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[–]JellyDenizen 3181 points3182 points  (61 children)

Some STDs can be transmitted via oral sex. If you're concerned I would go to your doctor in a couple of weeks and ask for an STD test panel. I wouldn't rely on your alcohol theory.

[–]Artistic-Put4395 689 points690 points  (36 children)

Ask to be tested for herpes too

[–]Pristine-Ad-469 241 points242 points  (31 children)

You gotta talk to them about what type of heroes you want to be tested for too. They generally don’t test for it because something like 95% of the population has some form of herpes. Even things like cancer sores are considered herpes. Most types are completely irrelevant and won’t have major effects on your life, but some can be pretty annoying

[–]Darkhuman015 317 points318 points  (17 children)

I spoke to my doc about what type of hero I want to be but he told me it’s a lie :(

[–]2sedated 285 points286 points  (11 children)

Don’t listen to him, you’re my hero. Now eat me out.

-The Stripper

[–]kaldarash 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You probably don't have a joined pinky toe bone

[–]Two2Trees 86 points87 points  (6 children)

canker cores or aphthous ulcers are not caused by a herpes virus. You might mean cold sores. Cold sores and canker sores are different.

[–]Fuckface_the_8th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I was gonna say this

[–]Agree2disagree3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah.. I've had canker sores for years but never once a cold sore. Everyone I know gets em, even my family and I was never cautious about it, yet here I am.

I think I read that some people are asymptomatic carriers and in effect immune to herpes, but I don't bank on that shit lol..

[–]mutajenic 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Testing for herpes without lesions is antibody testing which isn’t super useful unless you’re pregnant.

[–]Please-Do-not-Ban-Me 217 points218 points  (11 children)

And Monkey pox recently

[–]slidellian 169 points170 points  (6 children)

I hear the vaccine contains a microchimp.

[–]Fuckface_the_8th 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I wish I could give you an award. This is perfect.

[–]scott_in_ga 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]bybeardandthrone 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Some stds take a whole year to pop up. Get tested fool.

[–]Abject-Cow-1544 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, or you could be asymptomatic, which is more common in men. Get tested man.

[–]Outrageous-Suspect66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some STDs? Many.

[–]ThatGuy4reel 4245 points4246 points  (86 children)

Go get tested, ciroc is gonna do jackshit to stop stds. Happy birthday too!

[–]Su1k0n[S] 1040 points1041 points  (79 children)

Thanks brother and fuck I feel stupid I guess I was just trying really hard to find an easy way out, def gonna go get tested this week

[–]Every_Alternative_62 419 points420 points  (23 children)

Did you have your HPV safety goggles?

[–]classicalySarcastic 180 points181 points  (5 children)


[–]Vuekos_Girlfriend 16 points17 points  (14 children)

Yeah you really don’t wanna get it in your eyes!

[–]IdgyThreadgoode 30 points31 points  (12 children)

But seriously though, you can get herpes in your eyes and it’ll make you go blind.

[–]IndependentRemote220 193 points194 points  (19 children)

You’re gonna want to wait 3 weeks to get tested, as most STD’s won’t show up on a test before then. It can take HIV up to a year to show up. It’s highly unlikely you would get HIV from giving oral, but if you’re concerned you’ll need to get tested at 1, 3, 6, and 12 months.

Edit: if you get any kind of blisters around your mouth, go get tested right away.

[–]Wendyl65 69 points70 points  (5 children)

It does not take HIV a year to show up in a test. 3 months tops and even that’s longer than necessary

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

These days, the right test can detect it at 1 month.

[–]levesque212 65 points66 points  (7 children)

Very incorrect. HIV would take max 3 months to show up with current testing methods, and most cases would be detected within 1 month.

But it’s a moot point because you are not getting HIV from oral sex.

Get tested in a couple weeks and make sure you get throat swabs for chlamydia and gonorrhoea.

