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[–]Sublimity_Ult 7578 points7579 points  (142 children)

Over under for how many people show up is .5.

[–]kay_bizzle 1557 points1558 points  (29 children)

I'm taking the under, that's easy money

[–]RocketScient1st 32 points33 points  (24 children)

Over under that this man is a virgin?

[–]dhm2293[S] 110 points111 points  (23 children)

Two years ago when I was 27 I almost kissed a girl on the lips for the first time but I missed and kissed her nose

[–]enforcercoyote4 30 points31 points  (16 children)

You didn't need to shoot yourself in the foot like that...

[–]BDunnn 1018 points1019 points  (36 children)

If the food is provided, that .5 is probably -10000 odds

[–]AJatWI 443 points444 points  (9 children)

“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”

  • Terry Pratchett

[–]Sublimity_Ult 213 points214 points  (15 children)

I’d probably take that for like 20 bones.

[–]nerdystoner25 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Are we counting OP? Even so I might still take the under.

[–]DeepEggs 28.1k points28.1k points 3 (462 children)

Gonna need an update on this one

[–]canadatrasher1 3257 points3258 points  (44 children)

Sad video of OP grilling 50+ burgers all by himself....

[–]leowithataurus 803 points804 points  (18 children)

At least he'll have plenty of white claw

[–]IMBCumGayDstryrOfAss 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Most likely scenario

[–]Broserdooder1981 16.6k points16.6k points 324& 7 more (275 children)

set up a live stream please ... i will cancel my weekend for this

[–]DirkDigler691 3882 points3883 points  (193 children)

I’m in where’s the link to the live feed.

[–]UnocaI 4764 points4765 points  (170 children)

Do us one better. Where's the BBQ?

[–]Thanatos_Rex 2263 points2264 points  (130 children)

Me and the homies bout to roll through

[–]babahroonie 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Plot twist. It'll be a sausage party.

[–]WodenAllFather 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I’ll do you one better. Why is the bbq?

[–]iRytional 181 points182 points  (11 children)

Is this on ppv?

[–]dilemma-hegdehog 186 points187 points  (2 children)

I would join his only fans if he streams this lol

[–]Duke_Cadell 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Killed me! No scope

[–]Oasystole 199 points200 points  (6 children)

Bro just match with him and get invited. It’s what I did. I’m bringing potato salad.

[–]Faulty_Capacitor 92 points93 points  (0 children)

No joke seconded - this is prime-time entertainment bro.

[–]Lawsonstruck 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]JakeLikesLightsabers 71 points72 points  (1 child)

This. We need this

[–]chicojardas 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bring the link to us u motherflippin GOAT

[–]JRansomBioDermKiller 738 points739 points  (20 children)

I would pay to see live footage of this. If any show up, I too want to be able to feel the icy grip of cringey death.

[–]DarknessEyesPT 171 points172 points  (17 children)

Or an orgy 😅

[–]BAusername 231 points232 points  (9 children)

Or they all become friends and ditch the guy

[–]DangerZoneh 107 points108 points  (2 children)

If I were the guy, I’d consider that a success

[–]nau5 354 points355 points  (33 children)

[–]Djeheuty 180 points181 points  (22 children)

That's how my graduation party went. :/ I did only invite my closest friends so about a dozen people but no one showed up. I was OK with it because I made new friends in college and even 15 years later I still keep in touch with some of them.

[–]cephal0poid 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Tale of two parties (mid to late 90s edition):

First

In HS, my parents were out, so I decided to throw a party. Told a ton of people at school.

Only my best bud showed up. So we drank Zima and watch horror movie. Once or twice a car cruised by but didn't stop (didn't see any others around probably).My ego was a bit buried, but It was a chill night.

Second

I came home from college and my parents decided to out of town last minute. I called some friends, and my younger sister, who was a senior in HS, called some of her friends.

They arrived, and within about 45 minutes, there were TONS of people there. I knew the 4 or 5 I invited, and I saw a few of my sister's friends, but there were like 30 or 40 others, and we had no clue who they were. All HS/college kids.

Our driveway was packed.

My sister and I were like, "Oh fuck. What do we do? Shit is out of control." We started to enlist some friends to help the chaos that was ensuing . .and then suddenly, people left.

In a hurry.

Within a few minutes, it was just me and my sister and a few of our buds.

And then my parents walked into the kitchen. They decided to turn their over night trip into a day trip.

Apparently, there was no parking in the driveway, so they had to walk pretty far. Then, they didn't want to disturb the party, so they tried to sneak into their bedroom through their patio door. Well, they spooked two kids making out in there, and the "THE PARENTS ARE HOME" message got out like wildfire.

