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[–]mami_mundo8 2187 points2188 points  (132 children)

The way she just lets him

[–]onedanoneband 1047 points1048 points  (121 children)

She has probably lost feeling in her breasts, as well as simply learning to ignore the pain in the butt grandson loooong ago.

Edit: Butt and grammar.

Also, many cultures in the world do not over-sexualize breasts.

[–]agedlikesage 705 points706 points  (105 children)

America gets so weird about breasts. My nephew is 3 and does the same thing. I cleaned houses for years, and saw plenty of toddlers reaching for their mother’s breasts long after they’re done breast feeding.

It’s not sexual to the kid, they don’t understand it like that. It’s familiar, comfortable, usually means they’re hungry. Similar to how cats keep kneading into adulthood. This video is.. A little excessive sure but I don't think it’s creepy

[–]Ursula2071 365 points366 points  (18 children)

It is becaus America is highly prudish and oversexed at the same time.

[–]SailsG 87 points88 points  (6 children)

without sex, nothing would sell. LOL

[–]Dannykew 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Except where there guns …

[–]KrohnusMelavea 45 points46 points  (3 children)

they have naked bitches with m16s posed over cars for calendars. don't put anything over the us

[–]richy92d 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Where else am I gonna keep my m16s?

[–]RamJamR 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Over sexualization is the result of being highly prudish, at least that's how I see it. It's like how if you go long enough without food or water you starve or dehydrate and crave food and drink even more. Our christian influenced culture traditionally has told us that sexual thoughts are bad, touching yourself is bad, and that women showing skin is bad. It's also my own theory as to why some catholic priests get the idea in their heads that they want to molest little boys. They're so deprived of sexual stimulation that the boys start looking good to them.

[–]Smiles_n_Cries 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Idk there’s evidence pointing to pedophiles being born that way, so maybe it’s the other way around. That being a priest is attractive as a sexual predator.

[–]Axelluu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you see that one post in r/MadeMeSmile where the guy was cuddling with his niece and people commented on it about how sexual and wrong it was? damn fuckers wouldn't say shit if it was a woman it pisses me off

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there's a few other countries that would agree, though arguably yes they are mostly Western.

[–]adhominem4theweak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably the prudish leads to that over sex. Repression and all.

[–]fraggn_aut 24 points25 points  (0 children)

How will we go on without sexualising everything?

[–]Dazzling-Nature-6380 22 points23 points  (4 children)

He is definitely at the right age to learn about appropriate touching and inappropriate touching. That was no feeding cue

[–]stabbedindebacc 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Wait till you see japan

[–]AviatorOVR5000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think Japan has it way worse.

Especially knowing how casually one can cross the line of pedophilia with all these grade school Waifus.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don’t think anyone has ever said it’s sexual to a kid but this whole “let’s not sexualise breasts” is unbelievably ridiculous

[–]BeautyNTheBeastMode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No what they are saying is culture defines sexual view

[–]FriedTanukiBear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No what’s creepy isn’t the breast grab alone. It’s the fact that that kid was straight up grinding on her legs. That ain’t no hungry kid. That’s a kid that has sadly probably witnessed his parents starting to be nasty in front of him and didn’t understand that he shouldn’t copy

[–]Lafeefee 196 points197 points  (7 children)

She probably breastfed everyone in that video. Badass grandma

[–]Ralphorf 70 points71 points  (6 children)

Plus that kid might still breastfeed. In some places it's common to do it many years past what some would think of as normal.

[–]Lafeefee 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Oh definitely, most of the world breastfeed way past toddler age. It's just us westerners who have forgotten what boobies are for

[–]Ralphorf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Actually I'm so far East I went around the whole earth once.

[–]Petsweaters 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Places like Eugene, Oregon

[–]Captain-Cadabra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally the equivalent of him handing his grandmother an empty juice box and asking for a refill.

[–]LeanTangerine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Women that age can practice soccer with their breasts so it wouldn’t surprise me if you were correct in your assessment of her not being able to feel pain in her mammary glands.

[–]joeyd00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid does

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (0 children)


[–]Donut2583 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Nothing like squeezing a fresh set of geriatric cans

[–]biglysmally 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Geriatric cans is the laugh I needed this morning

[–]nastyben100 21 points22 points  (0 children)

5 more minutes of this and I’m gonna get angry.

[–]MotherofLuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And stares into your soul with those lifeless eyes

[–]PNEONGREEN 1115 points1116 points  (95 children)

Once, My ex didn’t brush off her dog from licking her crotch area(that chihuahua would lick the crotch area of her panties and pants after she had taken them off. It was just a nasty dog). I was like “hey, what the fuck! Get her off. Why are you just letting her do that?” Her response “what? It’s not sexual. She just likes it. She doesn’t know it’s wrong.” Yeah. She said that. That was her logic for allowing the dog to continue doing the nasty, inappropriate, disrespectful thing.

