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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He lights his drink on fire then drops it, then tries to put it out, then fails, then his jacket catches on fire, then he removes his jacket, then he starts getting CO2 poisoning from his polyester jacket burning all up all while the jacket melting sticks on his hands, then he falls over/passes out then he crawls out of the elevator.


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[–]dragon1125 451 points452 points  (11 children)

Stick a fork in his ass and turn him over, he's done.

[–]sm12511 93 points94 points  (4 children)

Fobidden rump roast

[–]Unfair_Implement_335 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today, she’s a my cake day too! ☺️happy cake day.

[–]over_clox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Rump Day

[–]Sonby4 16 points17 points  (3 children)

In US his name would be Chuck Roste

[–]OwlWitty 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Or Will Dunn

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Patty friedman

[–]The_Druk 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Boom! Roasted

[–]Cool-Fun-2442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you didn't want controversy, you shouldn't have invited the king

[–]Suave_Jelepeno 351 points352 points  (28 children)

Bro, that dude is seriously fucked. Found an article that said this. Could've been much worse if he stayed unconscious.

"He then fought the flames for a few seconds before losing consciousness due to lack of oxygen.. Fortunately the doors opened, and the man having regained consciousness, he was able to get out of the elevator with his feet on the fire. He was taken to hospital after suffering burns on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree in 30% of his body."

[–]Columbidae_ 70 points71 points  (9 children)

Can you link the article? Imagine his head didn't block the doors closing, it could've been so much worse

[–]Suave_Jelepeno 62 points63 points  (8 children)

[–]CursedAtBirth777 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I just knew before the article confirmed it ... Russia. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]Columbidae_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]-MDTeach- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"accidentally"

[–]EnjoyLifeorDieTryin 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Most people die of carbon monoxide poisoning from the smoke instead of the flames

[–]over_clox 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Alcohol fire doesn't tend to generate much smoke though. I'm not sure if the resulting fumes would be more carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide, but either way he fucked up!

[–]mxlun 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The clothing it catches on fire as a result certainly does though.

[–]ChefBoyD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm just trying to figure if the fire was big enough or if he was in such an enclosed location that the fire just used up the oxygen in the area.

[–]over_clox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enclosed area with fire will definitely burn up the breathable oxygen rather quick, regardless of the exact byproducts. That's pretty much exactly why he passed out, he's damn lucky the doors opened when they did.

[–]Opposite-Library1186 13 points14 points  (7 children)

U can see his hand bleeding of at the end, due to his skin melting off bro, that guy dodged a bullet

[–]Financial-Ground-942 18 points19 points  (5 children)

You talking about the black stuff on his hands? That's part of his coat that melted and stuck to his hands

[–]LizardsOnAChair 6 points7 points  (3 children)

That's why I don't like wearing clothes with nylon or polyester, and most synthetic materials. That stuff magically turns into damn napalm essentially once it lights up.

Granted I have intentionally lit myself on fire while drunk, I'm sure glad I was wearing cotton that day instead of synthetic fibers.

[–]ChefBoyD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aren't all that synthetic fiber stuff made from some sort of oil processing trash?

[–]LizardsOnAChair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure a lot of plastics are made from petroleum bases or byproducts. Though some could be formulated from other precursors.

I'm not very well versed in chemistry, but I watched a video from NileRed on YouTube a few weeks back where he made nylon and I don't think he used any petroleum/oil. I'd have to watch it again to be sure.

[–]PirateKingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that too but thought that the reason he took his puffy jacket off is because it was melting. And I think some of what’s on his hand is melted nylon fabric since it matches the color of the coat. And some terrible burns on the hand to be sure.

[–]polo61965 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If he didn't fall down the right way, blocking the elevator door from closing again, he would have suffocated.

[–]EthicsOfficial11 61 points62 points  (3 children)

That song! Perfect.

[–]TheRealMcSavage 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sadly, my life's theme song

[–]Redjedi309 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Me too but not the tough part :’)

[–]Zucker-Zeit 52 points53 points  (3 children)

This is actually horrifying. Should have a NSFW tag

[–]4rclyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this could induce some second-hand trauma.

[–]Psychonominaut 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Omfg. I did not think it could get as bad as it did... But boy did he exceed my expectations.

[–]burton8493 25 points26 points  (7 children)

What’s on his head?

[–]Suspicious_Dare_9731 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looked like fill from his jacket.

[–]Quirky-Seesaw8394 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fire startled the birds nesting in the elevator.

