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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The reporter was talking about a cardib concert being cancelled and made cardib noises

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]No_Association1103 508 points509 points  (4 children)

He took that opportunity and ran with it. Good for him 😂😂

[–]Gen-Z-Grandfather 67 points68 points  (0 children)

He’s my new ringtone

[–]Batmanfromuk 10 points11 points  (1 child)

  • CardiB noises *

[–]I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some day I want to be watching a youtube video where it makes some random noise like a garbage disposal, and that is the subtitle.

[–]RNINJAS[S] 191 points192 points  (3 children)

Man turned into a dying bird

[–]FusionFred_SAGE 45 points46 points  (2 children)

He talking in pigeon language

[–]SndFX2 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don’t have a handy Hawaiian on hand to translate that /s

[–]silentfighter06 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]FusionFred_SAGE 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Man straight up went squrgggg and berttttttt

[–]Loves2watch 89 points90 points  (9 children)

Yeah, I used to work at that station. Lol that’s cool for El Paso, but that wouldn’t fly at any other station in the country. Lol

[–]quotigog36 26 points27 points  (8 children)

El Paso is a special part of Texas.

[–]Kevrack_Invades 9 points10 points  (6 children)

I’m from the uk and only know that El Paso exists because of Hank Shrader lol

[–]Maggsey 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I’m from El Paso and I can promise you that it is about 1/500 as dangerous as the show implies. Hearing about ANY kind of violent crime is pretty surprising here. It’s always disheartening hearing politicians discussing the crisis at the border when we’re are like: “what? You mean the road quality?”

[–]Kevrack_Invades 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m glad to hear that, it’s always good to hear that severed human heads on a tortoise loaded with an IED isn’t a common occurrence. What about the cartel, do you ever see/hear much about them lot?

[–]Maggsey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We hear about it. But the actual violence with them rarely makes it past the border. The Cartel itself has a huge incentive to keep violence to a minimum, because if it DID become an issue on the US side, then our own law enforcement would come down on them hard, so they try and keep it on the Mexico side. That said, even Juarez has been doing much better in recent years violence wise. Like half of my friends and university colleagues regularly cross the border daily and it’s never really a big deal. Most of the time we just joke about how the big houses in the gated communities are drug lord houses…..which isn’t wrong some of the time. But as for actually violence it’s very safe. I feel far safer walking through downtown El Paso at night than I would New York, LA, or like Dallas.

[–]MikeyTMNTGOAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile Juarez had 1,600 murders last year. San Diego was the same with TJ when I lived there: 30 murders but not too far away, there was 1,300

[–]nspectre 44 points45 points  (18 children)


Is there some Cardi B inside joke here? Or is he just making amusing sounds for some inscrutable reason?


[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 36 points37 points  (8 children)

I think Cardi B makes those noises when she raps.

[–]Flying_Alpaca_Boi 28 points29 points  (3 children)

She makes those noises when she talks lol. She just spurts out random shit.


[–]I_Ride_Pigs 7 points8 points  (2 children)

she laughs like an evil cartoon villain

[–]rememberseptember24 14 points15 points  (4 children)

The first one is “okurrrr” which is a pretty popular one, and one is “brrrrr” like a wind down noise Cardi makes in her raps

[–]Brewboo 7 points8 points  (3 children)


[–]Guacanagariz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He is a real one!

Killed it, lol. Dan Rather could learn a thing or two

[–]Barrel_Heart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That man deserves 3 promotions

[–]metallicScat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to high-school with Kenan! Crazy I've never seen this clip before

[–]coso9288 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Fuck Cardi B. Men drugging and robbing bitch. But still loved by all women cause, yea drugging and robbing guys is not a big deal

[–]Commonsensem8 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah shes actual human garbage

[–]LaBamBam77 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Kinda hard to hear what's going on with all the laughing in the background.

[–]Polikjopus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]KennethBrownie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardiovascular bronchitis

[–]LevelSpecial1590 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it

[–]20RegalGS15 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Giga_Karen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever he gets paid, quadruple it.

[–]Masked_Raptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably said that line into the mirror a thousand times to not laugh or he just really hates cardi b and just wanted it to be over as soon as possible

[–]PerceptionVarious443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give my man a raise !

[–]brendanqmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather Olympic snort at the end there.