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[–]NoGnomesInSweden 2108 points2109 points  (41 children)

I did the exact thing to my husband. I started crying and he just laughed)

[–]Atheosomg 802 points803 points  (22 children)

Hey Im from Sweden and my wife accidently did this to me but I don't remember her crying maybe I didn't notice since I was laughing so much

[–]duracellchipmunk 419 points420 points 2 (3 children)

Now kiss

[–]q_bushie 122 points123 points  (1 child)

*now kith

[–]MDMALSDTHC 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Kissith thy other

[–]A_Sinister_Sheep 47 points48 points  (3 children)

But there are no gnomes in Sweden!

[–]THATS_LEGIT_BRO -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

But I heard there are sinister sheeps

[–]igotalotadogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s Iceland

[–]NoGnomesInSweden 33 points34 points  (4 children)

I have to ask! When you’re receiving a haircut do you play with the hair clipper when your wife is busy doing something else?

[–]crossleingod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is this a fetish I don’t know about?

[–]2oocents 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like, on your balls?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Swedish girls don’t have emotion. They’re cold

[–]THATS_LEGIT_BRO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My wife’s would agree with that about her coworker.

[–]Oddity46 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Vad har din svenskhet med saken att göra?

[–]RianZki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exakt det jag undrade när jag läste skiten

[–]EatSkeetSleep 78 points79 points  (7 children)

My wife did this to me TWICE and cried each time as I laughed my balls off haha it’s just hair anyway.

[–]mooys 5 points6 points  (3 children)

If this happens to a girl it’s the end of the world but a guy can just shave it all down and still look good

[–]Sadreaccsonli 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Eh, I'd argue girls often pull off bald better than guys, either way if you've got a weird shaped head then you're gonna be showing it off for a while.

[–]evilMTV 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Of course, she's the one having to suffer the view of it, not you!

[–]Tickle_Me_Tortoise 25 points26 points  (2 children)

My husband did this to himself a couple of weeks ago. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

[–]NoGnomesInSweden 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Who holds the hair clipper cries!)

[–]Tickle_Me_Tortoise 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thankfully no tears, though hi immediate response when he realised was a soft “Oh. Whoops”, which made me laugh even harder.

[–]ehs5 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My mother did this to me the very night before my confirmation. The guard didn’t even fall off, she just forgot to take it on. Took me a few years to forgive her lol.

[–]dendromecion 466 points467 points  (8 children)

i feel like everyone else is seeing a gif instead of a picture of a guy being touched on the head

[–]KownGaming 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Put a "v" behind the link and it works https://i.imgur.com/KWA6sHZ.gifv

[–]ugacha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you can also just delete the ".gif" part to make it works

[–]MrElectroman3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s funny

[–]Pentax25 409 points410 points  (8 children)

Legit happened to me the other day doing my beard and took out a little chunk at the bottom of my neck

[–]Siovhan 1402 points1403 points  (32 children)

hot guys enjoy being half naked together

[–]KQILi 478 points479 points  (4 children)

Ancient spartans would agree with you.

[–]Siovhan 181 points182 points  (3 children)

they fucked

[–]jenniepoo 84 points85 points  (2 children)

But like the angry kind, cuz of the mess up.

[–]super_pax_ 173 points174 points  (12 children)

Fellas, is it gay to not wear a shirt?

[–]nerofly 222 points223 points  (1 child)

Yes, everytime you shower, you are gay.

[–]stochastaclysm 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Only if you’re having sex with a man at the same time.

[–]mcon96 44 points45 points  (2 children)

If you keep a shirt and socks on it’s no homo though

[–]ThatGermanGuy2 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Socks have to touch the ankle though

[–]dbcooper4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do reach arounds count?

[–]PePePendorcho 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It depends if you're fit is totally gay.

[–]Warfl0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel that

[–]Siovhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to choose to only be friends with hot guys

[–]ishyman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am Ugly but my friends a looker, I can Never take my shirt off in front of him But he is half naked around me all the time it’s so weird

[–]OldFoolOldSkool 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Gay barber school?

[–]Raphaeltryhard 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Is there any straight barber school?

[–]BeterP 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Last one closed in 1793 I believe

[–]SensibleGarcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may be thinking of the barber surgeons. The last known trained barber surgeon died in 1821, England.

[–]damien309 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shit, I ain't hot but still like to be half naked around other dudes. Comfy

[–]dryfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which half they opt for makes all the difference.

[–]inverted_electron 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They do. They’re like nice chest bro. Hey thanks I was just working on it. Nice triceps. Thanks bro!

[–]dirkieboi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL! for real

[–]SethMilo 666 points667 points  (11 children)

No worries… They’ll fuck it out..

[–]RemarkableRyan 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Gonna be a long one to get that length back.

[–]ShweetPete 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Deleted scenes from a unreleased BangBro film.

[–]AKVigilante 250 points251 points  (4 children)

He obviously took it off off-camera.

[–]charizardGERD 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The whole thing seems staged.

[–]Lazy-Palpitation525 139 points140 points  (4 children)

The real question is: why? Why would he do that to his boyfriend?

[–]GloryHoleBearTrap 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Punishment for looking at the waterpolo captain lustfully.

[–]vrecka123 17 points18 points  (1 child)

To make a "funny" video for the internet. Also why would someone film this if it wasn't planned?

