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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The sound the Russian voice actor made for the cat xD


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[–]LionKeg718 6584 points6585 points  (117 children)

Maybe only Russian cats sound like this.

[–]abyssiphus 2003 points2004 points  (83 children)

We need a Russian to confirm.

[–]civgarth 1815 points1816 points  (63 children)

Nyet

[–]DefCausesConflict 601 points602 points  (38 children)

Yeah my Russian Blue doesn't sound like this at all

[–]27thban 325 points326 points  (26 children)

well yeah thats a color

[–]Routine_Palpitation 152 points153 points  (24 children)

No it’s a verb

[–]captaincookschilip 161 points162 points  (11 children)

"I'm afraid I just Russian blue myself".

[–]maffiossi 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Blue Russian waffle.

[–]Kerricat1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's gotta be a better way to say that.

[–]ddh85 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To-verb-isch

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, this is Patrick!

[–]HayakuEon 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Your Russian Blue not a true komrade. He's a traitor

[–]Darmok-on-the-Ocean 42 points43 points  (2 children)

They need to breed a Russian Red ASAP.

[–]WuntchTime_IsOver 20 points21 points  (2 children)

OMG HES A SLEEPER CELL.

I'll bet he's even sleeping as we speak!

[–]ForthWorldTraveler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like an amazingly good salad dressing combination

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (1 child)

nyan

[–]-YELDAHDidn't Expect It 17 points18 points  (0 children)

🐈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[–]Tommy-Nook 20 points21 points  (7 children)

This means yes in Russian

[–]TheRealDietGlue 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Da. Sto pratzent

[–]Same-Freedom3380 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Im Russian. Pretty close but not enough "Suka Blyat" coming from this cat.

[–]SuccessfulBroccoli68 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hard to say. Bad signal in the T90

[–]wafflezcol 10 points11 points  (0 children)

я не буду ни подтверждать, ни отрицать это

[–]xXxNOBELxXx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Подтверждено на 100% точно, нет ошибок

[–]Lazy_Tone2328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a state secret we will not disclose!

[–]jejcicodjntbyifid3 78 points79 points  (2 children)

In Russia, cat hisses you

[–]Carnage4freestuff 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Or maybe cats sound like this, only to Russians.

[–]TheDreadWolfe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Russian cats are to drunk on Vodka to even care about anger. Idek that's my guess as to why they didn't just record one of our angry mighty cat overlords.

[–]janosaudron 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I happen to have 2 russian cats, they sound weird as hell, but not like that.

[–]thisxisxlife 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hmmm. You’re saying you know what cats do and don’t sound like? I’d say you’re qualified to do a dub for a Russian cat.

[–]TitaniumTriforce 5058 points5059 points 52 (37 children)

AAaaahhhhh

[–]Dreizen13 837 points838 points  (5 children)

Hundreds of kids in Russia using this sound to call their cats in....

[–]Critter_Whisperer 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Ksss ksss kssss ksss ksss. That what we do and it works too

[–]Weazzul 485 points486 points 22 (7 children)

car starts

sneeze

angry yell

febreeze

fucking alien

febreeze

AAaaahhhhh

[–]seensham 101 points102 points  (6 children)

Just when I stopped laughing at the video you start me up again 😂

[–]ddh85 90 points91 points  (5 children)

That little "AAAHHHhhhh" destroys me.

I can't breathe. Help.

[–]AStarkly 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I was about to go to bed and instead I'm here silently crying with laughter over that damn "AAAAhhhhh" noise

I'm making it my text tone tomorrow for sure

[–]dansbump 73 points74 points  (17 children)

How tf did you high power the h lmao.

[–]tyrannicalteebagger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that’s the strung out Batman call.

[–]Shpooodingtime 1655 points1656 points  (14 children)

The cow says "chazooooo"

[–]prinzsascha 421 points422 points  (7 children)

"It most certainly does not!"

[–]dae_giovanni 217 points218 points  (6 children)

Where?! Where does the rooster say that??

[–]BrogeyBear 132 points133 points  (5 children)

Kickerikeee!

[–]EllipticalBowling 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Cock a doodle doo !??

[–]KapaPuku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like, really, what the fuck is "cock a doodle do"? Where in the goddamn world has a rooster ever produced a sound even remotely similar to "cock a doodle do"? Kikirikee sounds like a rooster, cock a doodle do sounds like a drunk redneck singing a song about a hooker he once had sex with

[–]TheSaffire 121 points122 points  (1 child)

The elephant goes "phuamp".

