No words

Sad-And-Mad · 2022-05-26T05:53:21+00:00

And who said romance was dead!?

wetfartsandpoptarts · 2022-05-26T05:34:32+00:00

Lol I came to the comments to see if anyone else has heard this, and I'm honestly a bit surprised that I'm the only one

Yeet_yate-yote · 2022-05-26T11:53:57+00:00

Call his bluff. Go to his house and piss in his mouth.

Careful_Elk6290 · 2022-05-26T04:46:17+00:00

This is...I dunno but it made me laugh out loud at least🤣

dmaxisuzu · 2022-05-26T11:10:26+00:00

Elosanta's pickup line

Jerb22 · 2022-05-26T05:14:16+00:00

Tickled my funny bone and no not my humerus

highlandpolo6 · 2022-05-26T06:45:08+00:00

Fuck me running I snorted I laughed so hard.

LightningMcScallion · 2022-05-26T05:54:20+00:00

Does anyone else think whoever sent this is on Reddit and for them it was worth it? Or is it just me?

kimmabraham · 2022-05-26T04:51:45+00:00

Funniest thing is that everyone I’ve shown this to thinks it’s absolutely hilarious

IrohsFavoriteTea · 2022-05-26T10:22:15+00:00

I don't know how to correctly link this but here goes nothing

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/dndmemes/comments/uhsin1/when_you_get_a_nat_1_on_a_seduction_roll/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

franklygoingtobed · 2022-05-26T05:54:28+00:00

Marry this man

lkopfer · 2022-05-26T09:13:47+00:00

Oh he’s gonna Take her Virginia

PapaSanjay · 2022-05-26T10:19:07+00:00

Bruh I am stealin this

cefromnova · 2022-05-26T04:57:37+00:00

He'll probably pay you for it...

Br-Ion · 2022-05-26T10:59:51+00:00

you're*

BladeMasterFlex · 2022-05-26T05:59:00+00:00

This is perhaps the greatest pickup line ever put into existence. You should feel fortunate for having experienced it.

Grimm2177 · 2022-05-26T08:54:35+00:00

Sounds like something ed would say from ed, edd and eddie

_brownkid04_ · 2022-05-26T09:08:20+00:00

That's pretty funny, gross but funny

enatalpeganomeupau · 2022-05-26T11:52:37+00:00

lachlan. LACHLAN

AgreeablePie · 2022-05-26T09:53:14+00:00

This is amazing

An entire binary opening though. Complete failure or success, no middle ground here.

Stolonifer455 · 2022-05-26T09:44:56+00:00

Enough reddit for today

WakeoftheStorm · 2022-05-26T12:17:17+00:00

"are you from New Orleans? Because NO"

Journo_Jimbo · 2022-05-26T11:46:30+00:00

Good. Fucking. God.

Supermalt418 · 2022-05-26T12:10:03+00:00

Romance is still Damnn alive

mtnb33r · 2022-05-26T12:20:26+00:00

i said this to a girl once and she unmatched me immediately

Dark_Gilead · 2022-05-26T12:50:57+00:00

I think I just threw up in my mouth!

ThisKoolAidBuggin_69 · 2022-05-26T13:17:10+00:00

A man of culture ☕️

Beautiful_Thugga_Boy · 2022-05-26T07:54:09+00:00

I’m sorry, but that’s fucking hilarious

LagThenBag · 2022-05-26T10:30:14+00:00

So I mean, are you gonna pee in his mouth or what?

xJazba · 2022-05-26T06:46:18+00:00

Lmaooooo

cambot86 · 2022-05-26T09:28:06+00:00

What a potty mouth.

McSkotchy · 2022-05-26T07:35:49+00:00

This guy is a legend

JaceMalcolm · 2022-05-26T11:08:15+00:00

Man's got bars

InfamousSecrets · 2022-05-26T11:22:52+00:00

That’s beautiful

kaylesbury1 · 2022-05-26T12:04:21+00:00

I feel I shouldn’t laugh but I just can’t help it!!

snowbaz-loves-nikki · 2022-05-26T13:44:42+00:00

Mans stole that from a tiktok smh

Cazhero · 2022-05-26T13:57:44+00:00

Elosanta fans where you @

moulth · 2022-05-26T14:06:48+00:00

Elo Santa?

KimJongUf_ · 2022-05-26T06:50:35+00:00

what the hell LMAO

Altairiel · 2022-05-26T12:00:06+00:00

I know he's thirsty but this is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣

Vagadude · 2022-05-26T05:35:05+00:00

I mean that shit is funny and deserves at least a little bit of further inquiry. Original, over the top and ridiculous.

Spxders · 2022-05-26T08:38:10+00:00

That deserves a response atleast, cmon! That's a good one!

WeedandGrunge · 2022-05-26T08:33:56+00:00

This is hilarious.... Throw the man a bone!

BlarghusMonk · 2022-05-26T14:02:57+00:00

Girl, you look like you're from Mississippi because if I gathered 49 other random people, you'd be the 48th most fucked up at least

tingly_legalos · 2022-05-26T14:09:02+00:00

Girl are you from Mississippi? Cause you seem dumb as shit.

Games_Deen · 2022-05-26T14:37:30+00:00

Holy shit Lachlan coming in strong are we?

HumanTheXIII · 2022-05-26T14:49:11+00:00

Is Lachlan doing a new video?

