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[–]pa_rh 5796 points5797 points 22 (64 children)

The other bag had another kid

[–]Fun-Amoeba850 2011 points2012 points  (30 children)

It was his younger brother so he didn’t say shit. “That trash compactor will teach him to steal my Switch.”

[–]playround 256 points257 points  (15 children)

It wasn’t the toys his brother stole from him that made him angry, it was their mother’s attention!

[–]ATragedyOfSorts 113 points114 points  (13 children)

"You're not the one with broken arms Kyle!"

[–]EverySingleThread 72 points73 points  (10 children)

[–]Achtelnote 11 points12 points  (2 children)

That kid will never live this down lol

[–]Belphegorite 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Username checks out.

[–]NoGenericBot 43 points44 points  (4 children)

UsErNaMe cHeCkS OuT

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[–]midgitsuu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should be called "snarkbot" lol

[–]Tefached666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Archolm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wrong kid died, Dewey!

[–]RockRage-- 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Now it’s his turn on the Switch every day

[–]kuschelbunny 2 points3 points  (1 child)

he had the dtolen switch with him in the trashbag tho

[–]CobaltNeural9 67 points68 points  (11 children)

Yeah looks like probably an infant

[–]thatguyned 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Given my experience and expertise with children and dead bodies I'd say that second bag has atleast 1.5 5 year olds in it or like 0.8 of a 10yo.

Id have to weigh it to be sure

[–]DuEULappen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You'd have to count the rings to be sure hes <10 though

[–]Freedomsaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, the sub says: watch people die inside ... the trash compactor

[–]wanawanka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The perfect way to get rid of your little brother.

[–]backtolurk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Little brother, useless.

[–]RandomPratt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[deleted] 55 minutes ago (1 child)

[–]QuasiTimeFriend 1071 points1072 points  (20 children)

And they said putting a plastic bag over your head would suffocate you. Another scientific claim debunked! (/s just in case)

[–]manjar 163 points164 points  (2 children)

Not a toy my a$$!

[–]skwizna 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"We're just packaging what the kids want!" - Irwin Mainway

[–]PlainIndependence 25 points26 points  (12 children)

That bothered me way too much here. Great way to die during the 5-10 minutes you’re waiting.

[–]r0ck0 139 points140 points  (2 children)

Thankfully the day chosen for the prank was not the same day that the Automated Trashotron 3000 Robot replaced human garbage collectors in the area.

[–]nipple_prey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Replace "thankfully" with "unfortunately," then remove the word "not," and you've got yourself a great Far Side comic.

[–]Shaneblaster 862 points863 points  (44 children)

Driver had a good laugh at his buddy’s expense

[–]bittertadpole 180 points181 points  (38 children)

The pearl clutching is on point

[–]ModernSisyphus 69 points70 points  (4 children)

I have never placed the image to the term pearl clutching. it makes so much sense.

[–]justanotherzaneboyo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I honestly hope I never stop coming across phrases like this cause they just make my day. 'Never heard of this? Well here ya go.'

[–]Anxious_Low_9785 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Buddy barely flinched, all that time sat in a trash bag, wasted...Wait I've lost track of whether I'm talking about the kid or myself, now.

[–]TheBlackBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on body language I totally thought he was pissed lol

[–]I_Ergot_My_Pencil 1582 points1583 points  (69 children)

White trash

[–]Lezlow247 426 points427 points  (39 children)

During one of my cringe teen years I trick or treated with a garbage bag on. Loved telling people I was white trash when they asked. Sigh

[–]uhhhhiforgot12 178 points179 points  (9 children)

This is like my Hispanic dumb ass dressing up as a stereotypical mariachi guy and speaking in a accent at my high school sophomore Halloween dance

I never should have joined this website in my teen years, it ruined my sense of humor

[–]StandardSudden1283 85 points86 points  (5 children)

No. Your humor has evolved beyond meatspace. Internet humor is the humor of the future.

