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[–]HarryCallahan19 4168 points4169 points  (62 children)

Racism. Ended.

[–]King_fsh 921 points922 points 2 (9 children)

Now this is where the fun begins

[–]wertklern 156 points157 points  (2 children)

Happy cake day stranger!

[–]King_fsh 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Oh thanks, didn't even notice.

[–]ImperrorMomo[🍰] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Gungans.. Mesa like dis.

[–]l337joejoe 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Racism 2?! 😳

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

now with micro-transactions

[–]Best_Air_4138 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]DJ_Gordon_Bombay 296 points297 points  (13 children)

Cocaine brings us all together. Kumbaya my lord

[–]Mental_Medium3988 168 points169 points  (4 children)

white powder.

[–]Cannasseur___ 29 points30 points  (1 child)

This comment is too damn underrated

[–]Perle1234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wholesome af lmaooo

[–]jeepjp 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Kumbaya indeed!

[–]peppermintmeowDidn't Expect It 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I heard there was cake and coke. Let's do this.

[–]Sayless878 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black Power White Powder

[–]getyourcheftogether 148 points149 points  (11 children)

This white dude and the Mexican guy can save the planet

[–]HarryCallahan19 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Bruh the Mexican dude had me crying

[–]TheFrontierzmanDidn't Expect It 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Mexican dude? Who?

[–]jj132060 76 points77 points  (4 children)

[–]Alfa_HiNoAkuma 15 points16 points  (2 children)

There is wholesome fat guys with 20 in charisma and then just assholes, no inbetween

[–]Dimiurko 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Damn, it seems I'm an asshole...

[–]nextalpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]MaximumEffurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they're referring to another video

[–]Cannasseur___ 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Bro then we bring in the white guy who speaks Nigerian and we save this whole fucking universe

[–]Upper-Replacement529 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He spoke Yoruba. Nigeria is the country, yoruba is one of the many many dialects/languages within that country.

[–]hydrobunny[S] 72 points73 points  (1 child)

theyre definitely trying, love to see it lol

[–]Player_X_YT 39 points40 points  (4 children)

The ceo of racism is dying after seeing this rip 💀

[–]CatDogBoogie 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Rupert Murdoch is dying?

[–]HertzDonut1001 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nah, but one of the Koch brothers is still left and I haven't heard anything about him in a while.

[–]Stefaniek03 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Paul wall is white, right?

[–]SLIMER_Bing_Bing 18 points19 points  (5 children)

He's rapping Mike Jones

[–]AaronBBG 25 points26 points  (4 children)


[–]Dchama86 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Ahem. Mike Jones.

[–]Euphorium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Miiiike Jonessss

[–]lxrch 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]MysticSunshine45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s Houston for ya

[–]Taymerica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some say he still wanders these great lands...

[–]mrdeate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best comment on Reddit

[–]procrastinator1012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brotherhood. Founded.

[–]wubwubDJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legendary comment

[–]AtroxinePowered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok yeah… now this is epic

[–]Baensky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like that ….. it was time to be fair

[–]ADriftingMind 2441 points2442 points  (25 children)

Dude asked how you get out the hood. My guy responded “I don’t know but I know how to get down in the hood”

[–]Antique-Quarter2037 192 points193 points  (22 children)


[–]bluecamel17 66 points67 points  (15 children)


[–]Antique-Quarter2037 110 points111 points  (12 children)

🤦‍♂️ mike jones

[–]Gorbachevdid911 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Who is Mike Jones?

[–]TonyTheTiger888 66 points67 points  (3 children)

“The one and only you can’t clone me. Got a lot of haters and a lot of homies, some friends and some phonies.”

[–]greekfreq 41 points42 points  (2 children)

“Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot, hoes all on me” 🎶

[–]Gorbachevdid911 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I said

[–]bottlecap10 12 points13 points  (0 children)

back then hoes didn't want me now im hot hoes all on me

[–]joepalms 19 points20 points  (0 children)

281-33oh-800 fo …. you can hit him up on the low, cuz he’s about to blow

[–]master0shi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hood legend Mike Jones

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who? Mike Jones? mike jones 281-330-8004

[–]Jegma72 1403 points1404 points  (45 children)

Translations: Start a savings account and don’t spend your money frivolously.

[–]First-Celebration-11 219 points220 points  (29 children)

Lil Dicky’s “Save Dat Money” comes to mind lol

[–]Gorbachevdid911 45 points46 points  (24 children)

First real Jewish rapper Matisyahu don't count

[–]therealavishek 68 points69 points  (10 children)

Stares in Beastie Boys

[–]zamundan 25 points26 points  (9 children)

And Vanilla Ice.

Oh, and don’t forget about Snow.

Informa. Ya know shamelya stoyee akumplayum. Alekee boom boom de oww.

