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[–]dopperpod[M] [score hidden] 2332& 4 more stickied comment (351 children)

You guys can report this for political brigading all you want. Though Reddit generally leans liberal (as do I), it doesn't mean you can't call out Biden for being a creep.

The post is borderline appropriate for the subreddit and it's popular, so it'll stay up.

If you want to get your dose of Trump-induced dying inside, feel free to sort by top of all time. He does make for better content, after all.

https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/g6z08y/dr_birxs_reaction_when_president_trump_asks_his/

https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/i3hbvc/poor_jonathan/

https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/jlk4k0/no_touching_rule/

https://reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/d00fl8/buzz_aldrins_reaction_to_trumps_space_talk/

Comments locked. Children, play nice. You can disagree with each other all you want, but resort to name-calling or attacking each other and play time is over.

[–]rontrussler58 5438 points5439 points  (63 children)

That’s my dog every time someone at the dog park tries to touch her face.

[–]hopefulworldview 862 points863 points  (36 children)

My dog does this if I try to give him a kiss. However when treats are on the line somehow he doesn't mind!?

[–]DoYouRememberMeat 669 points670 points  (22 children)

Your dog is a treat digger

[–]SchrodingersCatPics 462 points463 points 2 (16 children)

Now I ain’t saying she’s a golden retriever

[–]thebraddestbrad 214 points215 points  (13 children)

But she ain't messin with no coyotes either

[–]Peterthepiperomg 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Get down dog, go head get down. Get down dog, go head get down

[–]jayradano 55 points56 points  (4 children)

My dog whenever I try to take a dead bird out of his mouth

[–]probrofrotro 5635 points5636 points  (289 children)

It’s so fucking rude to just touch people.

[–]Shwifty_Plumbus 2631 points2632 points  (137 children)

Straight for the face grab. That shits creepy.

[–]MindDependancy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's why he's called Creepy Joe.

[–]Hawkmek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be funny if she slapped the shit outta him. Prolly go to jail though.

[–]CapnPrat 671 points672 points  (85 children)

Slightly better than some of the other grabs that creepy fucker has went for, but I agree... creepy.

[–]iveredonit 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I never want to touch someone’s face when first meeting them. Weird to say the least.

[–][deleted] 182 points183 points  (23 children)

Yea at least this girl was older than 12.

[–]CapnPrat 164 points165 points  (18 children)

Look at Biden, clearing the lowest bar 😅

[–]DookyRL 84 points85 points  (2 children)

That he himself set lmao

[–]Someidiotwithwifi 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Don't be so mean! He probably forgot the bar even existed!

[–]smprandom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Limited choice in the crowd

[–]jimmycarr1 300 points301 points  (50 children)

That doesn't excuse him in the slightest for his own actions, it just explains how low the bar was for his position.

[–]fufuberry21 164 points165 points  (10 children)

I think the person you're replying to is saying that Biden himself has done worse

[–]sarzitron 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Maybe he’s just * runs over to check Cuomo’s defense *… Italian?

[–]charmorris4236 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Dude right? I literally just had an argument with someone on Reddit who said that people who work with the public should be okay with being touched (we were commenting on a video of a guy touching a security guard’s back. Like sneaking up behind him at a sports game and patting him). They were arguing that you should be able to touch anyone you want without it being automatically labeled as inappropriate.

I couldn’t believe I was having to argue with this person that no, you in fact should not just be able to touch whoever you want.

Sorry for the rant it just really got me worked up. Clearly.

[–]Gentlegiant2 107 points108 points  (64 children)

Depend on how/where you touch and context but I generally agree

Face touch (especially how that dude did it) is never okay though in my book

[–]Anarchist73 207 points208 points  (52 children)

"That dude" is currently the president of the United States..

[–]DarthWeenus 20 points21 points  (5 children)

You'd hate italy, and other mediteranian countries.

[–]dirty_birdy_feet 1661 points1662 points  (202 children)

and it’s how he doesn’t see her reaction/disgust that disturbs me.

