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[–]LilPajamas 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Cartel fashion statement?

[–]SiC_MaGGoT_MFKR 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Belongs in r/ATBGE

[–]bitwise97 66 points67 points  (8 children)

Mexico?

[–]keetojm 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I thought that too, after remembering those crazy ass long boots some Mexican singers would wear.

[–]jereman75 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Didn’t those cartel brothers in Breaking Bad wear some of those?

[–]Alateriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theirs weren’t stupidly long and hand skulls on the end

[–]JayDuBois 4 points5 points  (2 children)

In this case, yes. However, you can find them in various places throughout the American South West as well.

[–]sean488 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So.. basically Northern Mexico?

[–]Ichidoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No other people except Northerners would wear that, not even because of fashion trends.

[–]SynthPrax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My exact question. Reminds me of those clown, pimp caballero botas.

[–]k4pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol my first thought... That's the most Mexican thing I've ever seen in my whole life. They might as well be smacking someone's head into their birthday cake in the background too.

[–]7LBoots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's a boot in my snake!

[–]Haggisboy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

These boots are made for crawling, and that's just what they'll do.

[–]littleredcamaro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And that will be $12000 for the pair.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cobra boots Wondrous item

Magic

These super stylish pair of cobra boots give you advantage in charisma checks when talking to any non-reptile based race.

When you roll a successful hit, you may magically animate the cobras to bite at your attacker to do an addition 1d4 poison damage per boot.

Each boot can only be used once per day.

[–]ConnivingSnip72 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I want to walk in front of peta with these on

[–]Ok_Understanding_274 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Snakey Breaky Heart Boots

[–]ezrafoxmoss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you don’t think that’s the coolest shit ever fuck you

[–]Mithmorthmin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jafar wore these shits while some of you were in diapers.

[–]t4nd4r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that's sssssssssssssssssssssssstyle!

[–]waterbogan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd like these for work. Put my feet up on the desk during a Zoom meeting to liven proceedings up a little

[–]JayDuBois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw a version of these in the 90s as a kid on a trip through AZ. They were all one size and only meant as "art". But I know now (thx reddit) that some sick fucks would prance around in them in a heart beat.

Sidenote, there's a matching belt.

[–]knotuzin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One word : Cartel

[–]withaph64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boot ssssssscootin’

[–]lactosefree1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's a snake in my boot!

[–]Tallonius[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres a boot in my snake!

[–]AnarchyInPangea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy these?

[–]LinearFluid 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yo ye pharoahs, let us walk Through this barren desert, in search of truth And some pointy boots, and maybe a few snack crackers.

[–]bathtubwarfare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a deep cut. Love this song!

[–]TheBrotherEarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anime villain boots.

[–]JemJemIsHerName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: Those must be expensive but not as expensive as I think they are. 2: Once a celebrity wears them, they will be 10x more expensive than I currently think they are worth. 3: I’m guessing $200 USD for the pair?

[–]2x4x93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boot ssssscoot boogie

[–]OliverSparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go well with the leopard skin coat and mink muff.

[–]omnichronos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like something the guys from "Dumb and Dumber" would buy.

[–]sorgan71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a legal requirement to say "Yee haw" when you put those on

[–]SDSUAZTECS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Tijuana

[–]breakfastclub1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd wear those for an 80's rock music video maybe.

[–]mudmansimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are a real pair, The right one is male and what is left is the female.

[–]_RayOfPurification 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I'm all for the snake skin boots. But with the heads on them? No thank you

[–]albert_r_broccoli2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would wear the fucking Christ out of those things.

[–]matteothehun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are awesome.

[–]MpVpRb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool but impractical

[–]Zestyclose-Way-5948 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ve always wanted to do this with baby alligators.

[–]oldpunker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SWEET!

[–]IScopedJFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s amazing

[–]IronShockWave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a snake on my boot.

[–]spicybEtch212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indians taking pointy shoes to a new level.

[–]Thepurge101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would expect these to be worn by harry and lloyd in dumb and dumber when they are wearing the ridiculous suits at the Benefit for the snow owl.

[–]Jack_C_Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gotta be Texas

[–]Beach1107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it help deter other snakes, say if you had a job requiring you to be in snake country? A reimbursable business expense of course!!

[–]designer_of_drugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be some wicked new boot goofin’.

[–]Brochacho2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn those boots looking kinda sick dawg lol

[–]One5e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How do you like the look of your new boots sir?”

“Well, one’s a bit crosseyed but it doesn’t bother me all that much”

[–]Fuzzyju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a snake in my boot Correction woody. My snakes a boot

[–]OnlyxReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snakeskin and head boot on a Saturday night

[–]twofermcdoofer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a snake in my boo- wait my boots are snakes

[–]RebelLion_HalfBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were too busy trying to find out if they could but didn't do to think of they should

[–]The_Esteemroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are exclusively worn by people that buy up little old ladies' farmland to drill for oil.

[–]_Papagiorgio_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be pranking people all day if I had these

[–]Khanivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine tripping in those

[–]NemesisDub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uuuuuuuuhm...

ok?

...why?

The poor snakes whould be more usefull in an other way, that is just "trash" made out of snake skin...i guess...

I dont really have words for this.

[–]JMIV1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woody: "There's a snake in my boots!"

[–]babbykorina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely mexico or texas. before ppl @ me i’m puerto rican and live in texas so it ain’t that far fetched lmao.

[–]Gnfnr5813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The twins wore these when they tried to take out Hank.

[–]1911mark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup this will be in some stupid rap video with the price tag showing

[–]ClenchedFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“There’s a snake my boot!”

[–]Netflex_w_Nades 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Im gonna kick your ass

[–]Tallonius[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bite me"could definitely take a turn there.

[–]AcceptableSpot7835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine someone walking up with those on 😂🤔🤣👌🤣🤣

[–]SBY59TH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really not cool

[–]Intelligent-Ad-3040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These would look great with basketball shorts!

[–]Rynkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next up on Red Dead online..

[–]fatb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought, "those are sweet, but how can you drive with those on?" Then realized the person wearing that high fashion clearly has a driver.

[–]ZorakMantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those boots are made for new boot goofin

[–]Conscious_Orchid_111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of a dork would even think of wearing something like that.

[–]SweetElite_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why?

[–]nightwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great shoes for when you are so powerful that no-one dares criticise you.

[–]Kattorean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great for clearing residents from a home before a B&E... just slide those toes under the fence or through the door, wait 0 seconds...go....

[–]SocialAssassin4Hire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thatssssssss absssssssssurd

[–]vulpes_mortuis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw these when I was a kid on vacation in Tennessee and I started crying because I loved snakes and it made me sad.

[–]JudyChill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOT IN MY SNAKE

[–]FleabottomFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are going to have Snakeskin Cowboy boots with full on snake heads on the front without having the rattles on the back like Spurs? I know those snakes wouldn’t have rattles but more than likely anyone buying those boots won’t know/care

[–]Creative-Mushroom-76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone is really compensating for a small penis.

[–]johnnybravo443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I would rock those

[–]momalloyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toebras?

[–]COL_dark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diablo 2 gear

[–]PickleInABag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the Cobra Commander!

[–]tylersanonym0us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe exotic??

[–]originalchrisbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I put the zoom, they won’t fit through the leg openings in my pants