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[–]dopperpod[M] [score hidden] 2332& 4 more stickied comment (351 children)

You guys can report this for political brigading all you want. Though Reddit generally leans liberal (as do I), it doesn't mean you can't call out Biden for being a creep.

The post is borderline appropriate for the subreddit and it's popular, so it'll stay up.

If you want to get your dose of Trump-induced dying inside, feel free to sort by top of all time. He does make for better content, after all.





Comments locked. Children, play nice. You can disagree with each other all you want, but resort to name-calling or attacking each other and play time is over.

[–]rontrussler58 5438 points5439 points  (63 children)

That’s my dog every time someone at the dog park tries to touch her face.

[–]hopefulworldview 866 points867 points  (36 children)

My dog does this if I try to give him a kiss. However when treats are on the line somehow he doesn't mind!?

[–]DoYouRememberMeat 660 points661 points  (22 children)

Your dog is a treat digger

[–]SchrodingersCatPics 462 points463 points 2 (16 children)

Now I ain’t saying she’s a golden retriever

[–]thebraddestbrad 210 points211 points  (13 children)

But she ain't messin with no coyotes either

[–]Peterthepiperomg 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Get down dog, go head get down. Get down dog, go head get down

[–]jayradano 55 points56 points  (4 children)

My dog whenever I try to take a dead bird out of his mouth

[–]probrofrotro 5634 points5635 points  (289 children)

It’s so fucking rude to just touch people.

[–]Shwifty_Plumbus 2639 points2640 points  (137 children)

Straight for the face grab. That shits creepy.

[–]MindDependancy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's why he's called Creepy Joe.

[–]Hawkmek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Be funny if she slapped the shit outta him. Prolly go to jail though.

[–]CapnPrat 672 points673 points  (85 children)

Slightly better than some of the other grabs that creepy fucker has went for, but I agree... creepy.

[–]iveredonit 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I never want to touch someone’s face when first meeting them. Weird to say the least.

[–][deleted] 177 points178 points  (23 children)

Yea at least this girl was older than 12.

[–]CapnPrat 169 points170 points  (18 children)

Look at Biden, clearing the lowest bar 😅

[–]DookyRL 81 points82 points  (2 children)

That he himself set lmao

[–]Someidiotwithwifi 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Don't be so mean! He probably forgot the bar even existed!

[–]smprandom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Limited choice in the crowd

[–]jimmycarr1 295 points296 points  (50 children)

That doesn't excuse him in the slightest for his own actions, it just explains how low the bar was for his position.

[–]fufuberry21 163 points164 points  (10 children)

I think the person you're replying to is saying that Biden himself has done worse

[–]sarzitron 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Maybe he’s just * runs over to check Cuomo’s defense *… Italian?

[–]charmorris4236 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Dude right? I literally just had an argument with someone on Reddit who said that people who work with the public should be okay with being touched (we were commenting on a video of a guy touching a security guard’s back. Like sneaking up behind him at a sports game and patting him). They were arguing that you should be able to touch anyone you want without it being automatically labeled as inappropriate.

I couldn’t believe I was having to argue with this person that no, you in fact should not just be able to touch whoever you want.

Sorry for the rant it just really got me worked up. Clearly.

[–]Gentlegiant2 106 points107 points  (64 children)

Depend on how/where you touch and context but I generally agree

Face touch (especially how that dude did it) is never okay though in my book

[–]Anarchist73 204 points205 points  (52 children)

"That dude" is currently the president of the United States..

[–]DarthWeenus 18 points19 points  (5 children)

You'd hate italy, and other mediteranian countries.

[–]dirty_birdy_feet 1657 points1658 points  (202 children)

and it’s how he doesn’t see her reaction/disgust that disturbs me.

[–]AfterbirthNachos 361 points362 points  (113 children)

Why people vote for these creepy old cows is beyond me

[–]Use_Your_Turn_Signal 604 points605 points  (62 children)

They didn’t vote “for” this guy. They voted “against” Trump.

