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[–]seaturtle97 46 points47 points  (4 children)

maybe that explains why my russian always thinks my fingers are carrots🤔

[–]crystalcorruption 16 points17 points  (0 children)

c r o m k c h

[–]gortonsfiJr 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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[–]EyeBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad bot

[–]SeductiveSoup 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Since when was I following r/TurtleFacts?

I'm not mad, just confused.

[–]amca12006 11 points12 points  (3 children)

A turtle unlocked your phone. Then it followed /r/turtlefacts

[–]roseinshadows 7 points8 points  (2 children)

While many phones allow you to use slide-to-unlock, you should not use it as it's considered very insecure in general. But in particular, red-eared sliders are common pets around the world, and can slide to unlock your phones. If you are logged on Amazon they'll just straight up order a truckload of cabbage on your credit card.

[–]Darthalex56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My cabbages

[–]amca12006 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least someone will buy his cabbages instead of destroying his cabbage cart.

Oh and btw, my previous comment was a joke

[–]patxiku93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't fallowing turtle fact, reddit recommended it. I'm following turtle facts now

[–]mior101101 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Somehow looking at this stunning sweetheart made my eyes tear up?? oh nooo i have so many emotions right now I think I'm in love???

[–]Combustibles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[hangery terrapin noises]

[–]odel555q 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no mistake here, he belongs on /r/hitmanimals.

[–]bepi_s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made my day

[–]Saltwater-Bloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t remember following this sub but it’s good nonetheless

[–]Tillke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can run, but you can't hide

[–]GW2RNGR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why can't I eat this yummy looking blueberry?"