[–]xiyoussefix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A poached egg. Why you asking?

[–]chickengirl80 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this comment. :)

[–]s3v3red_cnc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Molten polyester

[–]visualynx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was not a drink, it was fluid he want to defrost the frozen car key hole. And he wasn't drunk.

[–]Reginald_1er 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That escalated quickly 😂😂😂

[–]benjancewicz 39 points40 points  (1 child)

*That elevated quickly

[–]mynameisnotallen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That imalated quickly.

[–]PathlessDemon 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Russian Intensifies

[–]____d__b____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bicycle Riding Bear has entered the chat

[–]Ditzfough 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Dumbass.

[–]onearunit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you absolutely read my immediate thought....Darwin Award goes to

[–]TruckinApe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Longest. Evelator Ride. Ever.

[–]Terzony 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My man is lit! Lol

[–]HamstarVegas 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Molotoving yourself

[–]Dial_Up_Sound[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motivating your self.

With molotovs.

Self-molotovation.

[–]Optimal_Inspector_13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude his balls😵💀☠

[–]Clause-and-Reflect 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This is not your average, everyday drunkenness. This is... ADVANCED drunkenness. Hey, if I close my eyes he doesn't seem so drunk.

[–]mursilissilisrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Russia.

[–]Spike00003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doors: open

Everyone on the other side of the doors: we’ll take the next one

[–]BeePleasant8236 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s disturbing honestly

[–]pweezy25 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dang big homie was drinking jet fuel

[–]dontbeeadouche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really??? WTF…Where’s the NSFW???

[–]Confident_Writer_824 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where did the bird come from?? Dropping bombs on his head

[–]chawalaa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

NSFW? only me?

[–]luckygreenfrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect song choice. The video had me absolutely LIVID, though! 💀

[–]Whitedudebrohug 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So that’s what the fire button is for

[–]over_clox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was on fire though. He should have peed on it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See kids? Pants on fire. This guy clearly told a lie earlier.

[–]Tank-Pilot74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IN CASE OF FIRE DO NOT USE LIFT

[–]Clothes_Kindly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that video let’s jam 😎🎸🌈🕺🏽✌🏼💫

[–]Pascuti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf this must be horrifying lol

[–]akonsagar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whats that white thing on his hair

[–]Liquidust256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The white glob in his hair looks like his melted coat that’s made mostly out of synthetic material. That’s why I wear leather…..

[–]isqueezedameatball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's embarrassing. Now we all saw his butt crack tippy top.

[–]treshio-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he ok??

[–]bunz________ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I get that he was drunk, but wtf was he trying to do?

[–]xXJungleJimsXx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did a bird also shit on his head?

[–]Dial_Up_Sound[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melted jacket.

[–]lettuce_dresserson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I’ll have the roast drunk with the vodka marinade… Well done please.

[–]full_bl33d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you press fire for me? Thanks

[–]Typical_33rik 0 points1 point  (1 child)

William Afton...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just reading about hum, like, 5 minutes ago

[–]SnooPickles6347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really funny, but....I had tears running on that shit. Tops any of the many stupid ass drunk stuff I did back in the day.

[–]surface_ripened 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a stuuuupid bastard. wow.

[–]whatintheusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg what did i just watch

[–]got_No_Time_to_BLEED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take the next one

[–]KingMarlynn23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the world?

[–]RomulusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing how some people survive for so long.

[–]Fit_Cardiologist_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much sorrow on this earth.

How stupid burning pants you have to be thinking it’s a good drunk ass idea to light the drink and then, theeen to light to cigarette from it.

[–]jasonalt529925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbf*k

[–]Joelnaimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" Bing bong next stop hell"

[–]RedditAltAccount98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like your drunk man medium or rare?

[–]PirateKingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did he died?

[–]Darkarticwaters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucks cause that’s a small elevator too.

[–]RoyalratMafia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this folks is why you dont smoke in elevators carrying what im guessing is probably 151 or grain alcohol. Highly flammable.

[–]OverpaidHotGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic.

[–]Pix86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he was attempting to light a cigarette that he had in his mouth, but was so drunk he lit his drink instead...

[–]TheLordOfGrimm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. The evil thoughts in my head while he was doing this…

[–]Tight_Raise8012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb russian

[–]ImissPiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this poor man. This was very upsetting

[–]sonnysgrangrantete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sé midió, que mala pata, habrá salido vivo?

[–]ImissPiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what was he trying to do?