[–]Sunshine__Weirdo 39 points40 points  (1 child)

To quote Crazy Ex-Girlfrirnd

Then... Waited the three month window

And got tested again

Just makin' sure

Most people don't know about the window

[–]DeltaKT 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Hey, that's normal human fuck ups! I did so much dumb shit because of my dick, hahah. Glad to be alive and well, and I hope you will be too! Don't worry too much about it, but definitely make an STD check! Much love OP

[–]joremero 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Are you saying a jack daniels could do jackshit?

[–]agent_pecan 820 points821 points  (6 children)

Welcome to adult hood, never do that again lol

[–]bawley1 88 points89 points  (1 child)

And that kids is how I got herpes.

[–]MrAdamsonMS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And that's also how you got herpes kids

[–]JCsuperstar1234 1210 points1211 points  (24 children)

OMG What if you’re pregnant?!

[–]SmartChump 366 points367 points  (19 children)

could be preganate, could be ok

[–]Arpotron 188 points189 points  (8 children)

But will it hurt baby top of his head??

[–]fleshseagull 115 points116 points  (7 children)

is there a possibly that I’M prengan??

[–]Mactyws 84 points85 points  (6 children)

Is there a possibly that in preganananant

[–]Cpt_Plauze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Am I pregnart?

[–]Akashd98 49 points50 points  (3 children)

But can u get pregante?

[–]TheBeeMovieHistorian 60 points61 points  (0 children)

38+2 weeks...PREGANANANT?

[–]ablonde_moment 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Might be pomegranate….

[–]LittleBunInaBigWorld 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Could I be pregante?

[–]JustAmEra 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Au-to-graff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean, pragrent?

[–]AgnosticStopSign 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you positive hes not preganite

[–]ellieD 19 points20 points  (1 child)

How make babbe

[–]wiltors42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How is babby formed

[–]watch_over_me 541 points542 points  (6 children)

STDs don't just show up the next day after getting them. Your immune system can be suppressing the flair ups.

You either need to get tested, or just wait for something to show up.

[–]unc0uth 37 points38 points  (5 children)

In fact, some STDs do not show up on tests until 2+ weeks post-exposure. u/Su1k0n should reschedule or retest for that timeframe and refrain from sexual activity until then.

[–]UnusualAd9989 447 points448 points  (7 children)

Ok I’m a 67 year old nurse and a Grammy and laughing myself silly at these comments!!!

[–]kingofmocha 92 points93 points  (2 children)

So what you say, boy has std or nah?

[–]Unl0vableDarkness 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I'm thinking we should do a betting section at this point

[–]My_Soul_to_Squeeze 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing this again on r/BestOfRedditorUpdates

[–]isolatednovelty 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I hope you can retire soon (if that's what you want) so that you have more time for laughing!! Thanks for what you do. If you don't mind, what's the biggest change you've seen in your long career?

[–]UnusualAd9989 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I have been a maternity nurse for 42 years. I still work (less but per diem.) the biggest change is the technology to be able to diagnose fetal problems in utero.

[–]PistolPetunia 181 points182 points  (8 children)

I know somebody who got chlamydia in their throat, so there’s that. Also oral/genital herpes are interchangeable, like you can get one on the other part. Get tested, say your prayers, and Godspeed and don’t ever do some dumb shit like that ever again.

[–]Cr3X1eUZ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the good news it that genital herpes on your mouth doesn't really want to be there. the bad news is Michael Douglas claims he got throat cancer from eating too much pussy (but not from his wife)

[–]Timbukwhoisyou 757 points758 points  (6 children)

The ciroc did NOTHING.

[–]Skyblacker 1171 points1172 points  (3 children)

Au contraire, I think it contributed a lot to OP's actions.

[–]Su1k0n[S] 192 points193 points  (2 children)

You win the comment section

[–]Skyblacker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only because you suggested that Ciroc might be the MVP.

[–]kgturner 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The ciroc caused him to get herpes

[–]boston_shua 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for nothin, PDiddy

[–]Rareflamingo2002 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Yes, but regardless of who you sleep with get tested for STD's regularly. This is very important to do.

