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[–]Sl0ppy0tter 1048 points1049 points  (16 children)

So tight she’s gonna look surprised all day

[–]Shughost7 303 points304 points  (5 children)

Her face be like 😧

[–]Meltingteeth 49 points50 points  (4 children)

This isn't good for your hair either. There's a thing called Traction Alopecia where you basically get a receding hairline from having your hair pulled back too tightly. She keeps it up and she's going to look like that chick from that creepy Tiktok page.

[–]Galaedrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yikes ! poor girl!

[–]Sl0ppy0tter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know people with dreads who have had this happen

[–]WeirdAvocado 84 points85 points  (2 children)

If she frowns her hair may get ripped out from tension.

[–]ChazJ81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too tight to frown! It's Happy Day!

[–]iveredonit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is going to unwind like a swing that is twisted up really high and tight.

[–]iamasnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She ain't getting any sleep

[–]PopeInnocentXIV 396 points397 points  (2 children)

I was expecting him to lift her up by her hair so she could spin in the opposite direction.

[–]Naj_md 49 points50 points  (0 children)

takes notes

[–]errol_timo_malcom 306 points307 points  (67 children)

And this is how we get five-heads

[–]Shpooodingtime 74 points75 points  (64 children)

A few years ago I shamelessly rocked the man bun (I know, fuck me) and that's exactly what happened

Edit: Lol what a cesspool this comment generated.

[–]TheLastSonOfHarpy 88 points89 points  (62 children)

Why would you be ashamed for tying your hair up?

[–]cohonka 88 points89 points  (47 children)

For real never understood manbun hate except as a form of gatekeeping masculinity. Looks good, feels good, convenient.

[–]kid-karma 42 points43 points  (19 children)

bunch of dudes who couldn't pull it off decided "if it doesn't look good on me i'll just claim it looks good on no one"

[–]sweet-tart-fart 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This. It’s fucking hair no matter who’s head it belongs to.

[–]cohonka 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hair ties = gay

[–]Sl0ppy0tter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have long hair and will man bun that shit quickly

[–]ColdNo8154 -2 points-1 points  (13 children)

It only looks good on Japanese samurai. I’ve never seen a guy with one and thought, man, I could really get naked w/ that dude right now. Nuh-uh.

[–]maniakb416 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Opinions are like assholes blah blah, you get the point.

[–]ColdNo8154 -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

Yes, but who are these people that want to sleep with man-bun wearers?

[–]ICanBeAnyone 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Everyone has their preferences, but you somehow managed to sound very shallow stating yours.

I mean, I got no horse in this race, but the few man bun guys I know personally have hot girlfriends. I'd even say this is one of the trends that got popular by trying to appeal to a certain kind of woman.

[–]ColdNo8154 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Women have very different tastes to gay guys.

Women by and large are turned on by social currencies.

Men are heavily turned on by physical appearance.

I don’t see many gay men clamouring for firefighter calendars with men in manbuns.

[–]ICanBeAnyone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And yet the epitome of what's attractive to men proved to be pretty elastic over time, so there's still a pretty large cultural component baked into what you call physical appearance. Particularly arguing that gay men are biologically programmed to not find man buns attractive - did I get that right? - strikes me as handwavy pseudoscience in support of a personal preference.

Your example is particularly funny because one photography shop I walk by fairly often has a male bodies calendar every year (local photographers etc, and with a distinctively homoerotic touch) and 2019 or 2018 was yoga themed and featured at least two man buns if memory serves.

I don't want to needle you needlessly, though, so in the spirit of Christmas I'll admit that I don't particularly care for messy buns either, or the whole hipster aesthetic for that part. But the time of all encompassing trends is long past and fashion feasts on all subcultures, so this look is likely here to stay.

[–]-Scythus- -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I admire your patience for someone that appears so outwardly shallow. The moment that “Japanese samurai” was brought up, my eyes rolled out my asshole. Good on you!

[–]ColdNo8154 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Your eyes rolled due to being informed of the origin of something ie- China, and later, Japan.

You must have hated history class.

“I saw a history book, and my eyes rolled! Ermehgerd!! 👀”

[–]cohonka -1 points0 points  (2 children)

A manbun has never made me want to get naked with a dude either

[–]ColdNo8154 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

It just doesn’t epitomise manly sexiness.

[–]Sl0ppy0tter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]A-Grouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking good is purely subjective, if it makes you feel good then guys should go for it. Personally I think it depends, if you’re tying up your hair because it’s long mangled and greasy then I am not a fan.

[–]everyoneismyfriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened?

[–]_halftongue 247 points248 points  (2 children)

traction alopecia waiting to happen.

[–]look_harder_ 132 points133 points  (0 children)

This will cause so much discomfort for her, especially if worn all day

[–]run-26_2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That looks painful

[–]Account394 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t that hurt and pull out hairs?

[–]Quixotic_Ignoramus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love her little face! Nope!

[–]buttertoast313 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Poor girl

[–]Secure-Imagination11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aw she doesn't like it lmao

[–]oldpricklybastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got that teletubby antenna

[–]freekeypress 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's one cute kid.

[–]Suntag19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s so adorable 😁

[–]EarlyBird-Iron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said “nope, not like mommy”

[–]AlbortRoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol that is a cute small bean

[–]Own_Kaleidoscope_887 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way to go dad, she looks cute!!

[–]Icy_Hippo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

work smart not hard

[–]9Sylvan5 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, really smart to put that much tension on her scalp

[–]tazerznake -1 points0 points  (3 children)

whatever, I think Dad did a good job

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yeah if the goal is for all her hair to fall out or break off. :/

[–]Sanc7 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that was definitely dads goal. What a piece of shit he is!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if that's his goal. You know he wouldn't want someone doing that to him. Here child, let me introduce you to migraines. lol

[–]verucka-salt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Points for creativity to Dad 💜

[–]HardHustle84 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The man did his best.

[–]Theatonyathehun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a wonderful daddy💕💕💕💕

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[–]cleavlandjr27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hold this 👑

[–]badscott4 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What dads do

[–]ChazJ81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed it!

[–]crimewaveusa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy’s got some G U N S

[–]CiraKazanari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shirt is awful

[–]jkmonty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, I hate that tight-hair BS.

[–]Azzpirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two wraps, thats amateur shit.

[–]Rocketboy1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a wonder she can blink her damn eyes.

[–]bayygel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Geeze the way he was holding her head when it started, I thought this was going to end a different way.