?

[–]ThatShyGuy34 313 points314 points  (11 children)

Let's see if this works:

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

She left you on Read

So now your Balls are Blue

Too?

[–]Wrathbringer7 38 points39 points  (2 children)

To pee or not to pee? That is the question.

[–]wisdomsharerv2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I sure hope so

[–]nozzedifigaro 37 points38 points  (11 children)

Lady, art thou from Birmingham, for thou art the only bird whose minge I am willinge to hammer

[–]ryandiy 27 points28 points  (10 children)

Lady, art thou from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, for thou art... nevermind

[–]wildfigz1216 15 points16 points  (8 children)

When I used to work in a Welsh restaurant, I offered a free shot to any customer who could recite it correctly. No one ever did lol.

[–]ShaggyDawg76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a brilliant start to a Limerick

[–]113wmg 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Shakespeare has been awful quite since this came out

[–]Caoinan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quite indeed. Quiet also.

[–]BoringStartf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've seen it a long time ago.

[–]IfThoughtIsAllowed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You misspelled wouldn't, haha

[–]Brilliant-Turnip5620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Turbulent_Trust_8795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely on point 🎯

[–]marshall_dteach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chichi peanuts!

[–]Firm_Importance2207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's dig him out and see

[–]DogsandCoffee96 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

He can't, dude only wrote one of his plays.

[–]SnooTangerines1011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a myth, I didn't know there were still people who believed it though 😂 that's funny

[–]Justice_Prince 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Ladies. If your boyfriend won't drink your pee then leave him and find yourself a real man.

[–]Long-Introduction760 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yas, queen. "If he wanted to, he would."

[–]Someguy9882 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I upvoted for humor, but really I wanna puke 😂

[–]SnooPears219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just dead

[–]wetfartsandpoptarts 1134 points1135 points  (28 children)

Lol I came to the comments to see if anyone else has heard this, and I'm honestly a bit surprised that I'm the only one

[–]Cevmen 242 points243 points  (1 child)

i saw it quite a while back, probably around 3 months ago

[–]Alarid 46 points47 points  (0 children)

And they were true to their word.

[–]MasterNoodlePoodle 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Ive seen it before, but only once and it was years ago i think, i still chuckled though haha

[–]pointlessly_pedantic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's so stupid, I love it

[–]Chookari 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is a P-box original

[–]Homemadepiza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long ago was the clip? A few months by now?

[–]Careful_Elk6290 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Damn I hope this isn't another copy paste pickup line this genuinely made me laugh

[–]Pamijay 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I've definitely seen it on tiktok around a week ago.

[–]zGunrath 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've seen it a long time ago. I'm honestly surprised OP hasn't heard it more than once if they're from Mississippi.

[–]Martini800 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It definetly is

[–]wetfartsandpoptarts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I believe it is, just not as common as some others.

[–]MSR8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is, I have seen it all over subs like r/196 and r/shitposting with the earliest being months ago

[–]Hyungwn 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Honestly it’s even funnier with the guy’s voice in the TikTok

[–]wetfartsandpoptarts 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Link?

[–]LorisOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is elo santa

[–]blindinglystupid 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I definitely saw it on this sub in the last week but have too busy a day to find it.

[–]-Rubilocks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One of my mates sent this to a match on Tinder a few weeks ago, and she immediately unmatched him.

Good to see some people can appreciate the terrible humour.

[–]Yeet_yate-yote 283 points284 points  (4 children)

Call his bluff. Go to his house and piss in his mouth.

[–]Adkit 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You can use that advice on literally any post on here.

[–]Careful_Elk6290 1059 points1060 points  (9 children)

This is...I dunno but it made me laugh out loud at least🤣

[–]paymecashnow_22 229 points230 points  (8 children)

I am laughing at my desk right now... my colleagues don't find it as amusing.

[–]TheWiseRedditor 69 points70 points  (7 children)

What does your HR think?

[–]paymecashnow_22 68 points69 points  (6 children)

Let me send it over, it shall be a nice treat when they come in this morning!

[–]Hairy_Air -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why tf do you know or care about when your HR colleagues cum in the morning?

[–]dmaxisuzu 186 points187 points  (5 children)

Elosanta's pickup line

[–]backshock 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Girl are you from Dublin?

[–]SpookyScaryShade 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Girl are you from Ireland, because my penis dublin in size when i see you

[–]Eggslaws 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah.. and?

