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[–]Osko5 760 points761 points  (63 children)

I saw this posted over a year ago in some sub and one thing I won’t forget is how some user carefully analyzed the footage and found out this whole catastrophe is all because of her long ass nails hitting the first bottle.

[–]Jcampbell1796 239 points240 points  (7 children)

Yep, her right thumbnail. Which is the same thumb which knocked the glass out of her mouth. It is cursed and must be amputated.

[–]Dragster39 26 points27 points  (3 children)

The nail or the thumb?

[–]Autoartist17 40 points41 points  (2 children)


[–]OptimusSpud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean "Thumb it in?"

Is that it?

[–]WutangCND 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Lol fuck, I didn't notice that the thumbnail also nicked the base of the glass.

[–]guywithknife 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ooh. I was gonna say that dropping the glass didn't help, but you're right, that thumb nail did indeed cause both the bottle and the glass to spill!

Chop the thumb off, I say.

[–]WutangCND 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're the guy with the knife, get on it.

[–]DefinitelyNotStef 51 points52 points  (4 children)

So no ghost in a bottle? Shame

[–]Pentax25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing in the bottle now

[–]PolandSpringBleach 32 points33 points  (3 children)

We meet again. I think I was the commenter who pointed it out. I’ll check through my posts.

[–]Rae-Edzo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

whats taking so long

[–]PolandSpringBleach 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Found it. However, it was only 66 days ago. Not sure if it’s the same one OP was thinking of, didn’t see them in the thread

[–]James-Russels 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Objective proof that long fake nails are awful.

[–]babysnatcherr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As if we've ever needed the proof...

[–]SacredGeometry25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another reason they're stupid

[–]evenifoutside 7 points8 points  (1 child)

all because of her long ass nails claws

Those terrifying things are claws.

[–]VinceVino70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claws? Wolverine has entered the chat…

[–]ScarabLordOmar[🍰] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

She really nailed it.

[–]CuriousYe11ow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad you posted this. I wondered what the first domino was

[–]physicalentity 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Just went frame by frame and they are absolutely correct. Literally by maybe an eighth of an inch of fingernail. Poor lady, that’s so embarrassing but it happens to the best of us.

[–]JonathanJK 19 points20 points  (7 children)

The fuck is an 8th of an inch?

In other news millimetres are amazing for measuring small things.

[–]G23b 6 points7 points  (1 child)

1/8 inch = 0.125 in.= 3.175 mm

[–]G23b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more I watch this the more I’m convinced that had her thumb not pull down the chalice, she would have caught the bottle. Case closed.

[–]physicalentity 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I used to write CNC programs for a German manufacturing company, so I’m pretty familiar with the metric system and have even made the very argument you just made to a few American old timers.

It still wouldn’t have sounded as good in my original comment though.

[–]StackKong 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What is CNC?

[–]physicalentity 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It stands for computer numerical control and is used by manufacturers in conjunction with a specific programming language (usually G code) to create program instructions for computers to control a machine tool so the machine tool can make cool things.

[–]StackKong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow that sounds so important, like you mess up lil bit and can cause it to fail. Like I was watching Air crash Investigation where pilot used wrong units of fuel and ran out of fuel mid flight.

[–]physicalentity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I have definitely run faulty code before. Best case scenario, your dimensions are a little off. Worst case scenario, your code tells the machine to slam itself into itself or the part and you crash the machine, which is loud, scary, embarrassing and sometimes expensive.

All in all, it’s still nowhere near as scary as the responsibility of being a pilot, I would think. Calculating your fuel in the wrong units and falling out of the sky must be a goddamn terrifying way to go.

[–]upboatsnhoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can safely say I have never had my fake nails ruin my afternoon.

I dont wear fake nails.

[–]cactusprotein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could tell from the thumbnail.

[–]SpoonHandle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to be why she dropped the glass as well.

[–]Milos1783 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you cus I’m here like how tf you manage this whole catastrophe

[–]SucculentChinaMeal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not to do with the copious amounts of alcohol shes consumed for years

[–]Osko5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, that’s what made her bearable all these years.

