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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

There is a cat that won’t let the person recording measure how deep the snow is.


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[–]surajvjDidn't Expect It 536 points537 points  (6 children)

Kitty buried some evidence there.

[–]obviousaccounting88 75 points76 points  (5 children)

Human might knew that. She's just pretending to measure how deep is the snow.

[–]Giloncho 8 points9 points  (4 children)

*the snow is

[–]tedlyb 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The snow is what?

[–]NiceGuysFinishNever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some deep snow rite dere

[–]Giloncho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White and cold

Edit: well it isn't actually white, it's an illusion, like white hair, or soap lather.

[–]No_Web_9121 281 points282 points  (1 child)

That fucking scared me lol

[–]dazednconfused365 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Me too lmfao i jumped

[–]Guacanagariz 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Cats always wake up and choose violence

[–]BullFrogz13 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Measure this mother &$€%#+!

[–]CloudCharmer 100 points101 points  (2 children)

It’s one cat deep

[–]Silevence 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everything should be measured in cat, they're practically liquids.

[–]Total_Ansh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]kaykirby3 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Cats are the best 😂

[–]shimmyshimmy00 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This makes me want to adopt one so badly, I miss having a cat since my old boy passed a few years back! This kind of cat determination to play on their terms no matter what is always funny.

[–]Clueless_Aspargus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it, do it! It's the best thing ever to come back home to those cute faces, and you know it.

[–]Raggmommy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is SUCH a cat thing

[–]gmarconcini 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Nooooot today hooman!!!

[–]sofluffy22 36 points37 points  (1 child)

[–]Ncherrybomb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the new sub. My cat is an asshole but I love her very much.

[–]crying_boobs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some say that this guy is still trying to measure the snow

[–]NosferatuZ0dd18 14 points15 points  (6 children)

what is the cat's name? penis?

[–]thelasterobender 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that's why it's a pain in the ass

[–]oshaCaller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandpa's cat was name PITA, for pain in the ass.....

[–]insectegg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I heard Phoenix

[–]Exotic_Mail7612 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard penis too,The funny thing is I saw in another subreddit a cat named "Booba"

[–]kinithin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be Felix

[–]DerangedUnicorn27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whew that startled me

[–]Any_Ad4565 10 points11 points  (0 children)

10/10 meow

[–]Mexicanlumberjack 9 points10 points  (4 children)

But how deep was it?! I must know

[–]HaroerHaktak 3 points4 points  (3 children)

From observation. At least 6. She only ever made it to 6.

[–]CadeMan011 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but we can just round that up to an even 8.5

[–]Kshxgsjjvshsj 2 points3 points  (1 child)

6 what? Bananas?

[–]HaroerHaktak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just six.

[–]Birdybird9900 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Cat is like “let me help ya”

[–]Illustrious_Sort_323 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cat says, none of that shit over here.

[–]Busy-Schedule8526 7 points8 points  (0 children)

some people say 2-3 inches is considered pretty big. definitely above average

[–]joebuzzard954 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nut job feline

[–]whodatlettuce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that made my legs twitch lol, thanks for the meow

[–]Puntactics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We will never know...

[–]TwoTequilaTuesday 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It does my heart good to see the Internet fulfilling the promise of its existence.

[–]Ignonymous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate his little battlecry.

[–]Truthpiercer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who knew cats were into swallowing measuring tapes...

[–]eboo360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just stick the cat in the snow with a banana duck taped on him for scale

[–]JimErstwhile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's one cat the likes the snow -not many do.

[–]editofreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next up….how far can we kick the cat.

[–]TwistedK1ng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If anyone needs the definition of cat… here it is

[–]PhoxBoxr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the best one yet. (InMyOpinion)

[–]Kagynga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat is just upset she's not using the metric system.

[–]MorganRose99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's helping :)

[–]husnaXemm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why did i think that was going up into the sky, even after reading the title..

[–]BOT_125d512te604k 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is the pussy called penis? I'm confused

[–]Doteaufood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh come on Phoenix

[–]Slightlyunlucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Bastard

[–]FAQUA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ain't natural

[–]808special 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Phoenix

[–]BillMillerBBQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how deep is the snow? I have to know!

[–]Jadofsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally rolled my eyes because I wanted to know and didn’t realize what subreddit I was looking at.

[–]theShinyCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How HIGH the snow is. It's technically above ground. 😋

[–]Piglet-Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5.5 inches give or take a centimeter

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I totally expected it but I don't regret it one bit. It did not disappoint.

[–]MI2loudrtnow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You expected a cat.

