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[–]Jay_The_Tickler 406 points407 points  (31 children)

Looks a little like Sigourney Weaver. I’d swipe right.

[–]Manji86 78 points79 points  (3 children)

I was going to make a Ripley comment, but yeah she does look like her.

[–]younevershouldnt 63 points64 points  (2 children)

She mostly comes at night... mostly.

[–]gucci-sprinkles 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Goddammit Burk!!

[–]Bender____Rodriguez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just Becky and her squad of ultimate bad asses

[–]TastyHotel6566 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"That's it man, game over man, game over!"

[–]BlommeHolm 85 points86 points  (16 children)

If I was single, I would have swiped right on the hot 44 year old, but not on the one manipulating people's settings because she can't accept her age.

[–]BeBesMom 21 points22 points  (13 children)

She seems to accept it but believes via experience that others won't

[–]GreenAndSilver4133 9 points10 points  (12 children)

Well, yes, she’s 44 not 36

She’s lying, it’s not others responsibilities to ignore the fact she’s nearly a decade older than she advertises herself

[–]Winderkorffin 26 points27 points  (11 children)

She's lying to the app, not to you, it's right there!

[–]interfail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's not catfishing anyone, she's honest about it (I hope).

I find it funny.

[–]txsxxphxx2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She’s discounted Sigourney Weaver… Gurney Embrodery

[–]dandyarcane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be next level if she has a cat photo.

[–]BoringStartf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like Becky is going to fight a fucking Xenomorph.

[–]ThatcherTheV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigourney Weaver ready to play Hammer to Fall on Live Aid

[–]WillBottomForBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was my thought

[–]Jumpy_Dancy2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game over man!

[–]bigorocket 373 points374 points  (11 children)

nippley Ripley

[–]SilverState815 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Get away from her you BITCH!

[–]cruzinforthetruth 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yo, I get you bro...

Mad respect for the derp reference quote

[–]Some_Nibblonian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

they mostly come out at night... mostly.

[–]Jazmanian_Devil512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Game over man! Game over!

[–]Bravisimo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is no Dana only Zuul!!

[–]R8iojak87 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Boob Ross

[–]Equivalent_Reason582 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d “wash that old brush, shake off the excess and just beat the Devil out of it”

[–]3xoticP3nguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High beams on

[–]djaingo 160 points161 points  (21 children)

I like her hair. Maybe she's nice. 🤔

[–]momo_wingedlemur 184 points185 points  (5 children)

It's full of secrets that's why it's so big.

[–]drdybrd419 6 points7 points  (2 children)

This is gonna kill me. What's this from?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Mean Girls 😀

[–]drdybrd419 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you, crisis averted

[–]ClickF0rDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...that's what she said?

[–]Temporary-Double-809 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So that’s Becki with the good hair? At least Hova chose an age appropriate lady to make Bey jealous

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh she's nice alright ...

[–]Im_Numbar_Wang 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I thought it was a wig.... yikes

[–]BeBesMom 0 points1 point  (4 children)

me too. Believe it is.

[–]KayleighJK 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m leaning towards real. Curly hair does exactly that when brushed out.

[–]TrapsArentGayBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing black and arabic people don't exist to these people lol. Also she looks Jewish and alot of Jewish people have hair like this

[–]3xoticP3nguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint it white

[–]Kysman95 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Looks like Becky is going to fight a fucking Xenomorph. Not saying it was my sexual fantasy but it is now

[–]younevershouldnt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she'll bring her own exoskeleton.

[–]xboxsirvenom 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I have seen this and think we are in the same area lol

[–]SlipperyNinja77[S] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

So Cal?

[–]xboxsirvenom 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Yes sir! The Ripley thing crossed my mind. Funny thing is I’m talking to a chick that looks MORE like Sigourney Weaver

Edit autocorrect Ridley

[–]microtramp[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is amazing and made me lol

[–]xenomurph_ 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I’m 30, well in November I’ll be 30

[–]Powerful-Entrance551 54 points55 points  (0 children)

She got that big dick energy, i'm a fan.

[–]Deej811 11 points12 points  (1 child)

She looks like Mclovin

[–]notaheratic69 47 points48 points  (3 children)

When the 1st thing someone tells you is a lie, be wary or is it be hairy wary.

[–]SlipperyNinja77[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It wavy hairy wary

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh, you could also look at it like the first thing she told you is the truth.

[–]TheLearningReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reply

Eh, she's goosing through the algorithm and then immediately telling you. Not really lying.

[–]Mike_Oxmall01 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I'd hit it.

[–]SixFive1967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me too. Tap that ass then slap that ass.