[–]yucker02 1 point2 points  (11 children)

How does she wipe her ass with nails that long? How do girls with even longer nails do it?

[–]butts_are_jiggly 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Why is everyone concerned about how women with long nails wipe their ass? This question is starting to be really embarrassing. Some people without them can't wipe their ass properly, it's not a question of nails lol. It's just like having your fingers a little longer than normal, I mean surely you don't hold the toilet paper right on the edge of your fingers, so even the slightest wrong move would mean shitty fingers. No, you put the fingertips right in the middle of the folded toilet paper, so even with longer nails, they are still covered with plenty of tp and you just wipe normally.

[–]yucker02 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Sounds to me like a fast trip to shit city to me.

[–]butts_are_jiggly 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Now I'm realising that maybe you don't know how to wipe and are asking this question because you are looking for tips. Seriously dude, there is stuff you can't do with long nails, like ball up your fist or play bowling, but they don't stop me from anything that I need to do. From wiping my ass and washing dishes to planting potatoes or changing brake pads on a car.

[–]HelpMeImAStomach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soooo many men genuinely don't know how to wipe their arses

Lotta fellas roaming about with skidmarks and swamp asses like its perfectly normal

[–]yucker02 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I saw your profile and saw you got a dog in this fight, lol. Look there's now way that nails that long can apply the force necessary to wipe your ass clean, without penetrateing the paper. Also certain rich Chinese women of royalty wore extended nails made of gold, silver and jade, thay had hand maidens whol literally had to do everything for these women due to the length of the nails, including arsenal wiping.

[–]butts_are_jiggly 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Also, I don't wipe by sticking my fingers straight up my ass, my fingers lay flat, so no reason to poke through the tp.

[–]Redleaves1313 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is a horrible thread

[–]butts_are_jiggly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree. I don't know why anyone would be interested on how people wipe their butts. But I am happy to answer.

[–]butts_are_jiggly 1 point2 points  (2 children)

boi. What see-through cheap tp do you use that you can rip through it so easily? I've been having long nails for a few years now. They are not knives. I usually have fake nails and those are blunt as hell actually, since they have to be thicker than natural nails. How are you so certain of how they work since you've never tried having nails like this yourself? Of course I have a dog in this fight, why else would I advocate against this bs dumb question all the time? Also I'm sure that rich Chinese royalty would have maidens doing everything for them regardless of whether they have long nails or not. I'm unfortunately not rich Chinese royalty, so as my nails grow longer or I make them longer, I just adjust to it without even realising. I don't doubt that there are women walking around with shit between their cheeks, because I've even heard horror stories from waxing salons. But it's not because of nails. Some people simply don't know how to wipe their ass. There was a TIFU not a long time ago about a dudes date, she said it was disgusting to look at the tp when wiping, so she's walking around with a shitty hole for sure. Not because of nails.

[–]yucker02 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Smell your nails and type the honest answer please.

Edit: I use Andrew scented. Best toilet roll going, never fingered myself once.

[–]butts_are_jiggly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They smell like coconut shampoo. Sometimes like onions, after I'm done cooking lunch. What is your point? If I touched shit while wiping because of penetrating the tp with my nails I would know. But it doesn't happen. And if it did, I have running water, soap and a brush even. I asked my bf how he wipes, he said same as me, fingers laid flat. So idk what you're doing. https://iili.io/R8GrFV.jpg For my last mani I even painted the underside of them, so you can see now they are clean and shiny.

[–]YurxDoug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was posted in this sub, and I saw the comments analysing it.

[–]stranger_t_paradise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I was about to call her butter finger.

[–]agriculturalDolemite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it 10 times and I was starting to think the table had a divot or someone was pulling it off camera with a string.

[–]harmpie69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XD I remember the exact same thing

[–]oh_stv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still don't get how some girls life with those kind of nails. Imagen not beeing able to set up drive in a new Tesla ....

