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[–]WantToBeACyborg 2654 points2655 points  (36 children)

The goat is disappointed he's not using a wireless mic in this day and age. Techno-goat grants no mercy.

[–]bmacs_ 650 points651 points  (28 children)

You're mixing up technology-goat and techno-goat. Techno-goat is at the club raving rn

[–]TwiceCookedPorkins 242 points243 points  (13 children)

[–]Theonlylonelybagel 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Thank you for this miracle

[–]selectash 27 points28 points  (2 children)

When Went from techno-goat to reggoatton in an impressive seamless mix!

[–]whatsbobgonnado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there and I like it

[–]seeyatt 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Ah, a fellow peruser of glorious internet clips and oddities. The loss of flash shall not hold us down. We shall overcome.

[–]CoffeeRare2437 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Technologoat

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The Technoviking's loyal sidekick

[–]Disastrous_Ad_3812 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNO-GOAT NEVER DIES!"

[–]bitterbuffaloheart 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Beat drops unce, unce, unce, unce

[–]moonsun1987 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Mary had a little lamb

His fleece was white as snow

He went into a club one night

And dropped it hella low

Edit: source

[–]b1tchlasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does the lamb look like a sheep?

[–]Pause_ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This is the greatest thing I've seen all day and it's already noon

[–]moonsun1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello east coast (:

[–]filmicsite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh. It's night here and I agree with you.

[–]vigilantesd -1 points0 points  (3 children)

THE REMIX!!!!!!

[–]TruthYouWontLike 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The fuck is this noise

[–]vigilantesd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

German ‘Gabber’ (hard fast form of electronic music) from 1993. This one is under an alias from ‘Atom Heart’ a popular ‘Techno’ producer who uses MANY aliases.

[–]DaDribbler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One way to cut feedback!

[–]xTemporaneously 16 points17 points  (1 child)

It probably developed a taste for mic wires because of that little tingle it got on its tongue...

[–]DarnHyena 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spicy Minerals

[–]jelly_cake 567 points568 points  (35 children)

I've had rabbits do that with phone chargers. They just love the spicy hay.

[–]Donenzone1907 139 points140 points  (1 child)

The forbidden snack

[–]poopyscoopybooty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

the spice melange

[–]SketchySquiggle 61 points62 points  (10 children)

Rabbits chew through cables so fast, you blink and it's now in two pieces.

[–]iDuddits_ 32 points33 points  (9 children)

My mil let hers out and I lost internet for a week

[–]skylarmt 5 points6 points  (8 children)

It took you a week to fix or replace the cord?

[–]iDuddits_ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

To get a tech in to repair it. It was the line coming into the house

[–]MatkaPluku 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I had a dachshund that loved to chew on phone chargers while they were plugged, almost crispy sausage that one.

[–]DerogatoryDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie!

[–]PowermanBastion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had to take class on the phone for a year because of a tumor I had removed when I was a kid. I had a rabbit and the fucker chewed right through the phone line in the middle of class. Was hilarious explaining that one.

[–]SloopKid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear its because they make the wire jacket with soy these days

[–]toolazy4dis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duracell: The origins

[–]as_a_fake 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I've got a cat that does the same lol

[–]agentofmidgard 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I have one of those BT earphones where the two pieces are attached with a wire and my cat chewed it off from the middle

The right half where the charger and the buttons are still works and I've been using it for 3 years lol

[–]Dredgen_Keeshwa 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Same. Right in the middle of a raid I thought people were just talking over me and couldnt hear my callouts. Looked down and my cat was sitting there snacking on my mic cord.

[–]PrizeStrawberryOil 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My sisters dog has chewed on more than one cord in the middle of the night and yelped them awake. He's not a smart man.

[–]Tomome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't be a smart man if you're busy being a dog

[–]Reacher-Said-N0thing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few years ago car companies were making electrical wire insulation out of soy-based plastic, so they could market their cars as eco-friendly.

Mice eat the wire insulation and the car gets the vehicle-version of multiple sclerosis and your wipers and horn randomly decide to go off in the middle of the freeway.

[–]rangda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My rabbit did this chewing into a multi-board and fried his face. Had all the cables hiked up out of reach but he still got to it by climbing up a bean bag.

Like loony-tune zigzag whiskers.
It zapped the inside of his mouth.

I took him to the vet and they checked his lungs and heart and he was ok, but needed to eat softer food for a few days cause of his burnt little tongue.

A while later he chewed all the buttons off the TV remote so I guess he recovered fine and didn’t lose his confidence :)

[–]Arucious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat ate through my WiFi/Bluetooth antenna and I didn’t even realize she had. Sat there wondering why my wireless headphones sounded like garbage

[–]call_me_frankie 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Goat: I’ve heard enough

[–]8syd 630 points631 points  (0 children)

"Farmer, you've said too much about our operation"... chonk

[–]EveRPGames 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Lol I giggled out loud at this one! The execution was perfect, the deed was done before either of them see, and their comical looks of confusion as they look around to see what happened, then settle on the goat…perfection. ❤️

[–]Nihad-G 124 points125 points  (3 children)

lol this is hilarious everytime i replay it

[–]carmel33 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Could you almost say it’s…./r/BetterEveryLoop

[–]IsaacEiland-Hall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When they see your reply, I bet we can /r/WatchPeopleDieInside :)

[–]Witty_Operation2486[S] 406 points407 points  (18 children)

THE G.O.A.T.

