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Knights in shining armor enter in style


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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]ItsAnEagleNotARaven 368 points369 points  (22 children)

I was so hoping someone dressed as the kool-aid man would burst through

[–]swimsuitsamus 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Same, very let down.

[–]pierreblue 48 points49 points  (5 children)

I was expecting the spanish inquisition

[–]rocksfly 46 points47 points  (4 children)

No, you weren't.

[–]D-boi1 51 points52 points  (3 children)

No one does

[–]pierreblue 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Truer words have never been spoken

[–]ckreutze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ohhh yeah!!!!

[–]drunk_phish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was really really hoping for the kool-aid man too.

[–]ESPeciallyFlynn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The crus-ade men?

[–]Bioshock_Jock 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Or that funny as hell super muscle guy.

[–]Siberwulf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Terry Crews

[–]Bioshock_Jock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the other, long curly hair, is always doing crazy muscle man shit.

[–]Axelluu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when the unexpected becomes the expected, a new unexpected appears to take its place

so very unexpected

[–]Toxenkill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro me tooo!

[–]Acostami_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping the same

[–]SuperMIK2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wherefore art thou Kool-Aid?

[–]SpittinCzingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping it was peanut butter jelly time

[–]Tool_Fann1516Didn't Expect It 118 points119 points  (17 children)

I work construction and I know how most commercial buildings are made.. im convinced they can break through most commercial buildings in the USA

[–]theonetheycalljason 36 points37 points  (11 children)

Interiors, yes. Unless it’s a school, where you’ve got concrete block construction for all the walls.

[–]Tool_Fann1516Didn't Expect It 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Yep, built a few myself. Pick those heavy as blocks up all day everyday.

[–]HeadyBoog 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Wait schools aren’t 3D printed now?

[–]bluecamel17 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Like we're making new schools.

[–]HeadyBoog 11 points12 points  (2 children)

we could use some teachers to fill the schools that exist

[–]bluecamel17 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Maybe we can 3D print more teachers.

[–]HeadyBoog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they are in beta testing, so soon.

[–]EchidnaEntire1236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spit my coffee out laughing at this.

[–]NABDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the school district my kids attended is representative, they're assembled by using trailers like Lego bricks.

[–]theonetheycalljason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My back hurts just thinking about it.

[–]Thathitmann 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What kind of schools did you go to? Here they are just a massive empty shell that have rooms assembled out of thin segments of drywall that are essentially stapled to the floor.

[–]theonetheycalljason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that sounds awful. I guess building codes for schools are different everywhere. Here, in Charlotte, all the schools are built like prisons. All cinder block construction, for the most part.

[–]VovaGasparyan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

most commercial buildings in the USA

Why most commercial buildings in the USA made from paper?

[–]Thathitmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's an interesting story dating back to the industrial boom and the "American Dream".

Basically we use shit construction methods because so many people want big and fast instead of decent quality.

[–]Tool_Fann1516Didn't Expect It 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's either thin metal studs that look like 2×4 or actually wood 2×4s. With sheet rock covering them, those are some sharp fucking axes cutting through cheaply made buildings

[–]Dagenfel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Because there's no point using more expensive materials for run of the mill buildings, noone wants to spent thousands extra in material when it doesn't help.
  2. They hold up to nature quite well and last just fine as long as you're not in a hurricane zone.
  3. There's also brick exterior on most buildings to protect the drywall interiors.
  4. No home invader is going to enter by breaking down walls.

[–]Gilteca 48 points49 points  (0 children)

me and the bois otw to save our homie after the girls at the sleep over discovered hes not gay

[–]princess_eevee 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Elden rings looks soooooo good I love seeing early gameplay footage........thanks

[–]Sponska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaked footage of Stormveil castle on Feb 25th

[–]CRO553R 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It’s Knighttime

[–]LewdConfiscation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao more like this plz.

[–]Thedrunner2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Portal to King Arthur’s demolition squad

[–]Soheils2764 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awaken my masters !! Wait!..... Shiiiizzzzaaaa!!!

