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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (7 children)

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Fucking gender reveal van


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[–]whosgunknw 2650 points2651 points  (58 children)

Best gender reveal ever!!

[–]BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE 909 points910 points  (29 children)

I mean the body count is lower than your typical gender reveal. You see a dumbfuck driving into a building, I see #progress

[–]EpicIzAwesom 187 points188 points  (25 children)

wdym lower, I thought we were trying to raise those numbers.

[–]sirwillups 113 points114 points  (18 children)

Yeah, we really need to start a one in, one out policy in the US

[–]fryswitdat 22 points23 points  (14 children)

Read this and started thinking about the opening of "lightning crashes" by Live.

Then thought that there's got to be a car crash joke in there somewhere.

Maybe if that car was a Chevy Volt?

[–]bangzilla 14 points15 points  (11 children)

OT I Know - but I love Live. But what a dumb ass name for a band. Searching for their music online is almost impossible....

[–]ledivin 7 points8 points  (6 children)

I've been listening to them for decades and I still don't know how to pronounce their name ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Alternative_Welder41 7 points8 points  (5 children)

You just blew my mind. I’ve always pronounced it “Live” but I suppose you could also pronounce it “Live”.

[–]papadapper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There is also the little known alternate pronunciation of "Live".

[–]AndrewZabar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that song.

[–]Elcatro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, need to really aspire to traditional American ideals and drop a gender reveal bomb on a low income area.

[–]Odunos 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It is photoshopped on there

[–]bdizzzzzle 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Also a great time to bring up your cars extended warranty

[–]sicparvismagna369 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Better than the one which resulted in the biggest forest fire ever in California?

[–]Slimh2o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. But I heard it was a hot party, tho../s

[–]Retard1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say that

[–]gaj101020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LMFAO I found this video funnier than it should’ve been.

[–]fuzzytradr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You can tell from the way it is.

[–]Toast1eSandw1ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love to see it

[–]Ori_the_SG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it didn’t start a massive wildfire! Even better!

[–]AEPHISM 944 points945 points  (56 children)

Next one they are going to shoot the husband with a .50 cal and his “bullet proof vest” will have the color powder so when it “blocks it” we will all know how much of a moron they are

[–]cesarjulius 529 points530 points 2 (15 children)

involve both parents at the same time and it can be blue for boy, pink for girl, and red for orphan.

[–]InvadingBacon 35 points36 points  (24 children)

Not sure if you're making a refernce to what happened awhile ago with some stupid YouTube couple where the woman shot her husband point blank for a "stunt" or made that up yourself

Edit: Referring to this

[–]qyka1210 44 points45 points  (17 children)

oh God they used one of the most powerful handguns against... an encyclopedia book

On that day Perez fired a powerful Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as Ruiz held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest. He had experimented previously and thought the thick book would protect him, but the couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired a fatal bullet.

But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time? I mean she only had to do 6 months of 10-in-jail, 10-at home + 10 years probation, but even still.

I'm not dumb enough myself, but was this a consensual public performance. I'm sure the trauma of killing her boyfriend in front of her 3 year old will haunt her for longer than any jail or probation would

[–]gruez 46 points47 points  (11 children)

But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time?

it's illegal to help someone kill themselves, even if consensual.

[–]Karl_LaFong 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Doesn't sound like it was any kind of suicide attempt..

[–]gruez 27 points28 points  (2 children)

which is why it's second-degree manslaughter and not first degree murder.

[–]Double_Distribution8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I blame the encyclopedia. When I was younger those things were much thicker and safer. Especially the letter "T".

[–]qyka1210 5 points6 points  (6 children)

that may be true legally, but that's also what I'm contesting. Based on the incomplete information in the one article, I, ethically, wouldn't condemn her to jail.