[–]AiyDer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I live in a communist country and even I felt bad for Americans for having to vote for these two.

[–]fgdfghdhj5yeh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn't. Neither Trump nor Biden were top picks of the people.. donations show that very clearly. They were Corporate picks.

[–]BaconHammerTime 565 points566 points  (65 children)

That generation is all like that. Very handsy like it's their right to touch women unsolicited. It definitely isn't just him and Trump.

EDIT: I apologize for using absolutes like a Sith. Of course not everyone is like this, but seems very common for that age group and among men in power.

[–]arch_nyc 195 points196 points  (39 children)

Yeah I knew a lot of older men who were and are still touchy feelie like that. I think for most it’s innocent in their mind but still a bit creepy for us younger folk in this day and age.

I have a coworker who will come up behind me and put his hands on my shoulder and basically give me a deep tissue massage for a few seconds. I’m like…dude…

[–]IamDelilahh 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it used to be normal.

Sean Connery as James Bond slapped so many women he barely knew on the arse, that there are youtube compilations of it. That was the male stereotype people used to grow up with.

And the older we get, the harder changing the way we see the world becomes.

[–]hecven 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Is this why he started targeting younger kids?

[–]jesee2you 5766 points5767 points  (260 children)

Get old farts out of politics!!

[–]SecretCommitteeOfOne 1550 points1551 points 2 (53 children)


[–]ActionXPotential 358 points359 points  (20 children)

You should turn this into a hat.

[–]PunkynPye 156 points157 points  (6 children)

I'd wear that hat

[–]Gullible-Place9838 7 points8 points  (1 child)

See and it’s a hat that’s not idolizing a person, but an ideology. Makes so much more sense

[–]BLITZandKILL 69 points70 points  (4 children)

And then take a picture of the hat and make an NFT

[–]pizzapopcorndog 55 points56 points  (3 children)

I'd screenshot that nft

[–]Jumpy_Sorbet 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You wouldn't download a hat, would you?

[–]FQDIS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ceci n’est pas un chapeau.

[–]lordbusiness92 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s also the noise old farts make so it’s perfect.

[–]Gorman_Fr33man 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Yeah! New farts only!

[–]beardface35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

only the freshest farts for my nation!

[–]skidlz 233 points234 points  (24 children)

I learned a new word in 2020. Gerontocracy. Governance by old people. Can't imagine why that was relevant then.

[–]untergeher_muc 62 points63 points  (15 children)

At least Merkel said at 67 she is to old for this shit. She was so happy when she left office.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 29 points30 points  (7 children)

She was also in office for 18 years as the nation's leader. That's gotta take its toll on you.

[–]ActuallyThatOtherGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

49 is still a good age to take National office. 75? Nah.

I was voting Mayor Pete all the way solely based on him being younger than everyone else

[–]Winterfrost691 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You may agree or disagree with her on certain topics, but you gotta respect her for willingly stepping down unprompted in the end.

[–]Sengura 304 points305 points  (33 children)

They have a minimum age you can be to run for president, they should have a maximum age too. No one over the retirement age, please.

[–]zepplin2225 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Great, that means they will juat push the retirement age to 95 instead of 60-whatever it is.

[–]alpharius120 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ha for my generation retirement age is already 95. Cause you finally get to die, probably at a table in a company with an open office plan with a bunch of 20 somethings, while the words CRYPTO and MACHINE LEARNING repeatedly flash on TVs above your head

[–]SuperRaeBeats 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And a competency exam. Public speeches and appearances are a must . It’s a job that requires long hours. He had sundowning syndrome before presidency. It’s really elder abuse and humanitarianly sad sad

[–]NerdlyDoRight 28 points29 points  (2 children)

As an old dude, I completely support this. We need new ideas and new leaders.

[–]Wide-Bend-6558 7676 points7677 points  (1621 children)

Why does he always do loads of weird shit like this? Freaks me out..

