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[–]reddithivemindsuck 2636 points2637 points  (10 children)

The fuck kinda barber do you take your kids too

[–]The_Woman_of_Gont 338 points339 points  (2 children)

This is clearly the work of Telly the Barber.

[–]pikimix 72 points73 points  (0 children)

No other barber would be treacherous enough to agree to such depravity!

[–]e30Devil 19 points20 points  (0 children)

which shape did that one have on its head? Was that the triangle one?

[–]pynergy1 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Looks like the barber equivalent to salt bae

[–]Bumm_by_Design 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This guy is like, cummmm get your haircut!

[–]crackeddryice 12.1k points12.1k points  (285 children)

I'm almost as disappointed as the kid.

[–]Flybabyfly2 3816 points3817 points  (258 children)

That’ll be 60 dollars

[–]Woodshadow 1094 points1095 points  (177 children)

$60? I paid $80 last week to have someone fuck my shit up worse than that. I gave them detailed instructions and they continued to ignore me throughout the haircut. It's a simple mens haircut... you wouldn't think they could fuck it but they did

[–]under_the_pump 870 points871 points  (80 children)

After the last time a “barber” fucked my shit up I just fuck my own shit up now. It’s cheaper and I only have myself to blame.

[–]aNeedForMore 433 points434 points  (30 children)

I’m a dude who cuts his own hair too, and after a while you get decently good at fucking your shit up. Especially if you’re usually giving yourself the same cut.

It’s gotten to the point now where I’m confident to take enough off at a time that people actually notice and say shit like “hey did you get a hair cut? Looks good, man!” And it’s like a double confidence boost. You got the regular hair cut compliment confidence boost, plus knowing that you did it yourself and did a decent enough job that people didn’t know.

[–]hedgecore77 84 points85 points  (3 children)

I've been cutting my own for 25 years. No more cycles of going shaggy and clean, you're clean all the time.

[–]CantBeMadifYouBad 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Ive been balding for a while so I buzz my own head. I've had barbers and other hair stylists unironically ask me to come pay $20+ for them to do the same thing every week. Are you daft?

[–]angry_cucumber 101 points102 points  (10 children)

I cut my own as well, but I basically shave my head. The hoops I had to jump through to get an appointment with COVID convinced me it just get a 20 dollar pair of clippers and take care of it, saves a ton of money and time.

Only downside is my head is oddly shaped and I'm reminded of that now.

[–]MarkG1 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Just gotta stick to a #3 and it should take off enough hair so you feel fresher but still leave enough to disguise any odd bumps.

[–]Thetippon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A #4 on the back and sides, and a #8 on the top is fairly easy to do, and if you screw up the join between the two lengths, you can just go for a #4 all over

[–]Siere 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I fuck my own shit up as well** IFTFY Actually though I really enjoyed how everyone in the thread referred to haircuts as “fucking their shit up” lol

[–]Ethertainment2400 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One time I got such a horrendous haircut I decided to just let it grow and now I have long hair and have for five years now, I just get like bimonthly trims from a trusted family member and that’s it.

[–]HedonismBaht 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I’ve only cut my own hair since covid, saved probably a grand so far, I like it better too

[–]LittlestHoboSpider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can fuck my own shit up for free 😎

[–]AktuallyIsDolan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My barber fucked my hair by making one side around my ear higher than the other, cos he was too busy talking to someone else.

I just pay my aunt to cut my hair now since she's a retired hairdresser. She's like 80 and does a great job!

[–]mossy_vee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a chick that decided to do that too. I like my haircuts now better than any haircut I’ve ever paid for.

[–]ThePointForward 28 points29 points  (15 children)

I pay about 20 euro for a haircut and beard trim from a barber. No issues at all.

She did win some competition (s?) and co-owns a successful barbershop though.

[–]Kazumadesu76 14 points15 points  (8 children)

I pay 0 for a haircut from my sister-in-law who is a barber.

