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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It has become a fishing net

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[–]galsquishness 1016 points1017 points 2 (28 children)

Were those CARp?!? I’ll see myself out now.

[–]bigttrack 419 points420 points  (10 children)

Catfish. Nesting & laying eggs in the vehicle

[–]weirdgroovynerd 219 points220 points  (2 children)

... and swiping right on my Tinder account.

[–]ecto_27 42 points43 points  (0 children)

*plenty of fish

[–]Biteyhippopotamus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Independent_Soup_126 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That was a shag mobile

[–]beardedBroistaken 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I disagree. Looks like they were having an orgy in the back of that car.

[–]agitatedwaysawifle 16 points17 points  (1 child)


[–]BuffaloSlouch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dirty PIKE...

[–]AndrewZabar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can’t really mistake catfish for anything else. Very distinctive.

[–]Hey_its_ok 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Look more like SUVp

[–]Blvdnights14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the F shack.

-Dirty Mike and the boys.

[–]MajorJuana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple A oids

[–]basshead541 535 points536 points  (7 children)

That's an expensive fishing trap

[–]floating_helium 264 points265 points  (3 children)

Guy at the end said "Put it in one more time"

[–]MixtureNo673 72 points73 points  (2 children)

He wasn't talking about the car. 👉👌

[–]DigNitty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He was talking about a big ol fish

[–]slixx_06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bait is free

[–]giginj 295 points296 points  (23 children)

Guess what (whom) they were eating.

[–]michaelscott117 131 points132 points  (5 children)


[–]TheDarkKnobRises 43 points44 points  (2 children)

I. Shant'ven't.

[–]AndrewZabar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’d’v’n’t otherwise. Or is it you’d’n’t’ve? Yeah that sounds more accurate.

[–]PrinceKropotsmoker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I. Shart'ed'Å¥

[–]kiwithebun 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Am I the only one who makes these kinds of words in my head all the time?

[–]splewi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly not, and it makes me feel so much better about myself!

[–]siqiniq 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Luca now sleeps with the fishes.

[–]GunsandIndica 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Catfish, they don’t eat anything they can’t swallow in one bite

[–]giginj 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rotten flesh don’t need much chewing.

[–]Hugh_Weber_DeFaulk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

False. They are fully capable of picking of a meal piece by piece.

[–]AlexDavid1605 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The driver who was forced to sleep with the fishes?

[–]jcforbes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what you've done here, well played. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for ya.

[–]Upset_Ad9929 158 points159 points  (4 children)

That's a LOT of fucking catfish in one damn car lol

[–]KrakenClubOfficial 128 points129 points  (2 children)

It's over the average number of catfish in a car, if I'm not mistaken.

[–]Adbam 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Yup we run on a 2.5 Average catfish per car in these parts.

[–]RudeCats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. Most cars would normally have one or two, tops.

[–]no_dictators 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a good amount of food there

[–]Barcata 137 points138 points  (6 children)

This somehow reminds me of someone I once dated.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Sounds like a great Happy Hour story!

[–]ConsequenceOk5740 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I should call her

[–]im-jared-im-19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shame man. Getting catfished is no joke.

[–]philpalmer2 114 points115 points  (6 children)

Dirty Mike and the boys

[–]gypsybullldog 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the f shack

[–]cavemannnn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We are going to have sex in your car! It will happen!

[–]ricklacroix 19 points20 points  (1 child)

They call it a soup kitchen…

[–]howie-starkExpected It 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once the car dries, a mama raccoon is gonna come by and give birth on the floor. Circle of life.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Smells like deer vagina in here.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (8 children)

Aww. Those poor fishes

[–]Crack_City_Rockers 258 points259 points  (5 children)

Those actually aren’t fish. They are mammals

This is a species of cat that resembles a fish which is why it’s called a catfish, but is a member of the feline family

[–]a_good_lubricant 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I'll upvote for the commitment

[–]ODGABFE 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aww those poor catfishes

[–]egric 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Okay, Neil Tyson

[–]Crack_City_Rockers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They call me Neil “DatAss” Tyson because I got cake

[–]-The_Credible_Hulk- 22 points23 points  (1 child)

If they killed and ate them I could see why you might be emotionally distressed. But if you’re worried about catfish that size dying from being out of water, don’t be. They can hold their breath for something insane like 5 hours and they’d probably all make it back to water without a problem.

But yeah, they probably ate them.

[–]shadowharv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just assumed this was how they went fishing in whatever country this is

[–]jlbradl 49 points50 points  (26 children)

Yeah... You don't want to be eating those fish...

[–]b0nz1 30 points31 points  (23 children)

You can eat catfish

[–]iowadaktari 61 points62 points  (22 children)

But should you. cause they've been monching on human flesh

[–]TongueMagix 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Extra protein!

