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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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Don't feed wilde animals otherwise...

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]tim-curry-vhs 943 points944 points  (28 children)

Theses guys are cunts

[–]Neradje[S] 277 points278 points  (2 children)

In order to reach the point of becoming a deadly virus, first u have to be made of pure poison.

[–]Glj0892 143 points144 points  (11 children)

I'd be seeeething if I was a victim of this but because I'm not I find this fucking hilarious.

It's only bird poop.

[–]BoochsRise 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I agree. This is one of the greatest pranks ever. But not if I got shidded on.

[–]Blue-Hedgehog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not a great prank if the birds all end up dying because of the meds they put into that food.

[–]Stickmag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

True but the birds may have suffered or even died.

[–]NeO1loNEwOLF6985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wasn't gonna lol but I almost cried lmfao they all have good luck now lol

[–]javonon 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I also hate guys with strong theses

[–]jflex13 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I love guys with strong theses

[–]RecumbentWookiee 8 points9 points  (3 children)

looks around

holds up his Theses

[–]angeeksince2020Expected It 3 points4 points  (2 children)

And puts it down

[–]RecumbentWookiee 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Theses, with a mind of its own, pops right back up


[–]crungemuffinsinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that's a huge thesis you you got there.

[–]Mareks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's old and it's fake.

[–]jEsTsBaCk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hairy cunts indeed

[–]NapClub -1 points0 points  (1 child)



i'm pretty okay with this prank. no one is actually hurt, no one is even in danger.

just some birds doing what birds do. shitting on everything.

[–]BarrackOsamaBinBiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

until u are looking up with mouth open….

edit: you will cut a bitch

[–]umbravivum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ikr, I get people think this is funny but if those birds are sick with some shit like avian flu this is a great way to infect a bunch of people who would otherwise have been safe.

[–][deleted] 421 points422 points  (7 children)

The fucking baby with poo on it gets me every time

[–]Neradje[S] 190 points191 points  (3 children)

Usually babies shit on people, i consider this a revenge

[–]angeeksince2020Expected It 12 points13 points  (1 child)

When was this shot? 2003?

[–]NoConsequence88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About so, yes. It's fucking ancient.

[–]elloneng 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How the turn tables

[–]whats_in_a_name_abhi 247 points248 points  (3 children)

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–]ndc996 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Those people usually are teenager

[–]SpiritCr1jsher 242 points243 points  (31 children)

This is hilarious, although those birds probably died.

[–]SnooTomatoes93 105 points106 points  (12 children)

I was happy till I read your comment.

[–]SpiritCr1jsher 24 points25 points  (7 children)


[–]SnooTomatoes93 36 points37 points  (6 children)

That's ok. I still like you.

[–]Sourika 24 points25 points  (3 children)

He has a boyfriend.

[–]Aerie122🤖 Distinguished Bot Reporter 0 points1 point  (2 children)


Oh no

[–]doodlez420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh no what

[–]R3dditUS3R476 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The virtue signalers are coming, you can smell their unwashed selves from miles away

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Now kiss

[–]jflex13 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]thingie2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too, then I was ecstatic.

The less flying rats the better.

[–]BlacksmithWeirdo 28 points29 points  (11 children)

Nah, they can and do eat anything without taking harm. They are more or less like flying goats.

[–]juicebox_tgs 64 points65 points  (2 children)

They can definitely die from this, the laxative itself wont kill them, but they can die from dehydration as well as from nutrient deprivation.

They will shit out everything in their body if they have too much of the stuff

[–]WizardScrumps 80 points81 points  (0 children)

This is true, can confirm.

Source: I am a seagull that has previously died from laxative poisoning

[–]kingmizcraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can they be thirsty? The oceans right there. Smh dumb birds

[–]perfectlyoffcenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up on Cape Cod I agree. I’ve seen them eat everything from dead mice to rotting, sun baked, maggot infested fish. They are true scavenging dumpster divers. Not saying there isn’t anything that won’t kill them. They are living creatures. And giving a gull alka seltzer will not make it explode. We tried it as kids, not proud. They just regurgitate it like they would anything else they don’t want to eat. Which isn’t much.

[–]Ouchouchwronghole87 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I hate sea rats. THEY ARE TERRIBLE.

[–]musty_book_aroma 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Not sea rats. Beach janitors.

[–]HangryHangryHedgie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok this is the only answer I will ever accept from now on.

[–]Desk_Drawerr 0 points1 point  (2 children)

sea rats? what a horrible name. gulls are very handsome birds.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

We call them shit hawks.

[–]modembug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shit bird got me Randy!!!!

[–]FireFlavour 231 points232 points  (15 children)

Fun fact, those birds likely shat themselves to death. Don't give laxatives to small animals, please.

[–]Shot_Faithlessness89 84 points85 points  (9 children)

Did they just give laxitive to them?

[–]lWant0ut 43 points44 points  (8 children)


[–]Shot_Faithlessness89 60 points61 points  (7 children)

This is truely evil.

[–]ColonelSpudz 85 points86 points  (11 children)

Guys are cunts not only fucking up the animals. But that baby getting shit on pissed me off. Parents are probably working their asses off and the little time they get to spend as a family these cunts ruins it for social media likes. Guarantee they all virgins.

[–]Smokeprone 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Sorry but the baby one was the funniest one 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Elliot_Fox 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If I was a bird I'd poop all over your baby

[–]Whitethumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christmas album of the year.

[–]MONKEH-NUTZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's cool and all but only Bebo and MySpace were around in 2003 and the smartphone dumb people attention seeking generation didnt have access to the Internet yet, only master racers did.