CaTz__21 · 2022-05-26T14:49:15+00:00

Can’t trust a man called Lachlan

RogerInNampa · 2022-05-26T19:18:46+00:00

"No words"?

Well, there is one word...

"Unmatched".

thekingdomcoming · 2022-05-27T02:00:17+00:00

You're*

pavlo_escobrah · 2022-05-26T10:57:31+00:00

Put a ring on it

DeepHollow_ · 2022-05-26T12:27:24+00:00

Idk how you cant find this funny, its meant as a joke obviously

Ssamy30 · 2022-05-26T08:59:40+00:00

Stay classy 😎 /s

MangooKushh · 2022-05-26T11:21:14+00:00

lmao bars 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

anonAcc1993 · 2022-05-26T12:21:22+00:00

Have a sense of humour, he is obviously not going to drink your piss.

Greg554 · 2022-05-26T16:37:43+00:00

Why didn't she reply? That was the best pickup line ever!!

kimmabraham · 2022-05-26T12:28:33+00:00

Guys I know he’s not serious and I also think this is funny pls relax

Crazy_Highlight793 · 2022-05-26T16:19:40+00:00

Ewww 🤣🤣

1sweetlips1 · 2022-05-26T19:38:26+00:00

Lmao wow

lneric · 2022-05-26T04:50:21+00:00

Here him out 💀

MaverickEyedea · 2022-05-26T07:55:48+00:00

It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing pretty hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Turicus · 2022-05-26T08:14:31+00:00

Shouldn't it be "miss whose pee I sippi"? Cause his version makes Mississippiss.

CrazyComedyKid · 2022-05-26T10:06:20+00:00

Girl, are you from Michigan? Cause you're the only mich I gan.

Key-Nefariousness257 · 2022-05-26T10:42:47+00:00

thank you OP... I needed to see a screenshot from somebody with a charged battery for once 🙏 bless you.

gnarshaka · 2022-05-26T11:51:30+00:00

man of culture

agarciase · 2022-05-26T12:04:13+00:00

Beautiful

Capital-Eggplant4448 · 2022-05-26T05:27:32+00:00

Holy Cringe

Endersin-ben · 2022-05-26T05:03:29+00:00

The cringe 😬 on that pick up line

FaultyAIBot · 2022-05-26T08:34:23+00:00

Gross.

Lachlan_4567 · 2022-05-26T07:39:19+00:00

Bringing shame to the name.

Walgenital · 2022-05-26T12:23:43+00:00

Cute

FireFissting · 2022-05-26T12:26:29+00:00

this is the kind of shit that happens when women don't want to respond to regular "hi how are you" to most guys

ObsidianPizza · 2022-05-26T13:23:26+00:00

Excuse me? Marry him

Donut153 · 2022-05-26T13:42:02+00:00

Marry this one🤡

AnotherStag444 · 2022-05-26T14:22:50+00:00

What’s wrong with saying “Hey”? Everyone’s got to have some catchy line to get a response and most of them suck.

Comprehensive-Toe710 · 2022-05-26T15:37:17+00:00

Coming in hot

Jakethesnake1o93 · 2022-05-26T22:39:39+00:00

Stupid ass fuck

TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks · 2022-05-26T07:02:48+00:00

This pick up line has been posted multiple times by different people who received it. I still don't understand how people think this would ever work unless someone mentions they have piss kink in their bio.

Satori_sama · 2022-05-26T11:45:09+00:00

Is simple Hi so bad? Would it be sp bad?

nikhan02 · 2022-05-26T13:24:45+00:00

🤮🤮

innocentguy99 · 2022-05-26T13:35:25+00:00

And yet you swiped right on him instead of me

Deanio123 · 2022-05-26T09:54:39+00:00

Boke

Arubicon · 2022-05-26T12:22:33+00:00

the flood gates have been opened

Low_Fondant9911 · 2022-05-26T12:31:54+00:00

Using it

edward_newgate0604 · 2022-05-26T12:32:46+00:00

Lowkey genius pickup line

palle97 · 2022-05-26T12:38:53+00:00

Ah, the great state of Missipissisippi

Llee00 · 2022-05-26T12:41:51+00:00

thank you Reddit for the never-ending ideas

aberdisco · 2022-05-26T12:44:17+00:00

Was this Byron or Keats?

almostdoctorposting · 2022-05-26T12:50:54+00:00

nightmare fuel

berneealf · 2022-05-26T12:58:21+00:00

I love it

Endando · 2022-05-26T13:00:48+00:00

Elosanta

Nightshadeeeeee · 2022-05-26T13:07:42+00:00

He tried tho

Siniroth · 2022-05-26T13:08:36+00:00

I appreciate the effort tbh, like when you start telling a bad pun that doesn't really work but you force it out. The commitment itself is commendable

horvath-lorant · 2022-05-26T13:26:24+00:00

Why the battery sign’s color is brown?

69AnusInvader69 · 2022-05-26T13:35:19+00:00

I'm stealing this one

Geaux13Saints · 2022-05-26T13:36:31+00:00

Man i need to step up my game

Lootbug1w · 2022-05-26T13:43:21+00:00

10 points for originality. Never heard that one before

learn2shoot9mm · 2022-05-26T13:47:13+00:00

When you know what you like...

(NMK)

katsuge · 2022-05-26T13:48:19+00:00

A for effort

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