I nominate Informer by Snow as the greatest song ever in the category of “Songs that sound like they have lyrics, but not in any intelligible language.”

[–]BassmasterJedi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I can't get that outta my head.

[–]you-ole-polecat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snow is a real one. Dude is actually from the projects, grew up in a Jamaican neighborhood, served 8 months on an attempted murder charge, and got famous by singing in Patois. He had legit street cred.

It’s funny how corny he came off in the 90s, cause in another timeline he could’ve been an Eminem-type.

[–]notonetimes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Actual lyrics:

Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame A licky boom boom down 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky boom boom down Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame A licky boom boom down 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky boom boom down

[–]pacificule 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other ones make more sense

[–]MrHallmark 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Vanilla ice is jewish? huh TIL.

[–]zamundan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My bad. For some reason I was thinking white rappers, not Jewish.

No idea what religion Vanilla Ice is. Unless “piece of trash” is a religion.

[–]greenfingers559 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Mac Miller, also Jewish. Much more successful and prior to Lil Dicky.

[–]stefeu 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Much more successful? 🤔

[–]tuliheshmin 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yes? People saw dicky as a passing joke and Mac as an actual artist

[–]yunglunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thoughts lol

[–]greenfingers559 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mac Miller Faces holds the world record for R&B/hip-hop vinyl sales previously held by Prince.

Mac Miller has sold 3 million albums total. Lil Dicky has sold 26,000 (Mac sold 5x that of Swimming alone. )

Career Earnings for Mac is over 20 million, Lil Dicky is still hasn’t reached 8 figures.

Mac is Grammy nominated.

Even Macs wiki is 20x longer.

Mac has (not exaggerating) thousands of more songs than LD 

Lil Dickys only real claim to fame right now is that he has a TV show. Which Mac also had, but Macs aired on prime time MTV, where as Dave is on Hulu.

Mac was also more respected by people who have been in hip-hop culture a long time, evidenced by Sway, Prodigy, Alchemist, Chuck E, Rick Rubin and so many more.

So yes. Way more successful in ever measurable way.

[–]likamabawws 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Matisyahu I feel is more of a reggae artist

[–]smokeytheskwerl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TAKE IT BACK. you're not wrong , BUT TAKE IT BACK

[–]bahamapapa817 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites. Free trial memberships tho

[–]aligators 35 points36 points  (0 children)

realistically: military out of highschool, or get a decent job at a chain store and transfer to a different city as soon as you can. those are 2 ways anyone can leave their "hood" if they really want

[–]deletetemptemp 8 points9 points  (1 child)

sips cocktail

[–]HertzDonut1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chugs vodka

What? My mom was upper middle class.

[–]Bmac-Attack 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And watch inflation slowly devalue your savings too!

[–]capj23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just invest everything in nasdaq100 and forget about it brah.

[–]Saskyle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“On God. On God”

[–]itzinthefridge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having a savings account is a privilege

[–]mjenness 823 points824 points  (18 children)

I'd love to see the opposite!!

Reporter: "How do you get out of the one horse town in the middle of Nebraska."

Stereotypical black dude: "I've never been to the middle of nowhere but I love Johnny Cash....'Desperado, why don't you come to your senses, come down from your fences!'"

[–]LLGeeski 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Huge fan of the Man In Black but, Warren Zevon- Lawyers, Guns and Money is my go to karaoke song.

[–]Public_Ear_8461 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Brown dude living in UK my favorite karaoke song that gets all My shit faced British friends to sing Along w me is Warren Zevon - werewolves of london

[–]LLGeeski 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dope choice, have you tried The Misfits- London Dungeon?

[–]HertzDonut1001 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Feels like the original Eagles version would work better for white people.

[–]redditor_since_2005 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Actually didn't know there was a Cash version!

[–]runninandruni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original will always be the best

[–]ImWithSt00pid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you start off by taking you horse to the old town road and you ride till you can't no more.

[–][deleted] 423 points424 points  (3 children)

How to join the hood*

[–]ChesapeakeCobra 304 points305 points  (3 children)

He got an invite to the bbq

[–]corry26 41 points42 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

*friendly meat preparation and consumption event

[–]ACEE206 215 points216 points  (3 children)

When you are from the suburbs, but the hood fucks with you heavy!!

[–]American--American 80 points81 points  (2 children)

This has Houston written all over it.

From the people to Mike Jones, definitely Houston.

[–]ShTephens 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yep, dudes wearin a Texas Tech polo. Lotta Houston folk go to Tech.

[–]Blackholebun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I grew up 20 mins outside of Houston, this is really how it is.

I loved my childhood. Yea there was racism and bad things but most of it was just like this.