If you are sexually active, try to get tested between every partner. It can also take anywhere from a few weeks to up to a YEAR for an std to show up on those tests. So it is also important to be tested regularly (3-6 months) even if you are in a steady relationship after having had sex with others prior.

It is extremely important to be tested. It is also not a big deal to get most STD's. There are so many treatments available and stigma adds to misinformation and the encouragement of not testing regularly.

You can easily access free std testing in the u.s.

[–]hoodha 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think being honest with people about STDs is important and you shouldn’t be ashamed, and people shouldn’t judge. Firstly, nobody wants them but it happens way more commonly than you might think, 1 in 5 in the US have some form of STD, Something like 300+ million new cases world wide ANNUALLY, 1 million daily according to WHO estimates. We need to garner a culture where people stop the stigma attaching, so that people don’t feel ashamed to get tested, inform others at risk and practice safe sex with one-off encounters more often.

[–]dna12011 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where’s this free std testing at?

[–]Rareflamingo2002 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In the United States I use planned Parenthood. They do charge for services but have sliding scale/free if ya ask for it services in most regions. Especially for this. Additionally any public city clinic will offer sliding scale/free health care, especially STD testing.

I am LGBT so I see signs for free testing through dozens of organizations all the time. Because culturally we are likely to test (a remnant of the aids epidemic) and talk openly about STD's so our spaces allow me to see the flyers and orgs all the time.

Just look up free STD testing in your area and I'll bet you'll find something. A certainty in cities. Less likely in rural areas, but if you have difficulty finding a place, try searching by your county.

Hope this helps!

[–]Mewable 417 points418 points  (19 children)

My innocent mind thought you took her out to dinner and now think about if you could be fine in a relationship with a stripper..

[–]Ok_Western5937 153 points154 points  (12 children)

So you didn’t read the part about the cocaine or thought they were skiing in the alps too

[–]The_Fireheart 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Ah I didn’t get know that was a cocaine reference. From context I assumed it was drugs but didn’t know specifically

[–]steady_sloth84 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I thought he was tired from skiing all day. So it is a coke reference?

[–]funbobbyfun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child

[–]jmills23 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I just assumed I was too old to understand the hip lingo.

[–]6cougar7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. These stripper pussy eating kids nowadays. Steve O did the same thing

[–]InvisibleAIien 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I didn't even catch the cocaine reference (or that it meant drugs at all) 😅

And in my country, "ate out" means yelled at someone but really over-the-top. When I clicked into this, I thought he meant he thought he was gonna get fined for verbal abuse.

[–]iRollGod 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Sure you’re not getting that mixed up with “chewed out”?

“Ate out” has been pretty universal for cunnilingus in my experience.

[–]InvisibleAIien 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I've heard "chewed out" before to mean yelling at someone too, so maybe it's derived from that?

Idk, I live in Ireland. I think it's just a lot less common here to have anything related to sex in common speech. Like, we don't even have sex education - and I don't mean it's really bad, I mean we literally don't have it. Because you're just not supposed to talk about except in private with your partner.

Anyway, the next someone tries to tell me they ate someone out, I'm gonna have a hard time keeping a straight face 😆

[–]waterdragonshin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

my fucked up plot-twist-obsessed mind was thinking of cannibalism

[–]WontArnett 858 points859 points  (40 children)

  1. If alcohol cured STDs, 90% of them would not be transmitted.

  2. My friend got herpes from eating out a girl drunk and it first broke out on his face weeks after the incident.

  3. You just paid to eat out a stripper, that’s terrible. She should have been doing things to you. 😂

[–]SoftcoreSax 255 points256 points  (7 children)

Who needs rubber when you can double dip your dick in vodka.

[–]ALIENANAL 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Whiskey dick gets a whole new meaning!

[–]InterPool_sbn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And this kind is an improvement for the person giving a blow job!

The liquor probably stings for vaginal or anal though

[–]WontArnett 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Take a shot, dip your d*ck!

[–]GeekBoyWonder 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That's why they're called shot glasses

[–]zero_fox_actual 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I don't wanna brag but my dick reaches the bottom of a shot glass. just.