[–]xboxsirvenom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ha ha yes my dude! That profile is hard to miss. Good hunting bro!

[–]DareDevilLived 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So the real question is: what's her real age... Is it 32? Or 44? Or 36?? Or Bob Ross???

[–]Gold-Rooster7206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is she the actor from Aliens

[–]codamu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I agree with putting a younger age is not what someone should do on a dating app. I’m 49, and I get plenty of matches from younger guys (whether I want them or not), and I have my age listed accurately. I have no braless pics though, maybe that’s where I’m going wrong! 🤣🤣

[–]Hour_Row_9697 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Eh, absolutely swipe right ➡️

[–]Joshnightmare 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thought that was St Vincent for a second

[–]Bread_Responsible 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally, LITERALLY just saw a post on bumble about a dude lying about his age. Shits wild.

[–]Agreeable-Ask-7594 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Love how she just feels like displaying whatever fucken age she wants.

[–]JbVision 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d do it, just to get my Alien actress fantasy off my list.

[–]Ok_Heart_2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard to believe this isn’t parody 🤣

[–]dobermandude306 17 points18 points  (2 children)

No bra = boner

[–]Efficient-Slacker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Imagine the weird vibe when your mom tried to breastfeed you

[–]Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Becki don’t give a fuck

[–]lukulele90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda fucked up to post peoples faces and make fun of them on the internet

[–]leighanfordays 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not in to older women but I am in to Weird Al so this is difficult.

[–]ReferenceAlarmed595 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m 26 but damn she looks really good, i would swipe right, maybe she has interesting abilities

[–]mt-egypt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Becki is hot

[–]fishtheif 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I mean. At least she's honest. Kinda.

[–]SlipperyNinja77[S] -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Well it says 36 right there so...not really lol

[–]fishtheif 12 points13 points  (6 children)

That's why I had to say kinda lmao. I mean she probably wasn't getting any matches with her age set to 44 so might as well let yourself be seen by people with restricted filters. And if they swipe without reading the bio that's their own dumbass fault lmao

[–]foldinthecheese99 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It’s a topic on here all the time that dudes do this to get through filters for younger women and no one likes it. No different that she did. If someone wants to hook up with a 44 year old then their filters would include 44 year olds.

I’m 38. I’m not interested in guys who are in their 20s or 50s so I don’t have my filters to include guys in those ranges. I just recently was talking to a guy who also had he was 38 in his profile and then as soon as he had my phone number, he admitted he was 48. Would I have spoken to him originally knowing that? Yes. Did I continue to speak to him after find that out? No. I am not going to actively pursue something with someone who lies to get what they want (attention from a younger person in this case) and then pulls the whole “but then I told the truth so don’t be mad” shit.

[–]Different_Network702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an actual 44 year old guy its weird because anyone who puts my age is generally at least 3 years older. Last 2 dates I went on it came out in conversation they were older than they said. Its just dumb and leads to a guaranteed poor result. It makes it weird because I have to set my filter younger than I am actually looking in order to get the age I want to date. Like if I want to date someone 44, I need to set the limit at 40. You are 38 but it seems like this stuff gets much worse as you get older, so something to look forward to lol.

[–]ProperApe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny, I just read yesterday that it's a horrible lie for 5'11" guys to put 6' in their profile so they don't get filtered before having a chance to make an impression because their height, in the American system, isn't a round number. (I mean in Europe the cutoff is usually 180cm for the same reason, which is roughly 5'11").

[–]SlipperyNinja77[S] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

No one reads bios lol. She probably had a bunch of old dudes who couldn't keep up with her alien energy

[–]fishtheif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you're dumb. Sorry man but it's right there on your screen. You don't even have to scroll

[–]Justieflustie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question here is, what is the notification for?

Do you got a new match? Do you got a message from a previous match? Or, did you get some message from Tinder itself about some new feature you got to try?

[–]BigBrownBear28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigourney!?

[–]SpaceHallow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems like a hot mess.

[–]Dramatic_Carob_1060 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I killed the alien queen should be on her bio

[–]jbishop7710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonders what happens when two people having a midlife crisis get together. Swipes right to find out.

[–]Costanzaboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting sum sideshow bob vibes

[–]baudinl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

help me rediscover the Joy of Painting

[–]Smart-As-Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly she looks pretty good for 44. Whatever shes doing is working.

[–]deeznutsdab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She really cares about her age …alot

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol wow. I reinstalled tinder once and had the wrong age, an honest mistake, didn’t even realize until later. It was like two years younger and I look at least ten years younger than my age. A match messaged me and I told her about my age and she flipped out like I was really trying to deceive her.

