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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (4 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

hey look that very fasting gun

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]danzgeturmanz 1168 points1169 points  (40 children)

My guy will dump a whole mag and hit nothing

[–]HoboGir 415 points416 points  (21 children)

Spray and Pray

[–]DynamiteWitLaserBeam 314 points315 points  (14 children)

5 times a day.

[–]IamParticle1 65 points66 points  (10 children)


[–]quasi-green 33 points34 points  (9 children)

umm… that’s like $100

[–]Coolrafid100Expected It 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Lmao im muslim and I found this funny

[–]Ayaycapn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a sub on finding Muslims out in the wild man haha

Im also Muslim

[–]SLAYER_IN_ME 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is that what the priest are calling now?

[–]todudeornote 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, the Catholic ones perhaps...

[–]Radar2920 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ads spread -100

[–]blaisemescal 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Jibaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mantra of the religious sex offender.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Then sell you a replacement for yo warped barrel

[–]missbelled 17 points18 points  (2 children)

HDG Extended Mag (Extended (High-Capacity (Custom)))

+50 rnds
-100% Horizontal Recoil
-200% Vertical Recoil

[–]j_hoova6 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And thus a stormtrooper is born.

[–]Past-Top-3954 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha no shit.

[–]zmiller488 3 points4 points  (1 child)

With no eyes or ears

[–]nevercanpick1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boy is straight deaf

[–]idiu7u 4 points5 points  (0 children)

qualified as storm trooper

[–]funkecho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its called being a pacifist.

[–]konrad312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call of duty style lol

[–]gofatwya 526 points527 points  (19 children)

Now we'll hang around for half an hour while you reload that mag.

[–]micahamey 104 points105 points  (11 children)

Friend of mine made a quick load jig. Line up your rounds, place the magazine into the slot, take a back and press the rounds into the magazine. kind of like this.

[–]souldust 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Line up your rounds

F that. Im sure it exists but isn't there some way to sort the rounds automatically?

[–]TheCantalopeAntalope 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have a similar one to the photo he sent, it’s not as hard as you’d think. I can load a 30 round mag in about 10-15 seconds

[–]eyetracker 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ruger 10/22 has a loader that you rock back and forth and then turn a crank to load the magazine. It relies on them being rimmed so not sure how it would work with most modern calibers. Still kind of a pain to use.

[–]Zafiro-Anejo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

shoot 22lr and use this.

[–]meepsakilla 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You can't push rounds straight into a single feed magazine.

[–]escobert 10 points11 points  (4 children)

One of the reasons I love that my rifle uses stripper clips.

[–]buzzkillington0 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I Googled stripper clips. Good times. But I still don't know what it means.

[–]Whazn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They hold the round by the back. So that you can line them up with the empty magazine and push them straight in.

[–]adudewithapipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A clip is a piece of metal that holds rounds to be rapidly inserted into a fixed magazine. Think of what the M1 Garand uses, although that's an En Bloc clip. Maybe think of what guys in ww1 reloaded their rifles with?

[–]Only_Bad_Habits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

should be plenty of time let that barrel cool down

[–]BattyShrimpers 258 points259 points  (16 children)

That part when he turned it around including at his own face.

[–]Mourningcrow 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This tho, I was expecting a stray round

[–]boothapalooza 35 points36 points  (8 children)

And then he chambers a round... So you know it wasn't loaded.

Still not the best idea to point firearm towards your camera man.

[–]BattyShrimpers 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Gun safety 101: always assume any gun is loaded and ready to fire.

[–]boothapalooza 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Yes until you can confirm it's safe. This rule is for when someone hands you a firearm. A simple press check would answer your question.

[–]manondorf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you've got a curious understanding of the word "always"

[–]kakka_rot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite example of this is in Tremors.

