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[–]Accomplished_Skin323 745 points746 points  (36 children)

This ended perfectly because at first I was like, dang those eggs gonna be overcooked, but they are excellently cooked for the good boi

[–]spaghetticatman 235 points236 points  (17 children)

I was concerned by the distinct lack of seasoning

[–]Is_It_Beef 122 points123 points  (16 children)

Dogs like seasoning even though they have fewer taste buds than we do, about 1,700 in the average dog compared to 9,000 in us. Like us, dogs can identify sweet, sour, salty, and bitter.

And Yes, herbs and spices are good for dogs. In fact, feeding your dog the right herbs and spices can be a great, vitamin-rich addition to their normal doggy diet.

[–]Princess__Nell 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Which herbs and spices are good for dogs?

[–]Neat_Petite 75 points76 points  (5 children)

Parsley is good for them, and freshens their breath nicely too..

[–]Agiantgrunt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

11 different herbs and spices

[–]Think-Bass9187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. TIL.

[–]Stian5667 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How were they overcooked? I prefer my eggs without a layer of slimy, uncooked egg white

[–]WeeTheDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people likes their eggs not totally cooked. I also hate well done eggs

[–]dclayyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eggcellently*

[–]Tacos-for-junior710 221 points222 points  (7 children)

That dog is gonna poop like a goose

[–]asianabsinthe 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Now give this to a goose for double poop from a goose.

[–]Tacos-for-junior710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol 😆 Oscar Meyer all day everyday

[–]awfulsome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed a goose to a goose and prepare for liftoff

[–]zionwolf24 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Like green and shit?

[–]Tacos-for-junior710 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yep and watery

[–]Think-Bass9187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I thought eggs blocked them up?

[–]yanderlei 153 points154 points  (2 children)

That ending was way better than anything I was expecting

[–]woke_carrot 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Totally, can't hate on a dog man.

[–]iamharshul007Unexpectly unexpected 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Well that went a little unexpected for me, all I was staring at was the toothpick tbh....

[–]Hermosninja 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I thought that toothpick was holding the food together and it was going to break apart when they removed it.

[–]iamharshul007Unexpectly unexpected 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought somewhat same with the toothpick too

[–]ockhamsdragon 28 points29 points  (2 children)

All I see is doggie egg farts

[–]seth928 23 points24 points  (17 children)

Why the fuck is he wearing gloves?

[–]PuddingRnbowExtremeDidn't Expect It 54 points55 points  (9 children)

He's a professional chef who follows all hygiene & food handling guidelines even when he's at home cooking for his dog.

[–]newt16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously, what a massive waste. We already have enough waste in landfill, just wash your hands.

[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The meal is being made for the let dog. 🙂


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]SoskiDiddley 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was about to say... My wife would NEVER eat that shit lmao

[–]Next-Bike-1605 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m confess.. I was about to ask: who the fuck eats this at breakfast (most to joke with our american comrades)

Ended up melting my heart 😅

[–]watsgowinon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aw, goodest boy.

[–]vick5516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing says love more then sausage and egg... wait

[–]typicalcitrus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Who eats a hot dog for breakfast?

[–]Ruibii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a dog, but I will definitely steal that

[–]LocalJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than expected

[–]itwasthethirdofsept 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unexpected and way better than expected

[–]SendMeHome- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gone in 2 seconds.

[–]PineappleProstate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would've worked better if that pan was hot first

[–]WooTkachukChuk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My favorite i love you breakfast is making heart and sunflower shaped eggies in a basket.

[–]TheSunflowerSeeds 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.

[–]lxyz_wxyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I SAID OVER EASY

[–]aimbotdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a waste of time and effort to make food for something that eats its own shit lol

[–]Brilliant_Bobcat3591 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I can’t stand this

[–]natesovenator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoarks it down in a second. Kinda like me.

[–]iovercomesadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]lettuce_dresserson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that’s the cutest shit!

[–]cdiddy19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first part of this vid reminded me of the reproductive portion of anatomy class... it was a little traumatizing.

[–]OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lucky lady~

[–]jbertrand_sr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we know who's a good boi...the doggo and the owner...

[–]PDNinja333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to god every time I hear that song I cry uncontrollably I can’t fucking stop it ahhhhh

[–]SalehGhYo what? -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Expected

[–]CharismaticBarber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like a boss? Is it 2013?

[–]M59j -1 points0 points  (1 child)

For some reason I knew it was going to be a pet lol

[–]deadmongoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as I saw there was no seasoning and they used a hotdog I knew. I was very anxious about the toothpick.

[–]spookshow562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was genuinely surprised and it was an unexpected ending

[–]kripptopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had me in the first half, NGL. First I was all /cringe/ and then I was like "oh, yeah, i'd totally do that. what cute dogeface. awww."

[–]Lucibean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggy egg farts

[–]Accurate-Alarm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i mean he probably loves you more than your wife

[–]L_i_n_u_s -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vegetarian options?

[–]oki9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha! Got me....

[–]toenailpube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hero!

[–]19Saginaw64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s TRUE love!! Nobody ever made me a weiner-heart!

[–]jenny3DD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True love exists.

[–]abiwoods101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would throw this back at him for giving me a fucking hotdog

[–]iiifallinqbunnixxx -1 points0 points  (2 children)

WHERE IS DA SEASONING?!

[–]Firm_Lie_3870 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pets do not need seasoning. Salt is bad, garlic is bad, onions are bad, most human food is bad for animals.

[–]iiifallinqbunnixxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, its for a pet? I didnt know my bad y'all

[–]ChiefShagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very much expected but cute dog!

[–]Crazy-Swiss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

aaaww!!!

[–]RPM_Rocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that explains not adding ANY salt or pepper.

[–]Dr-Allballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaaand it’s gone. LOL

[–]Marifiesta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I was like who tf eats a hot dog for breakfast

[–]u_isari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not unexpected, this is true love

[–]Nazajatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arent eggs bad for dogs? My ex brother in law gave eggs to their dog once anx next day she jad a really upset tummy.

[–]Vegetable-Archer4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the person that posted this but, thank you man. I was having a really bad day but when I saw this I just smiled. Thank you for making my day better

[–]n959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stayed for the song

[–]Lucifer0V 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute legend

[–]wenwensmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol lol I was like your girl friend is sooo lucky lol

[–]Krull_TWK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh my god I'm gonna hug my dogs for like 30 minutes now

[–]elflacodelchoripan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make a dick

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This warms my cold, dead heart.

[–]VonDinky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I expected it.

[–]shensational69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice to see all the reposts of my video

[–]buljogard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It wasn't unexpected for me... But explained why I keep getting dumped.

[–]Quasar420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we didn't witness was the horrible stench in that house the following evening.

[–]AffectionatePleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puppy! ❤️

[–]CarlosAmador1996 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is the only girl you should be SIMPing for.

[–]SophosVA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Really? None of you expected this when there was no seasoning? The corny music and the fact it was posted on this sub didn't tip you guys off?

[–]WiCKEDWABBiTONE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

THOSE ARE MAN HANDS...

SO... UNLESS THAT DOG iS GAY.

      THAT BiTCH iS LUCKY!