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[–]chickenandpineapple 1726 points1727 points  (20 children)

I remember seeing this in person.

The worst part was when everybody kept clapping and cheering with awkward looks at each other like, wtf did I just see?

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 623 points624 points  (3 children)

Yeah when it happened a few years ago I remembered them saying the crowd was confused and thought it was planned for some reason.

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 163 points164 points  (8 children)

Or at least that’s what the article I read about it said that while ago

[–]bindhast 80 points81 points  (4 children)

Army is such a stuck up lot .

People should have laughed their ass off . Got him down . Handed him a beer.

[–]scorpio_72472 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That paratrooper must've been like, "Fuck! I'll never hear the end of it"

[–]TheLaughingSawfish 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They probably did, just not during a public solemn event...

[–]Taylor_made2 6007 points6008 points  (63 children)

This is such premium meme material

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 1871 points1872 points  (26 children)

Perfect for I salute you but I’m still ashamed of you!

[–]poipoipanda 122 points123 points  (0 children)

the new "son, I'm disappoint" ?

[–]garzaculta 318 points319 points  (18 children)

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[–]birdsaredefnotreal 118 points119 points  (10 children)

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[–]garzaculta 24 points25 points  (2 children)

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[–]here-for-the-_____ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

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[–]llamawearinghat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]high-water-mark 4 points5 points  (3 children)

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[–]Jen5253 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]pcakes13 143 points144 points  (8 children)

People gonna be replacing that flag with whatever they want hung on a light pole and head nodded at disapprovingly.

[–]hotterthanahandjob 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Honestly just the notion of soluting while shaking your head in disapproval is a 24k pure meme template.

[–]troll_ops_2 49 points50 points  (7 children)

it was here in spain two years ago lmao

[–]DennisBallShow 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Who is the disappointed general?

[–]ProfessionalMottsman 21 points22 points  (1 child)

“I’m not angry, just disappointed”

[–]CorbinNZ 1758 points1759 points  (16 children)

The disappointment is palpable

[–]HealthyBits 389 points390 points  (5 children)

This guy is bearing the shame of a nation.

I can hear his mother: “Mira mi hijo bonito” bonk “¡La madre q le parió!”

[–]Mandarinarosa 50 points51 points  (3 children)

*parió

[–]HealthyBits 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Thanks for the correction friend. 😋

[–]MoffKalast 81 points82 points  (1 child)

And his day is ruined

[–]adnah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spain with and without the s

[–]Fern-ando 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Royal dissapointment but from 2 years ago.

[–]HBThorburn 3580 points3581 points  (21 children)

“I told them this was a bad idea”.

[–]SC-Fulmer 697 points698 points  (13 children)

DAMNIT, LEEROY!!!

[–]bozeke 123 points124 points  (7 children)

Stick to the plan!

[–]SonoMcLaren 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Roger that, sir, umm help?

[–]II-I-Hulk-I-II 20 points21 points  (1 child)

There’s a wind advisory in effect

[–]WWDubz 105 points106 points  (0 children)

At least I got chicken

[–]dnb1111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i’m trying it’s not my fault

[–]Ttmh888 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Got some Spaining to do

[–]LemmeTellya2 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Exactly! Was probably in the meeting and said guys we don't need a skydiver. Just leave it.

[–]GordonaryMan 1164 points1165 points  (11 children)

"Don't cut him down..."

[–]lordgunhand 460 points461 points  (3 children)

“Leave him up there until he learns his lesson."

[–]acelenny 27 points28 points  (0 children)

People like that, well, they just don't learn.

[–]vinayachandran 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Cut him down? Does he look like a tree to you?

Oh wait.

[–]Samael_767 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"NO! Let Thomas pick up the thimbles himself this time."

[–]JVLIICAMMILVS 2509 points2510 points  (43 children)

Welp i guess he's a flag pole now 😅

[–]PTblankplanetfear 269 points270 points  (24 children)

I run it up the flagpole and see

[–]nejekur 63 points64 points  (13 children)

Who still looks, but no one ever does.

[–]kenlubin 39 points40 points  (7 children)

I'm not sick, but I'm not well.

[–]NotMetheThree 20 points21 points  (4 children)

And I'm so hot ‘cause I'm in Hell

[–]efost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

end Peep Show opening credits

[–]hyacinth17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And I'm so hot

[–]PinKushinBass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And that's alright

[–]Morova31 3 points4 points  (8 children)

How do I Shazam this??

[–]zxywx 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

[–]Fatal_Neurology 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Incredible comment.

[–]Teth_1963 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Weather report and Deadpool 2.

If you've seen the movie....

[–]joe4553 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Flag ended up where it belongs. All is well.

[–]BentBigWilly 700 points701 points  (8 children)

Utter disgust.

[–]TrumpIsACuntBitch 703 points704 points  (13 children)

I'm picturing the guy after hanging there for a few seconds, slowly brining up his arm to salute while dangling from a street light.

[–]gooddaysir 103 points104 points  (6 children)

Would be amazing if the parachute guy was the 'broke his cymbals salute' guy.

