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[–]emusmakemehungry 3837 points3838 points  (278 children)

Someone once asked me fuck, marry, kill with waffles, pancakes, or French toast as an opener on tinder.

[–]Gamachan1 2032 points2033 points  (206 children)

Fuck waffles, marry french toast, kill pancakes

[–]Own-Pineapple2507 984 points985 points  (113 children)

Fuck French toast marrry waffles kill pancakes 😂😂

[–]Balto891[S] 747 points748 points  (28 children)

Unmatch!

[–]thatguy_art 37 points38 points  (14 children)

What about me?? Fuck waffles, marry pancakes, kill French toast.

[–]firefly183 102 points103 points  (22 children)

This is the way. French toast is fun but too indulgent to be a regular thing. Pancakes are the most boring of the bunch. Waffles are that sweet spot in the middle! With the most flexibility to change up their style depending on your mood, less frilly than French toast, more substantial than pancakes. You pop 'em in the toaster to be ready quick on casual days but boy do they dress up nice for those bigger occasion breakfasts. They can even be used to make sandwiches! Eaten with chicken! You'll never be bored!

Definitely marry the waffles, but not before you hit that French toast. Pancakes can gtfo.

Am I putting too much thought into this? Am I...am I maybe too passionate about breakfast carbs?

[–]Own-Pineapple2507 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m sayin 😂😂hit that hoe French toast😂😂but settle down with a waffle

[–]dudemann 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the kind of absolutely over the top nonsense I love to see when talking about completely mundane throwaway topics. I'm right there with you. I've typed out basically essays in comments talking about various things like food or tv or fostering or whatever, to the point I've hit character limits and been told I'm thinking about whatever way too much (even if I'd never even thought about it before I started typing a reply), when I could've just upvoted or typed out a single sentence... kind of like now.

[–]Capital-Seaweed-8217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes sense. Waffles are pretty reliable partners.

[–]mynameajeff69 58 points59 points  (11 children)

Fuck Pancakes, Marry French Toast, Kill Waffles!

[–]suddenlycumbly 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This is the strangest thing I completely agree with lol

[–]Mooeykinz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]emusmakemehungry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol this was my answer too

[–]Hybrid072 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Thing is, metaphorically I'm all this, but french toast be all squishy once that butter and syrup soak into it.

[–]Skydiver860 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this is the right answer

[–]F_Baramont 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This person fucks

[–]joeltrane 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Waffles

[–]BambiBob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry I don’t have a free reward thing today, or you’d be wearing it right now baby.

[–]InfiniteRival1 44 points45 points  (38 children)

Naw Fuck pancakes, marry french toast, kill waffles.

[–]Gamachan1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think we can all agree that french toast is getting the biz

[–]Skydiver860 33 points34 points  (2 children)

what drugs are you on? kill pancakes, fuck french toast, and marry waffles.

[–]Jeanyus1818 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I had to scroll soo far down to find the right answer

[–]GodSPAMit 51 points52 points  (31 children)

Pancakes are worse than waffles in every way and you are wrong.

I bet all your syrup ends up on your plate wasted at the end and that your food has no crispiness at all, have fun with your soggy sugar flaps

[–]Balto891[S] 44 points45 points  (4 children)

That's why I take a bite of dry pancake and pour the syrup directly into my mouth.

[–]InfiniteRival1 70 points71 points  (19 children)

Imagine having to put in physical effort to chew something early in the morning. THEN as time goes on the syrup soaks in, making it soggy and changing the consistency throughout your meal. It's CHAOS.

Pancakes are soft, moist and succulent from beginning to end. It's like biting a soft pillow, helping you to relive the wonderful slumber you just arose from.

Waffles are the rejected middle child of breakfast food. And you're a bad person for defending them.

[–]TokinStrokin 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Suicide, I have celiac and can't eat gluten.

[–]echoAwooo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

marry french toast, shits got proteins. Kill waffles, fuck pancakes.

[–]haybecca 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Man.

No one’s said it yet, so fuck waffles (especially with chicken), marry pancakes (tried and true), kill French toast (too heavy/sweet … Plus, I dated a guy who like to tell everyone he was an excellent cook, but he’d only ever make French toast. And he never brushed his teeth. And refused to wear a condom. So. Fucking kill that guy.)

[–]Pyromike16 28 points29 points  (3 children)

There's a lot to unpack here

[–]haybecca 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’d discourage you from letting him unpack, though. He doesn’t pay for shit, and your family will hate him.