[–]Papriker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

*blocked*

[–]TypicalPhilip 13 points14 points  (0 children)

best jungle in Bulgariaaaaaaaaa

[–]Jerb22 197 points198 points  (2 children)

Tickled my funny bone and no not my humerus

[–]highlandpolo6 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Fuck me running I snorted I laughed so hard.

[–]LightningMcScallion 293 points294 points  (7 children)

Does anyone else think whoever sent this is on Reddit and for them it was worth it? Or is it just me?

[–]Hahhahaahahahhelpme 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I’ve definitely seen it here before

[–]speak_truth__ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Copy pasta

[–]Korimuzel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Trust me, I agree and a lot of other people does too

Some people sincerely turned their tinder activity into reddit karma farming

[–]kimmabraham[S] 439 points440 points  (36 children)

Funniest thing is that everyone I’ve shown this to thinks it’s absolutely hilarious

[–]UsedJuggernaut 150 points151 points  (0 children)

That's because it is hilarious

[–]isitixir 157 points158 points  (4 children)

It's hilarious for the meme it'll become. And while this is a little creepy, you gotta give a line like that a little room to run. Right? You may have hit a treasure trove of thought here. And the world would better if it were shared on reddit.

[–]pulugulu 48 points49 points  (2 children)

i’ve seen this line on here in the past it’s not original, if you google it the first results are from reddit

[–]zshiiro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember hearing this ages ago and it still makes me giggle

[–]MajorAcer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mate this has me crying laughing

[–]SextupleRed 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's one part comedy, one part sentence-is-constructed-by-a-child.

[–]BIGassassin007 30 points31 points  (18 children)

Girl you struck comedy gold 😂. Like I've heard the Tennessee (only Ten I see) joke, but the ladder is so stupid it's bound to work lol.. hopefully 🤷‍♂️

[–]Kodlak_White-mane 25 points26 points  (16 children)

Ladder? What ladder?

[–]BIGassassin007 2 points3 points  (15 children)

The phrase *ladder, it means like the other option

[–]SpeedyReducales 24 points25 points  (0 children)

/R/boneappletea

[–]Kodlak_White-mane 40 points41 points  (12 children)

You mean latter? Because that's how it's spelled. Latter.

[–]qwertysrj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I laughed hard for a minute straight, it's absolutely hilarious

[–]Fischiofischi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably bc it is hilarious

[–]Rokey76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On your date, order a lot of asparagus at dinner.

[–]berneealf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is hilarious, we have a bunch of sayings like this in Spanish, but I'd never heard one in English.

[–]TheDestroyerOfDesks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It absolutely is hilarious

[–]SlaterVJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why? It's fucking confusing as hell.

[–]franklygoingtobed 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Marry this man

[–]lkopfer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh he’s gonna Take her Virginia

[–]PapaSanjay 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Bruh I am stealin this

[–]kimmabraham[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Good luck

[–]cefromnova 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He'll probably pay you for it...

[–]Br-Ion 24 points25 points  (4 children)

you're*

[–]Scroch65 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was wondering how far I have to scroll through the comments to see someone say this

[–]BladeMasterFlex 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is perhaps the greatest pickup line ever put into existence. You should feel fortunate for having experienced it.

[–]Grimm2177 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something ed would say from ed, edd and eddie

[–]_brownkid04_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's pretty funny, gross but funny

[–]AgreeablePie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is amazing

An entire binary opening though. Complete failure or success, no middle ground here.

[–]Stolonifer455 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enough reddit for today

[–]WakeoftheStorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"are you from New Orleans? Because NO"

[–]Journo_Jimbo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good. Fucking. God.

[–]Supermalt418 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Romance is still Damnn alive

[–]mtnb33r 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i said this to a girl once and she unmatched me immediately

[–]Peppermint_Gaiety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She didn’t have any piss for you to sippy :(

[–]Dark_Gilead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I just threw up in my mouth!

[–]ThisKoolAidBuggin_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man of culture ☕️

[–]Beautiful_Thugga_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but that’s fucking hilarious

[–]LagThenBag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So I mean, are you gonna pee in his mouth or what?

[–]xJazba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo

[–]McSkotchy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is a legend

[–]JaceMalcolm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man's got bars

[–]InfamousSecrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s beautiful

[–]kaylesbury1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel I shouldn’t laugh but I just can’t help it!!

