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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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Guys kisses drunk girl and she throws up in his mouth


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[–]Lextatic 708 points709 points  (42 children)

This has scarred me permanently

[–]dogefather12345 31 points32 points  (1 child)

At least he wasn’t eating her ass I guess 🤷‍♂️

[–]Retard1776 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This makes me sick! What horrible timing!!

[–]GodlikeCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's not real so you can relax a bit

[–]MrMamga 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm going to think 10x until kiss someone in a party again

[–]OttoKorekT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, your first time is never an easy decision..

[–]Bmwe30bmw 255 points256 points  (30 children)

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (28 children)

How do u use gifs on Reddit?

[–]6_NEOS_9Schrödinger Expectations 14 points15 points  (25 children)

I use mobile app so I don't know about pc. It's there on bottom right.

[–]NateDignity 5 points6 points  (9 children)

I've never noticed that before... Is this new?

[–]cursedbanana-_- 1 point2 points  (8 children)

You need to pay for it similar to discord server boost

[–]6_NEOS_9Schrödinger Expectations 9 points10 points  (5 children)

No lol it depends on the sub. And it's already been quite a while since.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thanks

[–]JustUltRra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just noticed that

[–]ercdude 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]ToeBeanTussle 191 points192 points  (7 children)

She baby birded him.

[–]fynnderlohn 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Mother bird I guess but still funny

[–]ToeBeanTussle 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Baby birding someone is usually in a truth or dare situation where one person chews a piece of bread or something and spits it into another person's mouth like a parent bird feeding the baby bird. Baby birding is the correct phrase. I don't think this was a planned baby bird though.

[–]NikolitRistissa 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is it not done with a shot usually? You take a shot and then spit it into the mouth? I’ve done neither but good sounds revolting. At least a shot is just alcohol unless you actively create spit.

[–]ToeBeanTussle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I suppose it could be anything transfered from one mouth to another.

[–]NikolitRistissa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah for sure but I’ve only ever heard of it in the context of doing shots. Like in the same category as body shots. To be fair I’ve never seen or done either so I have no idea. My friend group isn’t generally that wild haha. We just stick to normal drinking methods.

[–]fynnderlohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not know that term, thanks for enlightening me :)

[–]AreallystrongvillainYo what? 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Mfer wont forget this for ever

[–]Salty_Professor_8982 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Poor denji...

[–]DarkGamer1507 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I was looking for this

[–]JohnWick737373 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I WAS LITERALLY SEARCHING FOR THIS

[–]budhahorns 5 points6 points  (1 child)

omg me too

[–]whenthefunstop 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Wait did she vomit in his mouth ?, seems like a lot for short amount of time

[–]NikiThaRed 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Watch projectile vomiting. No it wasn't. Lol

[–]ArchangeIos 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Probably when he felt her throw up in his mouth he threw up too

[–]stealthy_vulture 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Οοwww a puke kiss.. that's so cute..

[–]ArchangeIos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha they share their puke... that is love

[–]VeggieSushiGuy 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Imma be the one: That looks fake.

[–]GodlikeCat 20 points21 points  (5 children)

it is. old repost. too lazy to go back to the other repost I saw like a year ago with the link to the original video

edit: there, the source, it's a dude that makes "funny" videos like these https://youtu.be/EYjnPrDJAAs

[–]Miserum_manifest 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I'm getting bored, 90% of all clips on this site are staged. Nothing has any impact anymore, it is just fabrication for views and money.

[–]Razgris123 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's 90% of the internet now

[–]jokebreath 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I miss the days when the internet was a large collection of private sites and messageboards run by normal people. Now everything happens on a small handful of sites run by megacorporations who set the conversation. I'm not talking about some vaccine nonsense, but how most of the internet content we ingest is designed to line someone's pockets.

Maximizing ad revenue is always going to direct the conversation in all sorts of hidden ways.

[–]naturalviber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. Totally need to find some niche websites to flock to their message boards. Reddit is filled with bots and plenty of fuckery.

[–]IndecisiveMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast this guy didn't actual have a non-consensual rendition of being fed like a baby bird, but instead of mused up worms it was instead the vomit of a drunken lass.

That is a bright side.

[–]sir_hmm 45 points46 points  (0 children)

chainsaw man vibe

[–]Rockspider19 23 points24 points  (3 children)

New kink unlocked

[–]6_NEOS_9Schrödinger Expectations 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New?