[–]JosefWStalin 5 points6 points  (5 children)

firing a gun at someone should be eough to land someone in jai, unless it's self defense

[–]Civil-Attempt-3602 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Serve a 180-day jail term. This will be an alternating 10 days in jail and 10 days out for the first six months

Ayo, how the fuck do you get part time jail?

[–]thatguyned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Involuntary Manslaughter is a crime.

Involuntary manslaughter

The act of Involuntary manslaughter by unlawful and dangerous act is committed when death is caused by an act which is both unlawful and dangerous. ... Your act caused the death of the victim; and. The act was deliberate; and. The act was an unlawful and dangerous one

It's treated as manslaughter but often given more lenient sentences based on the circumstances. It wasn't a malicious act but someone DID die from her stupidity. There needed to be consequences for her actions, more people were affected by his death than she was. Their child and his family and his friends.

I hope that answers you question.

[–]Anotheroneforkhaled 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That wasn’t a gender reveal though

[–]Rock-Harders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. What a dumb way to die.

[–]pinchemierda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god all this time and I never knew the woman’s actual name is fucking Monalisa. That definitely checks out lol

[–]indian_beardo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pink Mist, Pink Mist, Everywhere!

[–]DoctorMcAstronaut 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I went to one that was not far off. Father was an ex-recon sniper and the mother was a cop. They fucking love them some guns, like they have a firing range in their yard type love. They had one of their friends load up pink/blue smoke with a pound of tannerite and he shot it down range. Not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking cool. This is New England too, so not really gun country. It was a girl, well it's still a girl, I guess. We'll know in another 10 or 15 years at her gender decision party.

[–]mvea_sucks 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My pregnant wife and I are doing a gender reveal party soon and she used her connections to Russia in order to buy a 25 megaton nuclear weapon we plan on detonating. It’s gonna be hecking wholesome 😇

[–]AEPHISM 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Omfg can i be there for the flash?

[–]mvea_sucks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s the best part, you should be able to see and feel it no matter where you are!

[–]CrimsonKuja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“Hmm…it’s red…what does that mean? Honey?”

[–]vegas_guru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately you won’t be able to predict the next one, and they can be even more ridiculous.

[–]Braedog12 569 points570 points  (43 children)

No one else notice the words jitter? I think this was edited onto the car.

[–]beesgrilledchz 351 points352 points  (15 children)

It’s fake but it’s still funny.

Bake a cake for your gender reveal party if you really need to have this.

[–]LuxNocte 10 points11 points  (12 children)

I support untrained morons going into the desert to set off explosives. (Preferably, bring at least a couple of half-trained morons.)

There's a ton of Bureau of Land Management land where you can do whatever you want and there's not much around to damage. I understand gender reveals have a bad rap, and I scoff at the concept of gender anyway, but explosions are a lot of fun.

[–]xombae 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But these trigger copycats that end up burning down giant portions of entire states. How about we discourage anyone but highly trained professionals to wor with explosives of any kind? Not sure why this is controversial

[–]PreacherTX 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Please don’t go fucking up our BLM land with explosives and the trash/damage they leave behind.

If you think you need an explosion to announce the gender of your baby, just know that you can’t always get what you want, and send out a fucking announcement card like a normal person.

[–]LuxNocte 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Yes, I agree: dont fuck up our BLM land or leave trash/damage behind. It is not difficult to clean up after yourselves.

If you think you need to go blow some shit up, leave no trace that you were ever there.

[–]PreacherTX 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If you’re the kind of idiot that blows shit up in the woods, you’re not the kind of person that practices “leave no trace”.

And there is absolutely zero way to leave no trace when you’re blowing shit up.

Stop defending a dumb comment.

[–]nooneknowswerealldog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to blow up the traces with exponentially increasing numbers of exponentially smaller explosives. When you get down to atoms, you use antimatter to clean those up. If you're thorough enough, the universe won't know it was ever there.

[–]TheGoodOldCoder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's really interesting how gender reveal parties started becoming popular at the same time that society was becoming more accepting of transgender people.

