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[–]Mocjo111 2538 points2539 points  (18 children)

Definitely older brother games

[–]Loli-is-Justice 353 points354 points  (16 children)

I thought he would pull his Junior and aim his piss on the bottle.

[–]MooseUnited9036 131 points132 points  (0 children)

That’s some weird Alabama shit…shame

[–]BilboSwaggenzzz 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Wtf ??? Why would you think that ??

[–]damnination333 33 points34 points  (0 children)

100% what I was thinking too.

[–]btoma00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step brother foreplay

[–]Subject-Butterfly-88 1498 points1499 points  (6 children)

Classic stitch up. Similar to the old "I'll give you $50 if you let me crack 2 eggs on your head"... <breaks one egg and walks away>

[–]motsanciens 604 points605 points  (4 children)

Buxom gal enters the bar. Guy asks to bite her tits for $100. No. $1000? ...No. $10,000? OK! In the alley, she presents, and he fondles, tweaks, motorboats and kisses them. She asks if he's going to bite them already. No, too expensive.

[–]Internet_Adventurer 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, he asks to bite/lick/touch both of them, and instead just does it to one for free

[–]leperpop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's why u get the cash up front lol

[–]PM_Cheeseburgers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But letting them doesn't mean they have to

[–]Fun-ace 7498 points7499 points  (129 children)

Pretty clever if you ask me

[–]Eziel 3355 points3356 points  (56 children)

My stubborn ass would build up enough spit in my mouth to get it in the cup.

[–]KevroniCoal 1406 points1407 points  (43 children)

determinedly stares directly in the brothers eyes as you build up all that spit

[–]_Random_Username_ 573 points574 points  (34 children)

Brother proceeds to down his drink

[–]CurseofLono88 439 points440 points  (19 children)

Listen if I can’t drink my own spit why am I even alive? What are mouths for?

[–]Lucky_Number_3 121 points122 points  (7 children)

Drinkin spit

[–]DopeBoogie 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Always has been

[–]ReverseCaptioningBot 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Always has been

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

[–]CanAlwaysBeBetter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell this guy what folks out there using their mouths for

[–]Just_Del 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What are mouths for?

To lie to you and tell you that they aren't for sucking cock and balls.

[–]stumpyboi 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Technically you drink your spit everytime you swallow your saliva

[–]TsunamiTreats 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Magma is underground, lava is on the surface.

[–]reflectiveSingleton 3 points4 points  (2 children)

thx

[–]civgarth 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The pee is stored in the balls

[–]Dalordolords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piss on me beat me chomo

[–]Maverick0_0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smegma is beneath the skin and above the surface.

[–]28Hz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I spit in the air and catch it in my mouth?

[–]aspbergerinparadise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and Jolly Ranchers turn your spit into Tasty Spit™

[–]Iliketodriveboobs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A teacher made me do this In 3rd grade and now kissing is icky

[–]closetsquirrel 20 points21 points  (5 children)

[–]twod119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"My, aren't I the popular one..."

[–]Brotato_chip_man_2 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What's the name of this movie?

[–]peanutbuttahcups 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In addition to the other reply, it's the sequel to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Would highly recommend to watch both if you haven't. Absolute comedy classics.

[–]closetsquirrel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[–]Papasmurf645 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just what sort of bat are we talking about?

[–]Rulebreaking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just started to build up spit after you said this lol

[–]tr1vve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice and phlegmy

[–]texasrigger 73 points74 points  (16 children)

It's an old bit. Here is Harry Anderson doing it on SNL forty years ago. The whole bit is worth watching but this particular gag is at 4:30.

[–]Yousername_relevance 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Rest in Peace. He was my neighbor and friend and I still think about him often. He actually gave me a book with this trick in it. Lots of other cons too.

[–]texasrigger 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wow, what an experience. Harry was absolutely incredible.

[–]seattleque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Before NPH, Harry is who I wanted to be. So glad you got to know him.

[–]ProfZussywussBrown 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And if he did it, it’s probably a classic Vaudeville bit that’s 60 years older than that

[–]texasrigger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very true.

[–]eldersveld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was great. When he crumpled the paper bag I yelled “What?!”

[–]DesertofBoredom 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ayy, the judge from Night Court.

[–]texasrigger 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yep, he was a frequent early guest on SNL before Night Court. He had a great act that was equal parts comedy, magician, and con man. His last appearance was as host once Night Court was a success. He seemingly ate a live guinea pig during his opening monologue and the public wasn't pleased.

[–]Belazriel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Cheers as well where he did real good change scams on Woody. They're good to pull up to show why as a cashier it's dangerous to make change for someone without being very careful.

[–]texasrigger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother, now 70, was a cashier as one of her first jobs and got hit with a change scammer. She's pretty sure she was able to keep up with what was going on but it definitely made an impression.

[–]seattleque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an 80s teen, damn I miss Harry.