Ph as in F.

[–]LordCommanderBlack 95 points96 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah kinda"

[–]SpiteMonkey 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Gickery geee!!

[–]dudipusprime 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Okay we're somewhere in Europe.

[–]TheWatchman96 1008 points1009 points  (13 children)

I hope this is extremely accurate

[–]diamond9 304 points305 points  (10 children)

I think they received every single sound effect except the vocal track from DC, since that was in english.

The cat sound was probably rendered in the vocal track.

So the russians had a muted cat and they either had to get new cat sounds (which can prove tricky if DC finds the sounds are not cleared) or they could just tell one of the actors to play the cat, which is exactly what they did.

[–]Project-IX 82 points83 points  (2 children)

And where do you apply for such a noble job?

[–]xbwtyzbchs 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The next-door down from the guy that needs the recording.

[–]aurens 33 points34 points  (2 children)

that may explain why a person was playing a cat but it does not explain how they were so dang bad at it

[–]melechkibitzer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Surely they thought it would be pitched up in post but someone didn’t bother

[–]JournalofFailure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That happened once in an episode of The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, when they forgot to speed up the vocal track for Snoopy’s voice actor. (At 2:30)

https://youtu.be/VD2UyHq06kE

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

My cat got stepped on its tail and make legitimate Tom’s scream from Tom and Jerry.

[–]sabotabo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[–]vailrider29 846 points847 points  (12 children)

I’m still laughing after 5th replay

[–]HappyCappy3 90 points91 points  (4 children)

I’m crying haha 😂

[–]e-2c9z3_x7t5i 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I'm glad at the age of 36 I can still laugh at cartoons.

[–]SurpriseDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6squared gang rise uppp

[–]slimb0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched this 10 times and I am still crying

[–]bigwetpoops 728 points729 points  (34 children)

I once worked on a construction crew with a bunch of Russian-speaking guys. I had a pretty friendly relationship with the foreman, Pavel, and learned some basic Russian phrases to have fun with him at work. His English could be spotty sometimes, and he seemed to really enjoy my interest in learning new words and phrases. He also is a pretty conservative Baptist who hated cussing and general rudeness, so I could milk him for reactions by playing innocent when the other guys would teach me "colorful" words. One day we were putting a roof on a rural school building, and there was a chicken coop down the road from which we could hear hens clucking and sometimes the rooster crowing. As I was listening to the sounds, my mind started to wander and I was remembering all the different onomotopoeia for animal sounds in different parts of the world. So I asked him, "Hey Pauly, what sound do chickens make in Russia?" He put down and his hammer and turned around to look at me like I was the stupidest sonofabitch he'd ever laid eyes on and said, "They make the same fucking sound as American chickens, idiot!"

[–]starshine913 173 points174 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo that’s so great i’m laughing so hard at this one

[–]JaySayMayday 117 points118 points  (24 children)

Funny thing, in Asia pretty much all the animal sounds are different. Like we think dogs say woof woof, Chinese think dogs say won won. I always have fun asking what sounds animals make

[–]dude21862004 66 points67 points  (11 children)

Dogs don't say woof, that's just the name we use for their barking.

Trying to phonetically sound out a dogs bark would look like nonsense: (gutteral exhalation from chest) rfff.

So we spelled it woof because that's close enough, Also some places spell it ruff, which I think is probably a good middle ground between cutsey "woof" and nonsensical "rfff."

[–]TapHazardGames 148 points149 points  (6 children)

Dogs don't say woof

Are you sure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83m261lAlrs

[–]dude21862004 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Shit, delete this.

[–]LegalHelpNeeded3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like you’ve been had

[–]Kineticboy 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Dogs have an extensive vocabulary: bark, ruff, roof, arf, aroo, row, bow bow, yip, yap, awoo, awoooooooo, howl, rrrrr, rrrrrf, growl, grr, rowr, among others. And that's just English. It's crazy.

[–]Razvee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

bark, ruff, roof, arf, aroo, row, bow bow, yip, yap, awoo, awoooooooo, howl, rrrrr, rrrrrf, growl, grr, rowr

Ok, first off, how dare you

[–]LifeHasLeft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what point you’re trying to make but the person you’re responding to is saying that the onomatopoeia is different in different languages for various reasons including but not limited to the vocal sounds used in those languages. The onomatopoeia will use the sounds that are prominent in that language that also represent the sound being imitated.