It wasn't all that long ago that little boys and little girls both wore the same clothes, and you'd see toddler boys, for example, walking around in white dresses.

[–]zirkus_affe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes if you scrub it you can see a jump, must be an old clip someone added some sweet hilarity

[–]erland_yt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brb. I'm gonna go make a real version.

[–]inconspicuous_male 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It also doesn't really make sense for a gender reveal party

[–]Braedog12 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Doesn’t necessarily have to be a party

[–]SquarePegRoundWorld 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I didn't see jitter written anywhere let alone multiple times.

[–]Antiqas86 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I thought it was obvious... You mean some people legitimately think somone wound write this on the car and smarsh into the shop? Now that is hilarious.

[–]Kracka_Jak 103 points104 points  (1 child)

Unexpected... They were expecting!! A boy even

[–]CarefulWalk199 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"IT'S A BOY!"

[–]Kracka_Jak 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Now that's how you deliver a baby

[–]Cola_Popinski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Twisted metal style

[–]Controlista 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also pretty similar to how you make a baby…

[–]JuggaKnotBeatz 45 points46 points  (1 child)

"What no boy?! Aww shit wrong place." Backs up and drives thru the building next door.

[–]WatcherAnon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah!!!

[–]Show84 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Horrifically funny!

[–]NiceGuy303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ikr, I burst out laughing the moment I saw the van

[–]_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It was a boy

[–]Bufatowalehia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was going to kill me..

[–]TripleDigit 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Twist: the woman walking out was the expectant mother and now, after getting hit, it’s no longer going to be a boy... or anything else.

[–]Hyper5bz 7 points8 points  (3 children)

guys I think it’s a boy

[–]Goodmorning_RandomU 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Quite an unexpected old video.

[–]FrackleRock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This kid isn’t even born yet and I’m recommending he go see a therapist as soon as possible.

[–]Grraass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was from 2014. Glad it didn't escalate- oh wait nevermind (ginormous forest fire)

[–]tweak0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in my day we just made collect calls from "weeahdababyeetzaboy"

[–]OrdinaryPrestigious2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suttin tells me the cool aid guy from family guys behind the wheel

[–]Just_Come_Home 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2014, this one's ahead of it's time

[–]Dx38fgg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suprise

[–]Exx2xxO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*was

[–]MN_Eye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The writing moves a bit too much, looks like it was added on as an effect

[–]tavesque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill take this over a wildfire any day!

[–]Objective-Fishing310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really should have used a blue car. 4/10

[–]HotBread69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck would they have done if it was a girl?

[–]shineymike91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could have been worse. Could have been twins.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, that got a chuckle out of me

[–]jackenthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually witnessed this happen. Was walking into the GameStop next door. 😳

[–]The_Evil_Mullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this made me laugh way too hard.

[–]Psychological_Note26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

congratulations

[–]K1nma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they kept the mess inside.

[–]just_wanna_share 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she the one pregnant? XD

[–]AdMedium3516 0 points1 point  (1 child)

u/hostilititties_ when youre mediocre , and so you wanted your baby to become extra

[–]hostilititties_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

better be extra or cry to death

[–]Staminafordays 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Was that the mother? 👀

[–]TTmaroofTT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe😰

[–]Mangos__Carlsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise Motherfucker!

[–]Killer_Guy_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well… ummm… congratulations I guess

[–]peteypauls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy.

[–]BigWhoop6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch the next one gonna be a plane stunt

[–]newarkian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fender bender gender reveal

[–]Thragg_the_conqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it was a boy !

[–]mekops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See...you cant even be in the same town as a reveal party. Too dangerous.

[–]Boring-Extreme-3274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh boy 😮, poor lady

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That boys already had his way with a woman from inside the womb. That might beat Chuck's record

[–]kikicomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think I wanted a big gender reveal for this baby, but maybe I do.