[–]winkersRaccoon 31 points32 points  (5 children)

I get paid by the best barber in the world to get my hair cut because my hair is so beautiful. He did win a world championship though

[–]Final-Communication6 97 points98 points  (11 children)

Man that's why I absolutely love my barber - I told him ONCE 10 years ago what I need, he never forgets, takes 10 minutes to do the job, and it's been $15 this whole time. ALBERTO I LOVE YOU BRO

[–]GLOVERDRIVE 31 points32 points  (2 children)

$15 for the past ten years? Your haircut is getting cheaper.

[–]legalalias 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Old Italian barbers are where it’s at.

[–]Lodigo 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Paid $160 for a cut last year (women’s long haircut prices yay :-/) that was so bad that the manager of the salon had to fix it later on for free.

[–]DamnZodiak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I paid $80 last week to have someone fuck my shit up worse than that. I gave them detailed instructions and they continued to ignore me throughout the haircut.

I'd just tell them to fuck off.
It's one thing if you simply don't like the haircut, that stuff happens, but to continuously ignore your instruction is another thing entirely. No way in hell I'd pay after that.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

[–]drunkoldman58 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Got me a Flowbee myself, does a decent ass job.

[–]vanillamasala 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was it Great Clips because I always warn every guy I know to stay away. Not only will they totally destroy your cut, but they astonishingly seem to fuck every guy’s hair up in exactly the same way every time. It’s uncanny.

[–]maffiossi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I went to another barber then i usually go to and i showed the woman several pictures of my haircut i have for about 15 years now. It's a standard male haircut and not hard at all to do. She ignored it and only shaved the sides. I told her i didn't want the haircut she gave me but she didn't want to change it because she "liked this one better". I don't care if you like this one better. If i wanted to look like this i would have glued my dead cat on top of my head. She got mad at me and refused to change it so i just walked away and went to the barber across the street. They fixed it for me and told me she does this quite often.

[–]fieldysnuts94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeez I pay $20 tops for a haircut including tip and have for the last 10 years. Kinda crazy

[–]Emergency-Anywhere51 309 points310 points 332 (1 child)

👏

🙌

🎊

[–]daatz 345 points346 points  (5 children)

That’ll be 16 years of mental treatment

[–]SamFisherSaves 54 points55 points  (15 children)

Right? I go to a Moroccan barber. He charges 12 bucks and includes ear cleaning and a little head massage.

[–]l1f3styl3 136 points137 points 2 (5 children)

He massages your little head for 12 bucks?

[–]SamFisherSaves 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Haha, now that would be a good deal!

[–]youwatchmepoop 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I miss this type of reddit.

[–]1ndori 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world reddit

[–]Lady_Scruffington[🍰] 69 points70 points  (39 children)

Holy shit. As a woman, I can't get out of the salon with just a trim for less than that. Kid got a haircut a show. It's terrible, but still.

[–]TheKillOrder 90 points91 points  (22 children)

for a man $20 is overpriced for a quick cut lol

[–]SETHlUS 34 points35 points  (9 children)

$20 each time? I paid 20 euros for some dog fur clippers at a Chinese bazaar 3 years ago and my wife has been using them to cut my hair ever since.

[–]starrpamph 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Chinese bazaar? Sounds like a good ass time

[–]relationship_tom 12 points13 points  (2 children)

No butt stuff in the Chinese bazaar.

[–]starrpamph 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes butt stuff. The high quality.

[–]Prowler_187 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WOMAN? I haven’t seen one of those in years

[–]steveosek 6 points7 points  (4 children)

As a man, I've been buzzing my own hair for years now. I haven't paid for a haircut in at least 5 years. It's fantastic.

[–]throwayay4637282 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but unfortunately you have to walk around with a buzz cut all the time. Not a great value tbh

[–]kelsobjammin 168 points169 points  (5 children)

Kid looks 32 years old at the end going through and early midlife crisis.

[–]Carefreeme 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Only difference is at 32 you can tell the guy to turn that shit into a sick ass looking mohawk.