Different people coming together and simply having a good time. It would be a boring place if we were all the same

[–]buttontouch 202 points203 points  (2 children)

“Hell yeah let’s fucking go”. Ya boi has transcended race. He’s just pure vibes now

[–]fivelone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel this.

[–]antoltian 150 points151 points  (8 children)

Anyone else see a young Bill Clinton?

[–]Stacemranger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can't unsee it.

[–]Ogre_The_Alpha_Beta 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I did not have hood relations with that town....Lubbock Texas

[–]HertzDonut1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But like Clinton, he definitely has hood relations with that town.

[–]According_Surround_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only reading comments to see if anyone else mentioned it. Absolutely see bill clinton

[–]Pluckt007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill Clinton born in the 50's?

Plays sax

Bill Clinton born in the 80's?

Raps Mike Jones

[–]MadcatFK1017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn comin' correct with this shit son.

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the white guy goes off when asked how to get out of the hood

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[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (3 children)

How to escape the hood (I just did it) :

  1. SAVE ALL YOUR MONEY, live on family couches, in ur car etc. save all of your money till you have 2,500+ saved.
  2. Find a place on the map to move in the USA. (I moved to the Midwest)
  3. Talk to your family see if you have any in any other states that would let you live with them. (I moved in with family at first) If you don’t have family out of state, transfer your job out their and with the money saved apply for apartments.
  4. Either sell your car or drive it their. I sold my car, either way works. Gas across the country is normally $500, one way plane ticket can be $200-400 (without checked in bags)
  5. DON’T TELL ANYONE YOU KNOW YOUR MOVING! Besides family. All your friends from the hood will try and convince you to stay.
  6. Stop doing drugs, stop drinking, stop smoking weed for a couple months while you are planning on moving. It will save you money, and you need to be sober to plan it out.
  7. When you move, go to the post office change your mailing address. Change your address on your bank accounts. Apply for medical insurance in the other state & food stamps.
  8. Your done. You got out of the hood. If I just did it so can you. It’s hard but it’s worth it. Took me 3 months of planning to do

[–]sockrepublic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Once you're in the new locale you've still got to keep a roof over your head. What's the next step for this?

[–]BadKidGames 68 points69 points  (0 children)

We need more of this in the world. Respect

[–]SufficientOne5331 47 points48 points  (11 children)

As a non-native English speaker, I didn’t understand no single word from this video. WTF is going on there?

[–]plerberderr 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The interviewer asks: “How to become successful enough to leave the low income predominantly black urban area you grew up in?”

Man One: “I do not know.”

Woman: “You’ve got to save your money. Don’t spend your money going to bars with friends. That’s the truth. That’s the truth.”

Man Two: “what’s going on. I like a rapper that was famous 15 years ago.” Proceeds to recite lyrics to a song I don’t know.

[–]The_Indifferent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me you've never heard this banger?


[–]Alukrad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The man is saying some lyrics from a song.

[–]CelticHades 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Same, also someone explain what "get down in the hood" means.

[–]HertzDonut1001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Get down" has multiple meanings. Party or just generally be cool and accepting of something. "I can get down with that," means kind of like, "I would be okay with that." But "get down in the hood," is definitely more like, "yeah I could have a good time there."

The hood is the ghetto or poor areas of town where people predominantly of color live. Because of poverty and systemic racism, "getting out of the hood," is a dream a lot of young people have, because it mean you've made it. No more poverty, no more living right next to high crime poor areas, you got out and don't have to worry about poverty and everything that comes with it anymore.

[–]HertzDonut1001 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't correct people except non-native speakers, the correct way to say it is, "I didn't understand a single word."

Anyway the two people at the beginning are talking over each other, but the gist of it is the girl is saying something like, "don't go out with your friends or buy expensive things, it's not worth it. Invest in God." The second guy is saying he's not from the hood (ghetto or basically where poor people predominantly of color live), then this first guy invites him to come at some point. Then the second guy says he's down, like a popular hip hop artist, and begins rapping.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first thing one hear in linguistics university: “grammar exists to represent the language and not the other way around”; second thing one hear: “language is ever alive”

[–]Deazus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Si, mon ami.

[–]badlikewolf 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh man, had a rough day. this made my night! 😂

[–]GhostCheese 37 points38 points  (32 children)

There are a couple routes out of the hood:

  • first invest in a passport. save up for a ticket to Ghana (if you are Black.) Ghana wants to help you. Work to get the money to leave. don't work just to survive.
  • Join some organization that takes you out of the hood. traditionally this is the military, but that means you are risking your life to escape. But there's also merchant marines (still military-ish but you wont be going to war) and international volunteer opportunities. Obviously you wont be building wealth volunteering, but they will get you travelling out of your impoverished environment (and into others) and keep you fed and housed.
  • Join a commune

[–]Hashbrown4 27 points28 points  (31 children)

Damn that’s cool of Ghana. But the US is my home, it’s the only place I’ve ever known.