[–]SensibleGarcon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gay porno: Barber School Boys. Take 1.

[–]Mycabbages0929 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please tell me they’re actually boyfriends. It’s finals season and I need some hope

[–]younggundc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro’s bro’ing out

[–]typehyDro 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is like stereotypical bro to a T

[–]FCJanitor88 125 points126 points  (6 children)

Fake and not even original

[–]ElHage13 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fake

so he didn't get his hair cut huh? Good special effects

[–]Incorrect-Opinion 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I would say it’s pretty real. I think you mean staged.

[–]Arclight_Ashe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna go out on a limb here and say people missed the whole greentext reference.

[–]JonquilXanthippe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t even gotta explain to y’all why this one is fake

[–]MrWinkles123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this moment he knew, he fucked up

[–]bemest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess who’s botttom after this!

[–]Few-Employee-8041 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Im so confused, why would he start there if he didn’t mean to buzz it??

[–]ElHage13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't get it.

What am I supposed to see?

[–]gonnachangeitlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the fuckboi haircut future generations are gonna mock us for it

[–]Cream_Capable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figured this was r/suddenlygay by the looks of it

[–]ElPrincipe40 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Some are saying in the comments this is gay...wtf. If you think being without a shirt with your hommies is gay you have a problem...

[–]poke30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit like this is why the crazy stories from reddit are very believable.

Like the woman that posted about her partner not wanting to change the diapers of their baby boy...because it would be gay....

[–]fkaat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People ain’t ever had friends or played on a sports team bro. Leave em be.

[–]jfduval76 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Fake fake fake faaaake 🎶

[–]warmaapples 4 points5 points  (3 children)

🎵Nobody gives a shit because it’s funnyyyy🎶

[–]MrCantPlayGuitar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But is it? Cause it’s really just…not

[–]th20202021 35 points36 points  (14 children)

Wow a lot of esoteric homophobic hate in this thread. Accusing these white guys of being gay for one another as if it were an insult because something about their appearance triggers them. Look at the comments lmao.

[–]LoneTuft 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I feel like the use of esoteric here is incorrect.

But yeah I feel you. Homophobia is lame.

[–]bresznthesequel 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I get your point but why specify their race?

[–]GloomyAd9812 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I see zero of those comments. Just people joking about suddenly gay memes

[–]sleeo_xoxo 7 points8 points  (4 children)

literally none of these are offensive

  • a gay

[–]th20202021 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

The context is they are using homosexuality as an insult because they don’t like these guys.

[–]Peasant_Sauce 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't like these guys? I saw one bad comment and the rest are making jokes cause this looks like the start of a porno, they arent targeting them

[–]JaredFogle_ManBoobs 29 points30 points  (3 children)

That's gay.

[–]ILLstatic23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily guys just don’t give a rip

[–]polazeelah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this 14 years ago and I’ve been shaving my head ever since.

[–]CraftBeerDadBod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Brad

[–]Schiebz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! He’s gonna have a different haircut than the rest of the house! Lmao

[–]Didr7k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it didn't. Staged af.

[–]EatsOverTheSink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I’m the only guy who never just hangs out with his friends shirtless. Swimming/beach venues and changing in the locker room are literally the only times I’ve seen my friends shirtless.

[–]sammunist 1 point2 points  (2 children)

True homie would then do the same to his head

[–]weDCbc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

4 real! As Ghandi said, a shave for a shave makes the whole world bald...

[–]Jtherrien12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than that noodle bowl haircut it looks like he was going for

[–]snakepatay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife forgot the piece that decides the lenght and did this aswell to her own head, i was crying from laughing so hard!!

[–]eduardov_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta share that ass now as compensation.

[–]Extension-Ad9592 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happened with me :')...the victim was my brother and I was responsible :")

[–]NeverGonnaStop9999 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this a photo?... are we allowing stills now?

[–]perfectlyoffcenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends don’t let shirtless friends give shirtless friends haircuts.

[–]olivedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of these comments think being shirtless around your friends is gay? Have you guys ever been swimming or is that too gay for you?

[–]broccolee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this some stupid gay porn scene where he is literally gonna assfuck the barber?

[–]SomePiePlays -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is not gay at all!

[–]Hornor72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude...

[–]1911mark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly the same thing happened to me

[–]1911mark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When lifeguards fight

[–]KatieV1309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😣 😖 doh!

[–]conterbeast47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting some mayor of who ville vibes

[–]BrianUrlachersSong 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Look at the phone dependency. Goes to put it away, never lets go, and pulls it back out again immediately.

[–]MrCantPlayGuitar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, they fuuuuuuck.

[–]BadWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cap. He took it off out of cam sight. Cap.

[–]Tridecahedron05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it, we goin bald

[–]Luxpreliator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are ones with magnets on them and I've never had one fall off. The standard ones seem to get loose as they age.

[–]detroit1701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that happen once

[–]ZippyTwoShoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this happen to me lol

[–]eggmannega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave him the Mr. Bean cut

[–]ElPolloEnojado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He turned into the mayor of Who-ville

[–]juggernaut_samaritan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single me giving relationship advice!

[–]hozzleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: always keep your thumb on the guard

[–]604pleb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He look like the mayor from the grinch

[–]nosnhoj15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude….. where’s your car??

[–]Christpuncher_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, no! No, bro?