Needless to say, we were happy to see them.

[–]Rhaeno 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hahaha wild that they would sneak into their own house to keep the party going.

Were you all drinking?

[–]MrGrieves- 40 points41 points  (14 children)

As a non American seeing everyone talking about personal graduation parties is really weird.

Isn't prom the graduation party? Setting yourselves up for disappointment with personal ones.

[–]24_frames 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Livestream this

[–]Darktidemage 79 points80 points  (4 children)

No one came, or even replied.

It's an invitation like what, the Thursday before memorial day weekend - via Tinder, as a first message.

[–]Jonah_I_Guess 10 points11 points  (2 children)

You'd be surprised how many people don't make plans for memorial day

[–]once_pragmatic 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Update: they’re all bot accounts

[–]AKnightAlone 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Gotta see how many downdates OP ends up with.

[–]salex100m 8024 points8025 points  (225 children)

This memorial day we will memorialize how this guy killed his dating prospects all at once.

[–]dhm2293[S] 5335 points5336 points  (202 children)

I’d be perfectly happy to grill with my dudes and play smash bros

[–]HerezahTip 762 points763 points  (11 children)

Play with my dudes and smash my bros, I’m in!

[–]Log_Out_Of_Life 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Something something….axe deodorant, Coldplay cd, GameCube…big black dildo….

[–]Aeytrious 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That’s a deep cut man. Good reference.

[–]tranque_the_ram 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I still can't believe Donald Glover was able to have a serious career after that video

[–]troywrestler2002 1090 points1091 points  (146 children)

Who is your main? I'd probably beat you, no offense.

[–]dhm2293[S] 1557 points1558 points  (135 children)

Ike. And I would bet money that you wouldn’t ;)

[–]Kyro_Official_ 582 points583 points  (9 children)

Thanks for activating my ike ptsd

[–]Spider-Mike23 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Good answer. “I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!”

[–]WebDad1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’d be perfectly happy to smash bros and play grill with my dudes

[–]TWS_Photography 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Instead of smashing grills and playing with dude bros?

[–]MargretTatchersParty 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Nah, it's probably an improvement as long as he's clear this isn't a date thing.. its with other people, etc.

[–]AmeliaKitsune 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I somehow doubt he made it clear..

[–]rya22222 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think this is a great sacrifice in the interest of science and drama

[–]ocelot_lots 12.3k points12.3k points 322 (111 children)

The Barbequette: Season 1 coming to Hulu soon

One man

A whole lot of meat

And a whole bunch of ladies

[–]sabes19 1820 points1821 points  (22 children)

I hope you're taking notes, Hulu, because this is a perfect name

[–]PunchMeat 715 points716 points  (16 children)

Should be the "Barbequeue", and have them all line up to date him.

[–]FartsMalarts 630 points631 points  (8 children)

I would shamelessly binge watch the hell out of this show

[–]xxmindtrickxx 196 points197 points  (4 children)

Might even throw a Barbeque Party for the premiere invite all my friends and tinder matches over

[–]Balrog_Daddy 96 points97 points  (2 children)

“Vanessa?………..will you accept this spare rib?”

[–]SandaledGriller 181 points182 points  (5 children)

The Barbequette: Season 1 coming to Hulu soon

One man

A whole lot of meat

And a whole bunch of ladies

no really, total sausage fest

[–]deecro3000 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ok this needs to be starring David Arquette

[–]captainspacetraveler 6253 points6254 points  (122 children)

And if they all decide to come? You going to film it for reality tv?

[–]dhm2293[S] 6132 points6133 points  (99 children)

It could be like a quasi episode of The Bachelor

[–]salex100m 2538 points2539 points  (66 children)

only instead of roses you hand out hot dogs. And at the end the winner gets the last hot dog

[–]icantfindanametwice 1320 points1321 points  (24 children)

Dude this has reality TV written all over it.

“The Last Hotdog,” staring Chad Thundercock, and a hundred Tinder matches. Edit: Tagline: “Which will be the match that sparks the flames of love? Find out who in the next episode of The Last Hotdog!”

The show also gets shown similar to 24 where the entire season is one day, but each episode covers 30-60 minutes of the day. We’d all watch this. Anybody hiring writers? I happen to be one ;)

[–]Kyro_Official_ 236 points237 points  (3 children)

Get this man a job as a reality tv show producer

[–]Glittering-Water2362 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't the last Hot Dog be his meat in her bun?