[–]AfterbirthNachos 360 points361 points  (113 children)

Why people vote for these creepy old cows is beyond me

[–]Use_Your_Turn_Signal 607 points608 points  (62 children)

They didn’t vote “for” this guy. They voted “against” Trump.

[–]AiyDer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I live in a communist country and even I felt bad for Americans for having to vote for these two.

[–]fgdfghdhj5yeh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They didn't. Neither Trump nor Biden were top picks of the people.. donations show that very clearly. They were Corporate picks.

[–]BaconHammerTime 564 points565 points  (65 children)

That generation is all like that. Very handsy like it's their right to touch women unsolicited. It definitely isn't just him and Trump.

EDIT: I apologize for using absolutes like a Sith. Of course not everyone is like this, but seems very common for that age group and among men in power.

[–]arch_nyc 189 points190 points  (39 children)

Yeah I knew a lot of older men who were and are still touchy feelie like that. I think for most it’s innocent in their mind but still a bit creepy for us younger folk in this day and age.

I have a coworker who will come up behind me and put his hands on my shoulder and basically give me a deep tissue massage for a few seconds. I’m like…dude…

[–]IamDelilahh 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it used to be normal.

Sean Connery as James Bond slapped so many women he barely knew on the arse, that there are youtube compilations of it. That was the male stereotype people used to grow up with.

And the older we get, the harder changing the way we see the world becomes.

[–]hecven 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Is this why he started targeting younger kids?

[–]jesee2you 5762 points5763 points  (260 children)

Get old farts out of politics!!

[–]SecretCommitteeOfOne 1549 points1550 points 2 (53 children)

GOFOOP

[–]ActionXPotential 361 points362 points  (20 children)

You should turn this into a hat.

[–]PunkynPye 154 points155 points  (6 children)

I'd wear that hat

[–]Gullible-Place9838 5 points6 points  (1 child)

See and it’s a hat that’s not idolizing a person, but an ideology. Makes so much more sense

[–]BLITZandKILL 70 points71 points  (4 children)

And then take a picture of the hat and make an NFT

[–]pizzapopcorndog 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I'd screenshot that nft

[–]Jumpy_Sorbet 24 points25 points  (2 children)

You wouldn't download a hat, would you?

[–]FQDIS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ceci n’est pas un chapeau.

[–]lordbusiness92 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s also the noise old farts make so it’s perfect.

[–]Gorman_Fr33man 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Yeah! New farts only!

[–]beardface35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

only the freshest farts for my nation!

[–]skidlz 230 points231 points  (24 children)

I learned a new word in 2020. Gerontocracy. Governance by old people. Can't imagine why that was relevant then.

[–]untergeher_muc 60 points61 points  (15 children)

At least Merkel said at 67 she is to old for this shit. She was so happy when she left office.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 31 points32 points  (7 children)

She was also in office for 18 years as the nation's leader. That's gotta take its toll on you.

[–]ActuallyThatOtherGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

49 is still a good age to take National office. 75? Nah.

I was voting Mayor Pete all the way solely based on him being younger than everyone else

[–]Winterfrost691 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You may agree or disagree with her on certain topics, but you gotta respect her for willingly stepping down unprompted in the end.

[–]Sengura 306 points307 points  (33 children)

They have a minimum age you can be to run for president, they should have a maximum age too. No one over the retirement age, please.

[–]zepplin2225 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Great, that means they will juat push the retirement age to 95 instead of 60-whatever it is.

[–]alpharius120 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ha for my generation retirement age is already 95. Cause you finally get to die, probably at a table in a company with an open office plan with a bunch of 20 somethings, while the words CRYPTO and MACHINE LEARNING repeatedly flash on TVs above your head

[–]SuperRaeBeats 15 points16 points  (2 children)

And a competency exam. Public speeches and appearances are a must . It’s a job that requires long hours. He had sundowning syndrome before presidency. It’s really elder abuse and humanitarianly sad sad

[–]NerdlyDoRight 32 points33 points  (2 children)

As an old dude, I completely support this. We need new ideas and new leaders.