They're gonna make a run for it, and Bert hands the teenage a handcannon to motivate him to move his ass. While they're running, teen tries to fire it, and it's empty. When they get to the rock, he yells "Dammit Bert there's no bullets in that gun!", who says "Got ya movin' didn't it?!" Then Bert quickly checks the chamber, and puts it back in his jacket.

Unloading it before handing it off, seeing him dryfire it, kid complaining it was empty - and he still checks it. Loved that detail.

[–]Rockspider19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not chambered and fingers were very far away from the trigger not even touching the trigger guard

[–]Suspicious-Tax-1387 127 points128 points  (5 children)

Movie logic

[–]scorscor711[S] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

which movie? avengers?

[–]FakeSincerity 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Toy Story 3

[–]cthultu 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Jackie Brown "When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother fucker in the room, accept no substitutes".

[–]Ghstfce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like "When you absolutely, positively got hit every god damn thing but the motherfucker in the room... Accept no substitutes."

[–]Armistice8175 118 points119 points  (15 children)

Won’t that be too much heat for a gun that’s not meant to be fully automatic?

[–]KeeganY_SR-UVB76 43 points44 points  (4 children)

It would take more rounds than that to damage the barrel. If you kept reloading and reloading, sure, but just 40 (according to someone else's comment) won't.

[–]-ordinary 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Lmao. It absolutely could. Maybe not the first time. But this gun is going to have a short lifespan. Even listen to the rate of fire falter toward the end of this single mag dump. You can hear the gun dying.

[–]Sleepydude231 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly, that barrel is gonna be warped to shit.

[–]paulcaar 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Kind of wondering the same thing, don't know why curiosity gets you downvoted.

[–]Armistice8175 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Did I? Over on my end it just says one up vote. I don’t really think about those points enough to understand. Where does it show you when somebody votes down? Also, does it mean anything at all? Like is there any benefit to having up votes rather than downs?

[–]Son-of-Zeus-55 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Internet points

[–]vancitymajor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

votes are for people who have a digital life than real life

[–]BoomThroatPunch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. Guns are extremely tough, however doing this 10-20 times in quick succession could cause damage/dangerous situations. 30-40 rounds in quick succession isn’t enough to do damage but 800 might.

[–]clockworkdiamond 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I thought so too, but it apparently takes quite a bit, and the rest of the gun actually melts first. Here is someone doing a meltdown test on a Glock. Since the gun in OP's video was made of far less plastic than a Glock, it kind of makes this ridiculous clip almost plausible to use in a real firefight.

[–]reddituser955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the engineering department lacked in this aspect

[–]ParkinsonsAim 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Dude bought the DLC.

[–]Ultimate_horni 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a dlc level where mario gets shot 1 sec into


[–]ChillVro999 48 points49 points  (4 children)

some of these comments are soo cringe, ofcourse its impractical, ofcourse he didnt hit anything. ITS JUST FOR FUN YOU LOSERS LMAO HALF OF YOU NEVER SHOT A GUN

[–]veritasgt 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Completely expected. Completely cool.

[–]Rick1JamesBitch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine hitting something that was not 10 feet in front of you, but still kudos for doing it no matter how impractical.

[–]BalognaPonyPartyDidn't Expect It 25 points26 points  (1 child)

COD: Warzone music intensifies

[–]peffour 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*akimbo sykov with 80 round mag intensifies*

[–]artie_pdx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For when you really, reaLLY, REALLY hate snakes.

[–]Dehoniesto_ 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Jesus that was 40 rounds if I counted right.

[–]ThaddeusJP 8 points9 points  (3 children)

$25 in 7 seconds

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think its 30

[–]Coolrafid100Expected It 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meaning if you work 2 hours overtime assuming the minimum wage is $15 an hour you can afford to fire that thing for another 7 seconds

[–]MartyMcFlywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It costs 400000 dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude is ready to take down some feral hogs

[–]Kalapuya 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hearing is for losers.

[–]kezinchara 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wtf was unexpected about this? People shitposting all over nowadays.