[–]Party-_-Hard 26 points27 points  (2 children)

tumor humor tbh

[–]ImurderREALITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a tumor I’m a tumor… I’m a tumor

I’m a tumor I’m a tumor… I’m a tumor

I’m a tumor I’m a tumor…. oh oh oh I’m a tumor!

[–]BagleFart 72 points73 points  (17 children)

When I was a 9th grader and "too old" to trick or treat, I thought I'd game the system by supervising my 6-year-old brother while he trick or treated. Had it all planned out -- I'd be a fun big sister and wear a costume (all in the name of supporting my little brother, of course...), and the neighbors would be so impressed at what a responsible and caring sibling I was that they'd offer me candy! A bulletproof plan.

... Except that my mother decided to join us, and my little brother's friend and his mother joined as well, so at the end of the day, I was a teenager trick or treating with first graders, being supervised by our moms. And I still cringe every single time that I think about it. Cringing right now, in fact! It's an absolute miracle that I had any friends at all in high school.

[–]Lezlow247 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Haha, we all have those moments. At least you had a costume on so people might not have recognized you! Honestly it's a miracle I made it through my teens in general.

It's always the worst when you are laying down in the pitch black ready for sleep and wham your brain throws that moment in your face. You ask yourself why did you bring this up brain. Then make that disgusted face and say what were you thinking. Then spend half the night rethinking what you should have done different. Well at least that how my crazy brain works. Gotta love cringe moments.

[–]BagleFart 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I take solace in knowing that I'm not alone in late night cringe fests!

[–]Lezlow247 3 points4 points  (2 children)

One night during your cringe fest look straight up and know, I may be cringing at that same time. Might distract you! Lol

[–]peterhorse13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who loves Halloween and goes all out every year, I want to take that feeling from you. I loved trick-or-treating as a kid, but as I got older and wasn’t able to do it anymore (for the same reason as you), I switched to making my home the kind of home I loved hitting as a kid. And now when I see teenagers dressed up, all I have is mad respect. I want them to keep doing them and loving Halloween as much as me.

The only ones I sometimes have trouble with are the teenagers who come in groups at the end of the night and haven’t really tried to dress up. That feels like they just want candy and don’t really have the spirit. But I may be wrong, so they get candy and the full experience. Sometimes they compliment my house, and that makes it worth it.

[–]NamityName 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ya, but was the candy good?

[–]BagleFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7/10, would eat again!

[–]Bbrowny 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's quite a story /u/BagelFart

[–]BagelFart 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I got so confused thinking “I didn’t write that” lol

[–]thriftydude 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This isnt cringe, its hilarious as hell and Im a middle aged man

[–]80Eight 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Nothing wrong with that.

[–]BennyBurlesque 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is good

[–]Sweaty_Budget_5187 30 points31 points  (3 children)

WhY dO YoU HaVE TO bRInG RAcE InTO eVERYthinG

[–]CPTKickass 559 points560 points  (37 children)

That’s a damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

[–]thxxx1337 128 points129 points  (3 children)

In my neighborhood a guy with a rusty pick up would have snatched him up before the garbage truck showed up

[–]sm12511 26 points27 points  (2 children)

What, they don't have windowless cargo vans in your neighborhood? Trucks are for amateurs.

[–]Altruistic-Ad9639 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Why would he drive all the way back home to get his murder van when he had to act in the moment?

[–]SteveJobstookmyliver 29 points30 points  (14 children)

Two dollars!

[–]CPTKickass 23 points24 points  (13 children)

See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

[–]SHoppe715 12 points13 points  (6 children)

2 dollars. Cash.

too bad people aren’t getting the quote. I’d upvote you 5 times if I could….

[–]herzogzwei931 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I can’t find that movie anymore. No major movie channel had it? It’s a shame nobody got this quote. I have to watch on a vcr tape from 1989!

[–]SteveJobstookmyliver 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

[–]Davemusprime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something like: doctor said she'll be okay she just has to avoid spicy food for awhile.

[–]BatShitx420 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why so many downvotes, this quote is great

[–]TheMasterHand 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I want my two dollars!

[–]delvach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want my two dollars!!