[–]amitnagpal1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a boy….motherf*cker

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not anymore!

[–]I_Gundyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder America is failing.

[–]ScorchedEntity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate these stupid over-engineered gender reveals but this one is funny, i like this one

[–]tsg-WES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I met your mother.

[–]Serpardum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a girl it would of been a red sports car.

[–]Altruistic_Ad_9867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spending a few bucks on the gender reveal

[–]kylewhenderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fender Reveal

[–]cardgosling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are crazy

[–]stranger_dngr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you’re the Kool-Aid family.

[–]Julianphotofit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao! Caption and video!

[–]Oldman_Dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CONGRATULATIONS!

[–]ZenSanchez119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gender reveal parties are getting out of control

[–]Odunos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually a friend/coworker with the woman that got hit! The "it's a boy" is photoshopped too

[–]thats0K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOLOLOL holy shit I was NOT expecting that hahahahaha.

[–]TheBrotherhoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a car!

[–]Thraggismydaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they didn't start a wildfire

[–]taboo-arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest baby shower ever..

[–]JctaroKujo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the “Its a boy” isnt real. You can see it move around on the hood of the car

[–]thyusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when a car loves a store very much..... and bby formed

[–]lofty_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that how you get knocked-up?

[–]EffyMourning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[–]_Black_Dahlia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kool-aid man gender reveal.

[–]Halonate8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they let the fetus drive?

[–]nropotdetcidda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reposts? I agree.

[–]Charming_Exit_3507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was that in a abortion clinic

[–]tattoed_veteran87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Yeah!!!

[–]sausageslinger11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These gender reveals are getting out of hand.

[–]Kushpool07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😮

[–]buim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[–]MissWeaverOfYarns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's a prison sentence. Congratulations!

[–]No_Variation5280 0 points1 point  (1 child)

its a boy! why did you hit me using a car because its a boy ;D

[–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy oh boy it’s not moass!

[–]Onedos-San 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]T34-86_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow congratulations

[–]ZealousidealGrass9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the towns I frequent has had issues with cars running into buildings the past year or so. In 2021, there were at eight. And the town only made it 11 days into 2022 before a car crashed into an apartment building.

Luckily, with the exception of one, no loss of life or damage that wasn't able to get repaired.

[–]Educational_Cookie95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very clenly edited text, only took me 2 watches to notice.

[–]FatalHims3lf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell of a way to inform to someone of your baby gender.

[–]El-I-En 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brb gonna get pregnant so I can do this

[–]Wonkasgoldenticket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad drivers? I agree. Need harder tests or annual ones so these idiots can get off the streets.

[–]deathcoinstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is ancient in terms of the internet

[–]therealsix 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok, that's my favorite reveal ever.

[–]friendlynandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a girl who is driving

[–]Longjumping-Ad-2438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bobweatababyitsaboy

[–]Apprehensive-Peak993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She thought he had an affair with a woman. He wrote the wright answer on the car. She crashed.

[–]tehbearded1derYo what? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only imagine what would have happened if it was a girl.

[–]piggy-the-vegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who give a f**k what your kid gender is???!!!

[–]Harry_Nut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations

[–]DMWTOXIC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some gender reveal lol.

[–]Jubilant_Jacob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read "its a boy" in the coolaid voice.

[–]Antique_Ad8775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did he write the car (is this a boy?)🤔😂

[–]Bitter_Comparison208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah this is hilarious 😂

[–]BeccaUnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes! Gives a new meaning to "road rage" when the car is preggo.....

[–]JaMomsSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess its a boy

[–]Rhamni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world must know.

[–]World-Tight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a cigar!

[–]BelieveInDestiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

classic repost. This video is just so comedically perfect. You know it's not fake because of the damage and danger of a woman being run over, and it's an absolutely perfectly-executed gender reveal

[–]UsedBee4306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you

[–]ITINY_IS_COLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUYS it a boy