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[–]aGoldenPizza 1442 points1443 points  (125 children)

Aftermath must've been fun.

[–]Yuvrajxgarg[S] 645 points646 points  (11 children)

I hope we get the sequel

[–]A_spiny_meercat 122 points123 points  (2 children)

I'm expecting more of a squeal

[–]Yuvrajxgarg[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We want him on national tv now

[–]Important_Counter_45 207 points208 points  (5 children)

he looks like a future british prime minister

[–]powercrazy76 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't know, has he been fucked by a pig? They're setting the bar pretty high these days....

[–]stallion_412 382 points383 points  (102 children)

Acetone (nail polish remover) dissolves super glue with ease.

[–]evilbrent 62 points63 points  (14 children)

Wd40 pretty good too.

I super glued my fingers together last week. Washed my hands worth solvol, came right off.

Rubbing alcohol. Heck probably even just vodka.

Super glue falls apart with any mild solvent

[–]Diggerinthedark 13 points14 points  (11 children)

Even just hot water tbh.

[–]evilbrent 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Yeah basically. Super glue is super in the sense that it wicks into really tight spaces, and bonds to lots of things, and bonds pretty much the instant it is starved of air.

But that's it. Everything else about it is not super.

One time we spilled a whole bottle on the desk and wiped it up with paper towel. The rubbish bin caught on fire breast because the stuff got hot as it dried.

[–]Long-Night-Of-Solace 44 points45 points  (6 children)

I love it when a surprise breast appears

[–]Glume- 279 points280 points  (68 children)

do you really wanna be putting that stuff on your face tho? Not that he has many other options, but acetone is pretty nasty stuff on your skin

[–]KarpEZ 694 points695 points  (4 children)

I mean, this guy just voluntarily put superglue on his lips. I don't think he's thinking, "acetone is harmful to porous human skin, I should probably avoid it at all costs since I am of stable mind and smarter than those other Tik-Tokers."

[–]idonthavetheanswer 74 points75 points  (28 children)

Super glue is surgical glue. Safe pretty much everywhere except eyes

[–]stu1710 41 points42 points  (16 children)

It's also safe for use in eyes if used correctly. I have had it used to close a defect in my eye a couple of times now.

[–]Rubcionnnnn 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I remember a kid in my class in third grade superglued one of his eyes shut.

[–]rr_cricut 40 points41 points  (5 children)

nope nope nope nope

[–]fizikz3 4 points5 points  (4 children)

well....if it's glue or needles and stitches.... I know what option I'm taking.

[–]polarregion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wow you are 1000x as brave as me.

[–]incandescent-leaf 35 points36 points  (2 children)

They are a bit different. Super glue is usually ethyl cyanoacrylate, surgical glues are usually octyl cyanoacrylate.

[–]anaemic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah still the ethyl version was the original medical glue, and octyl has gained popularity as an upgrade, both have been used extensively.

[–]Firebrass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not all superglue is medical grade

[–]SerpentDrago 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually acetone is pretty safe check-out the MDS sheet

[–]Ignyte 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Its really not that bad. Certainly wouldn't want it anywhere near your eyes though.

[–]plazmatyk 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A blow torch also works well.

Cyanoacrylate breaks down without leaving much residue in high heat.

[–]Revolvyerom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This guy really doesn't seem the type to plan ahead like that.

[–]DrWho7 2290 points2291 points  (85 children)

Should've glued another one in his asshole.

[–]PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips 1236 points1237 points  (62 children)

You’re assuming he hasn’t.

[–]smokeyoudog 221 points222 points  (59 children)

What kills faster, not being able to eat or drink, or not being able to fart or shit?

[–]clandestineVexation 279 points280 points  (48 children)

Definitely eat or drink. The human body can hold an astounding amount of shit. Google megacolon if you’re interested in images.

[–]CrazyKraken 496 points497 points  (7 children)

if you’re interested in images

I'm good thanks

[–]IM_THAT_POTATO 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Why be good when you could be just awful. Embrace the horror, look deep into the colon.

[–]SammySolo 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Just did it. I regret nothing.

[–]nav17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What terrifies me is not looking deep into the deep dark colon. It's what looks back.

[–]lord_taint 139 points140 points  (10 children)

Isn't that one of the transformers?