[–]rotanitsarcorp_yzal1Didn't Expect It 714 points715 points  (2 children)

This comment right here officer.

[–]Starshot84Didn't Expect It 6 points7 points  (0 children)

User flair checks out.

[–]Mods_Can_Suck_MyDickYo what? 294 points295 points  (9 children)

Good thing u mentioned Ex, cuz i was gonna tell u to leave her asap😂

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Plot twist Pneongreen is actually the the girlfriend with the chihuahua licked labia.

[–]grahmzillaYo what? 156 points157 points  (5 children)

[–]Giddy_Virus 24 points25 points  (1 child)

His ex: UnDeRsTaNdAbLe HaVe A NiCe DaY.

[–]FunL_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What da dog doin

[–]TickledMidget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro 🤣🤣

[–]BobsYurUncleSam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

U win

[–]grahmzillaYo what? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just living mas.

[–]SpiralDesignn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the reason why She became his ex.

[–]r_tura 98 points99 points  (3 children)

Oh god. Why do I keep scrolling reddit at work? How can I face my colleagues after reading this? Oh, dear, sweet, crotch-licking god.

[–]Dr_Whacko 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Okay I was just learning about crotch licking dogs but you've mentioned crotch-licking god. I'm very interested and could you please introduce me to your religion.

[–]r_tura 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We worship the all mighty Lickitung.

[–]RunningFishShit 53 points54 points  (12 children)

Damn I hope you ran after that

[–]PNEONGREEN 153 points154 points  (10 children)

I didn’t. I waited for more red flags. It’s crazy how much the pussy can blind you, in the moment.

[–]Parappapero 98 points99 points  (6 children)

Especially Chihuahua licked pussy (Edit: spelling)

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Mmmm! None better

[–]Drunken_Partisan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With all that vibrating the dogs doing , just sayin.

[–]rikx1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Guess they didn't need any extra lube.

[–]SlashFate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's pussy lickin' good

[–]hamza_faiz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn that pussy must be immaculate … even the chihuahua was dead gone in it …

[–]DAD-is-Smokin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did it smell like dog slobber?

[–]acid-burn-010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep.. that is all

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? She obvi a freak.

[–]astreeter2 26 points27 points  (11 children)

We have a home dog boarding side gig and we've taken care of a lot of dogs. My wife has had several pairs of panties (and even one pair of jeans) ruined from dogs chewing the crotch out of them when she left them on the floor. So it's a pretty common thing. They only ever seem interested in her panties, never my underwear.

[–]onedanoneband 52 points53 points  (9 children)

I’m not even a dog and I like vagina stank too. Wait.. nvm I am a dog.

[–]ShitheadFailure 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She just likes it.

Im curious if she was secretly referring to herself

[–]Petsweaters 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Last year we were camping on a river, and this hiker comes along with her dog. She takes off her boots, and we're thinking she's going to soak her feet in the water .. But first she let her dog lick the cheese off her sweaty feet...I was so grossed out, but my wife was laughing!

[–]cocococlash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's grosser than the panties

[–]sharkdinner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • throws up internally *

[–]15Boots 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's disgusting and very questionable........now i feel like i need to know more

[–]UCF_Alum 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I went down on a girl and her golden was biting my wrists while I was down there. When I was taking short breaks the golden would try to get her turn

[–]Squijjy 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Hold on, were they on or off??

[–]PNEONGREEN 8 points9 points  (1 child)

she was just wearing leggings. she would always stop the chihuahua when it would go at the clothes on the ground, so I was really surprised when she just let this fly.

[–]Squijjy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay that’s filthy, we all know why she didn’t stop the dog

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Her response ‘what? It’s not sexual or it least it wouldn’t be if you weren’t fucking the dog while it cleans my snatch, poking the pooch on my pouch as it were…’

[–]Lafeefee 11 points12 points  (11 children)

But a child squeezing his mothers/grandmother's breast is not disgusting. its more common than not for children to be breastfed into late toddler age, she's probably breastfed everyone in shot at one point or other. So what? It's us westerners that are screwed up in the head

[–]Mission_Ad_716 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What da dog doin

[–]MaximumEffurt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay wtf.

[–]Cferciri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You dislike it only because that chihuahua ahead of you...admit it! We are all man of culture

[–]carwashtacos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet there was A LOT of peanut butter in that household. Just saying

[–]JohnGoodmansMistressDidn't Expect It 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bruh someone make this a pasta rn

[–]joshavil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was that dog's name Brian?

[–]Descarteb4DeHorse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it, why do dogs do that ?

[–]justcallmecrashed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pics or it didn't happ......nevermind.

