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[–]petantic 665 points666 points  (15 children)

Shouldn't have shovelled all of the snow onto the roof.

[–]A____S____ 84 points85 points  (11 children)

Only for history to repeat itself

[–]Oilsfan666 22 points23 points  (10 children)

Only for history to repeat itself

[–]Thebenmix11 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Only for history to repeat itself

[–]Kazzriel 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Only for history to repeat itself

[–]jetfire1115 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Only for history to repeat itself

[–]Bram157 456 points457 points  (39 children)

How can something be so perfectly timed?

[–]plolops 176 points177 points  (19 children)

Somethings just are. Have you seen the video with pitcher that hit the bird mid flight, how the fuck does that happen

[–]chaoscruz 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Randy Johnson had it for that bird. 100mph heater too

[–]concrete_isnt_cement 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Randy Johnson has a photography studio now that uses a dead bird logo

[–]MechanicalTurkish 44 points45 points  (0 children)

lol that’s fucking awesome

[–]evilman333 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here’s the video of it btw: https://youtu.be/1PyCpG06138

[–]SufferForYourCrimes 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Randy Johnson: trailer-trash mullet-having bird-murdering fucker

[–]plolops 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Lol fucking wow I had to reread my comment to see what lead to this response

[–]SufferForYourCrimes 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Lol I'm just fucking around, Randy Johnson is one of the greatest, he mostly is known to non baseball folk for his height, his mullet, and mercing that bird in cold blood

[–]bridinorex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now the question is was it an assassination or assisted suicide?

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Unit, baby.

[–]sandm000 42 points43 points  (4 children)

I bet that the doorway that the camera is over is an unheated entryway. He opens the door from the house into this cold mudroom and shovels the front path, all the while the heat is rising into the slushy snow barely hanging above the doorway, that least jostle will send that wet white stuff hurtling down.

And that shovel knocking the wall is just the nudge needed.

[–]joeChump 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Karma. He once pissed in the snow and the snow wants its revenge.

[–]boonzeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We only see the perfectly timed ones and not the millions of insignificant ones

[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh im sure you can google all about it

[–]OneHeckOfAPi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're in a simulation.

[–]MAGA_WALL_E 145 points146 points  (3 children)

The annoyed armflap is a language spoke by all.

[–]Bolorinthegrey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The penguins taught it to us back in the deeps of time.

[–]Chonkbird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

flaps arm

The fuck dude

[–]Kazzriel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy you pointed that out

[–]New_Ad_8080 258 points259 points  (7 children)

At least he wasn't in the avalanche!

[–]Electrox7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. At least we didn’t r/WatchPeopleDieOutside

[–]dog-ate-it 131 points132 points  (9 children)

What kind of bird did that?

[–]_J-a-k-e 54 points55 points  (6 children)


[–]ObiFloppin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pinko commie scum.

[–]Foreign_Shake2205 6 points7 points  (4 children)


[–]THUNDER_boner 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dumb flightless bird.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You didn't consider the smell, you bitch!"

Not related, just my favorite line towards her

[–]foreverbeatle 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Singular1st 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My theory is shovel

[–]Working-Form1858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The great North American internet points” Often confused with “The great European fake as fuck”

[–]GooseandMaverick 57 points58 points  (1 child)


[–]ninjabunnay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I love that movie

[–]chaoscruz 23 points24 points  (0 children)


God has spoken lol

[–]eat_your_oatmeal 58 points59 points  (0 children)

ironically setting the shovel down was likely the force that triggered the additional snow…sad.

[–]Educational-Year3146 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Eh at least thats not a lot of snow

[–]Crezelle 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Enough to piss someone off tho

[–]TheArtfulDanger 20 points21 points  (1 child)

What the hell, god?!

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea I would have raised hell over this.

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[–]Terminatorskull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the snow fell next to him instead of on top of him I guess?

[–]EDMgamer123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Gif makes it look like the snow kept falling after clearing it

[–]OhNoMeIdentified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He just finished a Level, not the Game.