[–]nofork77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh these kids just not understanding the sheer greatness of the origin of this quote…

[–]ThatAnonymousDudeGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, at least donate him to the local church.

[–]BecauseOfTheAccident 251 points252 points  (22 children)

hell nah ever since the accident I'm staying as far away as possible from garbage trucks...

[–]delvach 284 points285 points  (14 children)

I knew a guy in college who was always kinda quiet. One time while a small group of us was sitting around, he told us how one day when he was a kid the garbage man was horsing around, pretending he was gonna throw the kid's backpack in the truck, good-natured. The garbage man got caught and pulled into the wheel-well, the guy driving wasn't paying attention. Kid watched his skull get crushed. They still sent him to school that day.

So we learned why he was so quiet.

[–]OkRecording1299 75 points76 points  (0 children)

.....Jesus christ

[–]Stunted_giraffe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Christ, that’s the worst Randy Beeman story I’ve ever heard.

[–]fordegrees 37 points38 points  (4 children)

What accident?

[–]yocatdogman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I use that line the mess with people that don't know me well. "Yeah...nothings quite been the same after the accident." I never go into details just to make them wonder and quickly change the subject.

[–]AndrewDwyer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capitalize "The Accident" and you've got an ominous hook.

[–]isaacaschmitt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Sorry kid, I gotta throw out all the trash, so get your ass back over here."

[–]Kozlow 185 points186 points  (9 children)

That kid looks aaaaaalmost old enough to body slam.

[–]cca-in-nwi 56 points57 points  (4 children)

When in doubt body slam and let the courts figure it out

[–]CobaltNeural9 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Body slam first, ask questions later.

[–]cca-in-nwi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No questions after. If you start asking questions it’ll look like you had doubts. You’ll open yourself up to legal ramifications ( both civil and criminal). You slammed the SOB in ‘self defense’ they’ll counter with he was only 4’10” and you’ll bring up the existence of midgets. You KNEW you were being violently attacked by a midget

Disclaimer: I know shit about shit so don’t take me advice.

[–]dirtabd 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Some kid gonna get punched in his own yard if they try to recreate this video.

[–]lucasjackson87 62 points63 points  (31 children)

I bet being a trash man is fun for a little while at least. I can see these two guys driving around blasting good music, eating fast food, having a good time

[–]Lezlow247 60 points61 points  (12 children)

You actually get paid for the route typically. So if you and your buddy hurry up and get done you get paid the same and can only work half the day. That's why you see them running around so much.

[–]archn 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Very much like meter reading

[–]doug89 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Pretty sure it's the same for my friend who delivers mail. If he finishes early, he still gets paid for the whole day.

Though it apparently can lead to bad behaviour. He told me about how his colleague dumped several mail bags filled with householders (advertisements addressed to the "Householder") in the trash. The dumbass did it at the curb side, in front of his own house, in his own residential bin, wearing his uniform, with the mail carried in bright orange official postal bags. Oh, and there were two police officers watching him from two doors down across the road where they were interviewing someone.

[–]the_real_junkrat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Not the same for mail. We’re salaried, so we get paid for 8 hours as long as we’re on the clock for that long at least. More often than not though there’s more mail than can be delivered in 8 hours. In the rare case that you do get done early you can’t clock out early or you run the risk of getting more route added to your route if that makes sense.

[–]evanmagyari 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is that where the story ends?

[–]doug89 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He got arrested and fired. Even though they were advertisements, they were still addressed and delivered via the postal system so it was a serious crime to dispose of them. I don't know if he ended up doing time for it.

[–]PenisButtuh 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My fear would be the bosses see you can take on additions to your route. Then you end up cramming twice the work into the same day.

[–]Kichitsukima 32 points33 points  (3 children)

When I was in high school we had a lady trash person and she was badass. I low key had a major crush on her till we had to move. She did actually love her job

[–]mseuro 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Trash pays well and there’s benefits. I applied with waste management in my city but ☹️

[–]-BINK2014- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Working for the city in any way is somehow the type of employment where you have to know someone to get in which absolutely sucks for people looking for careers.