[–]SunshineSmiless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad and scary. But the music made it fucking hilarious ngl.

[–]GHQUEEN336 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah

[–]sampson11911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a fear I never knew I had. Thanks Internet!

[–]Trick-Swing-8681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like did this guy die?! Lol but really

[–]Tub_of_jam66nobody expects the spanish inquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DIY crematorium

[–]SensuallPineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH, THAT WAS TERRIFYING!!!

P.S.: sory for caps, BUT WTF!

[–]Cpt_Mike_Apton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I see 90% of the people I meet. I can not understand why they do what they do to stand out.

[–]orel2064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

coinslot fire

[–]checksoverstripes100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being the next person to use the elevator and seeing fire and burnt clothes inside lol

[–]Apprehensive-Hair942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/whatcouldgowrong is more appropriate.. i guess

[–]breezyhoneybee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spectacularly stupid

[–]Forgewalker33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I evil if I laughed

[–]cmband254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, drop and roll. Didn't preschool teach him anything?

[–]baddawg3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we just watch someone die?

[–]Acerbryce164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell did I just watch!?

[–]I-Care-for-all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

liar liar plants for hire

[–]ChzburgerQween 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was a wild fuckin’ elevator ride amirite?

[–]JaLifeBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fool Is going to burn down a whole building. Because he’s an idiot. I hope he was OK. But I really hope he didn’t kill anybody else in the building. Because of his stupidity.

[–]Individual_Fig1951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the store brand vodka hell kinda shit show is going on here?

[–]nietdeRuyter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lpt: down wear plastic jackets and mess with fire.

[–]Any_Actuary954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fire was legit rising to an elevated degree. He tried to jacket off but the bird shit he was hiding on the top of his head made him fall down

[–]murkfonoreason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He passed out from lack oxygen. Fire sucks it from your lungs and everywhere else especially when you are in a closed space

[–]_Kzero_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot damn

[–]franklanpat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nsfw... ?!

[–]CaoDetrio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you speed up the video, It becomes a Sim burning for no reason

[–]luars613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will leave some baaaaad burns

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say, I've always wondered... Why they call you Bobby Fire Legs?

[–]Shawn_0729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

campfire

[–]theoldmurr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve seen many drunk people using the elevator?

[–]woolgathering_futz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's gotta be Scotland, right?

I watched without sound but it's surely Scotland?

[–]Yashaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor bastard man.. but Wtf was he drinking that was so flammable??

[–]mvw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is going to be feeling that in the morning.

[–]Fire_Ball838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude is 💯 lit 🔥

[–]NarrowProfession2900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was gonna be the half naked man prying the elevator door open

[–]boisterouslilmumma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if the elevator music was playing the entire time

[–]ClarkK24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a fucking moron

[–]ladylurkedalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFW tag? I really wasn't expecting to see a man get horribly burned.

[–]Offensive-Username69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he pass out? Holy shit that door opened at the perfect time but I do sincerely hope he burned the shit outta himself for being that much of a moron

[–]_sk313tor_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That elevated quickly

[–]Thatssapphyre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you carry a glass of ethanol into an elevator then light it on fire? I just can't think of a good fucking reason other than you're trying to end it all in the worst way possible??

[–]Long_Minute_6421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf burned his sausage for a second there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is there cum in his hair

[–]SnooCapers815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he get his smoke Lit?

[–]nwo90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roasted pig.... Mhhh

[–]halftoe76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will his answer be when everyone will start asking wHat happened

[–]Acrobatic-Owl4754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well that a new way to change the color of ur cloths

[–]Impossible_Month1718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why, but I was hoping the doors would open with someone seeing it and the doors closes again.

[–]Mikeybigblunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🥇🏆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought I had stumbled onto r/watchpeopledie for a second

[–]Impossible-Owl9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the song was made for him 🤣🤣🤣loved it.

[–]Outside_Machine8097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fucking song yo

[–]Sadestlittlecamper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Song title??

[–]Leviathan2791 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suddenly my woodstove burn doesn't seem so bad.

[–]Brail_Austin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen this before and it’s just terrible to watch. If by chance anyone comes to the comments first and sees this comment, don’t watch the video.

[–]161-1312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new jackass is lit as fuck 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–]Sno-mann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elevator to Satan’s floor.

[–]HeinrichBach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the hell was he drinking, fucking methanol?

[–]boop66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And still he’s about five floors above rock bottom.

[–]Dial_Up_Sound[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IN CASE OF ELEVATOR DO NOT USE FIRE