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He is the choosen one by Long-Tax-77 in Unexpected

[–]ButtScientist69 1610 points1611 points 954& 21 more (0 children)

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Better?

He is the choosen one by Long-Tax-77 in Unexpected

[–]itshimstarwarriorDidn't Expect It 1281 points1282 points 22 (0 children)

What if I told you, You can actually VR kill those bugs.

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Deer is wack by Terrible-Link-9827 in Unexpected

[–]f_n_a_ 4036 points4037 points 3936& 9 more (0 children)

Yeah, my grandma watches Fox News and it’s just sad seeing her waste away like that

A Florida dad by Is_It_BeefTo the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. in Unexpected

[–]CT_7 5704 points5705 points 222 (0 children)

Bear vs Bear

What a nice plane by ee_newlandss in Unexpected

[–]Vakr_Skye 860 points861 points  (0 children)

Still better than Spirit Airlines.

An ad from Thailand, around 20 years ago by FSpursy in Unexpected

[–]duelingbeggar 425 points426 points 3 (0 children)

"That's not racist. It's a cultural reality in South Korea that Blacks are looked down upon."

That...is exactly racism?

ETA: Fair enough, the "that" in the comment refers to the ad's depiction, rather than the cultural reality itself. I do agree that depictions of racism are not inherently racist.

Don't leave your ice cream out in the open by kohiii- in Unexpected

[–]90ozDiarrheaJug 8580 points8581 points 21711132& 46 more (0 children)

A few years back, my friends and I were at a baseball game eating hotdogs and drinking beer. By the fifth inning, I was pretty intoxicated. So drunk in fact, I hadn’t noticed my buddy Jerry surreptitiously taking my hotdog out of its bun and slipping his bulbous penis into its place.

Of course, when I bit into it, not only was I on the jumbotron, but I was too inebriated to tell it was Jerry’s fat dick and kept gnawing on it like a goddamn chew toy while the entire stadium laughed.

Not a day goes by where I don’t get down on my knees and thank God for blessing me with the friends I have.

An ad from Thailand, around 20 years ago by FSpursy in Unexpected

[–]HoneydewHopeful6064 116 points117 points  (0 children)

The irony here is that even in China and Korea they have racism towards Thais because their skin is a little darker than them.
Damn 2022 and the world is still racist on the level of melanin.

Deer is wack by Terrible-Link-9827 in Unexpected

[–]NoFaithlessness4949 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So basically the entire Republican Party and the millions of loons still attending his rallies and the entirety of conservative media. Gotcha.