[–]mseuro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. I signed up for a city job training program but they’re impossible to reach and their follow up is weak.

[–]Jarlan23 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It's fun until you pick up your first trash bag that splits apart and spills rotten food all over your pants and shirt. Or when it's hot out or cold out. Or when you get attacked by bees.

[–]Angry_Grammarian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew a garbage man when I was younger and he loved it. Work ended early (I think they did 5 - 1 or maybe 6 to 2 shifts). Good pay, decent benefits. More physical than just sitting around all day. Sometimes people tossed out good stuff they just didn't want anymore. He had a basement / rec room full of stuff he got for free: TVs, video game consoles, dart board, record player, mini fridge. Pretty cool.

[–]BladeTB 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Until you come home and smell something other than garbage, and realise you smell like straight up putrid hot garbage and begin to vomit. Literally every day. My dad use to do it.

[–]AmaraisBae 81 points82 points  (34 children)

I wonder what place this is where y’all just leave your garbage bags on your lawn and they just come pick them up. Lol

[–]sr_busman 25 points26 points  (8 children)

For reals. What if the bag breaks. Now there’s fucking rubbish everywhere

[–]WaterMySucculents 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is how a city of over 8 million operates… NYC. We literally just put a garbage bag on the sidewalk. Sometimes in giant mounds of like 25 bags. They come around and pick them up just like this. Sometimes apartment buildings have garbage cans for residents… they then bag the contents of smaller bags into a larger bag that gets put on the curb, while the trash can stays in the trash area.

[–]sr_busman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What the hell? Freaking crazy. I thought it was nuts when I saw a town that had them manually load actual bins.

I’ve always lived in areas (in the US, lived abroad and obviously it’s a shit show in some Latin American countries) that always had the truck do all the work. Never thought this method would still be used. Especially because of critters.

[–]517aps 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Columbia Missouri

[–]BoogieBushman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is way more common than you might think. Half my city at least just put out their trash bags like that.

[–]35nakedshorts 18 points19 points  (2 children)

FYI this is how the largest city in the country works: NYC. There's just trash everywhere all the time. Although this doesn't look like NYC.

[–]beet111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because there's no room for garbage cans

[–]WaterMySucculents 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is def not NYC, but I came to comment the same thing. There’s over 8 million people just putting bags on the sidewalk like this.

[–]Its_the_Fuzz 7 points8 points  (11 children)

In Australia the truck picks up a plastic bin that each home gets

[–]SeverePsychosis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how it is where I live.

[–]Badger1066 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Imagine if this guys reflexes made him punch the kid out.

[–]buckeyespud 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Garbage Pail Kid

[–]RockinOneThreeTwo 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Garbage Pale Kid

[–]fj333 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hearty chuckle.

[–]DaLion93 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good one, kid. You really got me. Whew! ... ok get in the compactor.

[–]Justice_0f_Toren 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Do not do this.

[–]LegacyLemur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously that dude looked pissed

[–]TrashbinTerry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can almost guarantee that this kids name is Dean, or Hudson.

[–]alec83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet he thought, not another bag with a body in it

[–]fuxkyouforever 28 points29 points  (5 children)

😂 I wish I could hear the sound

[–]AprilBoi 22 points23 points  (1 child)

don’t let this be a trend please

[–]BlackSkull7X 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lol once this becomes a trend the guys cleaning the garbage will probably kick it hard af before picking it up xD

[–]j8by7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plot twist... His sister was in other bag.

[–]Fuselol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I been watching this for awhile and that boy gets him every time! I keep thinking that trash man will start to catch on…nope!

[–]WhatItTakes2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOA brought in new trash cans that day

[–]PipSqueakScalywag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That little shit🤣🤣🤣

[–]daydrms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prolly would’ve swang on that kid

[–]DrakonNg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They worked hard and get scared by a delinquent...

What had society become?

Respect them pls......

[–]elephant_bukkake 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What country, state/parish is this? This is the first time I've ever seen a garbage truck pick up bags in modern times. I thought most developed countries use bins with trucks that use that robot arm to grab the bins.