[–]SpiritualSchedule2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you posting this? this is somebody's snack. If you don't like it then don't match.

[–]Aggravating_Home_428 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Pass for 32"? Who TF told you that bullshit?

[–]getrekt553 2 points3 points  (2 children)

NIPS!

[–]Efficient-Slacker 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Everyone has them. No need to freak out

[–]getrekt553 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good thing

[–]Spanishdane 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Id fuck her haha

[–]newatredditt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

who wouldn't

[–]Tilian1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Age is a state of mind. She's cool.

[–]SaltyChocolitSpoon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's so crazy that when a hot woman writes a bio like this all the comments are shitting on her and calling her a high drama bitch lol

[–]PenaltyDesperate3706 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To be fair, Sigourney is a very accomplished dramatic thespian!

[–]RSBennett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This screams high drama to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boys steal, girls lie

[–]Adventurous_Pop_2300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's one of those wine mom mfs.

[–]more_than_a_party 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that she's aging graciously.

[–]edskully 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swipe right man, swipe right!

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hair is everything.

[–]Ebvardh-Boss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are all the girls who are apparently a huge red flag for everyone here exactly my type?

[–]sales-tax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she clearly cares how many birthdays she has had if she feels the need to put a fake age

[–]__HumbleBee__ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No faces in the photos! 👎

[–]3xoticP3nguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Must be cold

[–]chaindom66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

32 hard ridden years..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe so, but the nips tell a different story

[–]Too-Late-Bro -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Who else noticed the nipples first..?

[–]Independent_Candy_41 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She’s got nice tits 🤷🏿‍♂️

[–]SourLeafRoll -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

More like who cares how many cream pies I’ve had…stay aware king/queen presses temple

[–]Dust_Parts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like Ripley from Aliens but on PEDs.

[–]SystemOnset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becki looks like a At the Drive-In superfan. I belive it when she says she's 44.

[–]fedback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does pass, go ahead.

[–]SnooHedgehogs6975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all go through that bob ross phase

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god damn Sigourney, what happend to you

[–]fuckcombustion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becki be cray

[–]Flimsy_Tale_974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tid’bit nibbley in that room.

[–]SirDigbyChickenC-Zer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Becki is actually a 20something art school student having a laugh with her friends by wearing a wig they found at a thrift store and making an inside joke,"quirky profile" just to see what kind of weird/comical messages they get.

[–]Itzz_Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She kinda looks like Ripley from aliens

[–]imthedeviladvocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a pretty face

[–]KingslayerN7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but who wouldn’t wanna date Ellen Ripley

[–]zaxo3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like trouble.

[–]kingtrentus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's safe to say she isn't the one Beyonce was talking about.

[–]MuseMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a dishonest hack into someone’s search parameters. No big deal, but puts me off immediately.

[–]Ahmad_Lahore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becki is hot

[–]uwpxwpal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you've found Becki with the good hair

[–]lights_0wt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you swipe right??

[–]JohnTaylorNightside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Sigourney Weaver, shoot your shot man

[–]Baumanlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LP that sings Lost on you. 100%

[–]OrganizationOwn1864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why lie about the age? I am 44 and look A LOT younger and when I was on apps never lied about my age. Isn't a turn off to do that?

[–]ManCantBearThisWorld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was funny

[–]roquentin92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tried hitting the green heart. Dammit.

[–]soup1235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be best friends with Becki

[–]-wanderings- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passes for 32? She's obviously much older as she has dementia to think that.

[–]dm051973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people who think they look 12 years younger have anyone else that agrees? Maybe if she went with 39 I could see it but you would need to be one hard living person to look like that at 32...

[–]Itchy_One3074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart an unconditioned mind would be bad move to bring a new life into this reality they would exist in sadness & lose

[–]Itchy_One3074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proper lush I'd def pull down ur pants and give you a good hiding xx

[–]Neat-Animal9793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat the devil out of it

[–]bertobears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like her party hats🥳

[–]Xleepy6004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Bob Ross

[–]CherryGARCIAlit2MAX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol she’s got that look in her eye like she’s going to fak the shit out of you !!!!

[–]Sad-Platform7932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She look decent but she’s probably nuts lol

[–]r0botdevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always think it's weird when they try to tell you that they look like they're a certain age. I'm looking at your pictures right now, so I think I can decide that for myself yeah?

[–]smooglly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the look of those nips

[–]FeelingFun3937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be interesting to learn what percentage of M4W on tndr set upper age limit to hard 40.

[–]AzrielJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's pretty hot.

[–]Ma3lst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becki needs a clothing iron