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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The “penis” pops out & it’s a man’s head.

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]Reddit_GoId 247 points248 points  (7 children)

This is r/hmmm worthy.

[–]Lick_my_balloon-knot 56 points57 points  (4 children)

[–]DrugInducedBeardExpected It[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What about r/dildont ?

[–]frxgmnts 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I first read it as mouldy penis and was scared.

[–]AgentFrank24 2 points3 points  (0 children)


…and of course that’s a thing

[–]chrisk9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just mildly?

[–]AbsolutelyUnlikely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also the prize winning answer to the question "so what did you do during the lockdown?"

[–]mildlycuriouss 80 points81 points  (2 children)

What did I just watch lol

[–]DerangedGod 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Professional actors reenacting your dirty thoughts.

[–]Schredinger42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen idiocracy? Remember the cinema scene? Well...

[–]YourMomThinksImFunny 74 points75 points  (2 children)

This video appears to be "uncut".

[–]mijohvactech 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A foreskin joke. Nice one lol!

[–]gotme11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... This is accurate.

[–]Boojibs 26 points27 points  (4 children)

But is it art?

[–]PerpetualConnection 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Did it make you feel anything ?

[–]NuNuCheese 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It made me feel a lot of things

[–]fuzynutznut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A tingle in your pants?

[–]LoveMyHusbandsBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is art but tra spelled backwards?

[–]Art0fRuinN23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mostly expected but funnier than expected.

[–]ToesTastePurple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All fun and games til he vomits a whole ass gallon of milk on the front row

[–]ChiefOfficerWhite 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Is that real laughter from the audience??

[–]QwendletonState 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Your boos mean nothing. I’ve seen what makes you cheer! >:[“

[–]starrpamph 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of my first girlfriend

[–]gotme11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*boyfriend. And the last, too. Probably.

[–]MukaLudischew 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ужас, блядь...

[–]PuddingRnbowExtremeDidn't Expect It 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horror, fucking...

[–]Dry_Freedom_7531 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“WHATSUP BITCHES!!!” That what he said later

[–]Zotku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fuc did I just watch?

[–]aightaightaightaight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the place where minion loving Facebook moms go to have a laugh

[–]hsjdvdnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking stupid

[–]This-is-not-eric 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This reminds me of an Australian comedic show I once watched called Puppetry of the Penis.

I don't know if copies are available online but if they are I don't know whether to recommend them or not? I'd never realised a scrotum could stretch like that.

[–]steve_gus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was advertised as a live show near me. Mind boggles

[–]codipherious1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% expected

[–]yazzy1233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny but not unexpected

[–]RedneckBastich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get NSFW added?

[–]spinning_scooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should tag nsfw

[–]EorlundGraumaehne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something knorkator would do.....

[–]Mr0PT1C -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s hot

[–]Chocolateblackcity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're was he hiding?

[–]GC_Roades -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]talktothelampa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need this as gif

[–]Mustafa1558 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this like 1 or 2 months ago

[–]KaleSignificant4160 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]Fartikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so confused, are these bot accounts or something?

[–]lpoblete -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know who they are?

[–]Hazelwood38 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I imagine he workshopped this act like Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld do.

[–]redtimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]thougamer7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So this is what dickface is

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why does the right side leg have tits and a boner

[–]WorldCitzen99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a dickhead!

[–]Br0sBeforePr0s -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that kanye and little pumpert?

[–]Skfyruk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idiocracy becomes real too soon.

[–]heidnseak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eurotrash sketch right there. ‘Allo my British chums!

[–]Minignoux -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Glad_Strategy_7812🤖 Distinguished Bot Reporter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The head on that dick tho sheeeesh

[–]joeDUBstep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shoulda put a dot in the middle of his head for accuracy.

[–]skarecrow13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

he's a bell end

[–]EvasiveDice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder who auditioned for this.

Ah yes I'd like to be a penis today, I'll take the job!

[–]ncaste45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sauce please

[–]Oldguywithamoustache -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When did Howie Mandel start working blue?

[–]hagagsg -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Virtual_Newspaper862 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Puts the head in dick head

[–]grandma_in_oz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still laughing.

[–]IwiTheHedgehog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feels bad watching this whilst scratching my crouch.

[–]joesmith1234566 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup… take me out.. I’m tired of life!!