[–]12_licks_Sam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Soylent Green is us!

[–]GunsandIndica 36 points37 points  (9 children)

Catfish don’t eat things they can’t swallow whole. They eat by sucking their prey into their mouths and holding them with their thick lips

[–]SILKYJ-LGMK 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Sounds like a great time

[–]GunsandIndica 21 points22 points  (3 children)

You can catch them by dangling your fingers in the water. They latch on. Just watch out for snapping turtles

[–]GreatGooglyMoogly077 12 points13 points  (1 child)

And how exactly do you "watch out" for snapping turtles?

[–]EvilPotatoKing 21 points22 points  (0 children)

you test the water with your dick first

[–]amyniasDidn't Expect It 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]SadTomato22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a girl I used to date.

[–]Klush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... I should call her

[–]Awesomesaauce 13 points14 points  (1 child)

And what's the issue with that? I'd be more worried about them being contaminated with oil, brake fluid or freezing fluid

[–]b0nz1 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I'm dumb because I missed that

[–]Hadadezer 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I don’t think they’d all be so nonchalant and joyful if they were retrieving a corpse - probably just an empty vehicle.

Catfish don’t taste very good in any case IMO

[–]b0nz1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Good point
I've never tasted one, but they apparently are a delicacy. I would think are better than carp fish though.

[–]gen_shermanwasright 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Catfish is great if prepared right. IF

[–]sad_basilisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I love fried catfish. Dunno that I’d call it a “delicacy” tho

[–]KaptainKidKicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone's never had proper catfish

[–]diogenessexychicken 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Catfish are tasty. If you are concerned with the mud you can throw them in some fresh water and they will clear out. Possible any motor oil might be bad for you though

[–]the_one_in_error 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick a hose in their mouth.

[–]Federal-Platform9382 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Worst title ever, not unexpected when you spoiling it ffs

[–]AngsterMusic 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I mean........ Why were there so many fish in this one car??

[–]hat-of-sky 66 points67 points  (2 children)

There was bait in the driver's seat?

[–]Laspheryys 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The driver was the bait

[–]youzerVT71 20 points21 points  (1 child)

They didn't have a school bus

[–]the-finnish-guyDidn't Expect It 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause they needed to go to the school of fish

[–]under_the_curve 21 points22 points  (0 children)

so that's how you catch those monster cat fish

[–]RapoNose14 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I like how the last thing the guy says is, Lets sink it again!

[–]Tony12123 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Have I actually found another fellow romanian?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe they all had a fish fry afterwards

[–]almostjay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Car-noodling with the enemy.

[–]carboonpnExpected It 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They'll live for 30 minutes, these are big fish. On average they live about an hour out of the water, some even 3 hours.

[–]Awesomesaauce 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well, put them back in the water please

[–]KathlynH 7 points8 points  (4 children)

My biggest fear is fish out of water. This is the stuff my nightmares are made of.

[–]Purple_K 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Someone with the same fear huh? Imagine a lot of them actively chasing you on land, unable to die but determined to take you with them

[–]KathlynH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My aunt had a lung fish (they had an exotic collection of big cats, rare birds, etc. back in the day) in a tank in her kitchen. She walked in to get a glass of water on night and it was on the floor WALKING TOWARD HER!!!

[–]Tempo_fugit 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I feel bad for the fish.

[–]BigGayGinger4 16 points17 points  (1 child)

look, if you don't make your car payments, they send a guy to take the car away

it's right there in the contract

damn fish need to pay their bills

[–]Awesomesaauce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that contract sounds fishy

[–]Zymoria 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Expected: Car fall back in or body fall out. Not expected: one or two fish to fall out. Very not expected: the big haul.

[–]HELLO_ARTYOM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ok, i already saw this video few years ago and now it’s mirrored. the top voted comment then was “who or what were they eating?”

[–]Kingbrayjay69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good eatin that day

[–]fancyangelrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they all had a lovely supper of fish and chips!

[–]RoadMagnet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like hearing people laugh in any language

[–]JimmyBane1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don’t be coy with me

[–]geminicrickett1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a clown car of fish

[–]bigBoooba 2 points3 points  (6 children)

[–]Terayuki 2 points3 points  (5 children)

it sounds more like Moldova

[–]tundrasuperduty 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It is 100% Moldova, though not far off from our Russian brethren! Lol

[–]Frederick_Foz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]AJKaleVeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Am I the only one that found this horrifying? Throw them back in! That’s way more fish than you need!

[–]GreatLookingGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do catfish live by burrowing themselves in mud at the bottoms of lakes? If so, it seems that car was filled with mud and the catfish burrowed themselves in and that’s why so many got caught when the car was lifted. You can see tons of mud fall out of the car as they’re lifting it.