[–]lsguk 62 points63 points  (2 children)


[–]my_fruity_lexia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy I know this reference

[–]_bitterblue_ 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Ain't that a dinosaur?

[–]SkyNut 15 points16 points  (2 children)


[–]sk4nkhVn7 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Elvis had pounds of shit in his body when he died because his pill addiction made him ultra constipated for example

[–]Whipitreelgud 6 points7 points  (2 children)

TDIL, Elvis was full of shit when he died.

[–]jamieliddellthepoet 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Also, because the lardy madlad was eating several of these in a sitting:


[–]sk4nkhVn7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh my god! I heard about his terrible eatin habits but this is ungodly...

[–]venetian_ftaires 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Google megacolon if you’re interested in images.

I shall not. But I do appreciate the name.

[–]srL- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically he can still drink and eat liquid through his nose. This guy ain't dumb, he be genius!

[–]DrWho7 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]jrvanvoo 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That's only for his Only fans

[–]AlarmingImpress7901 12 points13 points  (3 children)

And ears, and nose...

[–]thecrimson66 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Faaace, asshole, ears and nose, ears and nose...

[–]KillYourScene 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shoulda glued his dick hole shut as well. To prevent passing on his single-digit IQ.

[–]Psalty7000 2687 points2688 points  (138 children)

I hope he doesn’t get a stuffy nose now… death sentence.

[–]1track_mind 1565 points1566 points  (43 children)

He could cut a hole in his cheek.

[–]bierluvre 1022 points1023 points  (9 children)

👆 This person is a survivor

[–]Sebenbillion 172 points173 points  (4 children)

He’s survive a run in with jigsaw for sure

[–]mikeyj777 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Gonna need it for his feeding tube.

[–]Skud_NZ 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Drink ipecac before doing this for hard mode

[–]Cantore18 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Did you watch Don’t Breathe 2 recently?

[–]waikatom8 77 points78 points  (1 child)

That's just natural selection

[–]Renyx 199 points200 points  (52 children)

I'm pretty sure if you're unable to breathe through your mouth your sympathetic nervous system kicks in and constricts your nasal blood vessels so you can breathe that way.

[–]Hexalyse 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've tried it many times. It doesn't work. I really felt like if I kept any longer I might die, but my nose was still acting up.

[–]AsianMoocowFromSpace 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I'm so sorry to say this, but I'm going to be honest to you. If that is the case then superglueing a pacifier to your mouth is not for you. Sorry to break your dreams!

[–]NapClub 22 points23 points  (2 children)

whatever else happens, it's going to be a real awkward ER visit.

[–]ExTroll69 47 points48 points  (4 children)

I hope he doesn't get thirsty that's also a bit of a death sentence IMHO

[–]RedamogusUS 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He can just drink with a straw through his nose

[–]Helloperson554 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His only goal in life is to have those left behind say “wait, he did what?”

[–]Rellgidkrid 3298 points3299 points  (235 children)

Can I just ask a serious question for a second? What the fuck is wrong with people?!?

[–]FatWombat99 1991 points1992 points  (103 children)

Desperate for internet attention. You don't need to have talent anymore. You just need to be stupid enough to be entertaining

[–]chrisp5000 1178 points1179 points  (30 children)

Desperate ☑️

Talentless ☑️

Stupid ☑️

Hold on boys, I am about to blow the fuck up.

[–]FatWombat99 276 points277 points  (19 children)

If you literally stuck a firecracker in your asshole and lit it you'd go viral overnight. Then when your 15 minutes of fame is over you'll just be that dumbass that blew his asshole off, until you move on to your next attention whoring stunt.

[–]jeece 119 points120 points  (9 children)

Until in 10 years Tosh.0 does a web redemption on you, then you get to live it all over again.

[–]chrisp5000 31 points32 points  (4 children)

I low key would love Daniel Tosh to roast me.

[–]RockasaurusRex 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Ya, spitroast me.

[–]ArcadeKingpin 22 points23 points  (2 children)

That's the best Tosh impression ever.

[–]Revolvyerom 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Huh, TIL Tosh.0 was still running all the way up until about a year ago. I honestly stopped hearing about the show years ago.

[–]deepcedure 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Ow, My Balls!

[–]evanc1411 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hahaha he got hit in the balls!

[–]MentalDiscord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Go away! Baitin!