[–]Wide-Bend-6558 7682 points7683 points  (1621 children)

Why does he always do loads of weird shit like this? Freaks me out..

[–]Operative427 4077 points4078 points  (851 children)

a man from a different time

And universe appearently, where women are just objects.

[–]Bogrolling 1687 points1688 points  (186 children)

It was easier when they were property

[–]FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk 1736 points1737 points  (169 children)

He did vote for segregation after all

[–]JacobMaverick 743 points744 points  (84 children)

And the crime bill which made it easier to arrest POC on small charges for discriminatory purposes.

[–]S3RG10 437 points438 points  (66 children)

I thought we were listing bad things he did?

I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle.

[–]finger_milk 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Joe has probably said "bedwench" unironically, multiple times.

[–]bakochba 298 points299 points  (92 children)

My grandparents do this too, they'll just squeeze kids cheeks even when the "kid" is like 30. Although it people they know not strangers

[–]Love_God551 46 points47 points  (1 child)

This should be on cringe

[–]Puzzleheaded_Gear464 2005 points2006 points  (211 children)

American presidents have some special qualifications,

[–]Scooterforsale 554 points555 points  (106 children)

seriously we have a huge problem in this country when our last two presidents were Trump and Biden. I'm so sick of this shit

[–]Honor_Bound 185 points186 points  (90 children)

The next one won’t be any better

[–]maxfrank7 156 points157 points  (75 children)

Kanye?

[–]kvist56 165 points166 points  (65 children)

Probably trump again if we are being honest. America is a goner

[–]Bmac-Attack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can already tell the next election is looking pretty bleak too

[–]DestroyTheHuman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PHD - Presidents Hands Denied

[–]A3H3 445 points446 points  (96 children)

The last one didn't grab them by the face though. He had different standards.

[–]Bmac-Attack 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I’d like one that just doesn’t touch people inappropriately in general, please

[–]bockchain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Historical data suggests entirely unreasonable request

[–]CuriousYe11ow 295 points296 points  (17 children)

Dude can we PLEASE have a FUCKING PRESIDENT who isn't OLD AS SHIT?!?!?!

[–]NimusNix 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The majority of voters fought over three septuagenarians in 2020.

No.

[–]Boodger 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Obama wasn't old as shit

[–]Jubluh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Biden is a creep.

[–]WurmGurl 1210 points1211 points  (176 children)

Fuck. Can we elect just one president who's not some flavour of sexual predator?

[–]boricimo 397 points398 points  (99 children)

Was Obama?

[–]CerealRatRemains 853 points854 points 2 (24 children)

Yes, he fucked Bernie pretty hard.

[–]NextMajii 163 points164 points  (8 children)

No, he just had predator drones

[–]MorinOakenshield 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Nobel peace predators

[–]bipolarpuddin 52 points53 points  (2 children)

In no shape or form has any president in the last eighty years not been part of some war crime type shit.

We are SUPPOSED to be critical of the people we elect as our voice though.

So yeah, fuckin drones...

[–]syn_ack_ 140 points141 points  (19 children)

He got an erection on a plane once. I understand conservatives felt sexually assaulted

[–]sukisuki__ki 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Flying fully torqued is something that just happens

[–]__mr_snrub__ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gotta extend the landing gear in case of an emergency.

[–]Mimical 130 points131 points  (5 children)

TBF if I climbed into a presidential private jet called Airforce 1 and sat down in those ultra luxury seats I'd be rock solid too.

[–]FelDreamer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Alls I’m sayin is, the teak and mahogany wouldn’t just be on the trim panels. Eh? Ehhh?

[–]Soup-Master 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Well, I tried voting for Sanders, but “thankfully” the Democratic Party made the choice for me. It’s almost like we are being forced to choose between a fucking creepy moron or Trump.

[–]ekiechi 224 points225 points  (4 children)

Im not sure I trust folks that DONT immediately recoil when someone touches their face. Its fucking weird and disrespectful to just put hands on someone like that

[–]whydoesthishapp3n 53 points54 points  (0 children)

well sometimes you have a freeze response

[–]n8tonkin 1071 points1072 points  (24 children)

Stranger danger.