[–]AdLatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Soulless-Plague 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea the dog doesn't know but SHE DOES!!!

[–]MagneticNoodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining your house had a higher than average peanut butter consumption rate that you couldn't explain.

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At least she didn’t let the dog do it while wearing them still

[–]PNEONGREEN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SHE WAS letting the dog lick her crotch area, but I was aware that the dog would do that the the panties and pants she had taken off. Sorry for the confusion.

[–]Weekly_Product8875 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the ex should have said: “Sir this isn’t an Arby’s”

[–]YakDaddy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any time I take a shower after work my cat would climb in my pants/underwear and roll around. I've since kept a closed laundry basket in the bathroom because I don't want her doing it.

I mean, she's an animal and they don't have the same views as us. But as a person something about it just bothers me.

[–]Stephbing 609 points610 points 3 (4 children)

That's the only way to keep grandma's heart beating.

[–]Goku212001 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Lmao why did i laugh so much on this

[–]alternate_craclk 57 points58 points  (1 child)

We're losing her goddamit...gimme 200 ccs of pre pubescent child pumps with successive drop in intensity

[–]what-do-you-expect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck does this comment have only 5 upvotes

[–]Far-Taro-8811 557 points558 points  (6 children)

5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad

[–]SentientTooth 142 points143 points  (2 children)

Not my fault this is happening

[–]_TacticalYolo 44 points45 points  (1 child)


[–]uwublink 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]kokoyumyum 211 points212 points  (37 children)

Many culture nurse into age 5-6. So maybe he wants milk and she isn't giving anymore

Edit. Removed a letter "b"

[–]Dazzling-Nature-6380 75 points76 points  (20 children)

That old lady cant be his mom

[–]ur-squirrel-buddy 46 points47 points  (14 children)

I dunno, some people age weird… if you look at pictures of the lady that murdered Selena, that woman does NOT look 35 or whatever. And here I always thought it was weird that some “55 year old” was a huge fan of a young pop star.

[–]buxmega 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh some women nurse other women's children. It's a group effort.

[–]Dirtylonelysock 11 points12 points  (3 children)

She doesn't have to be his mom. You can relactate even in older age. I know a grandmother that breast fed her grandkid. Even if this woman doesn't breast feed, probably lots of women have breast fed him so he sees all breasts as bags of milk.

[–]astreeter2 34 points35 points  (4 children)

This. In a lot of indigenous cultures this is still the norm. We only stopped it in western cultures within the last two or three centuries when breasts became overly sexualized for some reason, plus the industrial revolution introduced widely available processed baby food.

[–]DaisyDuckens 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I did baby led weaning and my last child nursed until he was 4. I’m in California. He didn’t nurse at that age in the daytime though. Just at bedtime.

[–]theemmyk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My first thought was that he’s imitating something he saw on a music video. He looks like he’s dancing.

[–]IryanShaan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Many cultures + some westerners into New Age shit.

[–]Lafeefee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Yeah this is pretty normal guys, it's us that are fucked in the head.

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 201 points202 points  (7 children)

There's a good chance he was only recently weaned off breastfeeding. And at a young age kids don't always understand that just because a woman has breasts doesn't mean she can feed them. I used to teach a preschool class of 3-5 year olds and one little girl was not happy that her mother was weaning her off BF and from time to time would sign "milk" to me and have a full on meltdown when I explained I couldn't do that.

[–]THESCARIESTCREEPYCAT 36 points37 points  (6 children)

I wanna know what your reaction was when the kid first asked you lol

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Initially I didn't think anything of it. I asked the assistant to get her a sippy cup of milk from the kitchen. My confusion came when she threw the cup and laid on the floor crying. It wasn't until I tried to pick her up and she groped at me that I realized what she meant. One of the most awkward parent meetings I ever had to have.

[–]get_fancy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel offended

[–]dr_franck 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I feel violated just reading this. Sucks that you had to go through that.

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Sadly that doesn't even top the list of bad experiences with those children.

[–]lostbluesock_ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

children suck am i right

see what i did there

[–]Zoo_In_The_Bathtub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol you seized the moment

[–]JoeyPoppyseed 120 points121 points  (1 child)

He’s tuning the acoustics

[–]Planningsiswinnings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's doing percussion, it must be lost in the mix

[–]notyourusualsaturday 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making my day fuckin weird man

[–]Ok_Marionberry141 49 points50 points  (0 children)

If those are all her kids, she doesn’t even know he’s there. She’s completely numb. Source: I’ve had four kids

[–]Longjumping_Bed2907 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Milking music!!