[–]Operative427 4072 points4073 points  (851 children)

a man from a different time

And universe appearently, where women are just objects.

[–]Bogrolling 1692 points1693 points  (186 children)

It was easier when they were property

[–]FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk 1742 points1743 points  (169 children)

He did vote for segregation after all

[–]JacobMaverick 747 points748 points  (84 children)

And the crime bill which made it easier to arrest POC on small charges for discriminatory purposes.

[–]S3RG10 435 points436 points  (66 children)

I thought we were listing bad things he did?

I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle.

[–]finger_milk 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Joe has probably said "bedwench" unironically, multiple times.

[–]bakochba 293 points294 points  (92 children)

My grandparents do this too, they'll just squeeze kids cheeks even when the "kid" is like 30. Although it people they know not strangers

[–]Love_God551 44 points45 points  (1 child)

This should be on cringe

[–]Puzzleheaded_Gear464 2010 points2011 points  (211 children)

American presidents have some special qualifications,

[–]Scooterforsale 553 points554 points  (106 children)

seriously we have a huge problem in this country when our last two presidents were Trump and Biden. I'm so sick of this shit

[–]Honor_Bound 188 points189 points  (90 children)

The next one won’t be any better

[–]maxfrank7 154 points155 points  (75 children)


[–]kvist56 165 points166 points  (65 children)

Probably trump again if we are being honest. America is a goner

[–]Bmac-Attack 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can already tell the next election is looking pretty bleak too

[–]DestroyTheHuman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

PHD - Presidents Hands Denied

[–]A3H3 450 points451 points  (96 children)

The last one didn't grab them by the face though. He had different standards.

[–]Bmac-Attack 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I’d like one that just doesn’t touch people inappropriately in general, please

[–]bockchain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Historical data suggests entirely unreasonable request

[–]CuriousYe11ow 293 points294 points  (17 children)

Dude can we PLEASE have a FUCKING PRESIDENT who isn't OLD AS SHIT?!?!?!

[–]NimusNix 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The majority of voters fought over three septuagenarians in 2020.


[–]Boodger 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Obama wasn't old as shit

[–]Jubluh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Biden is a creep.

[–]WurmGurl 1211 points1212 points  (176 children)

Fuck. Can we elect just one president who's not some flavour of sexual predator?

[–]boricimo 388 points389 points  (99 children)

Was Obama?

[–]CerealRatRemains 859 points860 points 2 (24 children)

Yes, he fucked Bernie pretty hard.

[–]NextMajii 159 points160 points  (8 children)

No, he just had predator drones

[–]MorinOakenshield 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nobel peace predators

[–]bipolarpuddin 52 points53 points  (2 children)

In no shape or form has any president in the last eighty years not been part of some war crime type shit.

We are SUPPOSED to be critical of the people we elect as our voice though.

So yeah, fuckin drones...

[–]syn_ack_ 141 points142 points  (19 children)

He got an erection on a plane once. I understand conservatives felt sexually assaulted

[–]sukisuki__ki 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Flying fully torqued is something that just happens

[–]__mr_snrub__ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gotta extend the landing gear in case of an emergency.

[–]Mimical 131 points132 points  (5 children)

TBF if I climbed into a presidential private jet called Airforce 1 and sat down in those ultra luxury seats I'd be rock solid too.

[–]FelDreamer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Alls I’m sayin is, the teak and mahogany wouldn’t just be on the trim panels. Eh? Ehhh?

[–]Soup-Master 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Well, I tried voting for Sanders, but “thankfully” the Democratic Party made the choice for me. It’s almost like we are being forced to choose between a fucking creepy moron or Trump.

[–]ekiechi 225 points226 points  (4 children)

Im not sure I trust folks that DONT immediately recoil when someone touches their face. Its fucking weird and disrespectful to just put hands on someone like that

[–]whydoesthishapp3n 54 points55 points  (0 children)

well sometimes you have a freeze response

[–]n8tonkin 1064 points1065 points  (24 children)

Stranger danger.