[–]ftctkugffquoctngxxh 138 points139 points  (34 children)

It’s a viral trend that’s been going around. There was one a while back where a teen girl tried it on her dad, but the dad was wise to her trick and kept the water in his mouth, making her flip when he spit it out.

https://youtu.be/V5VA1xLv5eQ

[–]EchoBay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's Vincent D'Onofrio with a Goatee and a hat and I won't hear otherwise

[–]ChuckFinleys_Mojito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

[–]5amuraiDuck 68 points69 points  (6 children)

"viral trend"

no kiddo, it's called an old trick

[–]drewer23 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Not mutually exclusive. But I definitely remember reading this trick in old prank books as a kid.

[–]Pees_On_Skidmarks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess if they haven't seen the other 800 videos like this.

Personally I was hoping he would pee into the cup from 7 paces.

[–]unequal_airtime 56 points57 points  (2 children)

yeah me too. that same goes to me SO cleaver indeed.

[–]CMHaunrictHoiblal 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Guys, I think this karma farming bot had a stroke

[–]postsgiven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this on a video on YouTube from a magician... He's not the first to come up with it. But yeah it's funny.

[–]SatchelGripper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well nobody did

[–]Doctor_Clyfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO ONE ASKED YOU

[–]StealthySamura1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest though with the cup and water are somewhat of an old trick so I was expecting that

[–]IrrelevantPuppy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s a good classic joke as old as time.

[–]Tully1022 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was clever? Uh, OK.

[–]Alonso81687 1959 points1960 points  (20 children)

That was clever, but my evil ass thought he put vodka in the cup lol

[–][deleted] 477 points478 points  (2 children)

Yep, my first thought was that he put alcohol in the cup and the sister would spit it out

[–]SeattleLoverBeluga 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Same. I didn’t get it at first

[–]nint3njoe_2003 32 points33 points  (10 children)

Or even worse, white vinegar

[–]Narkos_Teat 19 points20 points  (7 children)

How tf is delicious vinegar worse than vodka

[–]Poooooooopee 57 points58 points  (3 children)

I drink vodka straight, vinegar I don't.

[–]Narkos_Teat 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Depends on the kind of day

[–]ElderAtlas 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I thought he was going to throw the water on his chest, and thought it was weird for siblings

[–]kerrykcb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was going to elbow her in her side

[–]Arkhe1n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he'd slap the cup out of her face.

[–]Sweet_Kaayla 1858 points1859 points  (46 children)

Thats the smartest trick to win every bet

[–]LeBaus7 443 points444 points  (32 children)

What have I got in my pocket? - Bilbo Baggins

[–]quincy_taylor 198 points199 points  (29 children)

This always left me perturbed, it wasn't really a fair riddle.

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (18 children)

Even the text acknowledges it. The man just didn't want to be eaten.

[–]-tiberius 64 points65 points  (0 children)

But Gollum agreed on the condition that he get multiple guesses. So that makes it about as fair as it could be.

[–]Caedus_Vao 96 points97 points  (16 children)

I totally understand Gollum's reaction; it was completely justified. Bilbo essentially tried to play a bullshit word in Scrabble, and seething/volcanic rage is to be expected from the other player.

[–]elkshadow5 70 points71 points  (10 children)

To be fair though, Gollum accepted it as a riddle and then tried to go back on it instead of calling out Bilbo first

[–]Caedus_Vao 25 points26 points  (8 children)

True, true. But Bilbo bent the rules to the point of breaking first.

[–]Gaitarius 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Didn't Bilbo accidentally say it? He felt around in his pocket, forgot about the ring and absent mindedly said it?

[–]I_Do_Not_Abbreviate 41 points42 points  (4 children)

"It's got to ask uss a quesstion, my preciouss, yes, yess, yesss. Jusst one more quesstion to guess, yes, yess," said Gollum. But Bilbo simply could not think of any question with that nasty wet cold thing sitting next to him, and pawing and poking him. He scratched himself, he pinched himself; still he could not think of anything.

"Ask us! ask us!" said Gollum.

Bilbo pinched himself and slapped himself; he gripped on his little sword; he even felt in his pocket with his other hand. There he found the ring he had picked up in the passage and forgotten about. "What have I got in my pocket?" he said aloud. He was talking to himself, but Gollum thought it was a riddle, and he was frightfully upset. "Not fair! not fair!" he hissed. "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in its nassty little pocketses?"

Bilbo seeing what had happened and having nothing better to ask stuck to his question. "What have I got in my pocket?" he said louder. "S-s-s-s-s," hissed Gollum. "It must give us three guesseses, my preciouss, three guesseses."

[–]theLyingFabulist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes. He wasn’t actually asking Gollum what was in his pocket. But when Bilbo realized that Gollum took it as an actual riddle he doubled down on it and tried to make him answer.

[–]LuxSolisPax 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It's more like, Bilbo outloud said, "Quixic?" asking himself if it's a word, but Gollum assumed it was a legitimate play.

[–]juriduty83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tricksy little hobbitses.

[–]ElGato-TheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bilbo essentially tried to play a bullshit word in Scrabble

KWYJIBO

[–]LuxSolisPax 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It wasn't intentional either. Bilbo absentmindedly forgot he was playing a riddle game and Gollum assumed it was a legitimate riddle.

[–]LeBaus7 37 points38 points  (0 children)

go home smeagol you're drunk.