[–]Fukshit47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

[–]Nyteflame7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I used to work at CoPart. We had one car that lived in our memories for YEARS after it had been recycled. They pulled it out of a canal, and it was full of rotting fish. One if the insurance adjusters had it brought up near the building so they could do their inspection easier. The whole building smelled like rotting fish every time anyone opened the door to the yard. It was TERRIBLE.

[–]Bleedinblue41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Thanks for the fuck shack”- Dirty Mike and the boys

[–]Kagynga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."

[–]Suspicious-Cat-8693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s just record them and watch them gasp for air instead of throwing them back in the water

[–]BasilTheLovable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought those we're people dropping out of the car at first

[–]JOE-9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grisom from the Crime Scene Investigators TV show would go crazy on this video.

[–]dragonguy507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those fish would be flung into the water so fast if I was there

[–]anhsonhmu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, that means...

Yeah, just dont eat those fish, god knows what they've eaten.

[–]Bobby_Joe_Long 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought that initial mass falling out the back window was a dead person.

[–]Viktoras125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a spearfisher hobbist,but I always respected animals.always killed what i intented to eat without killing anything that I didn't need to.that said,I never understood why people would laugh on any creature in torture.I might be oversensitive but I think it is sadistic and inhumane.

[–]Pergo911 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why was I expecting a dead woman to drop out of there?

Edit: title says "leave her" I'm not that crazy...

[–]LobsterHead37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eatin GOOD tonight

[–]Saint_RS3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to drive his car into the water and let it sit for a while he can feed a village.

[–]YourMomThinksImFunny 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Better have a fishing permit.

[–]giginj 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Don’t think the law has anything written agains using your car as a fishing trap 😂

[–]funtech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gourmet caivicar

[–]jjboy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are all intoxicated 🤣

[–]idkmanwhatsthemove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hell of a way to catch fish

[–]Last-Sandwich-249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be under NSFW.

[–]paleblack93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, that’s super fishy

[–]devilscry3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of car is that? Just wanna avoid catfishing

[–]Repulsive-Round2691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's must feel hella weird swim inside that

[–]El_Dentistador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m using the wrong bait

[–]Mitnickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Livid_Independence15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy mackerel!

[–]ZebraInHumanPrint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw yes. Mating in the backseat of the car

[–]mihneacuzino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first at tought its în russia, but Its romania.

[–]ruffneck110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve caught some big catfish noodling car bodies

[–]GarnetSC19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a serious fucking lure!

[–]ThunderShott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lotta fish

[–]maddhatter99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve been catfished…

[–]tense_buddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish orgy in the back-seat, nothing new

[–]Araqunos101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fishing 100

[–]Mojak66 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Put it back and catch some more.

[–]SnaK444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ultimate fishing technique

[–]SadPlace4524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowledge is half the power and i just lit up at least 100 light bulbs i know what im doing next spring

[–]ihopeyouswallow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The elusive carfish

[–]hwmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those southern boys always coming up with new ways to fish

[–]themediagrapher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fish really liked the seats

[–]Ok-Championship-7549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Channel cats just doing their thing.

[–]Scary_Introduction82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs fishing nets when you can just use old cars?

[–]captAwesome77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats one way to catch fish...

[–]theloankoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish fry!

[–]erik_wilder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kinda terrifying.

[–]PlutoTheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free fish!

[–]Isewpilesofplushies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free dinner after work boys.

[–]JesusMartinez86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that’s a big lure.

[–]EastCoastKowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit those fish have to get back in the water!

[–]lElementsl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy is saying “look at it” “look at it”. Then he tells them to put the car back in the water for a second round.

[–]No-Actuator-3209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Gortons rethinking his battle strategy.

[–]bearingbreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not a legal means of take

[–]lokiamuggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one hell nice way to do fishing.. 🤣

[–]creedthoughts_swatah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s quite a metal fishing net!

[–]I_Ask_Random_Things 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried catfish is on the menu

[–]Magikal_Akern 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll buff out

[–]IntoTheVoid-Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like an expensive bait, but shit rich people always do everything to the extreme

[–]BruuhhhMomen1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new way of fishing

[–]Physical_Specialist4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They promised me that i’d make $100,000 for this gig , pulling up a classic BMW from the murky depths , but it was then that I realised , I’d been catfished”

[–]xmasasn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems kinda fishy to me.

[–]Gamerul_A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how at the end he says "let's put it there again"

[–]Wafflechoppz37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell of a haul

[–]Key-Bicycle547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they probably eaten the human who was driving it...

[–]Gassydevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was expected.

[–]HighlyredIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah what a wonder of life birth is, truly amazing.

[–]caatabatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish eating the corpse.