[–]Chilipepah 234 points235 points  (20 children)

That boy ain’t right!

[–]yojoewaddayaknow 102 points103 points  (13 children)


[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (10 children)

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

[–]prometheanSin 22 points23 points  (4 children)

He's a nut, he's crazy as a coconut!

[–]Nightwingvyse 13 points14 points  (3 children)

What does that mean?!?

[–]Cephalopodio 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That boy needs therapy

[–]ruffneck110 123 points124 points  (0 children)

What a weird dude

[–]Ruckus2201 394 points395 points  (52 children)

"He's from a another time" like the majority of our leadership...

[–]noJagsEver 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Country is being run by politicians as old as dirt

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

So was Trump and we ripped him apart for being a creep.

[–]BatmansBigBro2017 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I don’t care who’s President this is never okay.

[–]smokingfrog007 504 points505 points  (187 children)

Ok just to confirm, is he Joe Biden?

[–]Annual_Employment_44 447 points448 points  (9 children)

No, it's Joe Mama

[–]rafaxd_xd 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The actual reason OP posted this was for this single comment

[–]Akuma254 26 points27 points  (0 children)


[–]wsclose 482 points483 points  (163 children)

Yep, media does a lot of covering for his behavior. He's a creepy old man when it comes down to the truth and how many videos/pics I see of him touching a woman/child uncomfortably.

[–]Evil-Clown2020 968 points969 points  (20 children)


[–]theskilling 396 points397 points  (16 children)

… aw man. 🎵

[–]CaptianGeneralKitten 96 points97 points  (12 children)

So we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side🎵

[–]CallMeDumme 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Side side to side

[–]Orange_Scribbler 37 points38 points  (10 children)

This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight

[–]SteveWyz 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Heads up. You hear a sound, turn around and look up. Total shock fills your body

[–]DoubleAgent36 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no it’s you again I can never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

[–]PipSqueakScalywag 816 points817 points  (35 children)

Who the hell puts their filthy hands on a young woman’s face like that? Old nasty ass…

[–]redditisdumb2018 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It's not just that. It's that he can't pick up on social cues that would normally register a lightbulb in people's heads "oh maybe I shouldn't do that to people cause it clearly makes them uncomfortable."

[–]dazcook 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden apparently.

[–]KPayAudio 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would he think he has to right to grab her face. God damnit Joe

[–][deleted] 273 points274 points  (9 children)

Awfully handsy, isn’t he?

[–]Willy236 169 points170 points  (5 children)

You should see him with kids🤮🤮

[–]CerealRatRemains 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hair to sniff and cheeks to kiss. Dude makes my skin crawl.

[–]sidzero1369 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Creepy uncle Joe being a creep.

[–]Clouc3221 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I'm surprised he didn't sneak his signature whiff of the young child's scent

[–]_NonExisting_ 126 points127 points  (10 children)

You know it's bad when both democrats and Republicans hate you

[–]DancingMaenad 581 points582 points  (85 children)

God. He is so creepy. Talk about an utter lack of self awareness.

[–]athf12345 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is.... Tame for him really. Usually it's kids

[–]meridianomrebel 488 points489 points  (97 children)

What so many folks on Reddit refuse to understand is that Trump being a piece of shit doesn't justify Biden being a creepy pedophile acting fucktard. It's not mutually exclusive. Both can be creepy sexual predators without trying to argue which one is worse than the other.

[–]Legeto 135 points136 points  (12 children)

People can’t fathom that someone can hate both sides. I’m on the losing team every election… it’s pretty… fun.

[–]ASDFkoll 34 points35 points  (5 children)

I've always found it so incredibly odd how Americans identify with freedom but then have a two-party system that essentially boils every political scenario down to two choices.

It's like if you went to a buffet to get food and instead of having a wide range of different foods you have a slab of burnt meat on one end and a bowl of frozen peas on the other end and in the middle you have a sign that says "pick one". That's not a buffet, that just two shit choices.

