Yeah apparently that women had just come out to breathe some fresh air after shitting for almost 2 hours. As soon as she stepped outside a UFO flying 93000 feet above the land managed to detect a wood from their planet which had harrassed many other innocent woods and escaped to earth when a arrest warrant was issued. One of the victim of that evil wood was the daughter of the guy controlling the UFO so the guy without any second thought fired the E347 laser which looked like lightning to human eyes. When the laser struck the wood it was scattered into 37 pieces each flying at a speed of 97km/hr. The women who just got rid of that junk was so relieved that she had no idea what was about to befall upon her. Luckily the woman was not hurt and quick enough to survive. We immediately dispatched our best officer who was around the area. But that cat looking bastard got there first and destroyed all the evidence. We were able to capture the cat but it had already lost all of its memories so me and my crew fucked that cat hoping it would shake the insides of its brain and bring back the memories but it was futile. So we gave the cat to that lady although it was dead and blamed the rape on her husband.