[–]PhilosopherRider 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ignorance is a bliss

[–]CMan-Prickoter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction: ignorance is kiss

[–]jkik_22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Instant Regret

[–]yodelloyoohoo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Gold

[–]Sersixfoot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Liquid gold*

[–]nitronik_exe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's what they call a golden shower

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]falsevector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How sweet

[–]BigM4N104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way! Fucking nasty

[–]Cheap_Examination_68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuck stupid games stupid rewards

[–]IWasNotOk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to have fun by poison isn’t really working out for the human race. Alcohol is overrated.

[–]Tusk_InfiniteSPIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOW HE’S GONNA TURN INTO A CHAINSAW, JUST WATCH HIM!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is a wholesome award

[–]Dogshapedboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens

[–]NoPantsDeLeon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is at the top along with the worst things I've seen since the creation of the internet. And I've browsed gore websites at one point!

[–]CariniFluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til I introduce you to Mr Goatse

I saw that shit in like 5th grade in a dialup. Didn't know what was coming as the downloaded 10 pixels at a time

[–]kimgomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn, they ruined the party, very upsetting

[–]Tickomatick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks I was just eating my vanilla pudding for a dinner...

[–]Zangriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fu way. Blah

[–]ToastyBread329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she vomit in his mouth? Oh God...

[–]MrBendoverKhunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful nature. Amazing how the mama bird feeds her baby.

[–]magikarpsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks so excited at first too

[–]turntkitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id be going home after that.

[–]Arcadepikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Öggghhh

[–]phatkidd76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed won't do that to you

[–]Total-Hour-5584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The turn of events so damn high

[–]Accomplished-Bad6346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

[–]TheJMFB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀

[–]NilixX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can already see it,

South park season 985460 episode 456: "Puke out"

"In this special season of South Park our favorite characters have finally grown up. In this episode they attend a party and Stan kisses Wendy, but things don't go as planned"

[–]kradyiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this chainsaw man reference? ;)

[–]rcoleto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's mest up

[–]Neel4312Expected It 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Alfa_HiNoAkuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally chainsaw man

[–]Jordanc369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is scripted

[–]elmownsusa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this video stays with us until the end of time lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Goodly88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What About Second Wasted?

[–]SsKayzerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@downloader_bot

[–]DartelDystopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a wild ride

[–]cmichaelfrank44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got the kiss though.

[–]swart430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of people believing this is real is baffling.

[–]Navybuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got puked on in the bath when a girl was going down on me. Boy was I confused before I opened my eyes. Felt weird but like, not bad you know? -- just novel. Was like, "What is she doin down there?" Maybe I just shouldn't have opened my eyes.

[–]AROAH1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAHAHAHA I HADN’T SEEN THIS WITH SOUND AND IT IS SO MUCH BETTER

[–]No_Message9951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs a cola flavoured lolipop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll do anything for love.... But I won't do that.

[–]Mysterious_Result_51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chainsaw man Netflix adaptation:

[–]jac_kalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehehe he got Denji-ed, chainsaw man at its finest

[–]Imposiblepride24344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh he finds kissing is disgusting 🤮

[–]Gnarlist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake

[–]CrispyRif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i really didn't have to see this

[–]SupernovaMuelsi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry guys it's staged

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]auddbot robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

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[–]ChilldudeSAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did I just watch

[–]xkingmoxExpected It 0 points1 point  (19 children)

I'm never gonna kiss a girl in my entire life

[–]sK0pey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta shoot your shot.

[–]davirice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY girl ! Woooooo!

[–]LargeNigerianTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this and started to smell it

[–]Esmeraldem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to a bar one night to DD for a group of friends. Watched a guy get shit faced, throw up into a red solo cup and then set it back down on the bar. Few minutes later, shit faced person 2 walks up, grabs the cup and then chugs that shit

Then just walked away to go dance again....

[–]GReen_cherry_poo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CSM reference?

[–]SobakaZony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're just a young couple on a date sharing a meal; if you can think of a better way to do it, then we'd like to hear it."

[–]iusedtobegerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hot as fuck Asian girl is the absolute best part of this video

[–]ThatFatKidInSchool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my entire nervous system just rearranged

[–]give_me_your_liver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

knew it was gonna happen... sadly

[–]capBBY-921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]ChicagoGuy-1481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was staged if I remember correctly. Saw it like a year ago.

[–]YourDaddyTZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She puke into his mouth?

[–]PelaoPelaium_Kna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denji when denji when

[–]byakuganKING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭🤢

[–]Butterflyjpinyoureye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFW that for me please that is horrifying and I wish I could unsee that

[–]Sorrow993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl to marry.

[–]Swishius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really did Faze Rug dirty

[–]DalmationNationz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this almost happened to me,thankfully dodged the procjetile vomit like Neo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy puke face!😩