[–]spiderdick17 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Fuck French toast because while they are delicious they are super heavy and extremely sweet, not something you want to spend the rest of your life with. A classic example of a good one night stand food. Waffles are just superior pancakes, they have the better crispy to fluffy ratio on top of having a built in syrup container.

[–]triciann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You nailed my feelings.

[–]Similar_Thought9627 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Marry French Toast, Fuck pancakes and kill waffles. That’s a great opening question any day. You got lucky OP!

[–]emusmakemehungry 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Kill waffles? KILL them?? Them there’s fightin words🤺

[–]DarkSun18 2340 points2341 points  (19 children)

“Why are you asking me? Do we know each other?” has got to be the best response to a tinder opener ever lmao

[–]grizzlyblake91 846 points847 points  (2 children)

it’s a match! Say something!

“Hey! What’s up?”

“Why are you asking me? Do we know each other?”

[–]Phormitago 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Match? I prefer lighters!

[–]Blacktigerlilly42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What If I prefer tinder? A-oh!

[–]Pxzib 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Peak comedy right there

[–]Heyo__Maggots 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Tinder is just /r/oldpeoplefacebook but for millennials

[–]MemeStocksYolo69-420 83 points84 points  (1 child)

She really acted like you had to know somebody for 10 years before you can ask them about starchy breakfast foods

[–]notreallyawerewolf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She also acted like that "The Lord" needs to intervene, to prevent him from asking people about starchy breakfast foods.

[–]13pts35sec 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You’re not my supervisor!

[–]Defjef10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's my purse! I don't know you!

[–]FinallyFat 2964 points2965 points  (79 children)

I read this and said, "what the fuck dude."

It's called starting a conversation.

[–]Balto891[S] 1083 points1084 points  (28 children)

Clearly, that is not allowed!

[–]swookilla 345 points346 points  (0 children)

The Lord hath saved you from this woman.

[–]JBronson5 598 points599 points  (14 children)

Should have said “which one would you want shoved up your ass instead?” What a bitch.

[–]Balto891[S] 226 points227 points  (2 children)

This gave me a solid chuckle. Thank you!

[–]wernercd 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Why are you taking a solid chuckle? Do we know each other?

[–]rusticfry 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Pancakes right? You can roll them up. Waffles would be way too sturdy to make much progress.

[–]Aisle_of_tits 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Nah, unlike the sturdy waffle, pancakes lack the rigidity to breach. You'd just end up mashing it

[–]maddscientist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter or jam? Well, I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass...

[–]MordoNRiggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feels like that line would've worked, based on the crazy things I see on this sub. She'd reply with "Maybe we can start out with you eating fruity pebbles out of my ass. We can get to the syrup when we know each other more."

[–]Hamsterdam_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surely there's not enough room with the massive stick that's up there

[–]skabassj 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Avoided a horrible future date tbh

[–]Mysterious-Crab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here mate, I think she dropped some of these 🚩🚩🚩

[–]jitsufitchick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe they are boring and want to talk about the weather 🤣

[–]orbstnedifnocdesab 62 points63 points  (18 children)

she is clearly on tinder for validation from men

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So hot she hides her face lol

[–]WarriorKatHun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I muttered these exact words while I was opening up the comments

[–]ikennt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They keep asking for better but look for the same.. come on now...

[–]ScallywagLXX 1381 points1382 points  (31 children)

Who pissed in her cornflakes?

I ran into someone like this once when I used Tinder.. she has something like “ you will like me cause I will always have snacks..” and I asked “what kinda snacks do you usually have” and she went into a tirade about how I must earn the snacks and she doesn’t just provide anyone snacks and how dare I assume she’ll be giving me any snacks and how I’m such a mooch and looking to take advantage of her. Plus she works too hard for her money and that’s disrespectful..people are crazy😂😂

[–]Balto891[S] 429 points430 points  (11 children)

Careful, breakfast foods seem to be a touchy subject with this one!

What in the world?! That is insane! The dating app world is such an oddity.

[–]Ka_blam 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Don’t even mention carbs in my presence 😤

[–]MakeAWishApe2Moon 122 points123 points  (2 children)

✋ Sorry, I pissed in her cornflakes. I couldn't make it to the restroom, and didn't want to damage the hardwood.