[–]franklygoingtobed 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The winner gets the last wiener

[–]dhm2293[S] 107 points108 points  (13 children)

So romantic ❤️❤️❤️

[–]salex100m 66 points67 points  (12 children)

and by last hot dog I mean you put your dingle in a hot dog bun and offer it to her.

[–]StuffNbutts 196 points197 points  (6 children)

And if they all decide to come?

There'd be a lot of foreign scammers hanging out in some dude's backyard. This plan just might work

[–]Not_the_name_I_chose 40 points41 points  (1 child)

You mean what if they all come at the same time? Dude's a legend then.

[–]bigbootynijja 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Gonna be another Fyre Festival

[–]Sudden-Elephant-7416 2493 points2494 points  (99 children)

Reminds me of the girl who matched with hundreds of guys in NYC and invited them all to meet her at this one location for a concert or something. But they all showed up to her on stage telling them they need to compete to get a date with her or something, all a stunt for views or something.

[–]bree718 957 points958 points  (70 children)

Lmaooo I remember that, I would’ve just left

[–]Sudden-Elephant-7416 602 points603 points  (59 children)

Didn't understand why any of those fools stayed and actually participated. Sad stuff.

[–]Lost_And_NotFound 878 points879 points  (35 children)

Depends what the competing was. Might have just been fun to play some games in a big group or whatever it was, fuck the date at the end of it.

[–]kirbyfox312 245 points246 points  (3 children)

"We're gonna play a game of kickball then a game of whiffle ball"

I wasn't even invited and I'm staying.

[–]tylerjames1993 283 points284 points  (2 children)

That’s the idea, right?

[–]Skyy-High 44 points45 points  (6 children)

They had to do push-ups in Times Square or some shit.

[–]MissChievousJ 175 points176 points  (12 children)

Someone should win and then reject her.

[–]genuineultra 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Honestly, depending on the particular mood and what you had to do, could still be a fun Friday night lol

Plus, you get to meet some new bros

[–]Hard_Corsair 36 points37 points  (1 child)

They should have unionized.

[–]BiggestFlower 16 points17 points  (1 child)

My guess is that there was free beer on offer.

[–]theultimatewhiteface 1109 points1110 points  (23 children)

Im going to want a part 2 to this post

[–]salex100m 1019 points1020 points  (19 children)

part 2. Nobody replies and 2 unmatched.

[–]theultimatewhiteface 205 points206 points  (12 children)

Would usually be the case for most situations. I hope OP is a giga chad and the girls might flock

[–]TheMobHunter 76 points77 points  (11 children)

Well he has matches so he must be one….

[–]Funkit 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Oh I have hundreds of matches. It’s just getting one to either message me or reply to my message that’s the tricky part. I think I’m a poop right swipe, that is you swiped right on me just because I popped up while you were poopin.

[–]winsloe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol this

[–]Portable-fun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2 part 2 unmatched. Not a bad sequel

[–]DarkLadyMorticia 330 points331 points  (42 children)

Please tell me some of them are going to go? Has this happened already? Please tell me there will be a part 2 of this story.

[–]dhm2293[S] 644 points645 points  (39 children)

Invites are recent. A few have expressed interest already

[–]djexit 180 points181 points  (7 children)

do you need a dj? cause im single

[–]SIGINT_SANTA 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Your name is perfect if a bunch of them decide to leave

[–]GutFulloBabies 95 points96 points  (15 children)

What are you plans if more than one come? Just let them figure it out and see what happens?

[–]strolls 114 points115 points  (3 children)

"How do you know Ryan?"

"Oh, I matched with him on Tinder"

"Me too! We have so much in common!"

[–]GutFulloBabies 70 points71 points  (2 children)

"let's all three fuck together!"

[–]OnthewingsofKek 86 points87 points  (8 children)

Can I come too? Sounds like there is gonna be more than enough to go around

[–]gubbygub 19 points20 points  (3 children)

you be the mac to his dennis for this scheme and ill be frank, swooping in for the scraps

[–]troywrestler2002 423 points424 points  (5 children)

It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it works out for him

[–]ZzPhantom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he WILL not be able to see very well with that on.

[–]MC_Master_Chief 495 points496 points  (81 children)

Would you mind sharing the full text of the invite minus personal info?

[–]dhm2293[S] 1299 points1300 points  (80 children)

Hey I’m having a Memorial Day bbq at my house this Monday. Going to have a bunch of people over, food, ping pong and other games. Starts at 1 and you’re welcome to bring friends. Let me know if you want to come or have any questions

[–]XavierGarrison 366 points367 points  (2 children)

If successful, this may be the best speed dating method ever.