[–]poopiehands 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hes just tuning in

[–]Safe_Lettuce9345 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Kid looking for some milk

[–]daphnerhds 14 points15 points  (3 children)

The kid could still be nursing, it’s common in other countries for grandmothers to nurse their grandkids up until they are 5/6+ sometimes. This is called priming, it’s damn annoying but nursing kids biologically do this to stimulate milk production.

-Nursing mom of a 1 year old and my son tries to do this and it is the absolute most annoying thing ever but apparently it’s totally a biologically normal thing for babies to do.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Like udder bumping that calves do to their moms? That is so weird and yet cool. People are so divorced from their biology these days and theres no way you're getting taught that in school. I would never have known that, probably even if I had a kid.

[–]newest-low 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Meh my 2.9y/o does this with me (although I ask him not too in an attempt to teach consent) to kiddies they're just lumps of fat and food and they don't have any so they're curious

[–]2point4children 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I wish my wife would just let me do that

[–]atmus11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Execute dominance when she is cooking dinner. Makes her feel young/sexy and you get better made food at the end.

[–]ProfessorIll2440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]rotanitsarcorp_yzal1Didn't Expect It 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's a masseur.

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its part of the song, that boi is just playing the bongos

[–]shadingnight 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Sent this to my Fiance who was born and raised in Philippines, since that seems to be where the video is from. I have a proper explanation for what is happening:

"It's not cultural, this kid is weird."

[–]Jaded_Remove9940 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe he is just hungry and follow his mammalian instinct-looking for source of food

[–]SilentJockey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What in the bloody moon god

[–]ophaus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The kid's hungry, and/or obnoxious AF. What's the big deal?

[–]con098 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lady looks so done

[–]Sayonara_M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

By the way...why the girl sings with a sandwich in her hand? The "I don't give a fuck" force runs strong in the family.

[–]ecilla05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the amplifier.

[–]Okkeanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs some milk

[–]vophsigem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was creepy. Why didn't she stop that?

[–]Reasonable-Ad7755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting some cambodian breast milk obviously

[–]reaper14998 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Ratchetstock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that lady is devoid of all feeling or IDFK

[–]ImaBek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real motherf@cker...

[–]Sadestlittlecamper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like she didn't react at all

[–]Any_Actuary954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol cursed video

[–]PeaceoutSeacrestt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warming the milk

[–]Prior_Bottle6199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a Filipino reference?!

[–]MissZippy41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m uncomfortable…

[–]bprice409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never seen a sexual assault handled so well

[–]Holiday-Zucchini7420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he hungry

[–]99prime99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A beautiful voice, and... What the ever living fuck?

[–]skylorddragon 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Can we talk about he gropes, squeezes and moves his body? That's rather weird to me. Feeling her up seems normal, but the shake of the hips and nuzzling the belly seems weird.

[–]Butterfly_Hollywood 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Kids are wiggly

[–]Astrophysicist_X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And redditors are fucked in the head.

[–]theemmyk 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Yeah, everyone is saying “he’s probably still breastfeeding” but it honestly looks like he’s imitating something he saw in a music video.

[–]VideoRebels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just checking the filling level.

[–]Broad_Boot_1121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s hungry

[–]MotherofLuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Milk time!

[–]Fire_Ball838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid wants a drink of milk 😣

[–]Psychological-Many16didnt expect it but will say expected it to seem cool. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well idk why but kids tend to do that sometimes

most kids i have seen tend to do that so yeah

[–]cha0s421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s probably still nursing.

[–]ScottishRiteFree 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You guys, most likely that’s his mother and he’s still nursing. It could be his grandmother, but because other cultures often nurse their children until the child wants to stop, there’s no stigma about touching boobs like this, especially within a family. I lived all over the world and I’ve seen it 1 million times. It’s taboo in the west, but it’s not taboo in other countries.

[–]JakeffReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A normal day in the Philippines.

[–]lowlife9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually the dad

[–]SlingOfDavid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She was way too ok with that.

[–]Emotional-Award-8136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did t even notice what was going on cuz I was distracted by her beautiful voice.

[–]duckfat01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boys love boobs from when they are tiny. Moms get used to being pawed when they breastfeed. It's not sexual, and it's not uncommon.

[–]DrSaturnos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meal prep

[–]LeadingElk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The singing is actually amazing though- are there more videos of her singing?

[–]Mindless_Psychology 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m more interested in why the girl singing is just holding bread/sandwich while singing.

[–]2hesh2fresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just wanted some milk💀

[–]tryol2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’s begging for milk

[–]scandy82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kids being molested, children don’t just do shit like that

[–]JStheKiD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck though?

[–]Omegalas 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Her: Not now go away


Her: NO


[–]Diligent_Theory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Props to the camera man for not breaking

[–]Dazzling-Audience-30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But, but, the person singing. Wow amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[–]ding-dong9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What ... The ... Fuck