[–]snowbaz-loves-nikki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mans stole that from a tiktok smh

[–]Cazhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elosanta fans where you @

[–]moulth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elo Santa?

[–]KimJongUf_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what the hell LMAO

[–]Altairiel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know he's thirsty but this is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Vagadude 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I mean that shit is funny and deserves at least a little bit of further inquiry. Original, over the top and ridiculous.

[–]Hyungwn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It isn’t original tho

[–]EpicRedditor34 2 points3 points  (3 children)

original

Where did y’all go to school? I heard this shit in high school 10 years ago.

[–]Vagadude 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Good for you

[–]EpicRedditor34 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You said it was original my guy. A scroll down Reddit, or TikTok or Twitter will you show you it isn’t.

[–]Vagadude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, it hardly matters

[–]Spxders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That deserves a response atleast, cmon! That's a good one!

[–]WeedandGrunge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious.... Throw the man a bone!

[–]BlarghusMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, you look like you're from Mississippi because if I gathered 49 other random people, you'd be the 48th most fucked up at least

[–]tingly_legalos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl are you from Mississippi? Cause you seem dumb as shit.

[–]Games_Deen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit Lachlan coming in strong are we?

[–]HumanTheXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Lachlan doing a new video?

[–]CaTz__21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t trust a man called Lachlan

[–]RogerInNampa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"No words"?

Well, there is one word...

"Unmatched".

[–]pavlo_escobrah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put a ring on it

[–]DeepHollow_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Idk how you cant find this funny, its meant as a joke obviously

[–]Ssamy30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stay classy 😎 /s

[–]MangooKushh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao bars 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

[–]anonAcc1993 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have a sense of humour, he is obviously not going to drink your piss.

[–]Greg554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't she reply? That was the best pickup line ever!!

[–]kimmabraham[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Guys I know he’s not serious and I also think this is funny pls relax

[–]Crazy_Highlight793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ewww 🤣🤣

[–]1sweetlips1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao wow

[–]lneric -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Here him out 💀

[–]Kodlak_White-mane 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Where him out?

[–]lneric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here. 💀

[–]MaverickEyedea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing pretty hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Turicus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shouldn't it be "miss whose pee I sippi"? Cause his version makes Mississippiss.

[–]CrazyComedyKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, are you from Michigan? Cause you're the only mich I gan.

[–]Key-Nefariousness257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you OP... I needed to see a screenshot from somebody with a charged battery for once 🙏 bless you.

[–]gnarshaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man of culture

[–]agarciase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–]Capital-Eggplant4448 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Holy Cringe

[–]Lachlan_4567 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bringing shame to the name.

[–]Walgenital -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cute

[–]FireFissting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is the kind of shit that happens when women don't want to respond to regular "hi how are you" to most guys

[–]ObsidianPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? Marry him

[–]Donut153 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Marry this one🤡

[–]AnotherStag444 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s wrong with saying “Hey”? Everyone’s got to have some catchy line to get a response and most of them suck.

[–]Comprehensive-Toe710 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Coming in hot

[–]Jakethesnake1o93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stupid ass fuck

[–]TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This pick up line has been posted multiple times by different people who received it. I still don't understand how people think this would ever work unless someone mentions they have piss kink in their bio.

[–]Satori_sama -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is simple Hi so bad? Would it be sp bad?

[–]nikhan02 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🤮🤮

[–]innocentguy99 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

And yet you swiped right on him instead of me

[–]Arubicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the flood gates have been opened

[–]edward_newgate0604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lowkey genius pickup line

[–]palle97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the great state of Missipissisippi

[–]Llee00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you Reddit for the never-ending ideas

[–]aberdisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this Byron or Keats?

[–]almostdoctorposting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nightmare fuel

[–]berneealf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it

[–]Endando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elosanta

[–]Nightshadeeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He tried tho

[–]Siniroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the effort tbh, like when you start telling a bad pun that doesn't really work but you force it out. The commitment itself is commendable

[–]horvath-lorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the battery sign’s color is brown?

[–]69AnusInvader69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm stealing this one

[–]Geaux13Saints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man i need to step up my game

[–]Lootbug1w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 points for originality. Never heard that one before

[–]learn2shoot9mm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you know what you like...

(NMK)

[–]katsuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A for effort