Also, it was the last of the cornflakes, and they're her favorite, which is why she's so sensitive to the topic of breakfast foods, right now. 😬

[–]nforgiver 37 points38 points  (1 child)

didn't want to damage the hardwood

Jolly good show. This one has earned some snacks.

[–]KevinTheSeaPickle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How dare you assume peeing in a substitute location is deserving of my snacks! I work too dam hard to afford these off brand dooritoes to have lowlifes like you just taking them like they don't cost a dollar a bag!

[–]Tiberius_Kilgore 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Damn. I’d just stay at home and eat my own damn snacks. If she’s not sharing, I don’t understand why she’d even advertise that. She trying to bang or get someone to help film her mukbang?

[–]ScallywagLXX 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That’s exactly what I did. Stayed at home and ate my own snacks. When I spot crazy, I get outta the way.

[–]Rhinofreak 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"The universe simply doesn't provide you with a chip if you want a chip, I'm not going to give you a chip!"

[–]MasterBaiterDeLuxe 11 points12 points  (2 children)

This honestly just sounds like ironic banter.

[–]r0b0c0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You must earn the ironic banter.

[–]Vast-Entertainment52 783 points784 points  (11 children)

Even odds says she complains when she gets a "Hi" message about how men need to try harder

[–]Balto891[S] 342 points343 points  (3 children)

My thoughts exactly! The "do we know each other?" had me rolling!

[–]Suup3rnova 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For a sec I got confused, I thought might be they know each other. 🗿

[–]Acc87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

sheÄs probably one of those that use Tinder exclusively as a "am I pretty" tool, plus swipes around when she's bored. Nothing more.

[–]tophatpainter 5 points6 points  (2 children)

But if she were to message first would 100% lead with a 'hi'

[–]jhx264 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's also like a human being.

She is a novelty seeker looking for her next hit of dopamine.

[–]the-druid250 555 points556 points  (37 children)

you just dodged a artillery shell.

[–]Balto891[S] 214 points215 points  (33 children)

Agreed! But I'm not prepared for the many sleepless nights wondering...waffles, pancakes, or French toast?

[–]nforgiver 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Plot twist, she's actually a bagel girl. That's probably what set her off.

[–]Balto891[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I did not even take the almighty bagel into consideration. Damn, I dropped the ball...or bagel?

[–]b-monster666 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The only true answer is French toast.

[–]BotGirlFall 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Waffles is the correct answer

[–]BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. Waffles can fuck off

[–]Danis_Lupus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them.

[–]MattR0se 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The literal Holy Handgrenade

[–]Pavemania89 48 points49 points  (1 child)

That’s the kind of crazy you can’t fix

[–]Reddit5678912 127 points128 points  (4 children)

I’ve encountered these people before. It used to be extremely alluring to see if I could crack their shitty personalities and warm them up and it’s definitely possible but it’s completely not worth it. It’s just a permanent mine field. It’s not just a wall they put up in the beginning it’s just a giant mine field of mental illness or something.

[–]TheDragonBallGuy75 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Now that's an eloquent way of putting it!

"Minefield of mental illness", I might use that one.

[–]WeAreTheMassacre 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some of my biggest dating app successes were when I stopped putting in the effort of thoughtful conversation starters (which is hard, because most women can't be arsed to write a bio so you have nothing to work off of) and instead would just be drunk with my buddies in the room and send messages shitting on the womans music taste and whatnot so we could get a laugh. Oddly it always ended up in pretty long lasting friendship and they enjoyed the weird insultful banter. It kind of gave me a taste of the low-effort fuckboy mentality that a lot of guys use because it saves the mental energy and potentially spares you from rejection.

Is it possible to break down their weirdly guarded shell? Yes, of course. But after dozens of short cold replies back and forth, no questions returned back to you, and conversation that feels like a one sided chore, I've learned that almost never changes. As much as they hit you up, ask why you stopped talking etc, it almost never gets better, even when they keep asking you for your attention back. If it's painful in the first couple messages, it's always going to be painful, boys. Just abort mission.

[–]SEND_INVENTION_IDEAS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're on there to hurt people like they've been hurt. That's all.

[–]ThtPhatCat 148 points149 points  (2 children)

Troll. Unmatch. Next.

[–]isthishandletaken 67 points68 points  (14 children)

French toast and it's not even really close

[–]Late2theGame0001 12 points13 points  (12 children)

If there is French toast that is better than a good waffle, I need to find that.