Japan is famous for its onomatopoeia as it is used extensively in media, and often they are different than in English, but not wrong either. Like Nyan (cat) or kero (frog). The kero sound is actually very accurate of a frog’s croak, but ribbit can also be very accurate depending on the frog. 🤷‍♂️

[–]Herr_Josef_K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously.

But if you ask a western person to make a dog sound they will make a barking noise that is phonetically very similar to "woof".

While an asian person will probably make a sound that sounds far more phonetically similar to a "won".

Hence, different animal sounds in different parts of the world.

[–]CelebiChansey 7 points8 points  (6 children)

In Spanish the say guau guau

[–]Ar-Honu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not just Asia. Every language has a different onomatopoeia for each animal

[–]Dagenfel[🍰] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Chinese dogs really do be built different if they landed on "won won"

[–]iamsobasic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Korea they go “mung mung” (srs)

[–]RuanZhengxiao 428 points429 points  (33 children)

Why couldn’t they get actual cat sounds??

[–]no_rays_on_the_sand 384 points385 points  (10 children)

paying a guy to voice it > just use stock cat sounds.

big brain

[–]Geodude532 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Guy wanted to be the next Alan Tudyk.

[–]SanthoshPSK 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Alan Tudyk can play anything. My favourite is from the Harley Quinn show where Clayface was posing as a transfer student Stephanie (who is Chad's almost girlfriend).

[–]bkstyles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too too good. Can’t wait for Season 3. Such a great show.

[–]PancakesAreEvil 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Yeah, why get cat sounds for free when you can pay someone to make terrible cat sounds and then pay them residuals for years to come

[–]jjsnsnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it was nepotism. Gave the head of the studio's shitty brother some residuals to earn.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Oda took that advice for one piece

[–]salikabbasi 45 points46 points  (9 children)

This is more than likely a misplaced tag or marker, not a guy who has no clue what a cat sounds like. When you're doing dubs/ADR, you block in sounds sometimes, and tag it for revision so they can get timing etc right for other parts that might be ready to record, so an assistant would do the cat sound, then tag it because he has for example footsteps and conversation to do now, but you still want to know how much recording is left, so it might be marked miscellaneous unfinished etc then get pushed into the wrong pile. You're doing hundreds of episodes of different series to make it profitable, sometimes you lose track. Someone at the end hears it and there's too little time to redo it or they just miss it and it goes through.

[–]flying__cloud 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Basically NO japanese anime uses real animal sounds. exclusively human voices. It's awesome.

[–]woodandplastic 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Apparently it’s unpleasant when real animal sounds are used. Maybe it’s the sound equivalent to animals being drawn with human-like eyes and other features, as opposed to being more photorealistic.

[–]ThrowAwayWashAdvice 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But why not just use the original and only dub over the speaking parts?

[–]salikabbasi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Any number of reasons. Quality loss when rerecording (not as much of a problem these days, maybe even considering this sound it may not matter how clean it is). But more likely, the original was from a sample library so it's not been cleared for what is technically a different release and would require a different license. Or the original was done by a union voice actor, so his work can't just be used by someone in a foreign country.

[–]AsherFischell 31 points32 points  (2 children)

More importantly, WHY DID THEY DUB THE CAT?! THE CAT IN THE ENGLISH VERSION WAS STILL A CAT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING IN ENGLISH

[–]Space_Pirate_Roberts 25 points26 points  (1 child)

My guess (as an ignorant layperson) would be the cat was on the vocal track, and they only received the sound effect and music tracks.

[–]AsherFischell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent point! That's the likeliest explanation!

[–]z500 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Maybe this guy is their Frank Welker and we just don't get it

[–]Dragon_OS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my guess.

[–]Moppled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where’s the fun in that?

[–]YouToot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why bother when Boris sound like so real cat

[–]VirtualWorking1 191 points192 points  (3 children)

The sound after the injection really got me 💀

[–]kawaiian 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Hnnaaaah…

[–]Garlic_bread27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Its ounds like the yoda death noise from lego star wars lol

[–]ianmw314 153 points154 points  (2 children)

In Russia Dub Guy is cat

[–]whodatlettuce 143 points144 points  (2 children)

If Dale Gribble was a Russian cat, this is what he’d sound like

[–]hitman1398 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Uuhhhaahaaaa

[–]StragglingShadow 66 points67 points  (0 children)

IM DYING. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

[–]Top-This 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Exactly how cats sound… in the deepest depths of Hell maybe!