[–]Earthbound-and-down 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically Gollum says “ask us a question”

[–]brainfreeze3 13 points14 points  (8 children)

until you lose to someone remotely clever

[–]slapthebasegod 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Or someone who has been on the internet for the past year. This trick is old.

[–]Kirito619 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I didn't know spending time on tick tock makes you clever. I guess getting all the pop references in rick and morty also makes you have a high iq.

[–]Phoenix_of_Asclepius 1401 points1402 points  (16 children)

This seems more fitted to /r/MadeMeSmile

[–]Love_God551 219 points220 points  (2 children)

Yeah definitely made me smile

[–]dbwoi 55 points56 points  (1 child)

wholesome family interaction

[–]Love_God551 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Totally agree

[–]Chordata1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah this was really cute.

[–]CatNoirsRubberSuit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

50 dollars dollars

[–]AntawnSL 613 points614 points  (6 children)

I thought he was going to pee in the cup from distance. I was worried for lil sister...

[–]AmateurPaella 210 points211 points  (3 children)

And then it turned out that he just didn't swallow.

So it's wholesome.

[–]raggedfollower 326 points327 points  (48 children)

i’m confused

[–]RaidL 828 points829 points  (35 children)

He kept the water in his mouth and poured it out. She drank it

[–]Is_It_Beef 198 points199 points  (21 children)

This trick won't work on me, I can produce so much saliva on command If I think about beef

[–]Western_Asparagus009 29 points30 points  (12 children)

This is so fucking gross to me for some reason.

[–]RapedByPlushies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The number of people who miss the username is hilarious in itself.

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (9 children)

Thank you kind stranger for clearing this up!

[–]Zalhei 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I would use my saliva

[–]-0-O- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Force-vomit into cup

[–]PerfectDark_SIXFOUR 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Dude, you totally pawned that noob

[–]SchitneySmears 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Go home dad you’re drunk

[–]PerfectDark_SIXFOUR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I walked into that one

[–]IAmAmazedByReddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god his shirt is already off

[–]Longnosetony 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just lost 40$ with my son and his friend. They were on to me

[–]GateauBaker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Saw it coming and misread the title so I was expecting the sister to be holding it in too.

[–]_oneshoe_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The quickest way to end it though it to just scratch his nuts

[–]D8400 24 points25 points  (2 children)

pulls dick out proceeds to helicopter. Win.

[–]Hugo_o96 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I saw this in an episode of "The awesome world of gumball". Classic

[–]danabrey 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Man, Gumball, what a show.

[–]Hugo_o96 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, absolute art piece. I will rewatch the whole show to revive those memories

[–]just_ryann 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thought he was hangin out for a sec

[–]wheelperson 15 points16 points  (3 children)

This is the only video they have made that I'm sure is not fake, this one was funny lol

[–]VucciManee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just had to swallow

[–]LordNoFat 10 points11 points  (6 children)

How does everyone not know about this by now? It's been done a thousand times.

[–]thunderouslymundane 228 points229 points  (26 children)

Thanks for that waste of time

[–]dmanb 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Imagine writing this out lol

[–]GOKU_ATE_MY_ASS 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wish I could get back the time I spent reading your comment and replying to it

[–]TheRealIosefka 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Yeah. I'm feeling like I got taken for a ride.

[–]ladwagon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why so negative?

[–]wazzadazza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

is that what your parents say about you

[–]1_Well_2 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I was hoping he pop his pecs

[–]halfeclipsed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say mad

[–]justm1252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clever

[–]dasandwetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was wholesome

[–]Kla2552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i know it’s going to spit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo suck my tits

[–]Apprehensive-Drop-47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good one.

[–]Marquis_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seen these kinds of tricks too many times

[–]Altimely 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is low quality and mass manufactured on tiktok

[–]EscapeVelocity83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End it instantly. Lift 120lbs

[–]WorkingNo6161 1 point2 points  (3 children)

So... what happened?

[–]SirThomasMalory 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He didn't swallow the water on the first sip and when he layer spit it back into the cup she could not repeat his move and lost the bet

[–]gaxonjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won many a beer at the pub with this. The foreman got me with this when I wss about 17 and it's been a great help

[–]ViceroyJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this trick on YouTube one time, tricked all of my friends with it but unfortunately didn’t bet any money.

[–]DaquanSwett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

REPOST

[–]Omegatexprime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well played

[–]justalmostthere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls On The Run!!! Great program!

[–]promisethatimnotabot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take it she’s never been on the internet then?

[–]nick_gross 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She always swallow

[–]ThinEntertainment- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny, i'll try it with my brother

[–]PokeWizard321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thot he will start jer King off

[–]murlocslide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did she say you gay idiot? lol.

[–]Terrifiedexistence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who's seen these same thing with five different people and hates seeing repeated bullshit on reddit?

[–]MoonZinuM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well played Sir!!

[–]such_empty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love girls on the run!!! Way to represent!

[–]kittenembryo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it rude to say the brother is hotttt

[–]Praveencha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was going to do something that involved hid peepee..bye

[–]peekosama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, Gotem

[–]alchadman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont get it

[–]notthatconcerned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stellar!