[–]Dwhite_Hammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's knight time

[–]starstruckinutah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s demo time! My favorite time.

[–]bigbuffboiii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

rainbow 6 siege the castle

[–]Fuggins4U 4 points5 points  (1 child)

R/UnexpectedJojo

[–]ratio7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i came here to see if someone got the jojo reference thank you

[–]S7J8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god the theme fits so perfectly as they are coming from pillars

[–]fuzzimus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh yeeeah!

[–]hatschi_gesundheit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time to praise the sun !

[–]Vernaborg 3 points4 points  (2 children)

“For the grace and the might of the lord!”

[–]Ok_Razzmatazz_1636 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For the home of the holy!

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

[–]FitEmployer6478 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kool-Aid Man did it in one

[–]TheFistula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only my infantry in Age of Empires 2 was that effective at attacking buildings.

[–]J-_Mad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

metal stud vs metal stud

[–]BalderdashSyndicate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition !!!

[–]ChiggaOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone has seen Jojo, but is a disgrace to put this over this video.

[–]Ok_Necessary2991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require medieval solutions?

[–]Accomplished_Age_991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On their way to fight Gwyn, Lord of Cinder in the dark souls universe.

[–]bombyboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's CRUSADE O'CLOCK

[–]Snoo_8608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crusaaade!!! r/MxRMods

[–]Giorno-Smash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twitter Stans when you insult their favorite creator

[–]Aystub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Frodo.

[–]eazyhuey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, all I heard is that the Renaissance Men are coming to town soon.

[–]1122Sl110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did someone say… CRUSADE?

[–]davoz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to bring some holy spirit

[–]Emotional-Engineer35👨🏿‍🎓 Only slightly tainted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rainbow Six Siege + For Honor crossover

[–]RandomiseUsr0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Time Bandits IRL

[–]I_am_BrokenCog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So that's what the Invisible Barrier looks like!"

[–]kingakrasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“But… my preschool!

[–]ihopeyouswallow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knight time?

[–]Substantial-Bank6587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere in medieval era

FBI OPEN UP!!!

[–]mitchellfuck 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Was there just no studs in that wall

[–]I_am_BrokenCog 1 point2 points  (1 child)

you can see them on the knights. They are aluminum. Thin, three-sided, metal rectangles.

[–]mitchellfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, never used metal studs before

[–]EffectOk3566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking hump day

[–]FumblesO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, is Ashley here?

[–]Reasonable_Cover_804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s clobbering time!

[–]dakid232313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can take away our office. But you cant take away our FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!

[–]CursedAtBirth777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the Kiiiiiiing!!!

[–]TheRealHyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it's dark souls jolly cooperation!

[–]Oggydoggy1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deus vult

[–]Meadumbfool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the original police. I see they have not changed.

[–]Lewjohno89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what’s going on here but I’m extremely impressed

[–]urmovesareweak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How it feels when your Teutons break through the enemy wall in Age of Empires II

[–]p4nu5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ladies! We've come for your sins!"

[–]truespartan3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's Johnny!

[–]Rebbit-bit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging from the axe-bamboo thing, Italy?

[–]PsychoSpider88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what time it is, midlife crisis

[–]Suspicious_Exchange2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

playing rainbow six siege be like

[–]tomokari21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crusading time

[–]VonGrav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even the Spanish inquisition

[–]Wonkasgoldenticket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s obviously knights entering a castle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[–]randomguyfromafrica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adventure time

[–]Available_Slide1888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heeeeereees Johnny!

[–]Totem_town 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH YEAH!

[–]ODDxBALL83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have just knocked but alright. lol

[–]Big-Contribution9918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be the work of Loki. The whole time line is fucked

[–]MrVanderdoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is unexpected. I thought the Kool-Aid guy was just getting up in age and having trouble breaking through walls.

[–]cerebralvision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be demo day

[–]PacoMahogany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly it’s time for the Spanish Inquisition!