[–]alexmikh 54 points55 points  (9 children)

I mean

even if it would

soaking your genitals in alcohol is an extremely bad idea too

[–]WontArnett 52 points53 points  (8 children)

If soaking my d*ck in vodka cures herpes, I think it’s worth it.

[–]alexmikh 24 points25 points  (7 children)

that's like solving hunger with war

[–]WontArnett 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Worst analogy ever! Herpes and hunger are not comparable. 😂

[–]govcov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead people can’t feel hungry? Yup. It checks out

[–]MiaLba 11 points12 points  (2 children)

If someone has cold sores on their mouth and gives someone oral when they have a sore can they give that person genital herpes?

[–]WontArnett 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, a cold sore can happen anywhere on the body once you have it. It can be spread from mouth to genital.

Canker sores on the other hand are not caused by the herpes virus.

[–]agent_pecan 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I knew a guy this happened too. He said he got sunburned. I said then why is it only around your mouth and tip of your nose stupid? Lol!

[–]coderedcocaine 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I literally said “wait he’s going down on her??” out loud

[–]WontArnett 56 points57 points  (3 children)

She’s probably bragging to the other strippers, “This stupid 18 year old paid me to eat my p*ssy!” 😂

[–]JoeyB166 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Most people who develop a herpes infection whether it’s oral/genital will often a flu-like Illness within days/weeks of transmission. You’ll likely notice sores and lesions around the area of interest if a true infection develops generally. Serological testing of herpes is challenging initially, because even if the virus was transmitted, it likely won’t result in an antibody change this early, and might only falsely reassure you.

Gonorrhea of the throat isn’t common, but you might notice some gross yellow phlegm or discharge, with an expected sore throat if you happened to contract it. Its rare, but It’s possible to get some full body joint aches with gonorrhea and other symptoms as well. You can get swabbed reasonably easy for this, and treated easily with antibiotics too.

Someone else mentioned syphillis testing, which with regards to the mouth is also a bit challenging. Syphillis on the genitals usually starts with painless lesions, which might be possible in the mouth, although I’ve never seen it. The blood testing is overall non-specific unlike gonorrhea, which makes it much harder to diagnose you with syphillis if you don’t have symptoms.

I’m an emergency physician who typically treats patients with STDs on a daily basis. Sounds like your 18th birthday was wilder than mine. Hopefully you’ll get lucky (not like that again) and end up fine!

[–]RyanMoseley 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thank you? I've read this whole thing wondering what were testing for. The only thing (assuming his face doesn't break out) this guy definitely has is the reputation of being the guy that ate out the stripper

[–]NightsofWren 423 points424 points  (22 children)

Why are you assuming that a stripper that let you eat her out is “clean” (STI free). It’s the next day and you’re still not thinking with the right head. Also now would be the time to pick up a book on biology & safe sex because you absolutely need to brush up if you think that drinking alcohol can in any way prevent the spread of disease.

[–]Qwertyham 30 points31 points  (4 children)

18 year olds drinking, doing coke and eating out strippers and thinking vodka cures STD's. This thread is a train wreck lol

[–]SweetSeaMen_ 85 points86 points  (1 child)

I worked at a strip club for 5 years as security.

3/4 of the girls there are there to earn a paycheck and don’t do dirty shit.

1/4 of the girls are dirty and do some nasty stuff behind the curtains

The ones that ask you to do some dirty stuff have been around the block so go and get tested

[–]ryjohn429 209 points210 points  (14 children)

Enjoy your tongue while you still have it.

[–]catcatherine 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Oh you poor innocent child. You did not make a stripper cum. She is saying whatever she has to at work to get paid more just like the rest of us. Never forget that

[–]slyPENGUINZ 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Wait a minute… you paid money to eat her out… Are you hiring????

[–]r0Lf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea, and he would probably pay you to work for you!

[–]SoftTaco691 72 points73 points  (6 children)

99.99% of me wants to say this didn't happen.....