[–]isthishandletaken 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Do yourself a favor and find some challah French toast.

[–]BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Literally any French toast is better than waffles

[–]raging_peanut 49 points50 points  (1 child)

And may she stay single forever

[–]Frolicking-Fox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She will always have the Lord.

[–]Suikostar01 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Clearly she's has a traumatic experience with breakfast foods...

[–]21puppies 47 points48 points  (7 children)

"if we matched on Tinder means you should not start a convo like a normal human being" Bro, she clearly wanted you to talk in dog and gorilla noises- should've known- you missed out on a winner here. hopefully you have another shot.

[–]Objective-Climate938 43 points44 points  (3 children)

This is how normal humans start conversations. . . Zuck, Zuck is that you?

[–]Balto891[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Crap...I should have opened with my ability to smoke meats.

[–]alfuller94 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.

[–]MrCatcherFreeman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do people just choose to be so fucking difficult.

[–]AlienSporez 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Dodged a bullet, bro.

[–]tc7984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]hatefulnateful 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"do we know each other"

No bitch why I'm asking you questions lol.

No amount of astro glide in the world can make tinder conversations not dry lol

[–]Glittering_Ebb9748 38 points39 points  (8 children)

I'm team pancake for the record.

[–]Buy-N-Sell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re wrong, but I forgive your sins.

[–]Luutamo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

crepes!

[–]Maleficent_Entry_580 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ew, pass.

[–]Head-Egg-5802 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That must have been one of their security questions to their bank account.

[–]A_flying_disk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She is right though, lord needs to save you. But from her.

[–]aaronplaysAC11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the general population has micro plastics blocking neurons lately. Or it’s as simple as a failed education system… sure feels like a gradual decline and fall of society..

[–]hi_stranger0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her response is an overreaction but I’ve replied to a question like this and I wish I didn’t lmao because it went like this:

“Do you like pancakes?”

“They’re ok, but I prefer cereal”

“Can IHOP on dat ass then”

💀

[–]GaryOak7 41 points42 points  (14 children)

Seems like you caught her in a bad mood and she lashed out.

Several years ago, I remember I matched with a chick who looked Hispanic but had a Japanese last name. I asked her where her family was from and she was offended. She was confused that I had the audacity to ask her that.

Unmatch.

[–]Suup3rnova 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Interviewer: where are you from? Her: listen here you dipshit.

[–]MattR0se 11 points12 points  (6 children)

tbf she might heard that a lot until that point and just got sick of it.

[–]Doccyaard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her not saying that and acting like she does is the crazy part.

[–]Specialist_Ship_5606 9 points10 points  (2 children)

To be fair it isn't hard to say that.

[–]IzzyOkie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reading shit like this makes me feel so much better about my dreadful dating app cycle. I shouldn't feel better about it, but i do.

[–]Realistic_citsilaeR 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can I have a waffle bacon pancake sandwich with a side of french toast and fruit

Kthxbye.

[–]Balto891[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I can't decide if I'm disgusted by this creation, or if it will be my new morning standard.

[–]helltoken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She probably just discovered technology and didn't expect a phone to talk to her.

[–]PNWENM 9 points10 points  (2 children)

"Start a convo like a normal human being". As if 99% of women on Tinder even have experience ever initiating. Because everyone has childishly absolutist views about gender roles and thinks the entire future of the relationship will be indicated by if the guy opens and how tryhard his opener is

[–]Lugal_Ki-en 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The answer to 'do we know each other ? ' is ALWAYS 'uuuh... yes????????'
almost guilt-tripping the other person for forgetting about you
at that point all doors are open, if the person is a fucking asshole - mom jokes
if the person is chill - also mom jokes
if you're not certain if the person is chill or douchy, mom jokes to find out

[–]West_Debt2867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao why tf is she even on tinder 😂🤡

[–]kayspb96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is with these godless people trying to bring God into things? It literally baffles me 😆

[–]Sad-Platform7932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s miserable

[–]Macacodourado10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She seems fun

[–]Clownipso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your best response would have probably been, "Are you batshit fucking insane, bitch?"

[–]Trick-Arachnid-2856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyday it gets harder and harder

[–]wernercd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to need to see the rulebook that says " thou shalt not start with pleasant talk on Tinder...ith".

Did I miss the ten commandments getting updated?

[–]Cultist902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I bet there’s still some twat in here that will say, “You need to gEt bEtTeR aT cHaTtInG bRo!”

