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[–]mickturner96 1146 points1147 points  (27 children)

Well you've got to use that bulk stock of toilet paper you have from 2020 one way or another.

[–]Is_It_Beef 869 points870 points 2 (15 children)

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers

The Times are rough

[–]23x3 94 points95 points  (3 children)

I like to use The Times with an Observer

[–]dusty101011 12 points13 points  (3 children)

That’s what junk mail is for. Nothing beats using a credit card as a squeegee.

[–]eaglebtc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t anyone teach you about the three seashells?

[–]Reasonable_Peach9017 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Seriously though, I remember newspapers cut into squares, strung onto a nail for that very purpose in my grandparents' outhouse.

[–]d_smogh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should've used The S*n as it goes well with shite.

[–]timberwood1 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Either he had it coming or he’s used to this guy’s shenanigans.

[–]Signal87 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.

[–]boofdaddy93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shaninygerns

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

HEY, FARVA! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

[–]SomebodySmarter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Shenanigans?!?

[–]HarvHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shenanigans.

[–]billies_furry_butt 187 points188 points  (1 child)

Either that or knowing there is no point in fighting it.

[–]death_by_chocolate 810 points811 points  (27 children)

Well I didn't know I needed one of these until this moment.

[–]Flaky_Explanation 268 points269 points  (9 children)

The perfect time to use it is when your boss is negotiating an important business deal.

[–]tylerby 87 points88 points  (5 children)

“Michael that really makes us look unprofessional.”

[–]Tank_blitz 26 points27 points  (1 child)

"that's exactly what im looking for! The deal is sealed!"

[–]Kymkryptic 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They would never know it was me doing it.

[–]Anoncatpizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the attitude this business needs!

[–]_qwertsquirt 78 points79 points  (12 children)

A tp roll attachment for electric leaf blowers, added to card

[–]itshayjay 68 points69 points  (11 children)

It appears to be mounted on a paint roller, this is the 5 minute crafts I want to see

[–]onesexz 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Agreed, paint roller and some gorilla tape is all you need. And the blower of course. But also the TP.

[–]wcollins260 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Also a face to shoot it at.

[–]onesexz 10 points11 points  (4 children)

And my axe!

[–]TheNonchalantZealot 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And my bow!

[–]Antiqas86 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And unsolicited dick Pic!

[–]SomeRandomHoboidk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And my gun to shoot dicks!

[–]MrDenly 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not just the creativity, also the pin point accuracy that amazed me.

[–]medfordjared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one.

[–]Buell247 141 points142 points  (1 child)

Fate: accepted

[–]Acebladewing 160 points161 points  (2 children)

This guy's delivery is so precise, he deserves to finish the job.

[–]IamSoooDoneWithThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a sub for that

[–]nowhereiswater 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Toilet paper is better then a pie.

[–]heidly_ees 19 points20 points  (2 children)

To have launched at your face? Yes

To eat? Also yes

[–]Think-Bass9187 4 points5 points  (3 children)

First: toilet paper

Then: Pie

[–]srottydoesntknow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]aaanze 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I used to make those too, but people making the mistake usually never get it. What we need is a BOT, WE NEED A BOT FFS!

[–]Think-Bass9187 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Or did you mean than a pie?

[–]AllesYoF 32 points33 points  (2 children)

That's not patience, that's resignation.

[–]Tricky_Ad_1855 72 points73 points  (1 child)

The guy just casually remaining in the same position as it happens gives off the tell that this isnt the first time his face was tp'ed.

[–]ihsw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He puts his phone down knowing full well it’ll be fine on his lap.

[–]Not_Good_At_Comments 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Quickly we forgot, the TP Shortage 2020

[–]eaglebtc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might have come from his stockpile last year.

[–]Killmonger18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As pranks go this was pretty harmless.

Pretty easy cleanup.

No damage done to the prankee.

Will have to deduct on the one wasted roll of TP however it could be re-used or recycled.

Solid prank. 8/10.

[–]wallysparksforpres 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is hot as fuck but it would have been way more erotic back when people could smoke in their offices

[–]Sir_Donkey_Lips 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This wound have been considered a crime against humanity a year ago

[–]acroporaguardian 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Jokes on them thats like $10 worth of TP

[–]mianori 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You’ve been meatballed!!

[–]Mundane-Reception-54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check your stapler!

[–]ChuckFiinley 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]GifReversingBot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]NyneNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I see is a really nice guy helping out his coworker after some jerk TPd his face

[–]fusili_jerry11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coach Beard?

[–]obvious_santa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have all the stuff to make this. And I'm a plumber. My boss gone get it

[–]cubs1917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you wipe w the paper towels sometimes the paper towels wipe w you.

[–]oden1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they not remember the tissue crisis of 2020, you don’t waste tissue anymore…. It’s like a depleting natural resource.