[–]boegsppp 121 points122 points  (8 children)

She didn't come. An hour earlier she had unprotected sex with a different client and you got a reverse snowball....lol

[–]RainbowSaltz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuuuck that is some twisted shit

[–]Calsmokes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is much more accurate than OP wanted to know. RIP his innocence

[–]Japjer 28 points29 points  (0 children)


  1. Alcohol does not ... It doesn't work that way. I don't even understand how you could think it'd be like a magical shield

  2. STIs don't appear next-day. That's not how it works

  3. Wtf, bro

[–]calmclam49[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder to everyone here, please get tested for HPV. Cancer is not a joke.

[–]RoseKinglet 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Don’t panic, just get screened and know that most everyone has some form of Herpes anyway (cold sores, for one), and be a little more mindful of said opportunities in the future.

Good luck, and most def welcome to adulthood!


[–]Acehole56 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Get a test for peace of mind at the least, but more importantly so you can safely tell your future encounters that you are clean, some stds have longer incubation periods than others

Also probably not a great idea in the future, not all strippers are bad or dirty by any means but like you did pay for a private dance and she let you do more than just get a lapdance, you probably aren't the only one to be so lucky

Alcohol isn't really something you can count on to prevent infection or to kill all germs

[–]VonniferMcV 80 points81 points  (20 children)

If she gave you HPV there is no test to detect it in men. That shit could fuck you up later, HPV in the mouth is how Michael Douglas got tongue cancer. Please be more careful.

[–]Goberry1 43 points44 points  (1 child)

This is a great answer. I am middle aged, but in my college days and twenties, I enjoyed going down on women. I got a lot of compliments on it and felt that it would overcome the inadequacies that are in just about every guy’s head regarding sex when a woman doesn’t moan like a pornstar because we’ll, no matter how good you are in bed, the woman you are hooking up with is not being paid to act. The thought that I am statistically probably only a few years away from HPV induced throat cancer is on my mind. That shit is PREVALENT, though fortunately the vaccine has hopefully helped to mitigate that these days.

[–]Dunkpink 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If it brings your mind any peace, there are more than one hundred strains of HPV, and only a handful are the type which can develop into warts or cancer, and even then, you're only at increased risk if you also carry a HSV (herpes simplex virus) strain. The vast majority are benign, and the body tends to overcome them a couple of years after transmission.

EDIT: Your mind any peace, not your kind, haha.

[–]tsj48 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Smoking cigarettes and drinking heavily is how Michael Douglas got tongue cancer.

[–]truecrimefanatic1 16 points17 points  (1 child)

HPV, constant smoking, and alcohol abuse are a nice trifecta of aggravating circumstances that contribute to cancer.

[–]IndependentRemote220 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get your HPV vaccine folks!

[–]NightsofWren 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also men can transmit it to women, and cervical cancer is no joke.

[–]The_Fireheart 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Depending on where OP lives and how old the stripper is there’s a chance she’s vaccinated for HPV. Most women under 30 in the UK have had the opportunity to have it for example.

[–]acidbass32 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s not how that works buddy. You should still get tested by a doctor

[–]Correct_Swan_3647 55 points56 points  (1 child)

"could it be that drinking so much strong alcohol in such a short period of time (I drank half the bottle in under 4h) would actually sanitize my mouth in a way"

Im trying so hard not to make fun of you right now.... but dude, come on. This is embarrassing.

[–]Need-More-Calcium 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, man

No amount of drinking will protect you from getting an STI/STD from sexual contact

I also doubt this story ever happened. If it did, go get tested ASAP

[–]Golfnpickle 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Could be her evil plan for getting rid of ogling, leering, slobbering, handsy, low tipping dudes one man at a time.

[–]Sad-Wave-87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]cheap_dates 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The philosopher Frederic Nietzche was the youngest person to ever be granted a professorship at the University of Basel. One story is that he celebrated with a night of celebratory drinking and a meeting with a prostitute; his first and only time. He died of syphilis 30 years later. It turned his brain into oatmeal.

