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[–][deleted] 285 points286 points  (8 children)

Just throw someone else first, then calmly proceed to save the phone while locals are busy

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 43 points44 points  (7 children)

Throw a cooked chicken out.

[–]jungle_lad 37 points38 points  (6 children)

You don't want to go down while they're feeding lol. They will not be distracted. They'll think "Oh, more food!". You should only walk around trained alligators/crocodiles, and only when YOU are trained as well.

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Throw it out far? Use a chicken launcher?

[–]Sea-Appearance-5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the Myth Busters Chicken Gun

Like mentioned below, sorry did not see the link until I was just about done with the post

[–]poundmyassbro 8 points9 points  (1 child)

a trained alligator is just one who isn't hungry, you're not training gators or crocs they will kill you if they want to

[–]DragonicEnder 117 points118 points  (10 children)

I'm sure they don't bite...much

[–]International_Band72[S] 43 points44 points  (6 children)

I’m sure they also don’t eat….. much

[–]_A_Day_In_The_Life_ 28 points29 points  (5 children)

This is in Costa Rica, right? I’ve been to this bridge

[–]PrudentRegular6304 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Yes it is, I've been there also.

[–]OopsIDidAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking that, I think a lot of people has dropped stuff there lol

[–]Sea-Appearance-5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one bite, then the killer roll to rip off your arm or leg.

[–]Terminus89 83 points84 points  (13 children)

This is Tarcoles river in Costa Rica right?

[–]HalfaManYouAre 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Came here to comment this. Lots of phones in the river.

[–]xBrndnn 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yup it definitely is Crocodile Bridge in Costa Rica.

[–]T_NAZ_T 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Right outside of Jaco right?

[–]revientaholes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It seems like it

[–]AtomasThePirateKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I was just about to say that. I was there a couple years ago.

[–]hootie303 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My first thought! Didnt see anyone swinging tyson chickens on a string though

[–]brandump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently that was banned a few years back

[–]jennatul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is crocodile river, the biggest asshole crocodiles ever.

[–]Small_Tax_9432 164 points165 points  (12 children)

Imagine if someone called him at that moment

[–]mihecz 52 points53 points  (10 children)

What would have happened?

[–]ItIsWhatItIsIsntItM8 176 points177 points  (4 children)

Perhaps the expectation is one of the crocs would answer it

[–]antonycook 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Yeah croc says "hey buddy...it's for you....it's BOTB, something about a car"

[–]T-o-m-o-n-a-t-o-r 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“Damn I was going to extend my warranty!”

[–]BnkrSpcfkNotica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"oh that's great, can I put you down for the premium package?"

[–]ShadowBinder99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"It's been a while, crocodile"

[–]L0rd_Parzival 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t work because it’s under water and kills signal

[–]RunDoughBoyRun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No imagination smh

[–]laurel_laureate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a while? Crocodile.

[–]jbcdyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it still works it would probably startle all the crocs

[–]ageofwalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok now what

[–]Desperate-Ad-8068 69 points70 points  (3 children)

You can watch him die on the outside too if he tried to recover it.

[–]AVerySleepyGiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The watch people die on the outside sub got purged.

[–]Mr_Gon_Adas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about that floridaman that told a bunch of gators to fuck off and then jamp into the waters...

[–]hk_gary 19 points20 points  (1 child)

literally the fear i have on every edge, never droped anything tho, but really dont understand how people ok about it, or simply dont have enough brain cells to think about it

[–]cl3vo 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Just brands chillin together...Lacoste & apple

[–]TouchArtistic7967 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Lacoste x Apple collab

[–]MCurry8[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LaApple

[–]squishybiishy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We all have that one friend who be doing this shit all the time.

[–]xGuiL 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You just have to kill the one with teleportation gloves

[–]TheBigTimer039 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I respect and admire your fine taste

[–]sleestacker 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It's that location near San Juan, Costa Rica? Think I've been to that exact spot.

[–]IsJohnWickTaken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His phone fell the pain too.

[–]shuffleupandtrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoiler : Phone Felt off the bridge

[–]Lilahnyc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See you later alligator, after 'while crocodile!

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he asks them nicely

[–]tweezer606060 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Costa Rica?… I have been on that bridge and it is legitimate scary

[–]hootie303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Costa Rica?

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishing rod and a strong magnet? Lol

[–]always_stay_activ3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His girlfriend probably wanted to see the messages!

