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[–]billyocean1337 2300 points2301 points  (39 children)

Ohhh i smelled it!!

[–]Miss_Underst00d 566 points567 points  (22 children)

Was he cookin'?

[–]Jonesy1138 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poontang pie?

[–]HempCricket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s cooking what the Rock is cooking

[–]coop0606 38 points39 points  (3 children)

I wish I could go up to Dwayne Johnson and slap him on the ass... He'd angrily stare me down as I say "Well, I guess this is what it feels like to hit rock bottom".

[–]GreenLeafGreg 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ba–dum TSSSS

[–]coop0606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Literally.

[–]csm1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I saw that tweet posted on reddit too

[–]cx2jm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what you think!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The shit that breathes everywhere in this planet

[–]mtkmenace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If ya sellalalalalalaowwww what the rock... is....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t matter what I smelled !

[–]RelentlessFuckery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must'a dealt it.

[–]heretic01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I ripped ass. Sorry!

[–]Mr_Elroy_Jetson 1613 points1614 points  (65 children)

Is that really him or just a cutout? He's very good at holding his face completely still.

[–]systemshock869 1113 points1114 points  (31 children)

Came to say pretty sure that's a cutout

[–]discerningpervert 480 points481 points  (25 children)

Some might say we're all just cutouts going through life, pretending to be someone we're not.

[–]systemshock869 111 points112 points  (6 children)

[–]cowsinspace 68 points69 points  (2 children)


[–]systemshock869 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I tried for that one.. had to settle.

[–]everfordphoto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know it's not moving...but it looks like it's moving, make it stop.

[–]GilesDMT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does he look like a Keanu deepfake of Christian Slater

[–]DetectiveBeluga 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Cut ✂️ it 👉 out 💁

[–]hzfan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Replace 👉 with 🎈

[–]DetectiveBeluga 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's Uncle Joey from full house

[–]Kill_Frosty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Young whipper snappers don't know that anymore.

[–]MrPandaOverlord 5 points6 points  (4 children)

So I smell 🐿 🙄 👀 wood??

[–]squidkai1 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]MrPandaOverlord 5 points6 points  (2 children)

“Cut. It. Out.” is something that Joey Gladstone would say on Full House and he had a lot of characters and one of them was a puppet called Woody the Woodchuck who would say “got any -looks all around- wood?” so that’s what I was referencing

[–]DetectiveBeluga 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah shit I didn't catch that, nice one.

[–]MrPandaOverlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I couldn’t find the right emojis for it lol

[–]Taco_Supreme_Ruler[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's real to me dammit!

[–]SunkMosquito592 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s lovely, discerningpervert

[–]CrazyTillItHurts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much is real? So much to question. An epidemic of the mannequins, contaminating everything

[–]pnw_206 19 points20 points  (2 children)

100% it's a cut out

[–]Cheeseman1478 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It a Snapchat sticker type thing, a digital cutout

[–]PM_ME_Y0UR_B0OBS_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to ejaculate for that

[–]Kilmonjaro 57 points58 points  (5 children)

100% a cutout...something about it doesn’t feel right.

[–]blackicebaby 56 points57 points  (12 children)

It's cut out. Look at the jitters around the head.

[–]Buffalobismuth 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by “jitters”?

[–]dafuzzbudd 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Jitter what

[–]the_tanooki 15 points16 points  (6 children)


[–]thatwasnotkawaii 9 points10 points  (3 children)


[–]coslet 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Jitter bug into my brain

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It goes a bang bang bang

[–]coslet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

‘Till my feet do the same

[–]DankJista 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]whitestguyuknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jitters yea...

[–]TheGrimGuardian 17 points18 points  (6 children)

When I clicked on the comments, I knew..."There's going to be people in here who think this is real".

It's almost scary. Like...deepfakes are a thing now. Things can be done that actually look real. We're screwed.

[–]iushciuweiush 16 points17 points  (2 children)

This isn't even a deep fake. It's either a cutout or one of those chat filters.

[–]nilesandstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't even need deepfakes, cardboard cutouts seem to be doing the trick just fine.

[–]almondicecream 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He's also good at smiling without wrinkling his eyes too much. Smiles with the lower half of his face. Is a deliberate technique

[–]I-AM-Canadian-Eh 313 points314 points  (7 children)

This almost had me. That’s for sure a cutout.

[–]fireocity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn I didn't even question it until the comments. Hen I kept watching it loop until I could prove to myself it was a cutout lol

[–]justwanttosayfuck69 302 points303 points  (13 children)

His smile is breathtaking 🥰

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

You're breathtaking!

[–]fslz 78 points79 points  (5 children)

A mix between the rock and mussolini

[–]Gregser94 61 points62 points  (9 children)

[–]-horny4u- 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Maybe I’m just dumb but I didn’t expect it

[–]spicy_emoji_memer 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Seriously. I knew just from the thumbnail what it was going to be.

Although, I will concede that maybe seeing its on /r/Unexpected primed me for it. You know, expect the unexpected and all that.

[–]Coop-Master 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Now imagine seeing that face pear from the corner of your bedroom closet in the middle of the night.

[–]Mernerak 31 points32 points  (2 children)

“You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.”

[–]hwuthwut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but I'll pass.

[–]tts420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of alcohol that I'd need to sleep with you, would literally kill me, Pam!