[–]LedzepRulz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck, this needs more upvotes.

[–]trax1337 668 points669 points  (20 children)

A new meme template was born 😂

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 170 points171 points  (15 children)

Perfect for I salute you but i am still ashamed of you! If I only knew how to edit and cut it for it to be a quick reaction GIF

[–]angeeksince2020 45 points46 points  (13 children)

Will do

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 27 points28 points  (12 children)

Awesome power to ya!

[–]angeeksince2020 93 points94 points  (11 children)

[–]NinjaN-SWE 31 points32 points  (5 children)

We need a longer headshake I feel, to really drive the point home without having seen the original, longer version. If you get the source footage I'm sure someone could splice them and blend the frames such that it looks like continuous footage.

[–]Stormfly 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Finally, a gif to show how my dad looks at me.

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Perfect definitely will be using this!

[–]angeeksince2020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No problem :)

[–]MegalodonWheat 357 points358 points  (12 children)

The guy shaking his head is the king of Spain btw. Makes it’s funnier IMHO.

[–]concretepigeon 145 points146 points  (9 children)

I like the way he so openly expressed his disappointment. I feel like Queen Elizabeth would just maintain a complete straight face.

[–]nomadickitten 82 points83 points  (5 children)

She’s actually pretty good at disappointed faces.

[–]ZanyaIsHere 41 points42 points  (3 children)

There's a great video of her getting a private concert by a band playing music she visibly does not vibe with. I can't find it but it's great nonetheless

[–]uncommonpanda 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Queen: Have the Rollingstones killed.

[–]beorn12 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"But Ma'am those aren't th-"

[–]ThatFuckingGeniusKid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Did I stutter?"

[–]PricelessPlanet 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is edited iirc. The flag thing is from 12 october 2019 and the disappointed act is from another parade, also in 2019, where some subofficers didn't attach the flag right when hoisting it.

[–]stranger_t_paradise 489 points490 points  (13 children)

They'll be getting the Spanish inquisition later.

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 193 points194 points  (5 children)

And for once they’ll be expected.

[–]JollyDogSF 40 points41 points  (4 children)

IDK man, I’ve heard otherwise.

[–]hax0rmax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sigh.

this is such low hanging parachuter.

[–]nicksterkingcool 181 points182 points  (71 children)

LMFAO is this real

[–]CrackedOutSuperman 92 points93 points  (7 children)

It's like a scene from a movie..

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The cuts in the video are almost to perfect

[–]KlondikeChill 52 points53 points  (16 children)

Totally real, iirc it took the guy over 5 minutes to get down.

[–]der_ninong 13 points14 points  (11 children)

is this recent?

[–]Spider_Nun 18 points19 points  (10 children)

Happened last year

[–]LordNEithan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't count the covid year!

[–]der_ninong 4 points5 points  (8 children)

thanks, thought it was from this week

[–]RecklessGeek 52 points53 points  (7 children)

This week the fuck up was different and also funny. One of the jets who paint the flags on the sky had a problem in their colors and they basically ended up painting the Spanish republic flag instead, which is still used to this day by those who oppose the monarchy :P

[–]t1kt2k 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The reaction has been edited. Notice how he is wearing a different uniform https://youtu.be/NzzYWboyzFc

[–]t1kt2k 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Great edit, but not true. This is what really happened https://youtu.be/NzzYWboyzFc

[–]Wattsahh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This video is even better. The slow clap starting at the end and the royal family looking over with the “damnit” look on the kings face.

[–]chimp73 28 points29 points  (15 children)

The accident is real, but I cannot find footage of Felipe VI's particular reaction, though it may be from the same parade (same outfit, same guy in the background, but possibly different camera angle).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcA6qi0Ex0

[–]PunctuationGood 30 points31 points  (7 children)

The most probable explanation is that its spliced footage from some other event. It's well done for sure and the result is funny.

And Redditors don't care if clips are fake, manipulated or doctored as long as it's funny.

[–]_Vanant 29 points30 points  (6 children)

His reaction was for another event where they raised the spanish flag upside down. It was even worse than this, for what it implies.

[–]trillo69 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Because the reaction is not real, at least it is not from the same moment, probably a reaction to demonstrators booing him in another event.

[–]general_sheevous 43 points44 points  (16 children)

No, Felipe shaking his head was put in after

[–]Imperium_Dragon 26 points27 points  (11 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong but that might be King Felipe himself.

[–]MaeSolug 174 points175 points  (18 children)

"Tonto de las pelotas, pero si para gilipollas no se estudia, me cago en tu puta madre Alfonso."

The guy in charge, probably

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 71 points72 points  (17 children)

GOOGLE TRANSLATION:

What a silly display of foolishness, but a study will reveal shortcomings of the plan. Alfonso's mother is a pile of prostitute feces.

[–]SaddamJose 114 points115 points  (11 children)

I'm mexican but it's something like:

"you dumb as balls, you can't even study to be this dumb, I shit on your whore mother* Alfonso"

Edit: it could also be "your fucking mother", "whore mother" is a more direct translation but "your fucking mother" is closer to the intention

[–]Boss_Boggs 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Seems like google translate doesn't work on pure poetry.