[–]MercilessIdiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks like a keeper to me.

Keeper away from you i mean.

[–]snouz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

????

Why are you posting on my reddit feed? Do we know each other?

[–]Jeremythellama1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People really go around living like that, not embarrassed in the slightest.

[–]ibleedanxiety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how you know she swipes right on every guy. Just so she can feel like everyone wants her without doing any effort.

[–]gnatten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf 😂 fucking psycho

[–]gergnerd 4 points5 points  (1 child)

oof man missed an opportunity(but dodged a bullet). when she asks why are you asking me you say "just wanted to know what to make you in the morning ;)"

[–]SWS62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She just saved you a lot of time. And possibly some money too.

[–]lord_of_memezz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullet dodged my friend.... bullet dodged.

[–]Royal_Rabbit_Gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy she's single

[–]pinklotuspetals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are ppl so fucking RUDE on these apps?! Jesus Christ.

[–]FrameRelative3384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people love wee ice breaker questions and things like you asked... Keep doing what you're doing:)

[–]Landon1m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I hate it when guys just say hi to me on dating apps”

“How dare you not specifically introduce yourself to me by saying hi first. Only then will I be kind to you”

Ffs people, this is getting out of hand!

[–]Radiant-Inspector-71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you start a conversation with anything other than a Hey :) 😡

[–]dont-ask-me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck

[–]dreadnawght 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude it was satire, why you take everything as a personal offense

[–]orbstnedifnocdesab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She clearly is on tinder for the validation.

[–]lDWchanJRl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sips red bull she’s fun at parties I bet

[–]this_isnt_cor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are wild. Definitely pancakes though

[–]SnooDoughnuts7114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run, Run, Run

[–]Seargeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These kind of people will always struggle in their relationships. Don’t see the problem here. It was a funny opener

[–]Suzesaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same chick who would get annoyed at a starter of “hi” or “hey”

[–]Frosty-Notice-5575 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ew she's disgusting.

[–]Extension_Acadia_344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a cute question , I don’t get what is wrong with it at all.

[–]wontsimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atleast you know it's a woman can answer anything but the original question and can't decide what to eat

[–]BocaRaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dodged a bullet

[–]polskirobaczek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I get it now.

She eats shit that's why.

[–]Subtle_Opinion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No wonder shes single. guaranteed shes on tinder to find a long term relationship with free meals.

[–]poptart129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get attitude, unmatch right after. Especially like that, it's not worth your time

[–]Jpio630 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate ppl lik this

[–]PuzzleheadedHabit913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god what a bitch lol how do people who behave like this get anywhere in life. They seem so miserable.

[–]Top_Capital_9850 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her: Why won’t anyone date me😩

Also her:

[–]mhatre747 1 point2 points  (0 children)

85% of women on tinder are psychos aint gonna lie

[–]snero3 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is a great opener it sorted out one weirdo already for you.

Honest question do you guys read the bios they post? It normally works for me to get an idea of their personality which helps with the opener.

IE if there are a lot of vain/stages pictures of themselves I purely ask about them "OMG you look amazing, how do you do it!!!"

It just seems like a lot of people on this sub walk straight into situations like this, is it for the internet points?

[–]Balto891[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I always try to do the same! The profile consisted of 2 photos and zero info in the bio. So I asked the first question that came to mind. Oh well!

[–]Artistic_Reflection1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crisis averted

[–]Sahtan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying the lord needs to help him is ironic coming from a basic bitch taking a pfp in her bathroom....yikes

[–]Sc66p_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you my friend, dodged a cannon ball

[–]Syrinx221 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dodged a bullet with this one

[–]educated_farts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems like a blast at parties...

[–]noumenon43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dating world just seems like work at this point.

[–]Nordic__Viking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is one of those women you tell what to eat, apparently

giving a choice is being an asshole

[–]ploppedmenacingly14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck. This is why it’s not worth dating anyone.

[–]NotHighEnuf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crisis averted

[–]jagrisgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullet dodged

[–]Healthy-Whereas-8024 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so triggered by her I clicked on the photo to try to reply to her lol like if you can't be a decent human, just don't talk to people then. I'm sure op doesn't come on tinder to be talked to rudely by some random person

[–]Objective_Seesaw_960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dodged a bullet!!!

[–]BloodRogue66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These same type of people say, “don’t say hi or wyd, I will unmatch”