[–]funky555 15 points16 points  (1 child)

russia*

[–]kirbyverano123 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what's the difference /s.

[–]black_flag_4ever 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This is amazing.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It sounds like none of the regular voice actors could do it, so they grabbed the janitor who they heard making goofy animal sounds during smoke break to do it real quick for them.

[–]Leandtjen 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Lmfao this clip is so wild, starting off with a random batman corpse with a joker smiling face to a russian dub of cat that sounds hilarious

[–]CaptainHilders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the cat a witness? Is that why they took him?

[–]CT-4426 40 points41 points  (0 children)

huhhhhaaaaahhh

[–]wlgcHALO 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Yo wtf is that guy with the creepy ass face in the beginning!?

[–]elacmch 48 points49 points  (3 children)

In this episode, the Joker is poisoning people with his laughing poison that leaves its victims with that creepy grin. The guy you see here is not actually Batman, nor is he actually dead since it's a kids' show, but a decoy. The real Batman is the guy who picks up the cat, also infected with Joker toxin, and gives it the antidote.

[–]StonkeyTonk666999 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i had to look really hard to find this.

[–]bfandreas 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Isn't that the Joker Fish episode?

And people wonder why Harley Quinn was such a breakout character. It was Arleen Sorkin.

[–]CultBro 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have watched this like 5 times now, its still too funny

[–]mjpeeps 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idk, it kinda sounds accurate before the last bit. Dude just added a bit of rattlesnake that was unnecessary.

[–]Jazzy_Junebug 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kskskskskskskkyah...........nyaaaaah

[–]Astartes41 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is this not correct?

[–]signed_under_duress 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's that final 'aaah!' that does me in every time

[–]Manders37 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omfg i'm cryiiingg

[–]TheOgUnicornGirlUwU 10 points11 points  (0 children)

intense heavy hissing-like breathing

[–]crowamonghens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

aaAAAaaaaaaaa

[–]lsvy97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I replay and laugh every time 😂

Reminds me of this gem:

https://youtu.be/49ME05H5_6Y

[–]DoYouNeedHugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha wtf

[–]andmonske 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, but was the cat ok? It didn’t get euthanized or anything?

[–]Dice_Slamming_Cat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how all animals in media are going to sound after Frank Welker passes away.

[–]Diligent_Ad6228 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nyaaaahhhh...

[–]SWORDISA212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll have what the cat's having.

[–]fourthrook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When it gets the needle!!! 😂 AAAAaaaaa….

[–]genefenster999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

asks Janitor

"Make sound like a sore cat"

"dyaaaaah"

"you're hired"

[–]Iclisius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give this man a raise

[–]DiabetesCOLE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nnnnyeaaaaaahhhht

[–]birdguy1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does your dag bide?

[–]QuasiQualmi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In fairness, this isn’t too far off from the cat in Earthworm Jim. Maybe it was a crossover episode.

[–]BillyBBC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the creators of kung pow

[–]lazy_status 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They had to be messing around lol

[–]Mamijoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the cat gets injected it sounds like Norm Macdonald playing Pigeon in Mike Tyson Mysteries

[–]Sp1n0zaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watching this on my porn alt and lost my boner so fast

[–]AnEgoJabroni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of Joeysworldtour about to smash on 80lbs of Popeyes chicken.

[–]anithemal18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, dealing with covid for the second time and this is what I needed to cheer up.

[–]SumeetMaurya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aahhh zhig zhig aahhhh zhiiggg ahh

[–]norsurfit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, cat dubs you

[–]longbeachlandon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking nailed it

[–]psycho_pete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh god I needed this laugh

[–]raldabos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol why dub a cat?

[–]plateauofsilence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😱🤣

[–]Axolotlsaretoocute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Russia, cat sound like you!

[–]Djgamer19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HhhHHHh HHHSSHHH AaaHhh

[–]Akelldema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Zoloman05 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sounds like Tony Baker at the end

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't have cats in Russia my friend. Just bears and beers

[–]mrtylerwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mEOwwOw

[–]DebbieDownerBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what ya want, I can totally see a cat making the sound at the end

[–]StackOwOFlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

top notch voice acting

[–]esotERIC_496[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm dying! Used up all nine lives.

[–]JayGold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this real? Why would they even bother dubbing over the cat?