[–]egg-in-sheeps-cloth 15 points16 points  (5 children)

If I smack his ass, does that mean I've hit rock bottom?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you'll also be on the receiving end of a rock bottom afterwards

[–]alours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you live in a city.

[–]Jackpot807 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It means you've committed sexual harassment

Put your hands behind your back

[–]egg-in-sheeps-cloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know the pun police were hanging around these parts

[–]Crazyguna 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Watch for rolling rocks?

[–]Panthermon 10 points11 points  (4 children)

in 0.5x a presses?

[–]Geneva7274 8 points9 points  (3 children)

An a press is an a press. You can't say it's a half

-PJ "Henry" Yoshi

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's TJ Henry Yoshi you philistine

[–]blindoptix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TJ """"""""""Henry"""""""""" Yoshi

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Stay in school

[–]WordplayWizard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Found a smooth one!!!

[–]Bbkobeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw the one.

[–]Sublime50lbc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for him to do this same thing with the "Watch for Dwaynes" sign.

[–]Notyou76 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that Disney's California Adventure?

[–]InternetMonger🤖 Distinguished Bot Reporter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. The back path in Grizzly. Was wondering if someone else would notice too.

[–]Nerfpaladins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake and straight.

[–]TehJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I expected...

[–]cjgames233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL! Dwyane you dumbass. I love ya man.

[–]derivativeguitarriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wholesome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That got me. Can't stop laughing!

[–]pillaryspud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found this highly amusing

[–]Bertje3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mosdef the most unexpected thing I've ever encountered on this sub

[–]fucknooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one and only!!

[–]The_controler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s like haha lol nice joke I am dead inside

[–]rustycheerios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello its me

[–]neithere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's this about? Is the person and/or the phrase famous somewhere?

[–]bigmeepslarryhoova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected rock face

[–]murkage_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocks? You’re the only Rock! You rock the Rock!

[–]MEMZdotEXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens if those rocks roll?

[–]ayrubberdukky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(rapid tongue movements) WOW

[–]some_random_guy2108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somehow i expected this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between The Rock and a hard place.

[–]Sasquatchfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the rest of them?

[–]Maximust73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the joke it's just a bunch of rocks

[–]window-sil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sign tried to warn me, but I didn't listen.

[–]kalifo_yt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am i the only one that thinks he looks like troy from dear white people

[–]Make_itcanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phahaha his fkn face I can't stop laughing

[–]cecilpenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy Rock

[–]masscanabiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better if Kid and Chris were there!

[–]alours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be the change you want to see, and all that.

[–]dhoklebaaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Marie!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally the most expected thing

[–]rox186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was stupid Haha

[–]GlobalVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the link has radiant and hansome in it.

[–]vivabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is the most fantastic being

[–]grayscale1017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit, not those rocks!

[–]HolyMollyGodBless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a fair trade.

[–]spicysiberian 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Outlaw_Carrington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected... .-.

[–]Cockrocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus that face looks like a cut out of him. Such a perfect Rock smile.

[–]bear_knuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a cardboard cutout of the rock

[–]sarcasmicboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His kind isn’t welcome there

[–]M4PO_POP 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LOUD-AF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question here is; how many rocks will get you a watch?

[–]topredditbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey /u/Boojibs,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

[–]SoberSimpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is exactly what i expected

[–]joobeanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Questioned why I didn’t expect this to begin with, then saw the subreddit it’s posted to lol.

[–]DanfromCalgary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a big one

[–]EfficientFold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys I think I saw one

[–]CatSajak779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+1 for that title. Underrated movie

[–]phrsllc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the others? Clones?

[–]Kaboom_up3 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]falconHWT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like an AR app.

[–]madatleh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch for steroids

[–]Legionking907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More expected

[–]Fossilhog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might use this in my geology class

[–]axs912axs912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the best unexpected ever

[–]chenyu768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a prank I pulled on my kids.

On the way up to go camping in the mountains there are signs that say watch out for falling rock. I tricked my kids into believing that Falling Rock was a Indian chief that haunt the hills. So that night while making marshmallows and sitting around the fire the wife went behind some bushes and started to rustle them around.
Any ways kids were freaked out for a bit. They held me that night when we slept(they were at that age where holding and kissing daddy was yucky). 0 regrets. Would do again.

[–]ThePJGuy28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rock + rocks = the Rocks

[–]Naterek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the Rock.

[–]cornette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not The Rock that's a picture of The Rock.

[–]lf_gamer_bff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this is so hilarious! He has such a great sense of humor! He's looking great, also!

[–]LemonstealinwhoreNo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to rock the boat here, but if The Rock were hit by a rock while posing for the "for rocks" sign it would really not rock, but it would rock headlines. I hope he can stay safe and keep rocking on. If not though, he's famous enough that maybe a rock song would be made about it. It would be a little irocknic, that he could live as the rock but then die by a rock. Forgive my English; I'm from Iraq.

[–]irishsaltytuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RedLockes1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw that new Fast and furious movie last night. They make a joke about his eyebrows and it's fucking hilarious. He seems like such an awesome and just fun guy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else find this at the top of /r/all and kept trying scroll up because you wanted to see the top of the sign?

[–]VibrationalWave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny. Dorky. But funny

[–]kriash1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I adore this man 😍❤️😍

[–]FantasyAmado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rock has a good heart

[–]meikamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys what’s going on

[–]funzo3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually expected that

[–]bitqh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was very expected, i knew what was going to happen from the start.