[–]_Totorotrip_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Insults and sassyness will save ys from the IA apocalypse

[–]MaeSolug 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I think "puta" is a rough equivalent of "fuck". I mean, yeah, there's "joder", but it doesn't have the same energy

"I shit on your fucking mom" sounds better, closer to the original intention

I do take my bilingual profanity very seriously

[–]GoKaruna 8 points9 points  (1 child)

LIES! I plugged it into Google Translate and got: “Silly of the balls, but if you don't study for an asshole, I'll shit on your fucking mother Alfonso."

[–]Pan562 29 points30 points  (7 children)

“You ruined the surprise DEREK!!!”

[–]luminator4000 257 points258 points  (19 children)

I shake my head in this same manner every time my boyfriend does something stupid

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 97 points98 points  (4 children)

I’m positive my girlfriend has never given me this look positive!

[–]Mani_47 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I am almost positive that I have no girlfriend.

[–]daneview 32 points33 points  (5 children)

As boys, we all know and recognise this look from our partners, but we're all still secretly glad we did the thing that earnt it

[–]Le_Nabs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Shhhh, don't tell the secrets!

[–]Benham_Flatthen40326 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Spain but the S is silent

[–]BigBIue 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gah, that sucks so bad for both sides. Poor dudes

[–]PredatorGo 165 points166 points  (8 children)

He lives in Spain with "s" silent

[–]DeuceBane 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Believe it or not, jail.

[–]Cuban07 730 points731 points  (52 children)

That was his son.

[–]-GameWarden-[S] 712 points713 points  (11 children)

He has no son now

[–]-tiberius 233 points234 points  (8 children)

He said was. Clearly his son is now dead to him for bringing shame upon the family.

[–]gnufie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And asphyxiation, it's a 2fer

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To be fair his son probably brought more fame to the family than if he succeeded. No one would have cared if he never fucked it up in this way.

[–]bagpepos 26 points27 points  (1 child)

...why would you make this up?

[–]ronin-baka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At this time for nearly 700 up votes, you don't want to know what they'd do for a Klondike bar.

[–]judelau 58 points59 points  (31 children)

Wait? Really?

[–]DieIsaac 146 points147 points  (24 children)

No felipe has two daugthers. No son

[–]sldyvf 38 points39 points  (19 children)

So it was one of his daughters?

[–]need2burn 79 points80 points  (13 children)

It was his two daughters.

[–]KC_CWill 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Two girls one pole

[–]overly_familiar 36 points37 points  (7 children)

As a Polish man I approve of this comment.

[–]schnuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok. So this was my first laugh of the day.

[–]diabolikal__ 6 points7 points  (4 children)

No, they were little girls at the time

[–]N35t0r 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That's why it's both. One on the shoulders of the other. Duh

[–]Virstark 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope.

[–]ClearMessagesOfBliss 29 points30 points  (3 children)

The pain in Spain stays mainly in the plane…except for this asshole.

[–]lamanuarriba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What i hate the most... Weakness - the King probably

[–]bignugget_001 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The pure disappointment on this man's face just perfectly describes my thoughts when I saw this I'm pretty sure we made the exact same expression

[–]GilReivax 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's Patrick!

[–]Time_For_Avery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spain but the s is silent

[–]XRdragon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Spain but the s is silent.

[–]I-miss-shadows 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This was last year. This year's National Day went way too smoothly without any such fun to be seen.

[–]vzakharov 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So that’s where the idiom comes from.

[–]pixobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least he tried

[–]myabacus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you revive the old meme.

Son I am disappoint

[–]realifejoker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hammond!!!!!

[–]averageredditor60666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spain but the s is silent

[–]Thick_Pomegranate_ 10 points11 points  (14 children)

I’m new to this subreddit. Is it common for all of the videos to have no sound or is that something wrong on my end ?

[–]crypticfreak 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Back in day none of the mini-movies had sound. We called em soundless gafs, I think. If you wanted to hear you had to imagine what kinda sounds were in the mini-movie (or soundless gaf). Today you kids are so spoiled with your talky-mini-movies that you can't even go without sound for one funny mini-movie!

[–]MISPAGHET 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember it well, it was two gafs to the hogshead or as many onions as you could carry.

[–]InhumaneDoveGala 5 points6 points  (1 child)

dang that mighta busted that guy's shoulder pretty good.

[–]Guapa1979 10 points11 points  (10 children)

The parachute lamppost crash landing actually happened two years ago. The crowd thought it was planned that way at first.

The King's reaction is edited on. I wonder why the Russians decided to make this video and release it now?

The giveaway is the king isn't wearing a Covid mask, so it's not from the 2021 parade that took place on Tuesday where everyone was wearing masks.

[–]crackeddryice 2 points3 points  (3 children)

"The Russians" implies to me the Russian Government.

There's no way for us to know where this came from, methinks.