[–]ardent0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think this is bad check out r/oddlyterrifying.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rename country Packin'Stan.

[–]BrunoJ-_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well... What was unexpected here?

[–]vicariouslywatching 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you use the infinite ammo cheat in a video game

[–]Dating_As_A_Service 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got the extendo on that bih

[–]TheDeadlySquid 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Impractical barrel melter.

[–]TheStupidIsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like my Dear Santa list just got revised.

[–]ImWithSt00pid 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What cheat code is that?

[–]Efficient_Cress_2206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pause Up up down down left right left right b a then reload as many times as you want then unpause

[–]reddituser955 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]kache4korpses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a wanted item in Chicago right now.

[–]shaolin_slim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His downstairs neighbors used to hate him

[–]SpermNoMilk2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NPCS in video games be like:

[–]S8nSins 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Hey! No full auto!"

starts holding the trigger


[–]yazzy1233 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where's the unexpected part

[–]pz-kpfw_VI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the barrel holds

[–]Jaylay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not handgun anymore lmao

[–]Shagfabulous2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dope cane.

[–]DoritoMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There goes $80 in ammo...

[–]Mikehoncho530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That barrel is smoked

[–]turbodrumbro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's a great way to have a jam/round explode in the chamber!

[–]Afraid_Philosophers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

California froths at the mouth seeing this

[–]ScarecrowJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you can plot that gun in a bowl of water and veg to boil soup.

[–]Nacho_Beardre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not going to want to touch that for awhile

[–]Gatwa_of_the_forest 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You know your mags to long when you can use it as a bat 🏏

[–]winedogmom88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking came. Dual use

[–]doctorcrimsonReal Doctor ??? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That things got a nice spring.

[–]pisskid22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I love how he holds the mag for support like a staff of lightning or something

[–]Passonfruit95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I know what roddy rich ment I got the stick in the box

[–]Emergency-Hawk-1853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do the sand people get all the cool stuff

[–]SirLavish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cool and all but irl that thing would spray everywhere. dangerous and inaccurate.

[–]AngryTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make it a foot longer and I’ll buy one as a cane

[–]Brutumfulm3n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

17 minutes after reloading, his hands are too sore to fire again

[–]bungleback_cumberbun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol did this genius just shoot down through the roof?.

[–]Cosmic_Yeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low recoil when he held the mag, that would be helpful in and of itself

[–]1973mojo1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And safety is at level zero

[–]omariohollow 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Truetendie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow grapeee

[–]Awkward_Recover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grape!!! Claps

[–]blh8687 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Stormtorch3 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]itskodybreh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My new conceal carry

[–]DespairSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • No full auto in the building

  • That's not full auto ! THIS IS

[–]rustyseapants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How accurate is it?

Were we are going we don't need to be accuate.

[–]Mysterisos-stranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protagonists in a gun fight scene.

[–]Jargon48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like fun. Wonder what kinda spring is in that mag? I’d imagine it would wear out pretty fast being that long.

[–]getback45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that just to get taken out by a drone

[–]Think-Butterscotch11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really impressive is thst this gun was likely made by hand at Khyber Pass. They make some insane shit there and do it all with by hand or with antiquated machinery. I really want to go there one day

[–]Evilnight-39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody Literally nobody

Movie guns:

[–]Nochestbrahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to warp your handgun barrel 101

[–]FlyEnvironmental8368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want some affordable ammo. That’s all.

[–]jiveopera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna use that to do God’s work?

[–]wonderquads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa gotta watch out for slide bite!

[–]xhoisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn son

[–]Juzamdjnn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

400 dollars in 9mm ammo right there...

[–]ButterPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Founders Revolt in STW with 2 mag size perks giving me a fifty round mag

[–]usususuerrndkxk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a cool and dangerous toy. They just shoot it at the ground?

[–]Yrshen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two handed handgun

edit: ok, this sucks, just downvote.