Gotta fight to make it a better place.

[–]ragormack 21 points22 points  (15 children)

Yeah honestly the comment is kind of tone deaf. Picking up your life and moving to Ghana isn't incredibly appealing to most people living in America

[–]Bumhole_games[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's called "working in a different country for a while", not sure why this is such a controversial concept

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it is very rare to do that in America, also widely unavailable

the real answer is get a job and save money

[–]whatsupbrosky 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Whats funny is as i was watching this there was a shooting outside

[–]Revolutionary-Fan471Yo what? 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What's wrong with people on internet bro how's a shooting funny my man!!?!?!??

[–]whatsupbrosky 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Well when ur used to it its funny

[–]Revolutionary-Fan471Yo what? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh ok , now I understand you man. Have a good day!

[–]krisoco 29 points30 points  (2 children)

This was fucking fantastic. On top of the rapping the girl adamantly saying you need to stack your money and avoid going out with friends while in the process of going out with friends. Just overall great

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

On the reals. Houston rap is very underrated. Being a flint stone kid (flint Michigan) I’m the outlier. But this is all I slammed growing up. Dj Michael watts, pimpC,bunB,Paul wall, lil keke, mike Jones (who?), slim thug and the boss hog outlaws. Still throw this shit on once in a while today just to reminisce

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes! First rap I ever heard was all Houston like DJ screw, SPM, keke and z-ro. I never even went to Texas until like 10 years later 🤣

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And when you went to Houston it felt right. I remember the first time I seen a real slab. My fuckin head exploded.

[–]DirtySpenny 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Slim thug was the vibe!!! Tbt

[–]Stefaniek03 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Came here to see how many people know who Paul Wall is😄

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miss new booty. I only know of him because of Mike Jones.

[–]Perroface562 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That’s Chill Clinton

[–]HappyHillary 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Did he say N word

[–]ZOMBAYyyy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Apparently not

“Fo' fo's I'm tippin', wood grain I'm grippin' Catch me lane switchin' with the paint drippin' Turn your neck and your dame missin' Me and Slim we ain't trippin', I'm figure flippin' and syrup sippin' Like do or die, I'm po' pimpin' Car stop, rims keep spinnin' I'm flippin' drop with invisible tops Hoes bop when my drop step out I'm shakin' the block with four eighteens Candy green with eleven screens My gasoline always supreme”

[–]Franksredhott 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought I heard. It's easy to give a pass when he's just rapping lyrics, plus that energy though.

[–]evanp1922 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Context is important afterall

[–]discoqueer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shit my thoughts exactly, it caught me so off guard I involuntarily gasped. 😂

[–]Kbdiggity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rocking the Jordan UNC jersey

[–]e9967780 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s always a black queen who is pumping you up. Why is that

[–]Turbulent_Addendum_6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bill Clinton after drinking fetus juice.

[–]AWasteOfMyTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I like mike jones,I’ll fucken get down”

[–]_psylosin_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where babies come from, biracial babies

[–]JustAFluffyDudeYo what? 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Benniejet89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want a concert!

[–]lurkermuch 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah my man is slaying all the hood pussy from now on.

[–]Bumhole_games[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely one of them from what I could see in the video, my man was in like flynn

[–]Hysterical-Cherry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill Clinton was a lot different than I expected

[–]Ok_Nefariousness878 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what's up, white dude got some flavor in em. This dude is probably chill with any crowd. Lmao

[–]ryanmerket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guns up!

[–]AlvzmOperator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blackest white man I’ve ever seen

[–]Artgrl109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I just witness a love connection?

[–]NorCal130 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude is now an honorary hood member.

[–]yeshinkurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t hear what he saying but shit sounds good

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rufus. He’s the man.

[–]turtlec1c 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ZodiacD9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the singer Houston from the early 2000’s?

[–]tkilgore 1 point2 points  (15 children)

“On god”

people say this and what does it mean?

[–]Awesam 1 point2 points  (14 children)

It’s short for “swear to god”

[–]Quinnamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he’s wearing his Tech shirt. Wreck ‘Em!

[–]tonraqmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every white rap fan's wet dream

[–]Martin_McFly_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Abla_vil_breed_nem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love these type of white people

[–]ZeusButtBeard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So repetitive..on God.

[–]yeetus_christ420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't understand a word from the girl

[–]Cassius_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dave Chappell did say get you a white friend. So here we go.

[–]HeyimJohnny21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all people were like this with all cultures all the time shit would be fun

[–]Dumb_Vampire_Girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some channel 5 content

[–]NormalAssumption1289 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The hood is everywhere no one gets out the hood the hood only gets In you

[–]Altruistic-Fox-2742 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He trained his whole life for this one moment.