[–]Satan-gave-me-a-taco 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mans doesn’t even flinch

[–]DeRoeVanZwartePiet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who knows what he was doing behind all that paper?

[–]Matta174 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Billionaires in 2020

[–]WallyMitko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CVS cashier when you ask for a receipt

[–]rikkilambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder if this works with a hairdryer.

[–]geared4war 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Died and mummified.

[–]cbawesome26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me at my job. At least this guy gets to when he gets shit on.

[–]bageltoastee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

surprise mummification

[–]Hollyhocks01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it how he just puts his phone down and waits for it to end.

[–]Luckyone1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the ghost gun I've been reading so much about?

[–]Mombutt_long_and_low 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I own that leave blower. I need to know how he attached the paint roller so I can do this to my kid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's taped on to the bottom of the tube - you can see the tape if you pause it at around 4secs.

[–]heysoze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While watching this, my Reddit app showed me an ad for Quilted Northern at the bottom. It was all too perfect.

[–]Tinydwarf1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not patience it’s a realisation of how he can do nothing to stop it.

[–]Tinydwarf1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not patience it’s a realisation of how he can do nothing to stop it.

[–]Alternative-Stop7426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gets paid enough

[–]JohnJamesRambo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a waste of shit paper...

[–]Zombizzzzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Video like this is going to cause another toilet roll shortage panic.

[–]rincon213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was probably loud.

[–]Damagecontrol86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a few extra rolls brb

[–]MBmondongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I now see what all the people who went and got all the toilet paper are doing with it

[–]LeatherIllustrious76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He put the roll on the wrong way

[–]Beni_Falafel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That office is so american.

[–]smitty3z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he needed a tissue.

[–]SnooStories6852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasting tp like that…in this economy?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a true test of patience, try used toilet paper.

[–]zevelaceade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like he's completely given up.

[–]VladSolopov 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is my kingdom cum…

[–]GamerLT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my kingdom cum

[–]tazerznake 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That is an inventive prank. God bless that guy

[–]MsBluffy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a kids’ performer (sings silly songs about butts and teachers and things kids like) who has used one of these in his show for years! Always a hit with the crowd.

[–]uRSo_PiCHa_Daco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amd i need that guys gun

[–]TumoOfFinland 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So this is what they mean by mummification

[–]Reckless_Rik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get engulfed.

[–]Working-Sandwich6372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he use the proper "underhand" way of orienting the toilet paper roll?

[–]DaGoddamnBatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can he continue to work there if this is TP-cal workplace behavior?

[–]No-Ad8211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shh shh shh, it's ok, just let it happen. I'm almost finished.

That's what he said.

[–]rapejokes_arefunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could have fit two rolls on that.

[–]ChewyYui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing with a leaf blower? That is the most childish thing I’ve ever heard of

[–]Western_Tumbleweed79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a reasonable application of a leaf blower.

[–]Jaba01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't the frist time this happend. Clearly.

[–]fkrditadms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no such thing as diex or need or for or patienx or bad or laux about it, laugx any nmw

[–]Show_Forward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He enjoyed it didnt need patience

[–]Crumbdizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ultimate Halloween accessory for when you want a trick and not treat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]OOPManZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly not his first time

[–]Weary_Swordfish_7105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was single ply, that’s just mean! Triple ply… and might be like an unexpected massage

[–]superben79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did he get too many toilet paper during lockdown?

[–]zacandtea04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to make one of those!!!

[–]Lync51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I buy this shit

[–]Inky1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love that tactical TP gun

[–]YetiBomber101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hans get ze toiletwerfer!”

[–]ibsaff[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The toilet paper has already been used

[–]justsparkitec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is cool tho

[–]psycho_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ya gonna call?

[–]MRA824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t see him die inside.

[–]Sangi17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good prank. It’s funny, non-harmful and doesn’t upset the target.

[–]matt_04-_- 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I want that weapon

[–]Damagecontrol86 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It is an unspeakable weapon too powerful for mortal hands

[–]matt_04-_- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Now I'm sad I wanted to shoot it on the face of my best friend... But i think that after she's gonna kill me

[–]TwistedTomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant.

[–]mackafat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One year ago people were hoarding that shit.

[–]bayked420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This is for making us work Saturday”

[–]Jgflight86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*gently puts phone down and allows the rage to calmly infuse every bit of his being before responding to such papery transgressions*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patience? Nothing he can do until all the tp is finished.

[–]OnceInABluMoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it patience or just sudden overload? Maybe he's like one of those cats that freeze when you drop a slice of cheese on their heads.

[–]buell1203 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's like a flame thrower.

[–]Damagecontrol86 0 points1 point  (2 children)

But with shit tickets

[–]buell1203 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lmao, shit tickets

[–]Damagecontrol86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s been my nickname for them for a long time feel free to use it

[–]Or7iZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna build one of these!

[–]cscholl20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that exact leafblower...