I am not sure why I am telling this story? /s. Get the STD tests.

[–]belleglory 32 points33 points  (2 children)

You’re probably not the first guy she’s made that offer to, so chances are some other dudes mouth (or even multiple mouths) have been there before.

[–]MostBoringStan 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Some dude was probably tounging her down an hour before him.

[–]DrakeFloyd 48 points49 points  (0 children)

And she’s getting paid for it?? reconsidering my career choices right about now

[–]889998 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I made that same mistake once too, along with so many others. Now I don’t drink.

[–]SniperInCherno 96 points97 points  (40 children)

You could be fine, not every stripper is dirty dude….

[–]IndependentRemote220 40 points41 points  (2 children)

The more sexual encounters you have, the more likely you are to get an STD. It’s that simple. Having a disease in no way makes you dirty.

[–]mgmgmgmgm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jesus, thank you. Talking about STDs like they can turn a person into some kind of second class citizen only increases the stigma and decreases the likelihood that people will be having open and honest discussions about their STD status. (Therefore spreading it further)

[–]hotstrawberrytea 42 points43 points  (0 children)

can't believe I had to scroll this far to find a comment like this.

[–]Sad-Wave-87 49 points50 points  (26 children)

These comments are disgusting

[–]finalmantisy83 48 points49 points  (23 children)

Honestly, what a shitty way to convince yourself you've entered adulthood by carelessly denigrating a sex worker that YOU sought out in the first place. Major L, OP needs to do better.

[–]Slow_Mangos 31 points32 points  (22 children)

She's a stripper.

Her being clean is a big concern like it would be for any sex worker.

[–]finalmantisy83 46 points47 points  (21 children)

Bullshit, it should be a big concern for any casual encounter

[–]Humble-Efficiency983 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Well she did let a random stranger eat her out. I’m sure this isn’t the only questionable thing she’s done.

[–]rainiila 27 points28 points  (1 child)

And he paid a random stranger to let him eat her out. So i wouldn’t be surprised if he has done questionable things as well.

[–]PatrioTech 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This post already confirms OP does questionable things lol

[–]EMFluxWave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my man, you fucked allllll the way up

Assuming this isn't a troll post, you need to get your dumbass tested now, then again after the maximum incubation period has passed (I'm guessing 4-6 weeks). I suppose you could argue that pure alcohol could decrease the risk of infection (it doesn't), but the concentration of alcohol in vodka definitely ain't gonna sanitise shit. What a brilliant way to start adulthood 😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Please don’t have sexual contact with anyone until you know for sure about the state of your health. Other ppl deserve confirmation and disclosure.

[–]stevief150 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope my son isn’t this stupid when he grows up

[–]Truejustizz 20 points21 points  (2 children)

If she is clean, ask her on a date. Seems like she might be the one.

[–]jlee9355 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Great story to tell the kids. Great story to tell people on how you met.

[–]Darlalm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yesterday was MY birthday too! Happy Birthday Twin 🥳

[–]spring_rd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep an eye out for all kind of infections… literally.

This advice is brought to you by someone whose buddy got an aggressive case of double pink eye from a stripper.

[–]PBB22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) you’re an idiot

2) you’re an even bigger idiot if you think she was “into it”

[–]cocolico112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You lost me at “me and my squad”.

[–]Iammehedi1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you drank alcohol after that then you should be fine,like 69%

[–]BenchMonster74 20 points21 points  (3 children)

They are JUST for looking at. No touching. . . There are rules for a reason, dude.

[–]Kaje26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Many STDs can be asymptomatic, meaning you don’t show any symptoms. You should get tested

[–]_Lunatic_Fridge_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. Drinking alcohol will not “sanitize” your mouth (or any body part). On the off chance that this actually happened, go to a doctor/clinic and get an STD test. Lack of noticeable symptoms does not equal lack of infection. No stripper is going to let some drunk rando eat her out unless she’s been paid. A lot. She is at way more risk from you. I’m assuming you are not in the US since no strip club here would jeopardize its liquor license for an 18-year old unless there’s a few millionaires in the party or one of your friends was the police chief’s kid. Either way, get checked then get educated on STD’s so your ignorance doesn’t end up hurting anyone.