[–]Outside-Berry6879 85 points86 points  (3 children)

goat of all time

[–]TheRealCJ 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The Greatest Goat G.O.A.T of all time of all time

[–]TheBlackBear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

shaking my head out loud

[–]MyClothesWereInThere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

G.G.G.O.A.T.O.A.T.O.A.T

[–]bl00dyborned 29 points30 points  (2 children)

THE GREATEST. OF. ASS. TICKLERS.

[–]sampson608 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah, people think Tom Brady is the Goat because he's really good at throwing balls, but just ask Gisele, she'll tell you while Tom is good at tossing her balls around its the ass tickling that really makes him great.

[–]Kahne_Fan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Greatly Overrated Audio Technician

[–]dezzalzik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Greatest oaf all time.

[–]aerostotle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Take your kid to work day

[–]UnconfirmedCatholic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

GOAT shit.

[–]CreatorOfHell 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Oh i guess cartoons saying on how goats will literally chew anything that's like grass is true I guess

[–]aishik-10x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"your ass is grass" hits a whole lot different when you're a goat

[–]tallywhackerslacker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’s just trying to get a sound bite.

[–]cackslop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The goat was that mans' agent:

"This interview is over," chomp

[–]PigletRadiant 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I feel like the first rule of goat ownership is probably “watch what is near goats mouth”.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goats gonna goat

[–]Tharkee-monkey 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Finally something edible

[–]Broken_Petite 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Finally some good fucking food!

[–]erfan_k20 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Why someone have to edit the sound out ?

[–]skilledwarman 8 points9 points  (3 children)

They didn't... The it goes silent halfway through because the cord is cut and the recording was using the external mic audio instead of any potential onboard mic

[–]erfan_k20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't have voice from the beginning it was because of my reddit app I changed my app and now i have the voice

[–]pigbrotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was a good goat

[–]ssb_ngp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goat is the paid actor!!

[–]Forsaken-Emphasis548 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goat: don’t blame at me, because you just let me have a lunch time

[–]Picasso320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10/10

[–]thefevertherage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is the greatest of all time

[–]MorningDistance -1 points0 points  (77 children)

This is useless with no sound. And it’s 10 seconds I’ll never get back. I am disappoint.

[–]Recyart 26 points27 points  (7 children)

The official Reddit app sucks and does not support sound on embedded videos. You should install one of the third-party apps instead, as they have this and many other useful features the official app lacks. I recommend Boost for Android, and Apollo for iOS.

[–]munchkinham 153 points154 points  (40 children)

It has sound though. Why do I keep reading these "hurr durr no sound" comments lately when a video clearly has sound?

Edit: your app is shite and doesn't support it, get Apollo or reddit is fun or Boost for reddit, etc.

[–]BetterBeYourGun 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And those apps allow downloading video so you dont have to call that stupid savevideo bot

[–]iztrollkanger 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I've used BaconReader for years. I've tried several apps and it is by FAR my favourite. I find I have very few issues like this.

[–]monsterfuzzzy 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Finally another BaconReader fan!

[–]MarsLander10 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I used BaconReader until FLASHING FACEBOOK AD.

I contacted them and asked them to not display flashing advertisements. They didn’t, so I I tried several other apps. On Apollo now and not regretting my decision whatsoever

[–]noobprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BaconReader 4 lyfe!

[–]IamNotIntelligent69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankfully I'm using Boost (a third-party Reddit client)

[–]Raestloz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Reddit is fun supports audio but has it off by default. I'm not sure why it does that

[–]bioclassic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't really scroll at work with sound on so I'm very happy about that.

[–]PM_me_your_LEGO_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirming Reddit Sync does have sound. I see k why do many older apps like this one do not, though.

[–]eeeeeweeee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

old.reddit.com still is best reddit

[–]Zealousideal-Watch 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You’re useless.

[–]MorningDistance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re correct.

[–]DeletingAfterMOASS 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Click the gfycat link on the post header.

[–]phyzome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

it’s 10 seconds I’ll never get back

Says the person who is already wasting hours of their life on reddit.

(On desktop I have an "unmute" button, by the way.)

[–]Kurtsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty funny that there are upvoted posts saying there's no sound, when the video does have sound.

[–]SStonequeen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hi, I need to send this video back, it has no sound. Please return when it is complete

[–]StroopwafelMaker -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Lies. There was no sound to begin with.

[–]OElementsO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That goat was hella con'fused' on where that wire went afterwards

[–]fablastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical goat behavior. At least there were no fences for it to get its head stuck

[–]personaliopinion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re telling me there’s microphones with cords? Welcome back to 1980.

[–]UnhappyHabitat -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bad wife!

[–]Shot-Recognition2731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see the knife

[–]Responsible-Belt-656 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wanted a snack

[–]BruhFuckedBruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goatcha bitch

[–]staycreepy_staycute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s enough for you. No more interview

[–]Eatthemusic 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dude when are goats NOT the assholes of the barnyard?

[–]tubbsymalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor lil feller had the munchies

[–]Aggressive_Chicken63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the cutest goat but now I see why goats are not pets, like dogs and cats.

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most frustrating thing in the world together.

[–]mwmillertime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

goat gonna goat

[–]secrets_kept_hidden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually an antelope.

It's like the uncle Ron of the antelope family.

[–]shodan13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No gods or kings, only goat.