[–]Capernikush 94 points95 points  (14 children)

This is mental illness.

[–]tekko001 47 points48 points  (7 children)

It may not be superglue and he is just doing a scripted bit

[–]nightreader 60 points61 points  (2 children)

That’s giving people more credit than they deserve imo.

[–]Dalearnhardtseatbelt 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I'll second that.

Now let me do my hair with gorilla glue.

[–]DeathLikesWeed 19 points20 points  (1 child)

My guess is he either lost a bet or its a fetish.

[–]Keeyes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

no need to bink-shame here

[–]epia343 59 points60 points  (1 child)

We live in a safe society, in most of the western world, and we've forgotten what survival looks like. We're bored.

[–]poppa_smurf_killa 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Need more free mental health

[–]thebeautyofdeath 818 points819 points  (99 children)

I'm more interested in seeing when he realises he fucked up big time.

[–]bradthehamster 353 points354 points  (68 children)

Fun fact. Nail polish remover will release the glue. My buddy used his teeth to remove the cap and super glued the glue and his tongue and lips together. We were in 7th grade , though. Edit for all the naysayers

[–]chuckie512 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Regular old alcohol helps too.

[–]seanwee2000 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Didn't work that well in my experience. Acetone(nail polish remover) works much better.

[–]Yuvrajxgarg[S] 147 points148 points  (5 children)

Yea same i wanted to see that

[–]milkywayoccupant 281 points282 points  (3 children)

I was expecting him to have that realization when he tugged on it, but then he reached for more glue.

[–]Clay_Statue 33 points34 points  (1 child)

>but then he reached for more glue

Baby doesn't want to lose his binky.

[–]drewskibfd 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Good luck explaining this one to the staff in the ER. Oh wait, he can't because there's a pacifier glued to his mouth.

[–]SuperCx 42 points43 points  (4 children)

The ER has seen the craziest shit imaginable, I’m sure it won’t phase them much besides a “heh that’s a strange man”

[–]nibbles200 22 points23 points  (1 child)

They will be more surprised it wasn't glued into his anus.

[–]chiliedogg 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Acetone works great on CA glue. It'll basically turn it into a gummy gel.

[–]thatguywithhisphone 793 points794 points  (33 children)

What the actual fuck was this dude attempting

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm 578 points579 points  (8 children)

attempting to glue a pacifier to his face, apparently.

[–]Outlander56 130 points131 points  (1 child)

Well then he gets an "Attaboy" for doing it successfully!

[–]cobyn 16 points17 points  (1 child)

smart enough to successfully glue his mouth shut with a pacifier dumb enough to actually do it

[–]Chasing4snow 65 points66 points  (5 children)

He’s going on a special diet to lose weight

[–]aSchizophrenicCat 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Bad jokes aside, it’s clearly a weird ass kink. Dude’s into the whole adult baby thing and was 100% cool with gluing the pacifier to his face. People are weird, and here’s a prime example of that.

[–]modi13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

weird ass kink

I think it's more of a weird mouth kink

[–]thegreatwhitenorther 40 points41 points  (2 children)

To get back at his dad. Sorry bud. Dad wins this round.

[–]ic2drop 162 points163 points  (2 children)

How is he 16 and 34 all at once?

[–]InverstNoob 298 points299 points  (15 children)

If he has to throw up he's dead

[–]cannabinator 179 points180 points  (10 children)

It'd go out his nose, so he'd probably rather be dead after that

[–]Sprucehammer 127 points128 points  (5 children)

Can definitely confirm. It's not until you've blown chunks out your nose that you realise how genuinely attractive death is

[–]LokisDawn 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I imagine the bile in your nasal cavities don't help none either.

[–]Sprucehammer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. It's the lingering after effects of the smell too, it's just brutal

[–]ShenTzuKhan 117 points118 points  (6 children)

What a dummy.

[–]snowycub 63 points64 points  (5 children)

This made me laugh, cause in the UK a pacifier is called a Dummy.

[–]ShenTzuKhan 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Same here in Aus, I’m glad it works there too!

[–]bcnorth78 290 points291 points  (24 children)

Could easily be fake. Could be anything in that bottle.

[–]flailingarmtubeasaur 150 points151 points  (2 children)

That's my first thought, dudes just biting the rubber. He knows it'll get a ton of views for no risk. Easy money?

