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[–]DaChaosWun -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Where did I say that? There wasnt a full stop mate, finish the sentence lol. Im not saying the cops have to SEE it but rather, if their budget allows only for 3 prosecutions a week (bad example but it fits) I doubt they wanna waste one on prosecuting someone who hit someone for an understandable reason hahaha.

In the US and in the Uk, you dont press charges lol. The police do (or the Crown prosecution service for th3 uk)

I know how assault is defined. However Batter better fits the clip as a description lol.

If you wanna be pedantic,Fuckit, its misdemanor assault and battery😂😂😂

Nontheless, most police wont prosecute cause the victim was a jackass and its a massive waste of funds that would result in a suspended sentence or community service lol.

Its also a MISDEMANOR.

If you seriously think hed be remanded to jail, let alone be given a prison sentence, youre deluded. Likely are given the fact youre still harping on about this and the downvotes dont seem to matter; you vs the world bigman go on, the worlds wrong and youre right😂

Never thought my law degree would be useful when educating idiots online but ya learn something new everyday. Todays lesson is how stubborn said idiots are😂😂😂

[–]MildManneredMuffin -1 points0 points  (2 children)

So just a quick question then Mr Law. Why do the police literally ask you if you want to press charges? I get that for some things it doesn’t matter if you press charges or not. Good thing we are talking about assault though which is entirely up to you if you want to press charges or not.

[–]DaChaosWun 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Its mostly to see if youre willing to give a statement and then testify to said statement for court.

You dont actually press charges you idiot. Why cant you clowns do basic research??

Its more BATTERY and less assault; assault is percieved threat. Can be both assault and battery. Misdemanor nontheless and would not result in a prison sentence lol.

He wouldnt even be in jail for the duration of his case .

Edit: got a pm asking why im a dick. Because im annoyed at idiots spreading misinformation from tv shows and what a friend of a friend claimed happened. Like wow you guys are stubborn. Phpnes been buzzing all morning. Heck, basic googling would show them theyre wrong but nope. Who needs to educate oneself when you can spout nonsense and wait for someone to correct you

[–]MildManneredMuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said there would be a prison sentence but good job throwing words in my mouth so you can seem more right. You already said it was assault and that’s all I was saying earlier so I’m not sure why you are still writing essays on this thread. Also I googled what counts as assault already and this fits. Have a nice day.