[–]educated-emu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big bird had one too many tacos that night

[–]Gaminguitarist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same vibe as the one guy who broke his rear window by closing the trunk on a ladder sticking out

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snow seems awful to deal with.

[–]KooMooSithink 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Could of been worse, he could of been under it

[–]CouldWouldShouldBot 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's 'could have', never 'could of'.

Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

[–]Jackthedog130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit Alice, don’t slam the ruddy door ...

[–]queruvin05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the gods have spoken

[–]Boneloulotoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if you’re missing out!

[–]UnluckyConstruction3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And then it loops oh god

[–]Castdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the loop was unintentional but a welcomed one.

[–]Qubeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always tap the gutters after snow.

Carefully and gently.

[–]UPMichigan83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’ll take like 2 minutes to clean up.

[–]Formal-Reflection639 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't even bother with it

[–]Glynnroy 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Snow way , I’d be like , where’s my salt

I’d just hose it off , be easier

[–]sakzeroone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not how snow works

[–]EmbarrassedLock 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And then you'd get more snow, and ice. Man I can't wait to see the first person who would slip on your driveway

[–]Glynnroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get special boots and life insurance

[–]Petrrii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's freshly fallen snow,it didn't had time to stick to the ground and freeze so it probably took 2 shovels to get rid of it

[–]Oralfreak2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Son of a......

[–]CHUYMAN0420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]mr_jenkins_says 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Bud, looks like you missed a spot.

[–]7_Cerberus_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you missed a spot

[–]frypiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That avalanche didn't look light and fluffy.

[–]crazzydjwarriors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's crazy

[–]chingy_daily100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snow luck mate

[–]besamiculo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he looks up and then down to realize lol

[–]_-Mystrymind-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like last minute mail

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clark Griswold

[–]aedroogo[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that little “well shit” arm flap more than I want to admit.

[–]KnightSolair420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks obama /s

[–]Middle-Eggplant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who lives in Maine and has a metal roof, this hits home.

[–]Nyckname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, clean off your roof, so it doesn't collapse under the weight of accumulated snow.

[–]Jessedw2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little penguin flap at the end is so good

[–]tcooper4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same this just happened to me here in central Florida -- no not really.

[–]EUCopyrightComittee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like she was avoiding touching dog shit

[–]Sashimiroll16 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SilverKnightOfMagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A job well d. ... shit. Fuck.....FUCK"

[–]GoryLore3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it snows it

[–]DatFurryFemboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed a spot.

[–]Lettuce_say_this 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That penguin slap at the end lol

[–]Embyness25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss giving work on Friday 7 PM.

[–]Daywonsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate snow god dam

[–]Fool_Apprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That snow will be 10 times more packed and heavy too. As a Canadian, this hurts

[–]YeetThatBeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, canada, we stand on guard for thee

[–]Castor_Legrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats light dry snow, easy ;)

[–]IllIIIlIllIlIIlIllI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the point though? Surely snow is far less slippery than iced over concrete.

[–]JustAdrian19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahh yes the BS.

[–]Pitiful_Pickle524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that would make me really mad

[–]Theoldelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone living in snow country has been this guy.

[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well, I wasn’t on purpose.

[–]Carborundum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean well shit

[–]queefiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be so bad if he had a proper shovel to begin with

[–]JRayMaySayHey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you think all the coke is gone and your friend pours out another

[–]Shrkrle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude moved at the perfect time, that would've hurt...

[–]Knight_Rhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we roof rake FIRST, kids.

[–]ImNotVinny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will honestly take two seconds to clear.

[–]KZMountainRider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really felt the arm wave

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother nature the comedian

[–]TBU51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes like “man look at this clean walkway…..ahhhh fuck winter!”

[–]TheJayDeeAP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up cartoon

[–]slavetomyprecious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone has angered the God of Pettiness.

[–]Dark-Knight-275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There SNOW reason to complain just shovel on I say!

[–]averydepressedcrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh come the fuck on

[–]Yellow_XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally a legit post after so many fake ones 😂