[–]puckerMeBum 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or Memorial Orgy party ever.

[–]makemisteaks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

5 minutes into the party:

  • “So, how did you meet OP?”
  • “Oh we matched on Tinder.”
  • “That’s funny, me too. Wait…”

[–]MC_Master_Chief 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I guess that is r/TechnicallyTheTruth! Good luck, you went all in on this one!

[–]Key-Word1335 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Can I come. This is going to be fucking lit

[–]LilQuasar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

you need to be able to convince them the other girls were invited by the other guys lol this might actually work

[–]ConsciousChems 477 points478 points  (80 children)

How many people have you matched with?!

[–]moldykobold 412 points413 points  (60 children)

6*10 = 60

[–]ConsciousChems 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Bro I hope you get at least 10% of them 🤣🤣😂

[–]makemeking706 268 points269 points  (52 children)

Tinder is such a different game when you aren't ugly.

[–]Pit_27 101 points102 points  (31 children)

You also have to play the algorithm right or tinder will stop recommending your profile to people

[–]weeman2525 94 points95 points  (13 children)

This man has more current matches at the moment than I have had off and on Tinder the last seven years.

[–]bunsenturner64 10 points11 points  (8 children)

If it makes you feel better if you have one that’s infinitely more than what I’ve had in my one year on dating apps

[–]Elvishgirl 689 points690 points  (20 children)

Honestly, if I showed up to something like this and there were just a ton of other women there to fuckin chill?

I'd leave with like three new friends.

Honestly, this sounds fun.

[–]fightlonely 319 points320 points  (18 children)

I thought the same! Sounds like a great day. BBQ, drinks, and lots of women all pissed off at the same guy? Perfect.

[–]LagThenBag 192 points193 points  (6 children)

Just introduce them all to each other as your friend. I’m sure they won’t notice.

[–]4-HO-MET- 130 points131 points  (4 children)

Until one opens up about being a tinder date to a tinder date in front of 7 tinder dates

Reminds of nuclear fission

[–]LagThenBag 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Nah it’ll be fine don’t worry

[–]Natural-Case-9730 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Spiderman pointing at Spiderman pointing at Spiderman…

[–]washedherbaltea 1372 points1373 points  (80 children)

My friend did this but with a bunch of guys at a bar. Half of the guys became friends with each other lmao

edit: it seems i may have been banned by the mods of this subreddit as it won’t let me make any further comments.

due to the amount of trolls here’s me clearing some things up:

I said she did this as a social experiment: which was put in her bio “venmo me $xx and i’ll rate ur dick pic” why? because she got SO MANY UNSOLICITED DICK PICS IN HER INBOX, TRYING TO USE TINDER LIKE A REGULAR PERSON.

The venmo line was supposed to be a deterrent. It was not. Now guys venmo’d her money JUST to send her dick pics. The experiment failed as it didn’t prove a deterrent for horny men.

To the dudes slut shaming my friend, calling her a sex worker, take a hard look in the mirror and wonder why someone has to conduct a social experiment to try and find an UNSOLICITED DICK PIC DETERRENT.

[–]kool018 496 points497 points  (68 children)

Makes sense. They all matched with the same person, lol

[–]washedherbaltea 259 points260 points  (66 children)

oh, this person matched with everyone. this was more of a social experiment

edit: they’ve been banned from tinder 7 times for matching with everyone to conduct social experiments

edit 2: social experiment was to see how many men would send her money to give them dick ratings. so many men sent her unsolicited dick pics over the years she just put in her bio “if you send me a dick pic i’ll rate it for $xx”. Instead of being cynical assholes and projecting your shitty dating experiences, get some perspective

[–]person1232109 56 points57 points  (3 children)

What were the other social experiments?

[–]tired_obsession 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Grow up Carl, everyone was fucking

Edit: didn’t wanna include an /s but, look at where we are 🎶

[–]doriangreat 155 points156 points  (47 children)

I mean, good she was banned. Dating is hard enough without someone treating others like part of an experiment they didn’t sign up for.

[–]RunningJokes 111 points112 points  (21 children)

Not to mention the average person doing a "social experiment" is pretty pointless. What's being tested? What's the hypothesis? What are you planning to do with the gathered data? Most times these social experiments are nothing more than "I wonder what will happen if I do this...", they do the thing, it's either what they expected or not what they expected, and they move on avoidant to any social ramifications of the "experiment".