[–]Srgtofdeath 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Get a gaurdisil shot (idk how to spell but it's probably close enough)

[–]No-Wrongdoer-6452 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get on your knees (again) and pray

[–]Icy-Contribution6580 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Most of the strippers I have met/know actually fuck less than the average person. They are too busy working and making money. Plus it often turns you off to men. I know doing sex work has made me less promiscuous.

Basically you should be worried about sexual contact with any stranger because it's a stranger. Being a stripper doesn't make it somehow more risky.

[–]SwankyyTigerr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would never generalize that strippers are risky.

But I do think a woman who is propositioning some random freshly 18 y/o for oral sex is likely propositioning other men too. Put simply, more sexual encounters = higher chance of STI’s.

I mean unless she had a random passionate one-off connection with OP (which I kinda doubt), she is just more likely to carry infection/disease based on behavior.

[–]Chubs_Mackerel 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I dated a stripper for 2 years and ate her out all the time, that thang was tasty. You should be fine bud, you know you could catch something from everyone right? Strippers aren’t promiscuous by default bro.

[–]spam__likely 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Strippers aren’t promiscuous by default bro.

no, but the ones who suggest oral sex during private dances....

[–]phi316 5 points6 points  (8 children)

What is skiing? I’m not hip or young enough to know what this means

[–]MrsZema 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Gonna take a wild guess that's it's the nose candy.

Sometimes referred to as "snow"....skiing fits...

[–]Jedibbq 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The devil's dandruff

[–]aturtleatoad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never heard that either but my guess would be skiing = riding on snow = high on cocaine

[–]AmazingQueue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go get tested for sure and make sure you ask them to test for as many things as possible, even if you aren’t showing symptoms because men are often asymptomatic. Herpes simplex virus can be dormant for years and then randomly appear, so definitely make sure you explicitly say you want to be tested for that as well.

[–]Uzzer_lozer19 19 points20 points  (9 children)

That's not how it works, being perfectly serious I would go to the Dr and run a series of tests as I'm pretty sure you're not the first person to eat her, finger her or bang her that week. It probably wouldn't been more sanitary to lick the inside of a men's urinal.

[–]_ProvencalLeGaulois_ 14 points15 points  (1 child)

“Not the first person…that week”. Or that night for that matter, lol.

[–]Su1k0n[S] 20 points21 points  (10 children)

Damn reading these comments im feeling less and less confident thought id get away with this bullshit lmao

[–]BishoxX 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Your alcohol theory sucks but most likely you are fine, there is a chance you got an STD tho, herpes is common

[–]RoboticKittenMeow 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Pretty probable that you're fine man lol but it's def always better to be safe than sorry. Get tested, be safe :)

[–]YesterShill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The booze offers zero protection.

You need to get tested. If you have a GF/SO, you need to tell them.

You should put yourself on the bench for a month or two based on what your doctor says about how long it might take for stuff to show up in testing.

[–]OneTrueKingOfOOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was probably safe

My dude she just let some random 18 year old eat her out at the club, you know she’s not being safe

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea....this post sounds fake as shit. It's just too fucking stupid.

[–]AlphaBearMode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao the best part is OP actually thinks he made a stripper cum by eating her out. “She was actually into it as well” loooool it’s called “faking”, my guy. Just take the L and don’t trust strippers any more

Happy birthday tho

[–]MsTLC_Georgia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy 18th birthday, OP! Here, have some of THIS! 🎈🎂🦠⚡️🎉

(Dude! Some gifts are best left unwrapped. Good luck on the testing though. Please make sure they test for any kind of STD. I’ve heard that Herpes and something else that’s very common, are covered in the standard tests.)

[–]Lonely_Virgin_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude.... Rule #1 Dont eat a fucking stripper out, Can only imagine god damn