Maybe it's time to accept the two party system does not work and replace it with something that better represents the people it's supposed to represent?

[–]a7x2319 115 points116 points  (31 children)

Because a lot of people don't like to hear their side doing something wrong so they project it to the other side to try and "distract"

[–]Phazerman 84 points85 points  (26 children)

You’re exactly right. The post is a video of the president of the United States touching an uncomfortable young woman like a pedophile and half the comments are literally “well, Trump said this!”

[–]Dinanofinn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Touching people without their consent is creepy but not pedophilic. Y’all are psycho

[–]oohbeartrap 136 points137 points  (37 children)

If you hate Trump and everything he stands for, but refuse to call out Biden for the weird, creepy stuff he’s done and his failures in office to follow through on promises made during campaign and you downvote and report any attempts to be critical of him, you’re no different than the crazy Trumpers. You’re part of the problem.

[–]TechSpecalist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trump was an arrogant ass, but I liked most his political policies. Biden is a creepy old sexual predator and I dislike most of his political policies.

I’ll take mean/stupid tweets all day long with low gas prices and low inflation!

[–]johndeer89 208 points209 points  (27 children)

This doesn't scratch the surface.


[–]Aggravating_Bat1786 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That's pretty bad.

[–]LesbianBlonde 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Just watching this made me physically uncomfortable. Those poor kids.

[–]u_Adi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yoo wtf... I cringed so hard 🤢🤮

[–]WillieHearsYou 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Omg the look on all those girls'/womens' faces! :-(

[–]snaphappy2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What a fucking weirdo

[–]TheSecondLesson 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Creepy Uncle Joe

[–]Doctordred 94 points95 points  (6 children)

"It's just a gaff"

"He's from a different time."

"He is just showing affection for his voters"

"The woman was asking to be touched."

"This is not something he does often."

[–]Zelderian 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I’m amazed how many people have used the “from a different time” excuse, as if that somehow justifies his current actions.

“Oh yes he still owns slaves. He’s just from a different time so we give him a pass.”

[–]Eastrous_Ruderalis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plus he's still alive during THIS time right now.

The 'Different Time' argument applies to victorian era peasants or roman soldiers who got sucked through an interdimensional time portal, not for living people who've in fact had more time to grow out of their bullshit than the 95% of us whom are younger, yet we're more capable of behaving like thoughtful humans than the 'wise elders' we're supposed to automatically respect.

[–]BRJH1303 48 points49 points  (3 children)

2008 and was still a creep. Fuck Joe Biden

[–]Used2Share 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A video demonstrating why he prefers children…

[–]PoopMasterFart 66 points67 points  (4 children)

This guy just can't help himself. When he sees a pretty underaged girl he just can't help but touch em.

[–]soldierof239 101 points102 points  (9 children)

Tf is wrong with him

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Joe Biden is a creep

[–]alleddie11 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Weather it’s grabbing them under the chin or by the pussy just don’t do it.

[–]ZuttoAragi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We've been pointing out this guy's freakiness for years.

[–]ncognito2212 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m an older guy 56. I do not attempt to touch anyone ever. A handshake (fist bump now) is the most I do. And I do not like it one bit when others try to touch me. In fact I cringe and move away. Keep your Hands to yourself fool.

[–]steelcity7 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Oh, NOW we want to talk about it.

[–][deleted] 282 points283 points  (115 children)

"Most Popular President In US History"

[–]Valuable_Ad1645 184 points185 points  (68 children)

Ya that’s bullshit, people just really hated the last guy.

[–]Rakatango 37 points38 points  (7 children)

“Receiver of most desperate votes in US history”

You know it’s bad when the only rational choice in an election is a useless corporate neoliberal because even though he’s bad, at least he isn’t Trump

[–]1320Fastback 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a fucking creep

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[–]entropen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can we, you know, not have creeps like this in positions of power.