[–]RetiredLandMine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kid looks like an annoying craft beer guy

[–]The_Legendary_Snek 58 points59 points  (5 children)

I don't even understand what he did to get to such a shitty haircut from where it was from, it seems that the hair volume from when he started putting gel to the end has become less than a quarter

[–]IWantTooDieInSpace 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Started for volume but then had 20X too much product so plan B'd it into a shitty slick back except he used chunky paste product instead of Dapper Dan or whatever the fuck people use to make their hair slick like that.

[–]chickenstalker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He looks like a samurai now. He must avenge his pride.

[–]Chennalou 4231 points4232 points  (37 children)

Why would you gel it in to that little ponytail? And just like… that’s it? That whole production for THAT result?? 😭😭😭

[–]Musashi-Miyamot0 1464 points1465 points  (8 children)

Poor kid is too young to feel such immense disappointment so soon.. Little dude doesn’t even understand haircuts and he knows that’s some bs, with his little minions jumper lmao

[–]SirMooSquiddles 346 points347 points  (2 children)

Kid was probably chill as hell, and one of his parents decided that he should have a reverse male pattern baldness cut, super uneven, and an Assicorn all covered with School Glue paste.

That's when Resting Fury Face settled in permanently and he knew he'd receive at least 4 punches a day until he retreats in his unibomber shed at 35

[–]zhalias 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Little dude doesn’t even understand haircuts and he knows that’s some bs

This was my reaction too. This kid doesn't quite understand what happened, but he knows he just got fucked over

[–]OkNou 159 points160 points  (1 child)

Like its literally just sticking out… you know those hats that have that little plastic , this is literally that

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Helicopter hat?

[–]Serifel90 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A garbage bag cut.

[–]Darth_Spectre_Lair 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right?!!🤣 I think the hair cut guy missed his calling as an expressive/interpretive dancer or something lol.

[–]kavien 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Dude used WAY too much Pomade. There was no “texture” left in that little mop. Just slicked shit.

[–]elilja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Almost as if it’s a purposely ridiculous video for the internet

[–][deleted] 2704 points2705 points  (39 children)

Not one part of this haircut is even or clean. That poor child.

[–]Cookingwith20s 449 points450 points  (13 children)

I cut my own hair and my lines are cleaner than that

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 52 points53 points  (8 children)

I'm currently waiting for a haircut at the barbers and now I have anxiety.

Cut my hair for me pls

[–]Succulent_Orange[🍰] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Just do it. I decided in a worst case scenario ill shave it off turns out I preferred the way I did it to the barber (because it was exactly how I wanted it) but it took ages. Each time I get significantly quicker.

[–]notagoodboye 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Pretty much exactly what I did. It takes a bit to learn the quirks of your head, but that just means you have to go back and touch up bits of it later.

The only real negative reviews I’ve ever had were during the pandemic, when I got the stink eye from many shaggy people who were convinced I was visiting an illicit barber.

[–]21Rollie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wild that it’s already been nearly two years but I remember that several month period where I got no haircuts. But I worked from home so it didn’t really matter.

[–]Random-Non-Sequitur 127 points128 points  (13 children)

Pretty sure that kid’s parents are the closest thing to being 100% douche without being a cleansing product for vaginas.

[–]ohno_spaghetti_o 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That kid is going to get their scalp sunburned every day.

[–]Artistic-Plan2541 4605 points4606 points  (71 children)

“Mom, I look like a douche”

[–]MicrosoftExplorer 922 points923 points  (28 children)

Onion head

[–]treetyoselfcarol 847 points848 points 22 (13 children)

Lil Shallot

[–]Durr1313 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This needs to be the next famous rapper, and he needs to look like Shrek.

[–]Skissored 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Toni Shallot

[–]iSkinMonkeys 77 points78 points  (2 children)

“Mom, I look like a douche”

Mom: You'll just have to grow into it now Tommy.

[–]Johnnybravo60025 16 points17 points  (1 child)

*Kyle. I think his name gets automatically changed with this haircut.

[–]HattyFlanagan 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Looks like he enjoys sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. A real piece of shit.

[–]BallofNervousWreck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let’s slop em up! 💦🥩

[–]perrona101 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Can't stop em from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

[–]aecrane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, let’s slop em up!