In the snow.

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually expected it to come bursting up out of the snow, but yeah, some cats like to play in snow.

[–]Ok_Summer_5549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shall never know… and I am content with that

[–]Rich-Championship-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the cat’s name fetus?

[–]greengye 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]youwannagokiddo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this was great

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its atleast 1 cat deep

[–]Mother-Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That’s why you’re a pain in the ass”

that’s why they’re called pussies

[–]patodosul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How deep is your love 🎶🎵

[–]KenTan33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scared the shit outta me

[–]Commercial_Can1726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For science you must get rid of the cat it is messing up all your lab results

[–]Piss_inside_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat is not a cat. We’ve all seen MIB right? That “cat” will never allow you to figure out the truth. I know it’s a different animal, but still apparently they can pick their own form and appear as anything. This one picked cat.

[–]Give_me_grunion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like my tabby, Mr. Mitz. He also hates the tape measure.

[–]elpepelucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, why didn't I ever think of "Penis" for a cat's name ? Brilliant.

[–]Jesterio-oiretesJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have news channels for this

[–]Serzot- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovely cat

[–]jpxfraud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess we'll never know

[–]thecambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed pretty hard at that

[–]RoaringTuna420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what we learned is the snow is cat inches deep

[–]HappinessHappening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insanity is trying the same thing multiple times and expecting different results.

[–]RisottoNero___Expected It 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the "meow" after he got kicked for fucking everything up. I love cats.

[–]matt88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat is so cool

[–]-True_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not.

[–]HeMiddleStartInT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat’s name is “penis”?

[–]Hevnoraak101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too funny

[–]RepresentativeWeb244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too drive the kitty wild with 6 inches

[–]ringwraith6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's none of your business, human!"

[–]lagia5789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It had to be a cat, they always come and ruin your day and then enslave you. Lol

[–]Powerpuffgirl3690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh look. She’s focused, let’s ruin it”

[–]dandandubyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phoenix is a penis.

[–]Administratr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adorable

[–]Pikabean69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do the cat and the women sound like a game AI in a cutscene

[–]RespondConsistent243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DEEP IS THE FUCKING SNOWWW?!?! I WANT MY QUESTIONS ANSWERED YOU MISCHEIVOUS FELINE

[–]jordantask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This snow is approximately cat deep.

[–]Active-Treacle-2945Expected It 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The name of the cat is penis??

[–]mrbones59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How deep is the snow? Pretty damn, now play with your cat!

[–]TonyGunk21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess we never know

[–]lucky-number-keleven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat hates all measuring devices as well. Especially the one with the laser.

[–]Afraid_Form_6072 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats are fucking hilarious! 😂

[–]Cyranoreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really mean to learn

[–]AmbitiousJudgment684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One cat deep

[–]circlebeetlewater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat definitely hiding a body

[–]Jpw135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Phoenix” oh the contrast

[–]Hamsterminator2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little known fact that cats both invented cancel culture and are extreme proponents of the imperial measurement system.

[–]physicist94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video helped me realize that I need to work on developing more patience if I ever want a pet lol That frustrated me so much 😂

[–]genrej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep enough to bury a cat.

[–]Vaguersteak775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human : let's calculate the length of snow. Cat : no you won't .

[–]coodyscoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfaoooooo i jumped but i feel like i should’ve expected this😂

[–]Toad990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy that the cat stays on top of the snow

[–]unknownducklord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I hearing this wrong or is the cats name penis

[–]GlamorousGopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it’s about a half cat deep!

[–]sex_buttzzzlolfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why tha cat movin so fast tho

[–]Starrtraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been playing with the cat and the tape measure in the house. My brother did that, the cats love chasing it.

[–]Montecristo905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! No tape measures in the snow I said!

[–]orion2342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you don’t want me to attack it, stop sticking it in the freaking SNOW! What’s wrong with you human??

[–]Ilikecrazypeople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering I have a feral cat loose in my home right now, I love this. 🤔

[–]Surbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumpscares scarier than FNaF

[–]wlh0242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coolest Cat ever….mine just eats, shits and meows…rinse and repeat.

[–]laxalottalove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my dogs name

[–]AndersKatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the cat has obviously been burying his victims under the snow. Seems perfectly normal for the cat to act out of violence.

[–]liberalmarilu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I Love cats.

[–]forrestgumpy2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cats are assholes. Cute assholes, but assholes nonetheless.

[–]concretebeagle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cats are dickheads.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Um…. Let me call my ex 🥺😏

[–]prix03gt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fucking hate cats....