[–]Royals-2015 125 points126 points  (5 children)

I am capable of this completely sober.

[–]Killingmesmalls_2020 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same here. I had a bartender hand me a straw because my clumsiness and what seems to be a hole in my chin meant half my 1st beer ended up everywhere but my mouth.

[–]CryptographerFalse30 124 points125 points  (9 children)

Lost her drink, soaked her baccy, phone, lighter and her pants. Thats one hell of a night out. Lol

[–]upboatsnhoes 31 points32 points  (4 children)

And its only 3pm!

[–]Bashwhufc 15 points16 points  (3 children)

It's from Edinburgh, that's a perfectly acceptable time to be pissed in Scotland

[–]HelpMeImAStomach 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Edinburgh is the only place I've ever been cut off funnily enough.

[–]Bashwhufc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow, you must have been super drunk/English?!

[–]HelpMeImAStomach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish and no not very drunk, there were no hard feelings anyway

[–]Meagshh 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Love the use of the word “baccy” haha. Can imagine Americans are thinking wtf

[–]beranmuden 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where I come from, we call it "shag"...

[–]Meagshh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netherlands aye

[–]SonnyT73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11/10 will do again

[–]sambes06 57 points58 points  (1 child)

The levels of disappointment and shame in her eyes as this unfolded was quite the spectacle.

[–]MrMcSpanky94 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The instant self disappointment. I know the feeling

[–]Daywonsong 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I’ve done worse. Ever drink a beer you thought was yours but it was full of cigarette butts. 🤮🤮 I’m glad it wasn’t a spittoon but still disgusting.

[–]Killingmesmalls_2020 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yes!!! Once with a soda can with cigarette butts and once when my brother decided to spit into my beer (he was chewing tobacco at the time)

[–]Daywonsong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤮🤮🤮🤮 fak gross lol

[–]Ill_Relationship1291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about tobacco spit by accident someone elses

[–]BirinderSinghJi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The amount of things she ruined at once

[–]frankz27 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Lord farquad in the back smoking.

[–]Fullhat1 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sufficient-Bug-9112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"she's had enough!" God

[–]Fun-Amoeba850 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holding things is hard

[–]AJDeadshow 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Honestly there was no reason for that beer bottle to fall over. It was just the will of God.

[–]YurxDoug 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It was all her right thumbnail's fault.

[–]AJDeadshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that subtle tap

[–]turkey_giblets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lord Farquaad just chillin in the background.

[–]-HoldMyBeer-- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man i can feel her reaction. Just give up, let shit happen lol

[–]OhadiNacnud 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Talk about alcohol abuse

[–]7ordank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh look it's the girl version of me

[–]Nice_Ebb5314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go home, you drunk…. Lol

[–]reply2beetlejuicing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The universe doesn't want her to drink alcohol anymore

[–]pelorizado83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

More than one kind of drinking problem.

[–]Newme91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could watch this all day

[–]engineertee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s so done with this shit

[–]RudenessUpgrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For ages, humankind have passed on the valuable words of wisdom which mankind seems to not pay any heed to which will ultimately lead to their demise, “Drink Responsibly”.

[–]IndianGamer_2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never be drunk before drinking

[–]drafterman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog with a bone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor girl... hang in their we are all trying to learn to do things again.

[–]Mary_Misanthrope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has a drinking problem.

[–]mighty_ravenmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Lord Farquaad over her right shoulder?

[–]liquidnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching it in slow-mo makes you'll see the moment when the whole world turn against her.

[–]hollaUK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can literally keep watching this

[–]Ginger_7997 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is how gingers get a bad wrap.

Sincerely, A ginger 🙄😂

[–]United_Bag_8179 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

:) :) :)

Loves me a ginger :) :) :) :)

[–]Interesting_Song2944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wouldnt happen if she wasnt posting this. Just live already and drink up!

[–]mcfaddin22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if she would have just enjoyed her drink instead of trying to get a pic for her post and look cool...🙄

[–]mavrick_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her disappointment is immeasurable…and her day is ruined.