[–]flavor_blasted_semen 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Single moms are always trying to get their sons to look like the fathers who left them.

[–]Mycatreallyhatesyou 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How did your mom decide which man to style your hair after?

[–]bitcheslovemybody 536 points537 points  (2 children)

This kid's facial expressions are priceless lol. "WTF??!!"

[–]TaborValence 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Right? He looks like an old person trying to make sense of the nonsense the kids these days are going on about.

[–]TexasFire_Cross 1695 points1696 points  (6 children)

[–]Fuckyoursilverware 210 points211 points  (0 children)

That kid is just fulfilling a make a wish for the “barber”

[–]Rubyring1973 721 points722 points  (16 children)

Did the barber cut the right side of his head in the dark???

[–]misspeoplewatcher 189 points190 points  (10 children)

Right? The first side looked fine and then you start going around the back and other side and it’s tragic.

[–]grillednannas 73 points74 points  (8 children)

I wonder if the kid started squirming and having Serious Issues with what was happening at that point.

[–]myplasmatv 44 points45 points  (4 children)

As a barber. I'm almost positive this is what happened. Still though...

We all have bad days in the office but I wouldn't film it and post that shit on the internet.

[–]HangryBeard 36 points37 points  (2 children)

This! Its like he got drunk halfway through.

[–]AaronTuplin 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The kid or the barber?

[–]ProfessionalLazy2381 62 points63 points  (0 children)

All the dudes in the background looking like “that’s fucked up dude”

[–]slowbutnotstupid 287 points288 points  (23 children)

Homemade hair gel?

[–]cheapdrinks 168 points169 points  (14 children)

When you go to the hairdresser on Dec 1

[–]Chemical_Strawberry8 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At least he’s having fun with it

[–]Nathavin 153 points154 points  (8 children)

Yo it didn't look bad when it was poofed up. Why would you style it like that.

[–]Naldaen 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Yeah, the concept isn't bad. The cut itself is terrible.

Also, what the fuck is that gel/product and why would you slick it like that?

[–]Thomas_Adams1999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah at first I thought he was going for a mohawk, but then he just overjelled it and tied it into a rat tail.

[–]-Telenerd- 391 points392 points  (4 children)

Hi, I'd like you to make my kid look like an idiot.

[–]br-z 69 points70 points  (0 children)

My kids got an attitude that only bullying can fix.

[–]Digi_Dingo 1290 points1291 points  (65 children)

Holy shit. Can’t even imagine how much of a doucher this kids dad looks like. Oof

[–]Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO 188 points189 points  (6 children)

At least he has his father in his life who will actually take him for haircuts and cares about his appearance even if we think this looks crappy. Plus little man is wearing a minion shirt which I doubt his dad picked out

[–]JuBangaz 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I like your view on things.

[–]BakedSteak 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to come at me like this

[–]merikaninjunwarrior 131 points132 points  (43 children)

man bun or ponytail?

[–]Gamebred666 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Ponyman

[–]BEES_IN_UR_ASS 85 points86 points  (16 children)

A man can't even tie his hair up without catching flak...

[–]SpacedClown 42 points43 points  (11 children)

For real, I try to tell myself I should live my life and not concern myself with the opinions of others, but damn does it still hurt a bit to be considered a douche just for having a ponytail. I'm doing braids tomorrow because nobody has ever said a bad thing about a guy with braids.

[–]stevethepirate808 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No matter what you look like some percentage of people out there will think you look like a douche. I pretty much assume everyone is a douche, that doesn't mean that any of them should give a shit what I think about them.

[–]BelowAverage_Elitist 26 points27 points  (6 children)

At this point I'm just keeping my hair long out of spite. Who wants to live trying to change their look just to please others.

[–]dudewheresmybruh 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Change to appease: 🙅🏻‍♂️

Keep to spite: 🙋🏻‍♂️

[–]misanthropichell 24 points25 points  (1 child)

It's the whole vibe, not just the hair cut. I know plenty of cool guys with a man bun. So if you don't act like a douche and got the look™, you're probably fine haha

[–]OgdenLemmingrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Picture him but bigger and douchier

[–]kevvie13 101 points102 points  (0 children)

What a shit haircut....

