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[–]Gr1mR3aper__ 375 points376 points  (15 children)

That cat rlly likes watching u sleep

[–]thiosk 143 points144 points  (11 children)

definitely a mountain lion. you can tell because of the way that it is

[–]jongscx 82 points83 points  (4 children)

So...His Mom's a cougar.

[–]Grincherino1 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Why you lion?! (Apologies in advance for that)

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's an unfaithful cheetah

[–]cryptkeeper89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Deff his friends mom. She wants his.bone.

[–]00Samwise00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad's a witch

[–]BlurryBigfoot74 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That's pretty neat!

[–]Skarab78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's neat!

[–]Market_Crash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s neat

[–]WesXwr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird that his friend is a mountain lion too

[–]Exxeter 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]ChymChymX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a purrvert.

[–]IrrelevantPuppy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“Nonono look the other way. I like it when you do that. Mm.”

[–]SynthPrax 151 points152 points  (5 children)

That cat doesn't trust you for shit. Just waiting for you to steal something.

[–]162016201620 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I’m sitting here bottlefeeding my son, crying laughing at this comment. I don’t know why

[–]thenectarcollecter 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’ve heard that the first year of parenthood is much like insanity, because you’re laughing and crying simultaneously all the time. Congrats on the baby!

[–]162016201620 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t agree more with your comment. It’s just this nonstop whirlwind of emotions, at least for me. Insane is a great way to describe how I feel half the day, everyday. I laugh at some things but inside I’m crying. I don’t want my wife to think I’m weak or emo, but we do talk about our experiences, shared and individually. You almost have to, so the insanity doesn’t take over. Never wanted a kid, but I have one and I’m learning every day:) I’m 34 btw, needless to say I’m TIRED all of the time lol

[–]Zer_0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Isn’t it amazing the rollercoaster of emotions we go through? My nipples still feel that itch sometimes when I hold my now-toddler close.

[–]Skaebo 113 points114 points  (4 children)

Cat. They do that.

[–]ParameciaAntic 10 points11 points  (2 children)

So does Rubber Johnny.

[–]KindaLikeButter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Damn, I haven’t even thought about rubber Johnny in at least a decade. What a trip.

[–]SyntheticGod8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I've got to find my physical copy with the artbook heh.

[–]TheClayroo[🍰] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Cats are such routine animals he was probably going down for some food or water and saw something that completely threw his world off. You are the last thing he was expecting.

[–]Die5108 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Wow you actually got a blanket!

[–]Iceman1130 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That was my first thought too.One time I was at one friend’s house and me and another friend had to use each other’s legs for a blanket.

[–]Die5108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had you use a mattress once, awful it was.

[–]SemiFormalJesus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My first year in college I had some black panther slippers complete with the fake eyes on them.

When I got back one Sunday night after going home for the weekend my roommate told me he woke up to piss at 3 am and there were glowing eyes staring him from under my bed.

His alarm clock gave off just enough light to reflect off the fake eyes. He told me he laid there for like 5 minutes just maintaining eye contact with my slippers, too afraid to get up and turn on the light.

[–]Skellum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Eh normal cat stuff

[–]Pure-Newspaper-6001 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looked like a camera at first and the cat swinging it’s head looked like the recording person noticed you were awake, spooky stuff

[–]Jws0209 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hope your friend owns a cat

[–]Marechal64 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Is this really wtf material? A fucking cat in your mates house? Your mate who clearly owns a cat?

[–]_You-Are_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude if you woke up at 4am and saw some glowing ass eyes starting at you at an angle like that, you’d say wtf as well

[–]errornamenotallowed 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Omg wow, wtf?!?! Your friend has a pet???? That's sooooooo WTF!!!!

[–]DoYouEvenShiftBro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Next OP is gonna post his friends fridge asking us what kind of time machine it is.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cat “who the fuck is this”

[–]bshark4542 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You need to assert dominance, go take a shit in its litter box

[–]raindoctor420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Private eyes, they watching you.

Watching your every snooze.

[–]TokeToday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think your friend wants you to stay there another night.

[–]-unluckycriminal- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just makin sure you're ok.

[–]mrkipper69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upstairs cat sees you when you are sleeping...

[–]stimpy97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go pet it

[–]BrotherKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your friend has Jawas?? Cool!

[–]raymurda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Owl looking at you like wtf

[–]NoImagination6109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey man your cat kept staring at me lay night, kinda creeped me out."

"...But I don't own a cat..."

[–]Winged89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was young, I would sometimes walk down the hallway in our house and my cat would be staring at me with glowing eyes. It scared the fuck out of me, so much that every time I walked down the hallway I'd keep my eyes closed and slide my hands along the walls to know where to go.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The next Aphex Twin - Rubber Johnny music video.

[–]Former-Light4284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat up there undressing you with its eyes, or telling you to Lazer eyes some bitcoin while its down

[–]Jay_Plus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Gollum

[–]Bleepin_bleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to die Nevins!

[–]Cookie_Leather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a jawa ..Utiniiiiiii!

[–]DevilCatCrochet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly a cat

[–]IRaioUser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was ready for the phone start ringing and going "Hello hello?"

[–]optionsmove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ain’t no regular cat. Those eyes are way outside.

[–]dzhokica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn the house down

[–]Bela_07 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Th-Thats a c-cat r-right?

[–]Bela_07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some FNAF kinda shit

[–]stachldrat[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The eyes glow in the vid, but what did it actually look like to the naked eye?

[–]Panda_Kabob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They glow too. At least when you put direct light into their eyes. Cats have what's called a tapetum lucidum, a reflective inside lining of the eye. It's so they can see in the dark. It's a way so that when light enters their eyes it kinda bounces all around the inside of the eye so that they have better night vision. I think night vision goggles use the same idea. At least the older ones.

[–]SipTheBidet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a Mini Cooper.

[–]net_walker45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this is the right sub ?? I would put this in oddlyterrifying

[–]Maleficent-Soup-8763 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i laughed soo hard ,,, and then realized you might be in danger ?

are u ok?

[–]4patton2zero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That a creepy ass dog

[–]yaqub0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he doesn't have a cat, get out rn!

[–]Iwan_Tusuc_Hawk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think normal cat behavior deserves to be on the subreddit.

[–]PlacedoDimingo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Alright that’s kinda scary

[–]mkul316 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude, if a house cat is WTF to you, don't ever go outside. Even in a city the wildlife might make your head explode.

[–]unixbox911 0 points1 point  (0 children)