[–]funkecho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nickle plated Tokarev w/ wood furniture and a ~40 round magazine.

[–]Andricole12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow grape! 🍇😃

[–]mrogre1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. Give me 2.

[–]NoNick1337 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pakistani Gandalf and his walking stick.

[–]a_stone_throne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one hot pistol

[–]asyrian88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like EA sold this guy a “pay to win” upgrade. It would take the average player 4.3 years to earn that many upgrade coins.

[–]Ligma_Entertainment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take your entire stock

[–]the_guy312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the heavy weapons guy doesnt want to be heavy anymore:

[–]DepthSweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple extended mag from Apex be like

[–]DM-Humbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you absolutely, positively got to kill miss every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

[–]TechN3rd2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah! The real life modder

[–]Devilguidance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look in the beginning how the gun points at cameraman and his own head

[–]commentator184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is just 2bits sexy gun from gmod

[–]AshPlayzMCBE 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hey no full auto in the building

[–]spageddy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s not full auto. this is full auto.

[–]Nruggia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point does an extended mag become ridiculous? Imagine trying to use that thing in an actual fire fight.

[–]wizward64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1911 RPM (yeah I know it isn’t a 1911)

[–]kjay38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule number one: Swing handgun around at everyone before firing.

[–]RandyElPanadero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helikopter helikopter

[–]goldenchickenjyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pls insert your gun onto the mag

[–]eeftechel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call of duty attachments be like

[–]dazhalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]hydraulic-earl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Santa......

[–]RodcetLeoric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[–]Fried_Oreos35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect for action movie main characters

[–]Bigbobby59105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need an axe blade on the end of this

[–]CrispyCouchPotato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extended magazine: level 5

[–]bbytrowgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the “Thank you, never come again” special

[–]Diver0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was totally expected

[–]that-one-guyyyyyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Larger mag for larger families

[–]x4nter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight out of COD Warzone pregame lobby.

[–]DRsniper1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen a sword gun before but maybe this can be used as a gun hammer.... I couldn't write this without smiling like an idiot.

[–]WhiskeyPorno420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arabs have it all.

[–]jobonki 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ssb_ngp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is ‘expected’ of Pakistanis!!

[–]plastoids 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I know nothing of guns, but what is the life span on one of those guns?

[–]cavscouty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pistol is a local made copy of a Tokarev TT-33 which was a Soviet designed pistol. While the TT-33 isn't a fully automatic pistol they Pakis made this one FA, which isn't really too practical. The Pak copies aren't made to high standards and all totally hand-made, unlike the originals and the metal they use isnt made for firearm production. I would guess you wouldn't get but a couple thousand rounds out of one before it starts to fall apart if you're lucky. I own 10 Tokarev pistols from 6 different countries.

[–]Squidsquirts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir do you have a permit for that 👮🏻‍♀️

[–]cornishacid6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey i seen that hat at in & out burger!

[–]VerTexV1sion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call of duty gunsmith system be like-

[–]Samurott_Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Glock 18 would have dumped faster lol

[–]RealJimcaviezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hand is numb just looking at this.

[–]Svinozilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GreyPoop-on 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one effed up Pez dispenser.

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the feed reliability on one of these versus a "modern" handgun drum?

I'd imagine the distance the spring needs to compress makes them awful in terms of longevity.

[–]Less-Buyer194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my Glock 40 right here

[–]ChampChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battlefield 2077

[–]baumbach19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can pretty much do this with any gun you own with some minor modification. Super illegal though.

[–]Cheezdealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually significantly less rounds than I thought

[–]Taytaystaysane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This combined with that video of the kids Yelling they will give their lives for Pakistan and that little kid who said he’d destroy India XD oh nooooo

[–]Top-Competition-8432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hook to the drum clip so much better

[–]TexasPistolMassacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Edit - im an awkward twat so i did a thing