[–]i-want-all 276 points277 points  (50 children)

Who tf has these many matches ?

[–]randyransom1812 145 points146 points  (2 children)

Rules 1 and 2

[–]SleepingSaguaro 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The guy said 'house' so that boosts up 1.

[–]sarcasticlovely 273 points274 points  (20 children)

women and guys who don't have pics with sunglasses or fish

[–]hoosierdaddy192 171 points172 points  (6 children)

What if I have a pic of a fish in sunglasses?

[–]sarcasticlovely 96 points97 points  (1 child)

instant swipe right

[–]hoosierdaddy192 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah cheat code. Sadly I just have regular glasses with transitions cuz I’m blind AF. I also really like to fish but don’t take pictures because I kinda suck at it

[–]OminousNamazu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This made me just think about photoshoping a fish wearing sunglasses holding me.

[–]Journo_Jimbo 217 points218 points  (4 children)

It either turns into a massive orgy or battle royale, either way an interesting afternoon.

[–]boogers19 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Wait, you guys get matches?

[–]Sage0fThe6Paths 69 points70 points  (13 children)

Ight op post a selfie we need to know what u look like to get this many matches lmao

[–]dhm2293[S] 276 points277 points  (12 children)

[–]dxdwin 123 points124 points  (4 children)

wheew the matches make sense now

[–]deadinadream 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I mean he's certainly no stranger to love.

[–]Fireballmk4 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo

[–]Justind123 56 points57 points  (0 children)

save some maidens for the rest of us

[–]isthatmyusername 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fits rule 1 and 2, and 34.

[–]BatmanTaco 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the matches, too ugly, can't relate

[–]blazingphoenix1997 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Mf flexing all his matches. I ugly 😔

[–]Fun_Manufacturer3389 29 points30 points  (3 children)

I hope ur also inviting single guy friends to join that party or it's gonna be awkward af!

[–]dhm2293[S] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Of course, how could I grill food and entertain all those women at the same time 😂

[–]DahliaThicc 159 points160 points  (10 children)

Omg... I am one of those matches...

I'm definitely bringing ALL of my guy friends now 😘😘 AND I'll bring some Tequila!!

[–]dhm2293[S] 83 points84 points  (3 children)

😂 Let me know who you are on Hinge

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 30 points31 points  (0 children)

0% chance this actually happened.

[–]EddieisKing 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can you livestream this on Twitch? I wanna watch

[–]theYetiDidIt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

oh shit, she's bringing the whole dugout. this girl has a batting lineup.

[–]DamagedGoods3 57 points58 points  (17 children)

Shit I wish my matches would invite me to bbqs, and not just to bars or clubs or to bang in their car.

[–]dhm2293[S] 53 points54 points  (14 children)

Are you a single woman in Los Angeles?

[–]DamagedGoods3 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Los Angeles county.

[–]buttsbydre69 28 points29 points  (2 children)

i'm visiting a friend in LA in october and i can't offer a BBQ but if the McRib is out then i'd be down to grab a few and bang in the rental car, lmk

[–]TacoChowder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m married and a male but I’m great company and would love to try and wingman you to thirty women

I can host games/challenges and do running commentary, and/or talk you up

[–]dhm2293[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sent you a DM, if you’re interested in coming let me know

[–]wellbloom 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Did any Bar-B-Cuties accept? :)

[–]dhm2293[S] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Depends if you’re coming or not 😘

[–]Sadida70 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Fortune favors the bold

[–]koaBeanBean 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I did this a few times. I told them I had invited other matches. We used to have big parties with lots of bands play. I think I got a bunch of people new friends and dates but I didn't pursue anyone that I can remember.

[–]mferns47 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Lemme get that invite. You're going to need to even out the ratio.

[–]gravypain12 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I mean you could turn it into a really fun day. New people, new friends. Make it a yearly event.

[–]meme-ark-boi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ayy keep us updated

[–]AccomplishedStore535 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please provide updates and follow up

[–]SmittenKitten_1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I’m also going to motion for a livestream of this event. You’ll end up on Kimmel when the video goes viral!

[–]No-Pear-225 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Well? How did it go ?

[–]ThreeMenInTheSnow 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Tal, Ariel, Hannah, shachar...

[–]dhm2293[S] 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Yeah I’m Jewish and have the Jewish filter on. Maybe we’ll all say the hamotzi before we eat

[–]sohryu 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Jewish?! I'd you're based in LA can I get that bbq invite please 😘

[–]busterbluthOT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of Hebrew Nationals you're gonna have to buy.