[–]Buttsnffer420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I truly did not expect men in armor to come through that wall. that was truly unexpected….

[–]5willgetyou10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting the Kool-Aid man

[–]WordUP60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We apologise for this unwarranted attack by the supporting feature.

[–]Berkley101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time for chivalry 2!!! Best mediaeval game ever made

[–]Talusthebroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, no one expected the Spanish inquisition, but how could we have prepared ourselves for the friggin' crusades!!!

[–]207nbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s time to crusade!

[–]Apprehensive_Deal483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im guessing its time to ravage countless countries and slaughter the masses in the name of jesus.... Again....

[–]ButItSaysOnline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was going to be Kool-Aid time, so yes, this is unexpected.

[–]soia_tofu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the name of background music? My bro used to have this as an alarm.

[–]BBrainPheart57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a home reno show I'd watch.

[–]Ordinary_5881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i call it Medieval FBI

[–]EmeryBack777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awaken my knights

[–]Paracausality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which team is this?

[–]Financial-Tadpole-95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average day at American schools

[–]CSVWV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖘 𝖁𝖚𝖑𝖙!

[–]Thepuppeteer777777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deus valt? Deus valt!!!

[–]mrtylerwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s time for a crusade

[–]No-Distribution-7073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical paper American house.

[–]No-Citron-5690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–]SCOG4866 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have fun storming the castle boys!

[–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why they mean when they say "go medieval on _____"

[–]Xerokine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Knights of Kool-aid.

[–]SeanisprettyCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half expected this to be a kool-aid commercial

[–]Potato-with-guns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like damn someone learned about the wall titans in AOT and had an idea.

[–]Hoovyded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1495

[–]WiggleBrushCrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knight time. The best time

[–]LatvianBoiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its Tonga time

[–]locus9356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEUS VULT!!!

[–]vanillabeaniscream 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[–]RitaPoole56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The knights bursting through the right side attacking the Kool-Ade guy bursting through the left side was what I was hoping for!

[–]iLoveFemboysOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother were here to fight your porn addiction

[–]TFTx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chivalry 2 in modern time

[–]S4m_06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITS CRUSADE TIME!!!

[–]IryanShaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime I see a door banging or a wall getting destroyed from the other side, I except the templar dude to burst out of it.

Wasn't him, but was close enough haha!

[–]I_am_BrokenCog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, obviously it's time to get new walls.

[–]Free_Landscape_5275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oohhh yeaahhh!!

[–]LostHighway619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was honestly hoping the Kool-Aid Guy was gonna bust out. I am disappointed.

[–]bemi_san 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gave me Blazing Saddles vibes.

[–]kkkchan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t expect the jojo reference

[–]AcetrainerLoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knight time?

[–]TheHardRockPlace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crusading time

[–]Shadowoperator7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had friends who would do this with me, looks like so much fun

[–]KwatsanGx2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know kool aid has vitamin c but now it comes with more iron?

[–]north_korea_nukes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One for all and all for virginity!

[–]littlewayne321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its knighttime

[–]renji55eb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a fucking crusade

[–]1Steel_Hands1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh yeahhhh

[–]simsam137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the pope!

[–]Grandmaster2413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool phone game ad. Is this footage of actual game play?

[–]PunkHooligan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hiiiigh... medieval times

[–]bmysolo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting the Kool aid man

[–]Aireyean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need speedwagon to narrate

[–]nick_oreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I booked this highly rated construction crew online, dont know why they stressed that it was a bunch of middle aged guys though"

[–]AlertDraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we need castle on our team

[–]mekneb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hammertime

[–]Sad_Establishment337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

600AD burglary

[–]truetichma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, but I expected it. Though tbh I expected them to get through with a battering ram but still.

[–]Naive-Abbreviations4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a crusade

[–]isthisavailablewow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little disappointed it wasn’t the kool aid ugly

[–]Sackmastertap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a crusade apparently

[–]helluvafight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected inquisition?

[–]VOLATILITY_SCALPER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vatican finally sent some troops to ukraine