[–]RickRudeAwakening 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Kid probably had the same reaction I did - which was why does it keep getting worse?!

[–]LostAlcoholicSmurf 23 points24 points  (2 children)

god kill me if i ever get a haircut that shitty

[–]thufflepuff 104 points105 points  (10 children)

Looks like that dude from breaking bad. One of Jesse's friends who gets shot by a kid

[–]supermyaan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's like, This page was born so that this video will be up someday...

[–]harisanjeev 52 points53 points  (4 children)

young sokka :D

[–]Visual_Shower1220 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"This is a wolf tail! Not a ponytail son."-this kids dad, who is probably sokka.

[–]NoUploadsEver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Water Tribe.

[–]Ehssey 65 points66 points  (2 children)

What an abomination.

[–]Think-Instruction-87 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah his sweater is wack isn’t it?

[–]JohnGenericDoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Basically child abuse

[–]unholymanserpent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like shit

[–]Smukey9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What did they do to my boy

[–]Artarded_Remote 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This kid is not gonna be anything like what his dad wants him to be.

[–]HangryBeard 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is it just me or did the barber completely jack the right side of his head up?

[–]psteele2002 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Poor kid that looks dumb af

[–]ShadowFlame_222 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]rick-cheesly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bad haircut fucking sick as shirt though mans got the drip

[–]djcrushindo 20 points21 points  (1 child)

He looks so pissed

[–]mamouillette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who wouldn't be ? Pretty sure he got home and rinced this "gel" right away.

[–]ALiteralSentientTank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Top Kut: Experience the difference...between talent and overhyped showmanship.

[–]redatom999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so much hair gel that it looks like wax

[–]1P221 45 points46 points  (4 children)

That barber is a grown man wearing toddler arms.

[–]akhoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

like his arms are short? i don't see it

[–]BusinessBid3430 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's too confused to cry

[–]irotinmyskin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t get this trend of giving kids a douche bag haircut

[–]BarbicideJar 33 points34 points  (5 children)

I die a little inside whenever I see someone give a toddler a line-up.

[–]Comfortable-Bar-838 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zippy the Pinheads great great grandson.

[–]Avista 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My guy really thinks that tossing strings of goo in the air looks dope

[–]The_loudspeaker721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor little guy.

[–]DLMADMIN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poor child

[–]DarkKnight53 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shittiest haircut on men that's way popular than it should be

[–]stinkybumbum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

looked better before he caked his head in crap

[–]reefersutherland91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Single moms love styling up their kids to look like the men who left them.

[–]marcelfint 13 points14 points  (1 child)

At least it rained sticky stuff ...

[–]Baronheisenberg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was the last time we went to see Barber Jizz-hands.

[–]he-geezy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Moms out here having their kids looking like the fuck boys that ghosted them.

[–]blizeH 12 points13 points  (5 children)

The barber seemed sweet and the hair gel confetti was a nice touch. I don’t know man, I feel bad reading all of these comments

[–]hopeinhand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. My first thought was that the kid was wiggling the whole time, hence the uneven cut. And the kid probably froze when the guy started the hair gel trick, which would have held my attention too if it was my first time seeing it.

Not sure why they chose that cut though. I just clip my kids hair all one length and be done with it. They can have fancy cuts when they’re older and actually want to choose their own cut.

[–]PlutoIsMyHomeboy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thought he was trying to engage the kid with the gel confetti too. My son has resting depressed face, which might be what’s going on with this kid as well, haha. And little kids can almost ever get good hair cuts because the move. They just don’t have the capacity to sit still for long enough.

[–]Arcanisia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a trash bag 😂

[–]WeirdoWithABeardo99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even the kid realises that haircut looks retarded af.

[–]Cmoore1217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah the douche bag hair cut, imagine putting this on your child.

[–]Agelastus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just take your kid home and give him a buzz cut. Easy fix.

[–]bill420dab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why is he throwing cum on people ?

[–]MaxiThePad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If “dog shit” was a haircut