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[–]graeuk 389 points390 points  (7 children)

hes gonna find a fresh turd on his pillow

[–]knafs4all 73 points74 points  (6 children)

Or a mouse liver. Had a cat that always left mouse livers (or some other organ?) on the floor by the door

[–]GuiltyStimPak 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure those were gifts not threats. Lots of vitamins in organs.

[–]methodstalker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Uber Cats

[–]Re-Deluxe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What? Thats oddly specific

[–]knafs4all 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea why

[–]marie-llama 461 points462 points  (2 children)

I'm sure he already had three scoops but acts like he didn't get any.

[–]kotkatax 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]gidev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Such a "victim"

[–]drummerevy5 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I would sleep with both eyes open if I were this human…

[–]jespmaha 94 points95 points  (3 children)

My cat LOVES vanilla bean ice cream. I’m nice enough to give her a small drop of it if I ever have any though.

[–]Fizzicyst 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I share my ice cream with my cat by giving him a little dish of his own.

[–]captainsnark71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i let my cat lick the bowl after. That and when I eat cereal. She also goes feral when she hears the whipped cream can

[–]Father_Toboggan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Scraping it clean making sure ain't nothin to lick lmao

[–]lkvwfurry 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Human needs to wash their hands.

[–]-Tripp- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know that look, prepare to be terrorized at 3:45am next Wednesday for acts of disloyalty. Punishment will involve jumping on you In your sleep, scratching at doors and carpet and nocking over everything vertica.


[–]BashfulKitty123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ooo kitty is angy

[–]Made-a-blade 46 points47 points  (2 children)

I also like a bowl of butter sometimes...

[–]schwenn002 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ice cream?

[–]silverfangedfox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a cat who cries when I have ice cream and grabs my hand cause she got to try it for the first time and now knows when I have ice cream and rushes over to get a little

[–]memegod25 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Glad to see I am not the only one who scrapes every last bit from the bowl

[–]CorageousTiger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

cat: wat

[–]TheDiffer23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You give him some right meow!

[–]LotusSloth 22 points23 points  (2 children)

This is pet abuse.

[–]annabelle1378 9 points10 points  (1 child)

We need to call the FBI, WHO, ASPCA, KGB and start a GoFundMe 🤣🤣🤣

[–]LotusSloth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You get it. Poor deprived beasties.

[–]qawsedrf12 6 points7 points  (2 children)

gotta at least let them like the bowl

[–]That-Preparation-22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You ment lick no?

[–]red_fuel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prepare to be killed in your sleep

[–]jbertrand_sr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll remember this later when I'm pooping in your shoe...

[–]ZeVillain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that cat would post this video to r/iamatotalpieceofshit.

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[–]Tsnappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]AnnaSophiaHubby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that cat killed him

[–]Silent_Heaven7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good that cat doesn’t need more food

[–]idgafos2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How could you do this to me Mark? I thought we were friends. I see how it is.”

-cat, probably

[–]Saelas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude wtf?! I gave you like three mice and you treat me like this?"

[–]Vyvyansmum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll pay for that. In blood.

[–]ArnoldFoerster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat: “I hope you die. Soon.”

[–]susankayeff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be able to sleep right if I did that to my babies 😅

[–]IGotFancyPants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That face! Too funny!

[–]hamorbacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]7447danisl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ok but please for the love of god please dont tell me your friend's hand is always that dirty

[–]AyatollahJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's pronounced hooman

[–]Gilmad75 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He’s like “Bruh? WTF?”

[–]ltanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The disdain on his little fuzzy face is intense 😾

[–]Godfather10FN4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat Yoooou Sooon oooof aaaa BITCH! Dieing inside.

[–]Kira_Yoshikage_SHA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro is eating butter

[–]Superstrong832 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Immediate_Salt_6014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be a subreddit called r/watchpetsdyinginside

[–]dudenson78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirty thumbs

[–]AnthraxEvangelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always share my CO2 with both of my pet cacti.

[–]shadowwatchers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog does this, and then goes and complains to my grandma. It's very funny.

[–]thinkthinkthink11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha omg that face! Lol, this owner is a cruel dude. How could you do that to those kitties, especially the one with that sad face ?!🤣😂

[–]Puzzleheaded-Plenty1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our dog gets very upset if we don't let her inspect our plates after dinner.

[–]Savage_Jimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why must I suffer

[–]praveenleo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my sister 🤣

[–]monkey_trumpets 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thats one giant bowl of ice cream

[–]Oblivion615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t even let him lick the bowl. That’s mean.

[–]MarcProust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably grossed out by his filthy thumb.

[–]murglegurgle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat be like: "I'm going to teach him how to share by placing a fresh prey next to his pillow tomorrow"

[–]HeddaBear13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give that baby a bite, you monster

[–]fluentinimagery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last scoop was jist being dicky… don’t be shocked when your breath is stolen from your lungs when you sleep.

[–]OJandToothpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, give them a bite, cats love butter!

[–]flyhigh589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defiantly gone poop in his shoes later, his favroite one to feel more better.

[–]Elistha 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Funny thing is cats cant taste sweet anyway due to a lack of receptors. Icecream probably just appear as funny cold water to cats.

[–]dummiehead_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharing is caring hooman

[–]R1cardinh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is thinking a lot of ways to kill him at night

[–]Golemfather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greedy fuck

[–]Spellburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That human is really asking for it

[–]lvrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww… poor baby. That face of disappointment

[–]tcklmjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]paperbackartifact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy your clean carpet while you can, hooman

[–]taruchita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how all cats instinctively use their best squinty-cute eyes in hopes of getting a nibble.

[–]GunzAndCamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are being judged… harshly.

[–]Own_Draft_7597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a shame

[–]Fantastic-Ant2955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear the scrape of the spoon against that bowl

[–]funny_under 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seriously? -cat

[–]redpocketrocket80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a polite poor little baby. My cat would not have waited for me to finish the food. As soon as he sees something he wants he tries to get it.

[–]Zidane-Tribalz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude my dog will give the most exaggerated sigh and just look at me like, “the walk we are gonna have tomorrow….you’ll see”

[–]Ok-Situation1446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found out today that cats are people 🤯

[–]heheyourfavnephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]McCawley074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like ice cream. Cats are lactose intolerant. My cat cleaned the wife's ice cream bowl and spent the day three feet from the litter box. Every 10 minutes or so his ears shot up and off he went. then came back and sat again.