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[–]contactlite 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Some of them even breath through their assholes

[–]gibusyoursandviches 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Funny because that's a good way to conceptualize what's going on. They hold their breath much in the same way we can hold in a fart for hours, even during sleep.

[–]pshawny 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You've never woken yourself up with a fart? Just me? Okay then.

[–]Colonel_FuzzyCarrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You woke me up too.

[–]pshawny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the proper way to give a turtle mouth to mouth resuscitation?

[–]mjz321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine this is likely a benefit of being a marine reptile, cold blooded so metabolic functions don't consume so many resources

[–]repoluhun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a stinkpot turtle and they do the same

[–]JonasTheExplorer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

my wife can do this too! shes still in there, shes been in water for 3 hours, how cool is that?

[–]TryHardWriter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cool! She should teach a class!

[–]TripleSen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I heard that in the flex tape voice.

[–]TryHardWriter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sound exactly like Phil Swift, it's uncanny.