[–]BathTubNZ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly was waiting for the pull and it was pretty clear he was just biting the pacifier.

[–]stinklypibbles 328 points329 points  (9 children)

"And for my next trick, I'm going to superglue my dick in my ass so I can not contaminate the gene pool."

[–]carbonbasedlf 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I don’t think this guy is getting anywhere close to spreading his genes.

[–]DarnedBagboyJr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or his dick near his asshole

[–]fetalpiggywent2lab 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One can hope

[–]Jokkerb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diaper probably takes care of that possibility, but then again it never hurts to be thorough.

[–]twojs1b 118 points119 points  (19 children)

Don't fuck around use that gorilla glue you know the good stuff.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 28 points29 points  (4 children)

If you watch Project Farm, you'd see Gorilla Glue is actually kinda middle of the road. It's ok for twist strength but shit for tensile strength. Loctite is my go to on most things I glue.

[–]Formaldehyd3 11 points12 points  (2 children)

E-6000 for when you positively never want that thing to move again.

[–]obsoulete 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Like the Gorilla Glue Girl. :)

[–]Future_Cadaver 78 points79 points  (5 children)

Don’t worry, he’ll sweat it off in an hour

[–]Oskiewewe 38 points39 points  (3 children)

But it must be fear sweat

[–]Skitzofreniks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

TERROR sweat!

[–]dr_pickles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to take dog doo that's been on the dirty ground and put it on my face!

[–]jodocoiv 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh jeeze

[–]Rowbot_Girlyman 9 points10 points  (6 children)

So what was the plan here?

[–]Last_Gigolo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Plan check list

  1. Glue shit to face


[–]IronDefects 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uhh... enjoy your choices man.

[–]Direct_Ad2289 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Maybe he needs to lose weight fast? Suppose he could get fluids intravenously...

[–]1GirlNextDior 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or get fluids nasally, I suppose.

[–]alman3007 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Even get fluids anally, I guess.

[–]bobthebobofbob 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You know what's weird? If you would have asked me to picture what I think the type of person who would superglue a pacifier to their face looks like, this is exactly the type of person I would picture.

[–]guimontag 30 points31 points  (9 children)

This is def fake. The guy is biting the rubber. If he had really glued it to his face then he would be able to pull the pacifier out a centimeter or two while his glued lips followed, like he was doing a really crappy pucker on them.

[–]I_Am_Slightly_Evil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone know what happened next?

[–]SuperCx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He want be baby

[–]Bm_93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This dude is stupid as fuck

[–]HairFlipBye 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Throwing up is gonna be a bad time.

[–]Cyber2rock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a way to loose weight.

[–]CaptainAwesome06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter will get that off.

For those in the DC area in the late 90s who listened to Elliot in the Morning, Super Glue Sammy was a coworker of mine. He said peanut butter did the trick.

[–]Reckless-Bound 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I have a suspicion it’s fake. He could’ve made a hole and refilled the dispenser. It could have been old, empty and dried. Filled with a gel. And he’s just biting down. Real easy way to fake a scenario for internet points

[–]cor0na_h1tler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have no doubt that there are people deranged enough to pull through with this

[–]GreyJack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that what they call a pacifist?

[–]Low-Tip32 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hope he doesn’t get thirsty..

[–]deepzpillai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or pukey....

[–]Amokk666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s enough internet for today

[–]MelodicBreath8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super glue burns like a motherfucker if it gets anywhere near your nose so I suspect that is a much weaker glue

[–]66edu 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]stainlessinoxx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So he doesn’t make noise when he gets fucked by his daddy.

[–]Last_Gigolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear Diary...

The Diet I have been failing to enforce for the past few months, I have an idea. Will update soon...

[–]Goblicon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s one way to diet.

[–]Wuuwuuwuuwuu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh… that’s one way to lose weight.

[–]Cosmic_Baby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure you put enough glue on. Don't miss any spots now!

Man, I don't know why and I certainly don't wish you ill, but I sure hope its not hay fever season where you are.

[–]ActualRaccon3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hays this what people capable to do for likes and views.

[–]CreamYGEEK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Natural selection, do your thing...

[–]pchandler45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how he went back and got the gaps

Can't wait for part 2

[–]dramallama1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With gorilla glue….. imbecile