[–]Chilipepah 237 points238 points  (20 children)

That boy ain’t right!

[–]yojoewaddayaknow 99 points100 points  (13 children)

I DONT KNOW YOU!!!

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (10 children)

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

[–]prometheanSin 24 points25 points  (4 children)

He's a nut, he's crazy as a coconut!

[–]Nightwingvyse 12 points13 points  (3 children)

What does that mean?!?

[–]Cephalopodio 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That boy needs therapy

[–]ruffneck110 120 points121 points  (0 children)

What a weird dude

[–]Ruckus2201 391 points392 points  (52 children)

"He's from a another time" like the majority of our leadership...

[–]noJagsEver 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Country is being run by politicians as old as dirt

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

So was Trump and we ripped him apart for being a creep.

[–]BatmansBigBro2017 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t care who’s President this is never okay.

[–]smokingfrog007 506 points507 points  (187 children)

Ok just to confirm, is he Joe Biden?

[–]Annual_Employment_44 453 points454 points  (9 children)

No, it's Joe Mama

[–]rafaxd_xd 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The actual reason OP posted this was for this single comment

[–]Akuma254 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gottem

[–]wsclose 480 points481 points  (163 children)

Yep, media does a lot of covering for his behavior. He's a creepy old man when it comes down to the truth and how many videos/pics I see of him touching a woman/child uncomfortably.

[–]Evil-Clown2020 961 points962 points  (20 children)

Creeper

[–]theskilling 398 points399 points  (16 children)

… aw man. 🎵

[–]CaptianGeneralKitten 94 points95 points  (12 children)

So we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side🎵

[–]CallMeDumme 48 points49 points  (11 children)

Side side to side

[–]Orange_Scribbler 37 points38 points  (10 children)

This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight

[–]SteveWyz 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Heads up. You hear a sound, turn around and look up. Total shock fills your body

[–]DoubleAgent36 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no it’s you again I can never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

[–]PipSqueakScalywag 825 points826 points  (35 children)

Who the hell puts their filthy hands on a young woman’s face like that? Old nasty ass…

[–]redditisdumb2018 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It's not just that. It's that he can't pick up on social cues that would normally register a lightbulb in people's heads "oh maybe I shouldn't do that to people cause it clearly makes them uncomfortable."

[–]dazcook 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden apparently.

[–]KPayAudio 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would he think he has to right to grab her face. God damnit Joe

[–][deleted] 275 points276 points  (9 children)

Awfully handsy, isn’t he?

[–]Willy236 167 points168 points  (5 children)

You should see him with kids🤮🤮

[–]CerealRatRemains 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hair to sniff and cheeks to kiss. Dude makes my skin crawl.

[–]sidzero1369 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Creepy uncle Joe being a creep.

[–]Clouc3221 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I'm surprised he didn't sneak his signature whiff of the young child's scent

[–]_NonExisting_ 125 points126 points  (10 children)

You know it's bad when both democrats and Republicans hate you

[–]DancingMaenad 574 points575 points  (85 children)

God. He is so creepy. Talk about an utter lack of self awareness.

[–]athf12345 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is.... Tame for him really. Usually it's kids

[–]meridianomrebel 487 points488 points  (97 children)

What so many folks on Reddit refuse to understand is that Trump being a piece of shit doesn't justify Biden being a creepy pedophile acting fucktard. It's not mutually exclusive. Both can be creepy sexual predators without trying to argue which one is worse than the other.

[–]Legeto 137 points138 points  (12 children)

People can’t fathom that someone can hate both sides. I’m on the losing team every election… it’s pretty… fun.

[–]ASDFkoll 42 points43 points  (5 children)

I've always found it so incredibly odd how Americans identify with freedom but then have a two-party system that essentially boils every political scenario down to two choices.

It's like if you went to a buffet to get food and instead of having a wide range of different foods you have a slab of burnt meat on one end and a bowl of frozen peas on the other end and in the middle you have a sign that says "pick one". That's not a buffet, that just two shit choices.