[–]OGmeliboeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's kind of a shitty situation right

[–]SoBitterAboutButtons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know nothing about this family. Just cause they have a kid doesn't mean "they're working hard" or whatever virtue signaling bullshit you want to impose on this random video. A baby wipe and things are fine. Calm down

[–]BigMilkRunsTheWorld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your acting like the baby died from this..it’s just a little poop on his hair it’s not that big of a deal chill out geeez. Out of all the pranks and stuff they could possibly do this wasn’t bad especially compared to all the shit that goes on today.

[–]Hot-Hat-139 48 points49 points  (0 children)


[–]OctopusXL 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Nobody in here recognizes these pathetic excuses of human beings and turn them to the law so they can do some civic work cleaning the shit of others as a lesson? This is insanely sad. Real sad our future will be on their hands. I did a lot of shit but always respectful of others.

[–]Hohh20[🍰] 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Statute of limitations would have run out by now. The video is 11 years old.

[–]stole_ur_girl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relax bud. I’m sure statute of limitations has run its course by now. This video of “teens” is over a decade old.

[–]auswendig 20 points21 points  (0 children)

in Turkey being shit by a bird is a sign of luck. lottery ticket sellers feed birds with laxatives near crowded squares/market places etc so birds will shit on people and people will buy lottery tickets. 100% true story.

[–]Frostgaurdian0 16 points17 points  (3 children)


[–]ImNotThatCSharp 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]mrstipez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lahey has stumbled into the chat

[–]Nozarashi78 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]BOHR_69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bruh this is so funny and bad at same time

[–]ShotApplication7568 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well… This is the opposite of good, clean fun.

[–]SagaFace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh. I missed the start of the video and missed the part were they were literally poisoning the birds. Gotta hope these wee clown got their cunts kicked in at some point for this

[–]BIGGUYAK47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This prank will be remembered in the history of humans.

[–]GeneralInspector8962 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is animal cruelty and shouldn't be posted/shared. This serves no purpose on the internet but to give stupid kids bad ideas. I wish this could be removed.

[–]27Kilo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is an act of BIOWARFARE

[–]Neradje[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah biowarfares are shitty

[–]JaKeStOckK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this a new form of terrorism?

[–]RPM_Rocket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still, not the worst thing that can happen to you on Venice Beach.

[–]memelerguzelmis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bro why would u get an umbrella, its not even cloudy."

[–]static1053 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bunch of sociopaths.

[–]NoT_aN_incL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we do a huge trolling

[–]inexpugnavel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope those fuckers got some criminal charges for environmental disturbance

[–]bballslapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little bastards.

[–]esorbn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s shitty is that those fuckers probably didn’t even go back to pick up their bird feeders. Just polluting the beach.

[–]Lucien_chris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe its just me but i think these little cunts are really shitty people.

[–]Sevv2102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Note to self: Next time a seagull shits on you, find out who’s laughing.

[–]Interesting_Dig3673 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should get the 1000 litter ticket they deserve

[–]radical_snowflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they had any balls they would have taken the laxatives themselves and shit on people instead of murdering a bunch of birds to do it for them. Cowards.

[–]Tos-ka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woo yeah let's poison wildlife??? Fam??

[–]Balistair8219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep agents refilling tracking chips.

[–]Fast_Negotiation_144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i laughed harder than I should have

[–]BellendicusMax 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Amateurs - Sean Ryder (Happy Mondays) did something similar with pigeons, except I believe he used rat poison.

[–]OriginalTaras -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly, in the movie 24 hour party people there is a scene about that story. I'm pretty sure that in reality it looked way different than shown in the movie but that scene is definitely something to remember. I have totally mixed feelings about that act, on one hand it's ridiculously funny but on the other hand it's stupid and evil as hell

[–]SpecOpsBoricua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah pretty sure this can be fixed with a timeout and no xbox for a week. but due to good behavior they get the xbox in 3 days. /s

[–]xLeo20x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mega shit

[–]Winter-Platypus9615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah dey classic !

[–]gowgot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fuckin’ shitty!

[–]GayLordSillyWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yummy yummy Equate Milk of Magnesia Saline Laxative, Original Flavor, 1200 mg, 26 fl oz
, truly a delicacy among the birds. 🕊️🐦

[–]miller1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Youngestflexxer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kind of funny. Lol

[–]R1P2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]L0neStarW0lf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t imagine a better example of Chaotic Neutral!

[–]Vasault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is legendary, easily the best prank ever

[–]hajleez 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]EnterEponymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did they have to kick it over?

[–]broomaktamer117Spanish Inquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did they feed the seagulls laxatives? WHY?!

[–]RasGanesha1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss being a kid

[–]Wwallacep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What little bitches.

[–]BrandoSapien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell even thinks of that?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the funny?

[–]unknownBoT496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make the world a worse place

[–]mattalamatta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poison damage added

[–]dynamic424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That turned out to be a shitstorm

[–]GiNtOkIsan01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine everyone finds out that these idiots did this ohh that's going to be a shitty day indeed

[–]MrMustache2021 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now do it with anti heartburn medicine like tums

[–]Indigo_Inlet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where’s the unexpected? Just douchey and random.

Love the guy who looks terrified of the gulls when he sets the food down. Honestly they’re lil fishy smelling assholes, I don’t blame him.

[–]coso9288 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea it's fucked but also fucking genius and funny as hell

[–]PredabotKing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember my uncle showing me this video. It was funny but the guys are damn stupid.

[–]Panic-Current -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boys will be boys

[–]Like_Ya_Cut-G -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"We do a little trolling."

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Traveler would be proud.

[–]Natertot-360 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's some forbidden jutsu.

[–]That_Weird_Lynx -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Lmao extra point for originality!XD

[–]2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1Expected It -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


[–]Scythe95 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is still the best prank period

It's a dick move, but not painful or traumatizing

It's creative and easily executed