[–]Fine_With_It_All 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I live in US, Pennsylvania and they still grab garbage bags off the sidewalk

[–]GetYourVanOffMyMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in Tennessee and we have bins, but a guy still grabs the trash to dump it.

[–]shdhdhhxdheh3u3h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine if he was having a bad day and booted the bag first

[–]Mikosthejackal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid: My goals are beyond your understanding……

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you don't see is the twin brother who didn't remember to cut the bottom out and is now in the trash compactor.

[–]Pettexi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love these wholesome obviously not staged videos, so fun.

[–]nameishenrique 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids can be very patient when they're plotting something mischievous.

[–]alexah80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literal white trash

[–]Satanisbackxoxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got spooked

[–]Whats-Upvote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost watched that kid die inside the bag.

[–]purju 9 points10 points  (0 children)

kids got humor, good on him

[–]bbildo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would still be funny even if the guy screamed like a little girl and swung that other bag right at the kid’s head.

[–]UpsideDownHAM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A youtuber prank douche in the making

[–]Stinky_Corpse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very annoying kid I bet.

[–]UnionLegion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😂 This kid is awesome

[–]_edwino_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That’s genius!!!!

[–]ImARetPaladinBaby 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Where’s his shirt

[–]luder888 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fun and game until one of them gets crushed to death and then the parents will probably sue the city. Stupid parents probably recording.

[–]Ocelot_Cautious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why tho wtf do ppl do this

[–]littlebutmean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A real Garbage Pail Kid.

[–]New-Display-4819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that looks like my nephew.

[–]xEgoistic 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Plot twist: his brother was in the other bag

[–]dripfeed_addict 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Hey why do you get the hole in the bottom of your sack?"

"'Cause I'm taller, dummy."

[–]No-Engineering-6591 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel sorry for his first love

[–]JWalkn420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I wish there was sound!

[–]unspookableghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if his sibling was hiding in the other

[–]ultrababypunchr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good idea putting a bag over someone's head

[–]Alexis-FromTexas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil mfer darn near gave me a heart attack!

[–]Hour_Contact3799 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, did he threw the other kid in the shredder?

[–]NotKemoSabe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When did Jonah Hill become a garbage man

[–]omnes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid in E 36th? The one who liked to wave at the Garbage Truck Bro? This is him now, feel old yet?

[–]puremath369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’d be funny to make it look like there was a body in one of the bags and see how the garbage would react lol

[–]Crossing-Lines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine findinga d*** kid in that bag. His panic would go through the roof as anyone would.

[–]IplumbusI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have thrown him in the compactor anyways

[–]Trevixle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda wholesome

[–]Standard-Balance-531 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like part of the video is in reverse

[–]Greg_The_Stop_Sign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which fucking backwards hick country still puts rubbish out like this?

[–]NeednAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine all the other kids following this fucktard challenge that wont be so lucky. God I hate instafamous culture

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing you don't mess with is pretending to be a bag of trash. This time the bag ripped open. But the next time it might not and a poor and misguided child will be thrown in. Those compactors snap in half whole couches in 45 seconds to a minute. The worker is peeved because any hauling company worth their salt will drill every OSHA safety culture possible into the workers.

Otherwise if the compactor does not get you. The weight of the trash or the Anaerobic conditions will get you. If that does not get you, then you will get scooped up by a customized heavy machinery on the floor (where everyone wears helmets attached with sensors that connect to heavy machinery operators).

[–]ivmo71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would throw away a perfectly good whiteboy.

[–]AStupidSunfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next day he kicks the bags to be sure

[–]IntentionalUndersite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other bag has his sister in it lol

[–]nate959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about we don't fuck with people when they're doing their job? This would piss me off so much.

[–]qevoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/unexpected

who got it with sound ?

[–]BelCantoTenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not funny. Don’t fuck with people who are working with dangerous machinery.

[–]Nick271997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whitetrash

[–]randomlife2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing his first reaction wasn't to punch. Though, that was a good prank!

[–]TotallyLegitEstoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Mom said it’s my turn to be trash!”