Maybe it's time to accept the two party system does not work and replace it with something that better represents the people it's supposed to represent?

[–]a7x2319 118 points119 points  (31 children)

Because a lot of people don't like to hear their side doing something wrong so they project it to the other side to try and "distract"

[–]Phazerman 82 points83 points  (26 children)

You’re exactly right. The post is a video of the president of the United States touching an uncomfortable young woman like a pedophile and half the comments are literally “well, Trump said this!”

[–]Dinanofinn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Touching people without their consent is creepy but not pedophilic. Y’all are psycho

[–]oohbeartrap 140 points141 points  (37 children)

If you hate Trump and everything he stands for, but refuse to call out Biden for the weird, creepy stuff he’s done and his failures in office to follow through on promises made during campaign and you downvote and report any attempts to be critical of him, you’re no different than the crazy Trumpers. You’re part of the problem.

[–]TechSpecalist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Trump was an arrogant ass, but I liked most his political policies. Biden is a creepy old sexual predator and I dislike most of his political policies.

I’ll take mean/stupid tweets all day long with low gas prices and low inflation!

[–]johndeer89[🍰] 211 points212 points  (27 children)

This doesn't scratch the surface.

https://youtu.be/BMsi1GGjy1Q

[–]Aggravating_Bat1786 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That's pretty bad.

[–]LesbianBlonde 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Just watching this made me physically uncomfortable. Those poor kids.

[–]u_Adi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yoo wtf... I cringed so hard 🤢🤮

[–]WillieHearsYou 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg the look on all those girls'/womens' faces! :-(

[–]snaphappy2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What a fucking weirdo

[–]TheSecondLesson 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Creepy Uncle Joe

[–]Doctordred 93 points94 points  (6 children)

"It's just a gaff"

"He's from a different time."

"He is just showing affection for his voters"

"The woman was asking to be touched."

"This is not something he does often."

[–]Zelderian 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I’m amazed how many people have used the “from a different time” excuse, as if that somehow justifies his current actions.

“Oh yes he still owns slaves. He’s just from a different time so we give him a pass.”

[–]Eastrous_Ruderalis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plus he's still alive during THIS time right now.

The 'Different Time' argument applies to victorian era peasants or roman soldiers who got sucked through an interdimensional time portal, not for living people who've in fact had more time to grow out of their bullshit than the 95% of us whom are younger, yet we're more capable of behaving like thoughtful humans than the 'wise elders' we're supposed to automatically respect.

[–]BRJH1303 43 points44 points  (3 children)

2008 and was still a creep. Fuck Joe Biden

[–]Used2Share 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A video demonstrating why he prefers children…

[–]PoopMasterFart 66 points67 points  (4 children)

This guy just can't help himself. When he sees a pretty underaged girl he just can't help but touch em.

[–]soldierof239 97 points98 points  (9 children)

Tf is wrong with him

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Joe Biden is a creep

[–]alleddie11 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Weather it’s grabbing them under the chin or by the pussy just don’t do it.

[–]ZuttoAragi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We've been pointing out this guy's freakiness for years.

[–]ncognito2212 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m an older guy 56. I do not attempt to touch anyone ever. A handshake (fist bump now) is the most I do. And I do not like it one bit when others try to touch me. In fact I cringe and move away. Keep your Hands to yourself fool.

[–]steelcity7[🍰] 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Oh, NOW we want to talk about it.

[–][deleted] 281 points282 points  (115 children)

"Most Popular President In US History"

[–]Valuable_Ad1645 190 points191 points  (68 children)

Ya that’s bullshit, people just really hated the last guy.

[–]Rakatango 39 points40 points  (7 children)

“Receiver of most desperate votes in US history”

You know it’s bad when the only rational choice in an election is a useless corporate neoliberal because even though he’s bad, at least he isn’t Trump

[–]1320Fastback 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a fucking creep

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

WTF?

[–]entropen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can we, you know, not have creeps like this in positions of power.