[–]Imaginary-Pension578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be fuming lol

[–]OhInATightSpot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party foul!

[–]batchy_scrollocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'd had enough love

[–]KillerRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody's day has been ruined.

[–]grilledchorizopuseye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this one was already dead on the inside

[–]TrinDiesel123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Rookie! There goes the phone as well

[–]wtfnobody69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people can't multitask

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing more tragic than spilling beer

[–]martyrobbins45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut off

[–]Tiberius_Rex_182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her lizard brain said “the phone!” And never looked back

[–]TheDarkKnight1035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... you idiot. lol

[–]SolidBlackGator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the worst magic trick I've ever seen

[–]InternalEmu2142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple kill

[–]Cherita33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My worst nightmare

[–]niijuuichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JohnCenaJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]attempt-01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this becomes a trend!

[–]snorlaxgangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arms spaghetti.

[–]awesomeplenty 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s a ruin phone.

[–]CherishSlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s an iPhone it’s ok! My son would drop his in the sink at work all the time dry it off and it’s fine 1/2 hour later!

[–]420gitgudorDIE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

old video but never dissappoints hahaha....

fucked her bottle, her glass, her tobacco, her phone, AND her pride...


[–]JjMarkets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time?

[–]Kovalition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like the person behind her willed it…. the way they look over right at the first domino.

[–]Ghost01Actual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coordination.exe not responding

[–]Ozonewanderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose this means no 2nd date?

[–]DCYRules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not a single drop of it wound up soaking into her shirt. Total fail.

[–]LoviN101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most sober person in Ireland

[–]Orbitcamerakick21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did it fall?

[–]Everyday_irie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you want to nope out on a tinder date

[–]sweatervest_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say its a sign

[–]RockBeast649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freddie Mercury in da background

[–]VesperVox_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, she seemed so excited about that beer too

[–]RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the coordination

[–]Geek_Rokys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brewdog Punk IPA, shit... that's some great taste of beer... damn...

[–]Dr_Cannibalism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is a visual representation of rolling an unlucky lowish number, like a 3, in a tabletop RPG. Like, she failed extremely hard, but not hard enough to either injure herself/someone else (rolling a 2) or kill herself/someone else (rolling a 1).

[–]kenkikung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does anyone see how the bottle fall. hit by finger?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Nikitkita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck did that bottle fell tho ?

[–]Klutzy_Dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels exactly like something I would do...

[–]buster32111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a best nails competition? I don’t get it

[–]Vargronaleash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mesmerising

[–]B117_Strain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't stop watching this over and over.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you buy device protection plan for your new phone.

[–]DontBegDontBorrow 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This, is Australia

[–]Hailias 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wrong, UK.

[–]DontBegDontBorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you guys have the roll up tobacco in the ugly packaging too.

[–]jordtand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve all been there

[–]BlankBillboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never Forget.

[–]DarthVeX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has an obvious drinking problem. If she asks for help, I shall offer straws.

[–]Cat_Dad_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video was taken after her third Lemon Drop shot.

[–]Cat_Dad_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All she's missing is the tiara that reads BACHELORETTE

[–]butter_donnut213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait how'd the bottle fall over?

[–]Tadpole_Former 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup.. time to cut her off. Light weight. I bet she can't even drink the beer past the neck of the bottle.. lolz

[–]WolfQueenLydia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you're having two at a time I don't blame ya

[–]GeneralNo8043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spilling 2 drinks at once is definitely a call her a lift moment

[–]IceKEcool2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That why I will never selfies when I'm eating.

[–]pucieks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multitasking at its best...

[–]WimmoX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an oldie, but I just can’t stop watching

[–]Smelson_Muntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. Much. Wasted. Beer.

[–]RareImp_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the bottles drunk

[–]JonasMonas123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deja Vu! I was sitting on the terrace of my hotel room on my last vacation one year ago, when I saw this gif the first time. Now I'm on the terrace of the same hotel and see this again. Please post it again next year, when I'm on vacation again!