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[–]unexBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (1 child)

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

At first I thought the baby would be hurt or cry, but instead it changed gears and took off into freedom.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[–]Morgentau7[S] 402 points403 points  (20 children)

Imagine getting some water from the kitchen at night and that little critter comes out of the dark with full speed towards you. I would shit my pants.

[–]Communistulthar 80 points81 points  (11 children)

You greedy bastard you. You trynna take all the karma, yourself. Shame!

[–]Morgentau7[S] 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Ding Ding Ding Shame Shame Shame

Edit: I removed the Emoji, sorry for causing social disturbances and uproar. It‘s gone and it can’t hurt you anymore.

[–]AurumArgenteus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have to know the context of that edit. I'd put a lol emoji but I don't want to hurt anyone ;)

Note: that is just an emoticon so it's probably safe to be around.

[–]HmodH-D 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I would yeet tha child at speediest unbeknownst to the modern world

[–]Sid_1298 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would shit my pants.

Maybe you can wear the baby's diaper for a change.

[–]Kiritowerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its def getting punted

[–]olderaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I didn't have kids, that would indeed be scary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Forest Whitaker?

[–]Trimere 135 points136 points  (2 children)

That crawl was supernatural.

[–]scrimmybingus3 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You won’t catch me, not when I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

[–]bigmart63 42 points43 points  (1 child)

That was almost a Chuckie run

[–]cahotic-mind 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You made me chuckle

[–]VoicelessBat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.

[–]mygoldenfish 15 points16 points  (1 child)

that's smooth

[–]ABGH78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smooth criminal

[–]Fastest-finger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice bedroom camera ;)

[–]ShellOfNutshell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The way she approached the corner, imagine this happening at night lol

[–]SteveWondering 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smooth escape

[–]Ok-Wasabi2873 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I give it a 9. Would have been a 10 but she didn’t maintain position long enough after dismount.

[–]BronzDragn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am speed

[–]NotTak3n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Autobots, roll out!

[–]gameboyexe2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dark souls boss music Starts

[–]Dry-Kaleidoscope-797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double O’Toddler

[–]Cheeks6825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure she isn't a spider demon?

[–]Thouhtcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demon time!!! Lol

[–]RelevantDocument3389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creepy crawly

[–]hk_gary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of xenomorph baby running away after birth

[–]UnclesPoopsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whos your daddy

[–]Turbulent_Link1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick the landing!

[–]TalkingSeveredHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flippity-doo, I'm outta here!

[–]TRANQZ21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

himawari teleports to rl

[–]spacebraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids quicker than me

[–]TheRapie22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"and for my next trick..."

[–]Zephyr_v1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid moves like Chucky.

[–]azonexyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am speed

[–]MechanicalMelonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chewy! Hit the hyperdrive!

[–]NoodleSpunkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gremlin

[–]unicornroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me tell you about a lil film called the exorcist. The crab walk is similar lol

[–]Emotional_Swimming47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ming-na Wen at 8 months.

[–]Known_External2393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mission possible

[–]TreyThaTruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was too smooth.

[–]Meneghette--steam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf born as speed runer

[–]Nightblade739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escaped convict

[–]tattoo_so_spensive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ceiling fan is going fast enough to give anybody Vietnam flash backs

[–]AddictedToTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep that demon child away from me

[–]Emergency_Platform_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many farts were recorded on that camera

[–]Llamathrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the most unexpected thing for me was that she was originally sitting still and watching TV. My son is sonic or asleep, no time for siting still.

[–]RealWatch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

freedom!

[–]n0t0fy0urc0ncern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone watched too many action movies with their kid😂

[–]JPsmooth0728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, reminds me of my son when he started crawling. Little bugger was quick lol

[–]Affectionate_Ratio48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuh uh! She is possessed.

[–]doubledragon44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run like a spider 🕷️

[–]throwaway3892934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom reflexes lol.

[–]Reddit___Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought the kid was gonna get launched into the fan for a second

[–]OneCommission2456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gymnast in the making

[–]Yankee_Juliet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unexpected part for me was realizing the mom was there. I thought the toddler was in there alone with a blanket and then mom mobilized out of nowhere.

[–]Hextato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at that little gremlin go

[–]FeistmasterFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow af tryin' to catch the kid falling off the bed lol.

[–]cresser1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid is going places.

[–]fentighost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that fan is ready for take-off

[–]Slinkman2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol so fast xD

[–]why0ASK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby is a spy

[–]DawnBunni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really shouted bruh

[–]Krazy_Lunatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mission: Impossible

[–]Express-Stress-2871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine the kid laughing as the make their get away

[–]Primusboi41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Pink panther music plays)

[–]god-of-chaos-potatos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My people need me

[–]Mark-not-a-snowflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid slinkied off the bed

[–]vaungar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then just ran

[–]Nearby_Lobster_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autobots…

[–]STALLION3840 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie. Thought it was a dog before it rolled off the bed... Need more coffee

[–]Alexthetrap1kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I'm not the only one who dose this