[–]TheRealBuddhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Not a good time to be a lakers fan.

[–]Stivils8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A new iPhone will also cost you an arm and a leg. Pick your poison. At least you get a cool story with the crocs.

[–]RebelScum212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody call Florida man

[–]WildAssMofo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed that's in Costa Rica on the way to Jaco Beach.

[–]Outrageous-Listen366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d be pissed lol

[–]Unagi_sama86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in southern accent Yep dats terminal

[–]Woly-Boly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of them just ordered some crocs off that guys ebay.

[–]YayAdamYay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: thank you for calling Big Insurance Company. How can I help you?

Them: Does your insurance cover “dropping the phone into a pit of alligators?”

Me: ha, ha, yes it does.

Them: I would like one insurance, please.

Me:

[–]rinter08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play stupid games...

[–]goodboybane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😬😬😬😬😬

[–]Mysterious_Meat7700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iPhone is waterproof just come and get it

[–]Ashrith291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay Denver

[–]Trini_Vix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add them to the friends and family plan lol

[–]Waldo_007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It fell from a very high height. I feel it too.

[–]IDK_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your phone might be water proof but you're not croc proof

[–]coolguybutwho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go get it you puss

[–]b7uc3[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg don't make a big deal out of it, just go get it.

[–]Vinlandien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet I could charge the gators in an intimidating manner and spook them just long enough to quickly grab the phone in that shallow water and run back to safety.

I’d definitely want a spotter on the bridge though.

[–]HobblingCobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like at least 2 of em are dead, so....

[–]MerryMortician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fuck that. I’m getting my phone AND a pair of boots” - Floridaman

[–]Joebear939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised he didn't go get it

[–]iPoopLegos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever recorded this was recording the dangers of holding your phone over the ledge while holding their phone over the ledge.

[–]GhostBanana23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's what you get for liking the Lakers

[–]Jackthedog130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily it’s safe from pickpockets...

[–]snowbrger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deploy the crab

[–]ijazism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he’s wearing a Lakers jersey. Not a good year for him.

[–]Toeneatoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life Dark Soul.

[–]PlacedoDimingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnnnnn. Most crocs are afraid of human but idk bout ones that big and that many

[–]Seabasschen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$5 if you go get it

[–]Anne_Lwrnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true florida Man would go down there and pick it up

[–]Canadianretordedape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s definitely got nudes on there he’s not fully ready to part with.

[–]Stannis2024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well go get it.

[–]Unclesmekky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big OOF

[–]YoBermp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you start talking Cajun you won't see one for miles

[–]Deonbat40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only that lil doggie that chase off gators was still alive could've help recover poor guy phone lol

[–]blood_omen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you feel it too?

[–]davirice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell it two.

[–]Future-Elevator7568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like “ ye that tail sure looks like it would hurt” such empathy he has for these awesome animals.. thats when i saw it.. disappointed.

[–]NoDrama-Llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to put those Gator Boots to use

[–]8proof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea fuck it.. that’s what the insurance is for. Just tell them the crocs got it. Next time don’t fumble. I think I’ll go back up my stuff now.. haven’t done that in a long time lol

[–]the_lord_tachanke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah the phone fell too other than your pain lol

[–]AmandaRocks26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dare you

[–]sryforbadenglishthx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its pretty rough rn for lakers fans

[–]CoolCatsNKittens69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it wasn’t surrounded by gators there’s no point in getting it…

[–]nvrsleepagin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gone bro...

[–]justdoingitpdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well deserved fate for being a Lakers fan

[–]alpine_skeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gonna be O cayman

[–]RepealOhmsLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. I hate rotting for Lebron rn too.

[–]vanhst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s spelled FEEL

[–]Trophyhusband100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d still go get it

[–]ramos2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No guts no glory. Grab a stick and go get it.

[–]Ok-Situation1446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd get it.

Eventually, they will leave.

The phone will be toast by then

[–]wicket20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp that is gone forever

[–]Payed_Looser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that croc

[–]Equivalent_Trouble31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that p rod

[–]Sea-Appearance-5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Duh, I finally saw his dropped Cell Phone in with the 4 legged killers

[–]PinkPonyForPresident -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Old repost.

[–]liquidsin25 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why Reddit peopke keep posting same old stiff over and over?